gossip comprehension world

There has never been a good weather in Yincaodifu.

Shi Lanwei sat by the Naihe Bridge next to Jieshui, counting the ghosts coming and going boredly.A group of ghosts on the side of the road are holding a yin wooden sign to protest: [Yincao Jifu must also be able to go to the world! 】【Protest against ghosts in the underworld, ghosts have no ghost power, and they can't accept flying swords! 】【Kneeling for the author of the well-known and unrecognizable new work "Memoirs of the Yin-Yang Daozu: 1 Years of My Master and I"

The eighth volume is updated, I would like to trade my soul for it! 】

The corner of Shi Lanwei's mouth twitched slightly, feeling speechless for the monks in his own universe.

Back then, he was also an otaku novelist on the earth, specializing in cultivation. After ten years of coding, he became a great god. He had just paid off his loan and bid farewell to the life of a house slave.As a master of internet literature who has coded for many years, and also a master of comprehension essays, he became excited instinctively after he finished caring about the house.

Could it be that this is his luck in exchange for not having a girlfriend for 28 years? !Is he finally going to start "acquiring peerless skills, becoming a master of Taoism, learning from seniors who have attained the Tao, encountering various chances, marrying Bai Fumei, and embarking on the road to the pinnacle of life"?

Just thinking about it is overwhelming!

Shi Lanwei plunged into the towns near Xiuzhenfang City to inquire about the situation here, and finally got a little understanding of this place. His world is called "Huaxuan Great World", and it is the same as Yu Yutian's first rich Taoist ancestor. The second world that is rich in the Lord of Creation is incomparable, but it is also ranked as the top one in the Tongtian Realm.

In this big world, besides the authentic Taoist Youxian Palace, which is the number one Taoist sect, there are also immortal sects such as Taiqing Sect, Lingxiao Sword Sect, Chongxiao Sect, Xueluo Sect, Ten Thousand Ghosts Sect, and so on. Not to mention other second-rate and third-rate sects.

The area where Shi Lanwei is now is exactly where the Taiqing Sect is located, adjacent to the Youxian Palace. Both factions are authentic Taoists, but the Taiqing Sect is better than Taiji, and the Taoism of the Youxian Palace is based on innate gossip. Conflicts rarely arise.

After inquiring for a few days, Shi Lanwei counted with his fingers. Emperor Taiqing held a dharma meeting to recruit disciples once every ten years. His most urgent task now is to understand his qualifications and then plan carefully.Although the cultivation of the universe in this side is not limited to the presence or absence of the spiritual roots of the five elements, and even people with mediocre aptitude but firm Taoism work hard to strengthen their luck step by step, and finally break through the life and death gateway, but those are very few after all. Without the slightest spiritual root, it is destined to have no relationship with practice.

Shi Lanwei firmly believes that there is a kind of will in the dark, and since he came to his own world, it must be accompanied by chance.

In order for him to return to his old business after many inquiries, he started the old business of coding for a living.Combining the gossip heard in the market and the experience I have accumulated over the years, I wrote a refreshing essay on cultivation.

As far as he knows, although there are many stories about talented scholars and beauties here, they are just changing the background of the stories in the secular world and putting them in the cultivation world.If you think about it carefully, the standard structure and plot of the story are reasonable, and most of them are group portrait stories, telling the contest between good and evil and the dispute between morality and orthodoxy in a certain period of time. It is not so much a story as a history.Even if there are stories that are closer to the meaning of online novels, most of them are that the protagonist has a good background, excellent talents and a smooth journey. People are of the same nationality and double cultivation, and they conspire together for the great way.

What's missing is a sense of "coolness".

Shi Lanwei finished reading a few novels that were popular in the market recently, rubbed his hands with confidence, grabbed a brush, and wrote the title "Taoism is only me" on the rice paper with a big stroke.

"Xiao Shi, what kind of characters did you write?" The bookstore owner who took Shi Lanwei, a mortal who wandered from another world, looked at the dog-like handwriting on the rice paper in confusion, but couldn't recognize a word.

Seeing the ink dripping on the rice paper and making a mess, Shi Lanwei said in pain, "Boss, this is called the simplified Chinese characters of Gou Crawling."

The boss sneered: "I don't care what the characters are, if you can't write characters that I can understand, your dinner will be gone."

Shi Lanwei immediately knelt down: "Boss, please help me with a piece of charcoal."

The boss continued to hehe: "Fire it yourself."

After all, the owner of the bookstore finally found a piece of shaved charcoal for Shi Lanwei. Because Shi Lanwei was so grateful that he didn't need to burn charcoal, he stayed up all night and wrote [-] words respectfully and handed it to his parents, the boss. After reading it, I feel very satisfied: "Keep working hard, and I will have it printed and sold after saving [-] characters. If it sells well, I will consider burning it into jade slips and selling it to monks. Know the world."

These days, it is not the first time that Shi Lanwei has heard of Tongshi of Myriad Realms, and has a vague understanding of its utility.It is said that this is the Tongtian Spirit Treasure jointly refined by several Taoist ancestors. It is composed of a mother vessel and hundreds of millions of child vessels. Several Taoist ancestors jointly maintained it, and all major shops of Ziqi sold it.The gossip, cargo, marriage, and literature forums are the most popular among the Wanjie General Studies forums, which have caused a large number of monks to become addicted to the internet and procrastinate.

Take a look at this function, the proposed Daoist Cliff came through!Otherwise, what he fits is Brain Hole Dao!

It's a pity that to use the Universal Knowledge of Myriad Realms, at least the second step of cultivation is at the state of nourishing qi, so don't even think about the scum that has not yet completed the body forging.Shi Lanwei is very envious and jealous of the boss who is cheerful and reads gossip every day.

In this way, Shi Lanwei lived a painful life of writing [-] words by hand every day. Fortunately, he has ten years of experience in hand, and it is easy to make up stories. The only pain is that the hand speed is too slow, and he has to use Diluted celestial medicine dregs - kindly provided by the boss after alchemy - soak hands, otherwise you will have cramps the next day.

In order to open up the market and expand sales, his first story of self-cultivation is an out-and-out novel. It uses the background of mortals. The devil's fight against black people eats black people, and the whole black and smoky underworld of comprehension.The protagonist's five lines of pseudo-spiritual roots, originally destined to be an ant at the bottom for a lifetime, but because of various chances and coincidences, embarked on the road of cultivation, and finally became a generation of Taoist ancestors.

The boss sneered at this ending: "How can this kind of mind take the last step? Don't talk about stepping through the threshold of life and death to become a Yangshen real person. If you can condense a low-grade golden core, you are already in the sky." Gifted with a general knowledge of all worlds, he is familiar with the situation in the realm of comprehension, so he naturally disdains the way of using spiritual roots to determine aptitude, and relying on intrigue and deceit to achieve positive results without knowing one's mind and nature.But it cannot be denied that this kind of cruel background can arouse readers' interest even more, making it unstoppable.

Shi Lan rubbed his nose slightly and said awkwardly: "One side of the world is one side of the people. Everything is born and restrained by each other. Since that world has such an atmosphere of propriety and joy, maybe there are heavenly talents and earthly treasures that can suppress the demons. Besides, enlightenment flow I can’t write, I don’t have anything in my stomach.”

Fortunately, Shi Lanwei's books are selling well, and soon enough spirit stones can be used to test his aptitude. The boss has promised that if he has spirit roots, he will definitely be introduced to the Taiqing sect... as a servant disciple.Although he is not regarded as a serious disciple of the Taiqing Palace, if he breaks through the body training period and enters the cultivation of qi at the once-in-ten-year Fa Conference, he can also be accepted into the outer sect.

Shi Lanwei thought to himself, the handyman disciples are not bad, one has to train from the grassroots level, so he thanked the boss for his kindness.

Shi Lanwei deeply remembered that the day when he went to test the spiritual root, the sky was clear and the sky was full of morning glow, which seemed to herald his extraordinary prospects.

He came to Xiuzhenfang City with ten pieces of spirit stones in his arms, and found a treasure pavilion that could measure spirit roots. Excitedly, he handed over the spirit stones and put his hand on the spirit plate, but there was no movement from the spirit plate.

"There is no spiritual root." The servant on the side gave him a lazy look. He has seen this kind of unlucky person a lot. Nine out of ten people who come to test the spiritual root every day are anxious and come back. Shi Lanwei came in earlier The determined expression at that time made him think that this kid had something to offer, but it turned out that he was looking forward to it in vain. He had hoped to find out the spiritual root to reward him a little bit.

"It's impossible!" Shi Lan was slightly stunned, it was different from what he imagined!

The servant curled his lips: "Go, go, you think everyone has spiritual roots? Let me tell you, young master, I can see hundreds of people to test their spiritual roots every day. It would be good if one or two people are qualified, and earn a living honestly." Well, in the next life, you might be able to cast a fairy fetus."

In the end, Shi Lan came back disappointed, and when he returned to the bookstore, he was still muttering to himself: "This is unscientific, this is impossible, this is different from what you said!"

The boss gave him an abacus: "Stop nagging, go and write today's assignment. I have already seen that you have no spiritual roots. You should give up after taking the test today. Write a book honestly. You won't starve to death." .”

Shi Lanwei burst into tears, I have worked so hard to come to the cultivation world just to continue writing cultivation essays for a living?This is the cheating!

The author has something to say: PS: Huaxuan Great World Youxian Palace originated from "Mieyun Tulu", which is the sect of Shi Jingren who made a move to say "everything is the arrangement of fate blahblah".The mortal flow refers to the cultivation texts like "The Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals", which are relatively black and black.Strive to let the attack out as soon as possible.

PPS: The name of the protagonist, do you see the deep malice?