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In the end, Xi Yang, who was played hard, still had to coax the shrimp monster to participate in the dark cooking competition at the cost of "losing weight again in his purse".

In this regard, the shrimp monster said that this kind of small competition is easy to grasp: "I have no problem with dark cooking or anything, just wait for me for such a simple competition..."

——Be slapped in the face.

In less than three rounds, the shrimp monster came back humming:

"It's terrible, how could they release weapons of mass destruction, that terrible smell..." The shrimp monster who was fainted by the smoke was eliminated with zero points, and he didn't even see the face of the dark cooking master.

Gu Mingfei took care of him and gave him a glass of pure natural juice from outside the island. Only then did Shi Lanwei feel better, and then he was beaten to death and refused to participate in the competition again: "Go whoever you like, anyway I'm not going!"

It's also because of his bad luck. Generally speaking, the probability of players encountering such top-quality opponents is not very high, but I don't know if it is because the shrimp monster's dark cooking skills are too high, which caused the system to assign him a group of super-normal opponents. Difficult opponents, the whole arena is filled with a smell more terrifying than old stinky socks soaked in stinky tofu-still can't block the sense of smell!

The shrimp monster who was honorably "killed" said that he would never smell smelly socks again.

The same is to smell, of course, to smell the delicious master of my own house!The smell of the monk is so natural and fresh, great!

Xi Yang, who had lost his powerful allies, had to fight with a spatula himself, and also failed to return, but for the sake of the method of the outsider soul, he showed impressive willpower and participated in the competition again and again.

It's really touching. With this kind of perseverance, I can break through the threshold of life and death...

"I think adding chili peppers in the starry sky can highlight the ecstasy flavor!" Xi Yang said to Shi Lanwei enthusiastically, "What do you think?!"

Shi Lanwei looked at the pot in front of him that seemed to be soaking the fish head in a solid spicy hot pot, looked up at the starry sky, said ah ah twice, and said awkwardly: "I think it can poison a group of people to death."

"This effect is what I want!" Xi Yang was overjoyed, "This time, I will definitely be favored by the masters of the dark cooking world, and I will become a winner in life from now on!"

"...a little self-knowledge, can you honestly delete the second half of the sentence?" Shi Lan complained about him slightly.

"You are so annoying!" Xiyang said angrily.

Shi Lanwei whistled slightly, and happily said while holding Gu Mingfei's arm, "Let's go to see Sword Lord's Flying Dragon Competition."

Unsurprisingly, Yourong Jianjun became the woman who fascinated the island's eighty to eight-year-old Loli Yujie.It's true that the "harem" will open wherever people go, and people are more popular than people.

——But what does that matter, anyway, I have a master!The shrimp monster thought happily.

Xi Yang angrily watched the two good friends who came here to spend their vacation days like glue—burn, burn this pair of dogs to death!

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Bad luck always comes unexpectedly.

When the proud shrimp monster pulled Master to share the self-made cold drink with each other, he never expected the terrifying scene in front of him——a bald man appeared among the crowd in the Mediterranean Sea!Shiny bald head!

A bald head is certainly not uncommon, especially in a place where hairlines and volumes are fraught.But if this "barren land" has an inescapable relationship with you, and the owner of the "barren land" has a lot of resentment and brooding about it.That means: you're in big trouble.

"I remember you." The visitor made a voice of gnashing his teeth and wishing he could eat the flesh raw.

Shi Lan smiled dryly twice: "You must have admitted the wrong person."

"The feud of seizing hair is irreconcilable, I will not let you go easily! It's decided, let's fight!" Chef Yingjili, who was cheated by Shi Lanwei in his graduation exam, even "burst with anger" I can't do it, I can only express my anger by roaring.

"You can't bully the small with the big, I'm a good-for-nothing who hasn't even passed three rounds of the dark cooking competition." Shi Lan said with a bitter face.

Gu Mingfei touched his head friendly, as if to comfort him.

Shi Lanwei was healed in an instant, and blinked to imply that he was showing off (en) skills (love).

Chef Yingjili didn't know whether he was blinded or deceived, and he said: "That's okay, let my newly recruited apprentice come and compete with you! What about the little devil? It takes so long to buy some ingredients?!"

"Come here, master, I'm here!" The Xiyang Yujian came with a big bag and a small bag on his body and completely forgot what the space bag was for. When he saw the master and apprentice who were at war with Chef Yingjili, they were stunned immediately. up.

"Good disciple, this is your destined opponent. I will strictly conduct a fifteen-day closed-door training for you. After half a month, you are ready to fight to the death, and bet on the dignity of the dark cuisine!"

"...Uh, Master..."

"...Actually we..."

The two who were about to explain something suddenly received a voice transmission from Gu Mingfei: "Be safe and don't be impatient, just pretend that you don't know each other."

Shi Lanwei looked at him suspiciously.

"Maybe it's an opportunity to cheat and clear the level." Gu Mingfei said with divine sense.

Shi Lanwei watched Xiyang being dragged away tearfully by Chef Yingjili, and pondered for a while, um, maybe this is really a chance to unlock the hidden ending.

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"So how did you get accepted as an apprentice?" Shi Lanwei sent a text message to Xiyang who was in retreat.

"It's a lot of tears, I'm tired of making spicy food and looking up at the starry sky, and being favored by Chef Yingjili, life is worse than death now T_T" Xiyang replied.

"Hehe, work hard, Master and I went to the Dragon's Nest for an adventure, it is said that there will be a lot of good ingredients dropped, go eat dragon meat~"

"...can you still be a happy little friend QAQ?"

"Cry with Jianjun! Ah, forgot, Jianjun said he would go with us if he was free. Master is calling me, goodbye!"

"...The bastard who is obsessed with sex!"

For the next half month, Xiyang, who was doing sprint training in retreat, lived a life like death. The master and apprentice who traveled around the mountains and rivers and went to the Dragon's Nest for adventures had a good time, and Yourong Jianjun had a good time. Living a life far beyond the treatment of ordinary "winners in life", the girls cried and shouted to peel grapes, feed her apples, cut watermelons, and it would be best if they could sleep with her.

Yourong Jianjun, who was under great pressure, soon joined the team of Dragon Nest Group Insurance, and unconsciously became a shining light bulb.

Shi Lanwei glanced boredly at Yourong Jianjun, who was sitting on a huge dragon egg and discussing one hundred and eight ways of making dragon meat with Gu Mingfei. Although Shi Lanwei wanted to participate, his dark The star of hope in the culinary world should not get involved.

Well, let’s wait for Master to make it for him to eat (*′?`*)