gossip comprehension world

what to do?Hiding in the demon cave?No, Mr. Pei has a very high IQ and he will squat outside until he grows old. It is definitely impossible to hide.

Undoubtedly, the shrimp monster is unlucky, because he has the attribute of "looks delicious", he is always attracted by all kinds of monsters at a glance; but the shrimp monster is lucky, because he has a witty master.

At the critical moment when he was put on the hot pot, Gu Mingfei had an idea and released a large number of animals from the demon cave. For a while, the whole wasteland was full of birds flying randomly, forming chaos in the air with various sounds and postures situation.

The shrimp monster was stunned, so were the shrimp monster's little friends, and Mr. Pei and his little friends... were also stunned.

——So many, so many delicious things!

This overwhelming source of food made Mr. Pei let go of the group of skinny monks (and a shrimp monster that looks delicious but has a lot of shell and little meat). The four of them saw the opportunity and immediately fled thousands of miles away. Ascension.

After being convinced that Master Bei's gang would not catch up again, Shi Lanwei breathed a sigh of relief, and complained to Xiyang: "You must have set up too many death flags before you left, otherwise how could we have met by such a coincidence?" Grandpa."

"Hey, blame me? You, a shrimp monster with the attribute of 'looks delicious', is the real culprit who attracted Mr. Pei!" Of course, Xi Yang did not admit that it was his fault.

"You still dare to talk back. It seems that the memory of your wallet is very good."

"...I won't invite you guys to dinner again! Give up!" Xi Yang, who had been tricked many times, said angrily.

Shi Lan heheed twice, and said in his heart that he is a naive little gay, and when he finds the secret treasure you need, you will cry and invite us to dinner.Eh, why does he think Xiyang is a broken sleeve?

Shi Lanwei introspected for a while, thinking that it was his fault for seeing others with his own eyes. In the future, he should use more honest eyes to speculate on other people's sexual orientation, and don't judge who is gay just because he broke his sleeve. There are still roots in this world. Red is an unyielding straight man—although no girl has ever caught it.

Not long after, the four of them came to the entrance of the fabled copy of Great Britain's Delicious Island. Xiyang used the experience from "ferrying" to command the three of them to work skillfully, especially Shi Lanwei, who was good at dark cooking, was attracted by The conductor went around and around, and finally attracted the natives of the delicious island with a freshly baked stargazing sky, and the four successfully entered the instance.

After entering the dungeon island, the four of them were stunned by the giant dragon flying all over the sky.

Although I have heard that there are many dragons here, but this dragon... looks different from what I said!

The one with the highest acceptance was Shi Lanwei. He was not very interested in this kind of giant dragon that looked like a lizard. He explained to the three people that it was a dragon from the European star. The slender and slender dragon is different, which is probably the difference between Bai Fumei and Tu Feiyuan.

But Xiyang was still very excited. Seeing the natives of this island flying around riding dragons, he immediately clamored to give it a try. He thought it was much cooler than Yujian.

——Why is this kid so childish?Shi Lan complained to Master in a low voice, only to see Master pointing to his right hand with a strange expression.

Shi Lan turned his head slightly and saw that Yourong Jianjun was already flying in the sky on a giant dragon that he didn't know where he came from.

I'm so tired, can this group of funny friends still do it!

"Shrimp Monster, Gu Xuan, you guys come to play too, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." The funny little friend also raised his arms and shouted while lying on the dragon's back.

Shi Lanwei couldn't bear to look directly at it anymore, so he took out his mobile phone to take a snapshot of Xiyang stretching his teeth and claws on the dragon's back, thinking that he could threaten him to post his stupid photo on Wanjietongshi.

After the two of them had played enough, Xi Yang finally remembered that he was here to find the secret treasure, coughed twice and said to the others: "Have you seen the customs clearance of this dungeon?"

The three shook their heads in unison.

"Tsk, you didn't do any preparations. You are here to give away the head." Xi Yang said with contempt.

"Hey, you're still shaking. If it wasn't for you, none of us would come to this dark cooking sanctuary, and it's not that I think my life is too long." Shi Lanwei complained.

The three of them looked at him in unison, their eyes were clearly saying: How could a dark-cooked shrimp monster say such words? !

Damn, discriminate against dark cuisine!

"Brave boy, would you like a bowl of fresh eel jelly?" A white-haired old woman came to the four of them with a basket of fishy-smelling food, smiling very friendly.

"No, thank you." Xi Yang flatly rejected him.He hadn't forgotten how those wailing posts on the Myriad Worlds denounced the three-step-one-kill food in this dungeon.

Just one bite can take the life of a monk, it's terrible!

Fortunately, the old lady didn't bother, and left with a basket of dark dishes with a smile.

"Okay, let's discuss the process of this dungeon seriously. After entering this dungeon, we will first see a wonderful world, er, this is the situation where there are dragons everywhere, and then we need to participate in a dark cooking In the competition, you must persist for more than five rounds, so that a dark cooking master will take a fancy to the player and say he will take him as an apprentice." Xi Yang recalled the strategy on the post and made an introduction.

"This plot sounds a bit familiar, the Shuangwen routine from 800 years ago." The shrimp monster said in a particularly cold tone.

"Can't you listen to me quietly?" Xi Yang squinted at him.

Shi Lanwei drew a cross on his mouth: "Okay, let me be a quiet and handsome man, you continue."

Xi Yang, who was full of complaints, reluctantly swallowed all the words under Gu Mingfei's gaze, which made him a little sluggish: "Continue to talk about the plot. After being accepted by the master of dark cooking, the master will teach Player secrets - how to use dark food to fight."

"Are you looking up at the starry sky?" The shrimp monster asked curiously, obviously forgetting his vow to be a quiet and handsome man.

"Almost, judging from what the players mean, it seems to be throwing all kinds of dark dishes to fight monsters. I really don't know what the meaning is. Then, after learning these secret skills, you will face the challenge of the dark cooking world. You have to break through seven or seven 49 Level, and finally become the king of dark cooking, can be considered as the real clearance of this dungeon, and you will get a super S evaluation."

"...Master, let's stab each other to death now, this dungeon looks time-consuming and boring." Shi Lanwei said sincerely, holding his master's hand.

"Don't mess around." Gu Mingfei said with a straight face.

"Hey, master, you must also be thinking about being bored." Shi Lan asked with a playful smile.

"..."

"Then let's go around, the scenery here is still very different, let's take a trip to see the local customs and customs." Shi Lanwei began to "abduct" his master.

"Hey, hey, my mission! If I get a high rating, the dark cooking master will give me what I want in friendship!" Xi Yang shouted.

"The mountain in front seems to be made of delicious ingredients, Xiaosheng will go around first." Yourong Jianjun has already jumped on the back of a giant dragon, and flew away with the dragon.

"Master, let's go too. It is said that the fish and chips on this island are delicious, let's try it." Shi Lanwei, who had no loyalty, had already walked away side by side with Master.

Xi Yang who was left in place: ... bastard, come back to me!

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#饼餐大世界万界通知#

[[Tree Hole] This funny dungeon will not be good, the developer will come out and we will fight! 】

0L: It's about the delicious islands of Great Britain! ! !Developer, come out to me! ! !I promise not to kill you! ! ! !How did this copy work! ! ! !Why eat a bite of local food and hit the street! ! ! ! !Why! ! ! ! !I can't believe I'm still going to die! ! ! ! !Wait for the cooling time to fight again! ! ! ! !

1L: Looking at the host with affection, do you want to consider looking at the strategy? If you don’t die a hundred or eighty times with this posture, you don’t even think about clearing the dungeon.

2L: Isn't this dungeon a place where only fish and chips can be eaten in the legend, and even the wild ingredients are full of poison...

3L: There are also NPCs who forcibly sell dark dishes—I was once stuck between my legs by the NPC’s dark dishes because I would rather die than eat... That feeling is sour...

4L: (((((((;? Д?)))))) Is your【】upstairs still there?

5L: Fellow Taoist on the third floor... how is your root?

6L: Come on, maybe the third floor is a female Taoist.

7L: Whether male or female, it seems that infertility is common.

8L: So if you don’t eat it, you will die, if you eat it, you will die. Should you eat it or not? !

9L: Not all NPCs are so cruel. There is a cute loli NPC who even sent me flowers, so cute.

10L: I squatted on Delicious Island for a while, the difficulty is really brutal, but the rewards are not bad, and the dropped data cards are also very useful types.I learned how to use dark cooking to attack Dafa, um...it's very touching.

11L: After eating safe fish and chips for [-] days, I felt tired and didn't like it, so I committed suicide and made a copy.

12L: Isn't the darkest cooking contest the worst disease?Anyway, I didn't persist until the legendary dark cooking chef appeared and accepted me as an apprentice... I died on the spot.

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319L: By the way, many people on this island are bald, especially the elderly men.

320L: The hairline develops backward with age =w=, shaking my long black hair in front of a group of men who are anxious about the hairline, and being a monk without baldness, it’s great.

321L: Buddha Xiu expressed his displeasure!

322L: Do you discriminate against Buddhist practitioners?What's wrong with baldness!

323L: You have jet-black hair, I have a shiny head, which one of us is afraid of the other!

324L: Heh, a bunch of bald donkeys.

325L: Stand up upstairs, if you have the ability, let's fight outside the city!dare!

326L: Report the coordinates, let's do a game!How dare you look down on Buddha Xiu!

327L: Boy, if I don't beat you up, you won't dare to eat meat from now on!Don't underestimate the fighting power of vegetarian monks!

328L: So annoying, you guys are crooked again==

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728L: A super-S customs clearance strategy for the delicious island of Great Britain, link → poke me

729L: My intuition tells me that upstairs is not a good thing...

730L: Ever since the Blue Star crisis, I have been very wary of such unknown links and Weibo forwarding, um, don’t casually establish cause and effect.Which Taoist friend who is not afraid of death pokes it?

731L: So curious, so curious, so curious!Ahhhhhh, I want to poke, who will chop off my hand! ! ! !

732L: Poke it.

733L: Poke it.

734L: Poke it.

735L: Alright, poked.

736L: And then?Upstairs, you have poked all the pokes, so let’s talk about it, is it really a customs clearance strategy?

737L: Talk quickly, knock on the bowl, etc.

738L: Are you really saying that you are dying of anxiety!

739L: I poked it, I won’t tell you guys, do you want to know, please ask me =w=

740L: ...Bitch! ! !