gossip comprehension world

Every qualified monk is a qualified donkey friend.

This statement is absolutely true, because even the monks who live in the house will be kicked out of the cave by their masters and Taoist friends to wander around twice. Of course, seriously speaking, this should be called traveling.

On the one hand, it is the need to sharpen the Dao Heart, and on the other hand, it is also to search for various materials and secret treasures needed for cultivation and robbery.Before the birth of Universal Science, traveling was the only way to fight monsters and upgrade, hunt for treasures in caves, and make friends and build foundations. , Friends... You can't buy this, you have to dig it yourself.Therefore, a large number of monks who stay at home, surf the Internet all day long, become addicted to procrastination, and only go out for face-to-face, make people worry about the future of their own universe.

In the gluttonous world, many monks go out to "travel" purely to find something delicious, so here, you can often see a monk saying to Jiyou/Jiyou with a greedy face: "So-and-so, I heard that so-and-so There is something delicious here, it tastes great, shall we try it?" "Okay, okay, let's go, buy, buy, eat, eat."

The hit-and-run tour was born in this way, and people can't help but ask: what is the future?

Shi Lanwei has always felt that he is not that kind of person. He is still very virtuous when it comes to food, probably because he listened to too many complaints about the ingredients when he was in New Oriental, which made him feel shadowed about it. He couldn’t bear to see the finished food. Living will have its groans in mind.

Of course, if you see something delicious, you must eat it!Especially when Master delivered it to his mouth, eat it!

Thinking of this, the shrimp monster opened its mouth happily, aww, and swallowed the sweet cake that Master handed to him in one gulp.

good to eat!

Gu Mingfei, who was showing affection as if no one else was around, calmly ignored the eyeballs around him one after another, and continued to feed the monster shrimp.

Just want to be so frank and open-minded!

While eating happily, Shi Lanwei's cell phone rang, he reluctantly took out the cell phone and glanced at it, his mouth that was still chewing suddenly stopped: "Damn, she's not dead yet!"

"Su Manrou?" Gu Ming asked clearly.

"Well, Ge Wuliang said that he found converted monks and mortals on a desolate star near the chaotic void. Su Manrou is probably playing tricks." Shi Lanwei said, sighing sadly, "Senior Jiu Sanren also Now that she's gone, who can take care of her now?"

"Without the incarnation of the wish power of Duhua, Su Manrou's strength is not much higher than that of the Yin God cultivator who is entangled in illusion. As long as Daoist Ge Wuliang acts carefully, he may not be able to take it down." Gu Mingfei thought, "But if She has already transformed into an incarnation of wish power with similar abilities, and the situation of fellow Daoist Song Wuliang is in danger, let her act carefully first, and we will set off immediately."

"Do you want to call Venerable Mingji and the others?" Shi Lanwei asked.Yourong Jianjun has lost contact in the chaotic void for a long time, and it is impossible to contact him for a while. Xiyang is in the critical period of refining the secret treasure, so he can't be distracted.

"No, Su Manrou's ambition is related to Blue Star after all. If she distracts her from the mountain, it will be dangerous." Gu Mingfei is not too worried about Su Manrou's conspiracy. Anyway, this place is a gluttonous world. There is a huge disadvantage, that is, the resurrection of foreign monks, once there is a risk of being forcibly transformed, he will go to the underworld for a walk, and he will be a lively hero, unless he is planted in advance. , otherwise it would be very difficult to be converted by a Shinto monk of the same rank.

"..." There was an ominous premonition... Shi Lanwei's eyebrows twitched, and he suddenly felt an ominous premonition.

Well, it's better not to have a crow's mouth, anyway, this is a big gluttonous world.

&&&

In the distant border of chaotic void, a female cultivator in snow clothes stands on a high cliff, and the wind of Huang Xing, with its unique bloody air, rolls up her veil, and the corners of the flying clothes seem to have blossoming white lotuses in the air Bloom and wither, go through the cycle of life and death.

Behind her, the black-clothed Buddha stood quietly, his scarlet eyes, which symbolized Duhua, looked at Huang Xing's dilapidated and barren land for a moment.

The screams of hungry mutant beasts are everywhere, as well as the endless killing and plundering.There is no benevolence in her benevolent eyebrows, only naked domineering slavery. In her eyes, the weak are born to prostrate at the feet of the strong. There is nothing in the universe that cannot be enslaved, exploited, and plundered.

These are not her eyes, but the eyes of Su Manrou who has stripped off the mask of "Purdue", a pair of eyes that symbolize the avenue of acquired slavery.

"I have heard that 'the battle of the Great Dao is never ending'. The essence of practice is that you fight against each other. If you take a step forward, there are pioneers who will obstruct you in every possible way for your own selfish desires. If you take a step back, it will be an abyss that will never be restored. There are countless fellows or swords drawn Facing each other or hiding a knife in a smile, even if you have close friends, you will be vulnerable to the temptation of supreme benefits!"

"In ancient times, the universe is vast. There are those who are favored by the Dao and are born gods, and those who are cast aside by the Dao are born as ants. Ants and insects beg for fate, seek a chance in reincarnation, and be reincarnated as human beings. Of the billions of mortals in the world, how many have achieved the Tao, and how many have become eternal? As for the one who has achieved the eternal Tao, which one has not been stained with the blood of thousands of fellows, and has come to this day with the feet of hundreds of millions of resources. Who is innocent and who is not worthy? In this world, only those who kill the common people can attain the Tao, and those who are benevolent and do not fight will die!"

"The Tao is slavery, the Tao is plundering, the Tao is inhumane, and the Tao is ruthless. Ha, there is no good or evil in the Tao. Goodness can become Tao, and evil can become Tao. Which is right and which is wrong depends on the original heart. My original heart...is Slavery is plunder, life and death!"

Su Manrou muttered to herself, as if she was discussing the Tao with an old friend, but the Song Wuliang Buddha Cultivator, who had already been converted by her, could no longer answer.

"Fellow Daoist Ge Wuliang, it's time for you to witness my way." Su Manrou smiled back, and said to the avatar of wish power behind him, "Use this magic formation to create the world."

Song Wuliang's scarlet eyes looked at her calmly, and there seemed to be phantoms of endless bloody slavery in his eyes.

"What exactly did you see when you stepped into the immortal formation? It made you unable to get out of the illusion." Su Manrou said, stretching out her slender hands as if to smooth the slightly frowning brows of her old friend, " Could it be that if you are as indifferent as you, there will be someone who makes you unwilling to cut your hair and break your ties?"

"The world's courtship, licking honey with a knife, tasted it for the first time, and almost cut its tongue." Su Manrou read like a raving, and suddenly smiled, "He has let go, why can't I let go?"

&&&

#燕黄的微博#

Yanhuang V: It's been a long time since I opened a pit, but I have some old grievances to deal with. I will open a new pit when I come back. This time there will be a heroine!It must surprise everyone! (*′?`*)

Like (7421)|Retweet (17582)|Comment (9981)

#Pick a few messages to see#

[Official Weibo of the Literature Edition]: Yanhuang's big new trap!Squat and wait.

[Two Hundred Five]: I don't know why, but Yanhuang's words have a strange ominous feeling...

[I have a little apple]: New hole? ? ! ! !when.

[Travel all over the world]: The heroine? !I read it wrong, I must have read it wrong!Has Yanhuang been taken away?There is even a heroine!stunned!Yanhuang, what's wrong with you!How are you! ! !

[Today's logic is not very good either]: Great Yanhuang! ! !Are you broken in love?Must be lovelorn! ! ! !

【Dr. Yanhuang, I want to give birth to a monkey for you】: There is actually a heroine!Woooooooo, Yanhuang, I don’t want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! !

[Mobile phone bills are so expensive]: I don’t know how to love after reading the book, it’s not that the book is not good, but the main star has already started to set up a cultivation school... I was dragged away to receive basic education again, tired!feel!No!like!

[Desert Dust is not too straight]: I wrote it down.If there is no heroine at that time, go to the homepage of the gossip version and hang you for three days.

[Anyone who is paired inversely will die! ]: God damn it, Yanhuang doesn't sell rot anymore, this world won't be better!

[I don't want to take the exam QAQ]: Reply to @手机话费好吧 As an indigenous monk in the gluttonous world, I never thought that in life, I still have to take an exam.Hug fellow daoist and weep bitterly.

[I will definitely pass this time]: Reply to @我不要考试QAQ crying bitterly, fellow daoist, you are not alone!I'm still reviewing the intermediate formation, I've taken this compulsory course three times... don't even think about going to the next level if you fail.

[School master mode is fully open]: Reply to @this time will definitely pass , Thank you teacher for your mercy.Don't be sad, fellow daoists, study hard, even the scumbags will have a counterattack one day!

[Burn this Xueba to death]: Reply to @学霸mode fully open and kill you!

[Travel all over the world]: Reply to @学霸mode fully open and kill you!

[Don’t eat wild vegetables on the roadside]: Reply to @学霸模式打开打死你!

[Good Jiyou, let's go eat delicious food]: Reply to @学霸模式免费开击死你!

[Craucian carp tofu soup is delicious]: I'm too busy trying to be a top student, so I won't get involved. Who made me half a top student?Hehe, in fact, the intermediate formation method is really not difficult, and it is no problem to get a pass after a little review, but it is not as difficult as talisman learning.Let's ask Yanhuang to open the pit as soon as possible.Another: Forget about the heroine, let's continue the rot-selling model of killing sisters and proving the Tao!Reply @学霸模式全开What is the name of the mobile game you are playing?I gonna go see.

[Burn this student bully to death]: Reply to @石鱼豆腐汤 is delicious... I'll hit you too!

[Traveling all over the world]: It's so annoying, this group of top students is still letting the scumbags have fun!

The author has something to say: PS: "People in the world courteously, licking honey with a knife edge, tasted it for the first time, and almost cut their tongues." The whole sentence is longer and you can Baidu it yourself. When I was doing Buddhist work in the Buddhist scriptures, I would look through the scriptures when I was bored. The whole article is not in this tone, and the style does not seem to be in the Buddhist scriptures. It must be edited by some descendant.Most of the Buddha's sayings on the Internet (especially those involving love) are not really from Buddhist scriptures, so don't believe them XD