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Half a month later, on a dark and stormy night, two rookies in the dark culinary world had a decisive battle on a bare mountain.

The two rookies working together performed beyond the level of performance, Shi Lanwei covered his eyes and shouted: "This is impossible, just a novice who has studied for fifteen days, how can he beat a peerless genius like me! This is impossible!"

Probably because his performance was too sincere (exaggerated), Chef Yingjili, who was pleased, laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha, you lost, you lost! Come on, make this bowl Black seaweed soup! Be bald like me from now on!"

Shi Lanwei was horrified, and looked at Chef Yingjili with a lewd smile on his face in horror.

Do you want to be bald if you lose? !This, this is unacceptable!

At this critical moment, Shi Lanwei was quick to wit, and shouted: "No, I can't accept such a failure even if I die! A soldier can be killed but not humiliated!"

After finishing speaking, Shi Lanwei had already killed himself, and happily got out of the dungeon.

Gu Mingfei on the side looked helplessly at Chef Yingjili, who was still in a daze, and Xiyang, who was still coaxing his new master with his acting skills, and read dryly: "I have a deep relationship with my Taoist couple, and I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day." , but I wish to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day.”

After finishing speaking, he simply rolled out of the copy.

Xi Yang supported his forehead, and said in his heart that he was indeed the Gu Xuan who wrote a natural lewd essay when he picked up a pen.

Seeing that the "revenge of seizing the hair" has been avenged, Chef Yingjili patted Xiyang on the shoulder and repeatedly praised the good apprentice for doing a good job, avenging his master.Xiyang looked at him eagerly and smiled obsequiously.

In the end, Xiyang successfully obtained the crucial secret treasure from Chef Yingjili, which is really gratifying.

After the four of them left the dungeon one after another, they finally reunited in the restaurant. Shi Lanwei triumphantly summed up his valuable experience in fighting NPCs for many years: "It's still Master who came up with such a way. After so many years of traveling in the gluttonous world , I have summed up a lot of valuable experience, the most important one is - don't take the usual path! There will be no breakthrough if you follow other people's strategy. What you want, of course, such things as the lower limit and integrity, when it’s time to forget, let’s forget it.”

——Shi Lanwei, who successfully managed to get Princess Lily Mermaid by relying on the excellent quality of women's clothing and the enchanting potion he snatched, gave his summary a thumbs up.

After clicking praise, Shi Lanwei still needs to find a sense of existence with Master: "Right, Master?"

Gu Mingfei naturally nodded in agreement, and squeezed Shi Lanwei's hand under the table.

Shrimp Monster (((((((;? Д?)))))): My master is really a slut!

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After the anticlimactic end of the trip to the delicious islands of Great Britain, the four parted ways again and embarked on the road of grinding.

In the blink of an eye, there are several spring and autumn, the master and the apprentice sometimes travel around to forge ahead, and sometimes accumulate insights and retreat.During the period, Shi Lanwei finally finished the book "Learning to Prove the Tao", saying that he was going to find inspiration and not open new pits for the time being, which attracted a lot of crying from readers.But the shrimp monster is already a thick-skinned boss, he ruthlessly refused to pull (threat) stay (threats) from a group of readers, and happily traveled around with his master.

On the way to travel, the dedicated shrimp monster still does not forget to conceive new pits. After thinking about it, he feels that after so many years of birth of Universal Science, the readers' vision has made great progress, and they will not make a fuss because of topics that have not been seen before.Yanhuang, who is dedicated to leading the trend of the times, expresses loneliness, so there must be something different!

Well, how about writing some transformation novels?What happened when the body was unfortunately damaged when stepping through the threshold of life and death, and the situation at the scene was critical, so I pinched my own body and accidentally pinched it into a woman; Became a woman; why in the treasure hunt in the secret realm, I really got the treasures of heaven and earth, spiritual weapons, magic weapons and rare medicines, but I found myself turned into a woman after eating one; What Tang woke up and found that he still had the memory of his previous life, but before he could wait to be ecstatic, he heard the midwife shout "Congratulations to the master for his daughter".

Unfortunately, he found out that he changed from male to female and dared not go out to meet (friends), but he was still found by gay friends. The protagonist and his friends were shocked.

"It's shameless to be a human being." The protagonist thought.

"Fuck, fuck, let's double repair." The friends thought.

It's a bit interesting to think about it. There are so many female cultivators in this world who want to change from female to male and have the courage to practice it. It might as well give male cultivators the right and opportunity to have (nightmare) dreams.The appearances of men and women are all floating clouds. When they become powerful, they will be men and women if they want to be men. Look at a certain lord of creation (male) who even gave birth to a daughter by himself!These are the powerful people who are at the forefront of the trend of the times!

The more I think about it, the happier I am. Shrimp has a bad taste. After traveling, I also sketched out the outline. The little days are very happy.It's just that I occasionally think of my friends when I am happy.

Yourong Jianjun went to the chaotic void of the Taotie world, lost contact with the three of them, and hadn't heard from them for decades, but her name was still listed in the friends column, obviously he had not left the Taotie world.The three of them were slightly worried. There are many alien creatures in the universe in the chaotic void, and the environment inside is also quite chaotic. The resources are scarce and the struggle is fierce, but the more dangerous it is, the more it can temper people. There is only the last step left in the life-and-death gateway—although there are countless cultivators who are stuck in this step until their lifespan is exhausted and there is no breakthrough, but she is not one who will stop because of danger.Presumably we will meet again in the future, and there must be great changes.

Over the years, Xiyang has successively collected all the materials and secret treasures needed for the method of the primordial spirit of the Outer Way, and is now painstakingly studying the method, deducing and calculating it repeatedly, striving to succeed in one fell swoop.The last time I saw him was more than 40 years ago. At that time, Xiyang was quite proud to show the two that he had won the top [-] results in the main star's personal unit battle, and hooked up with the cute little girl. Girl—Of course, this is just his unilateral thought, because soon the sweet-looking nun sent him a "good person card": "I'm sorry, you are a good person, but I want to find someone who can be with you." My Taoist companions who go hand in hand will not be considered by outsiders."

After being hit hard, Xiyang had no choice but to give up sadly.Many years later, there was news that the female cultivator failed to break through and disappeared between heaven and earth—although in the Taotie world, foreign monks have several opportunities to step into the door of life and death. He is a local cultivator of the Taotie Great World, and once he fails, he will be forever lost, and he will perish.Xi Yang let out a long sigh, regretting and regretting, but once again resolutely determined his way.

After all, it is their own fate.

Shi Lanwei also went to retreat, mainly to help his master comprehend the avenue of destiny. Gu Mingfei's fundamental skills are "Shangqing Lingbao Taiping Fudongxuan" and "Taishang Secret Weapon Zhengyi Zhenjing". , has the morality of severance and destruction, and Shi Lanwei's "Small Destiny Technique" is better than "birth", like the beginning of fate, it affects all causes and effects in nothingness.The two happen to be the cycle of life and death, beginning and end, new birth and severance, forming a whole vein of destiny.

In the cosmic void of the Sea of ​​Consciousness, the two sat facing each other. Behind Gu Mingfei slowly emerged a black hole that swallowed all the Dao. This kind of black hole after the collapse of the Great Thousand World would slowly swallow up the laws of the entire Great Thousand World. Countless talisman characters were produced, colliding constantly around him, but they were gradually eaten away by the gravity of the black hole, and Gu Mingfei was also pulled towards that abyss.

Shi Lanwei slowly opened his eyes, and the words of numerology coiled on the tip of his tongue bloomed in the void like a lotus flower, and countless mysteries burst forth between birth and death.Behind him is a silver deep pool, which continuously produces Taoist characters, filling the devouring of the void and black hole.

Every exhalation is the birth and death of the Dao. Between the birth and death of the breath, countless distracting thoughts emerge like mist. Sometimes there are sky demons, demons, yakshas and rakshas with hideous faces. Thousands of delusional thoughts come in one after another, like an undercurrent, hitting the sea of ​​consciousness one after another, shaking people's mind and soul, and creating distracting thoughts.

Shi Lanwei only felt as if countless bugs were biting his soul, the itchy pain was like maggots on the tarsal bone, which made people restless.He seemed to see the previous life... the time of the previous life...

"Lanwei, keep your heart." Gu Mingfei's voice sounded in the void.

Shi Lanwei was startled suddenly, and opened his eyes. Gu Mingfei had turned from his trance and was looking at him.

"You have been in a trance since you were haunted by illusion. Is it because of something in your previous life?" Gu Mingfei asked.

"I don't know either..." Shi Lan frowned slightly, recalling that every time he entered meditation, he would fail because of those endless distracting thoughts. He had already told Gu Mingfei about the past life, so what made him so uneasy ?

"Forget it, since I haven't entered the country for a long time now, and I am very quiet and want to move, it is time to travel." Gu Mingfei said lightly.

From the achievement of the top-grade golden elixir to the consummation of Yinshen now, the path has long been firm, and the understanding has been accumulated. What is lacking is the opportunity and courage to take that step.Some people have reached the perfection of Yinshen for three to five hundred years and have not made any progress, and have never touched the opportunity to step into the gateway of life and death, while others have become Yuanshen in the blink of an eye.

Maybe it's time to start grinding again.

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#A Funny Post#

[[Chat] Let's talk about the various manifestations of your own heart failure]

0L: Although the host is only three catastrophes, I am very worried about the decline of the Taoist heart. I heard all kinds of horrors. Can any Taoist friends who have passed the decline of the Taoist heart or are currently undergoing the decline of the Taoist heart tell me about it?

1L: I slept with my master.

2L: The first floor is concise and to the point, the plot is full of twists and turns, the content is rich and full of deep meaning, which makes people think carefully.

3L: Looking at the first floor in shock.I thought I was already weird, but I didn’t expect there to be even more weird... Well, let me tell you the truth, when I got through the decline of my Taoist heart, I found that my Taoist partner was playing ♂games♂ with me play.My Taoist companion is a quiet and elegant person... I never expected that she would fight hard for me (tears streaming down her face).

4L: On the third floor... You don't need human flesh to guess who you are... There are only half-step golden immortals, and those who have Taoist companions... Everyone's robes are not strong enough.

5L: The cassock on the third floor can't be covered. When your Taoist couple's heart is failing, don't you still rush to the sect to challenge the sect and say that the opponent who dismantles the rebellion will die? It really is a heroine XDDDDD

6L: It’s not a big deal... When I was in the decline of Taoism, I wore women’s clothing to tour the universe and became the dream lover of countless monks_(:3」∠)_I’m so tired, I’m really not a transvestite .

7L: Sexual orientation changed.

8L: The seventh floor is also concise and tortuous, the plot is rich in content, full of deep meaning, and it is frightening to think about.

9L: Hahahaha, did the curved become straight or the straight became curved?

10L: Because I wrote a lot of articles about retaliating against the society, all of them were cheated. I was angrily chased and killed half of the universe by readers with the same heart failure. I survived the heart failure, and he rushed to the street.

11L: Light a candle for the readers who are dying upstairs.

12L: Daoist friends on the tenth floor, aren’t you going to fill in the pits?＃＃＃If you don’t fill in, you don’t want to succeed in Daoism.

13L: After reading the tenth floor, I feel very tired. It is not easy to follow the article.

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391L: Traveling around went through the failure of Dao Xin very normally. The only problem is that I wrote a lot of small and fresh travel notes along the way, and woke up as a literary master.But... I used to...professional...was...at the poetry club...publishing delicious books...should I face up to my heart...

392L: Upstairs Da Da, now that we have passed the decline of Dao Xin, should we come back and write some delicious books?

393L: There are not enough meat dishes recently, please ask for meat dishes of various tastes!

394L: The juniors tremblingly look at the glorious experience of their predecessors, feeling that the future is bleak.

395L: Don't worry upstairs. According to the probability, you will not have the chance to persevere to the point of failure of the heart. Trust me.

396L: ...This kind of consolation is a kind of injury!

397L: I got mixed up in a remote world, and created a thousand-year history according to my own imagination. I am a... throughout... Marysu... I wake up so ashamed that I want to crush this world.

398L: The world is innocent!

399L: Face up to your heart!

400L: Ji You is a high-cold female cultivator. When she was in the decline of her Taoist heart, she sang to me "Love me or her~" The lingering sound lingered in my ears for three days, it was terrifying.After waking up, I played the recording for her, and she ran away screaming, and now she still refuses to come to see me, feeling overwhelmed.

401L: If you don't do something upstairs, you won't die. Why expose her black history to a cold and tsundere girl? She deserves no Jiyou.

402L: Looking all the way down, I feel desperate for my own universe. Are there any normal monks left?

403L: According to the unreliable statistics of the relevant departments, before the emergence of the Universal Knowledge, it was normal for a true monarch who had stepped into the half-step Golden Immortal, but after the emergence of the Universal Knowledge...well, everyone understands.

404L: It's all Tongshi's fault!

The author has something to say: PS: I have given up on the system of entanglement and destruction, and everyone should not care about it ＿(:3」∠)＿