Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

"Boss!" Qiao Xinshu wailed, and hurriedly stood in front of the door, "I know, if you make up your mind to go out, I will definitely not be able to stop you, but before that, please hear me out."

Ibaraki leaned against the cabinet and said calmly, "Are you planning to persuade me to give up?"

"No." Qiao Xinshu's decisive attitude made the big monster look sideways.

"I can't stop you, and I won't do useless work." Qiao Xinshu looked directly at him, not dodging or avoiding, "What's more, they are indeed trash fish to you, but they are not to us humans."

"Their size and lethality are there. If we humans really want to subdue them with weapons, we will definitely suffer damage. Therefore, if you choose to clean up this mess, I will not stop it too much."

Ibaraki raised his eyebrows, his dark golden eyes locked on Qiao Xinshu's face, and his heart fluctuated for a moment: "Woman, you can see clearly..."

He also thought that she would try her best to obstruct his steps... After all, many women have always had a stubborn impression of being weak and timid in his mind.

"I don't care if you want to be a Pokémon master or not, whether it's serious or joking, in short...you just want to be happy, boss." Qiao Xinshu was a little helpless, but she didn't forget the point of this conversation, "But , you also saw—"

She pointed to the picture conveyed on the TV with one hand, and said seriously: "At the scene, there are many human troops, doctors, reporters, etc., and the notice also clearly stated that no one is allowed to approach the zoo."

"What do you want to say?" Ibaraki asked, "What are you worrying about?"

"Boss..." Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath and said earnestly, "What I mean is, if you approach there without authorization, you will definitely be blocked by various forces of our human beings."

"So what? They can't stop me."

"Because of this, I want to emphasize—I hope you can be merciful when you conflict with them, or try to avoid doing it." Qiao Xinshu softened her voice and said as tactfully as possible, "Our era has no wars and conflicts. Bloody, everyone has concerns and family, in case you seriously injured someone or killed someone... it's an irreparable tragedy."

"I know that no one in this world can restrain you and stop you. But Ibaraki... this is my personal request. Since we have been together for more than a month, I beg you...don't indulge yourself easily to kill humans."

After the words fell, Qiao Xinshu breathed a sigh of relief, and turned sideways to reveal the door behind her: "That's all I want to say, now...you can go if you want, Master Pokémon."

She simply joked, defusing the embarrassing atmosphere of unilateral preaching extremely skillfully.

"Stupid woman, you really..." Ibaraki snorted lightly, and turned his head away.

The big monster found that Qiao Xinshu was the only person or monster he had encountered in his hundreds of years of monster life who dared to stand in front of him and preach.Don't think that he can't hear the determination in her tone if she speaks euphemistically. If he doesn't agree with this, she will probably have to be soft-spoken.

"Okay, I got it..." However, he couldn't refuse the other party's solemn request, and...he didn't want to refuse.

She is a pure human being, and it is normal for her to be protective and selfish towards her own group.Moreover, she has a deep sense of morality, and she regards all the shackles that are unnecessary in his eyes as the bottom line, so strict that he wants to laugh, and so stubborn that he is helpless.

But also because of this perseverance, he made him look at her again and again.

He has met too many people, and he also understands that when people get a stable backer and a powerful force, they will lose their nature, become greedy, loose, twisted and bloodthirsty.The instinct of human nature is evil, and the perseverance and price required to suppress the evil instinct are beyond the imagination of many monsters.

And Qiao Xinshu...Even though he made it clear that he could protect her and take care of her, she didn't change anything. She even stuck to her own wall like a creeper.

What a... troublesome woman...

"You may not believe it when you say it, but I really want to do business."

Unable to bear it, Ibaraki still defended himself.

"Okay, I know, you go and save the world." Qiao Xinshu opened the door expressionlessly, "Remember to bring salt when you come back, because you have already tossed away the food in the kitchen."

with salt...

Ibaraki nodded, indicating acceptance.He would not refuse Qiao Xinshu's innocuous little errand, after all, he is a big monster who even bought diapers!

It's one thing to get out, though, and quite another to get a makeover.He went out this time to do business, without a handsome image as a gimmick, half of his plan failed.

Ibaraki recalled the various TV dramas he had collected recently, and after making some choices, he chose the skin of a fairy-tale expert as the most direct disguise.

Thus, Qiao Xinshu once again saw Ibaraki's miraculous transformation technique——

I saw his snow-white fluffy white hair gradually become soft and elegant, like a piece of fine silk spreading behind him, gorgeous like the tail feathers of a phoenix.The rigid and handsome facial features became three points softer, the outline became more delicate, the complexion showed a brilliance like suet jade, and even the burly body gradually shrunk and adjusted, turning into the appearance of a young man.

The tips of the snow-colored eyebrows slanted into the temples, the slender eyelashes seemed to be covered with a layer of frost, the bridge of the nose was straight, the lips were red and the teeth were white, she looked like a pretty girl, but still had a strong charm.

The thin shirt on his body turned into a wave of monster power, and in an instant it faded away from Heian-kyo's style, rendering it into a silky white gown.With sleeves as wide as clouds and snowy white hair, it was only...in the blink of an eye that she transformed from a domineering monster to a cold as snow fairy.

"you……"

She saw his changes with her own eyes, but she was still intimidated by his demeanor.Nuanyang and Shuangxue were just his thoughts, but they made her lose her words.

Her heart beat faster than expected, Qiao Xinshu turned her eyes away, and said in a steady voice, "How did you become like this? You don't wear wide-sleeved long shirts outside..."

"Tsk, as expected of me, Ibaraki-douji!"

However, the boss didn't respond to Qiao Xinshu's question. Instead, he jumped in front of the full-length mirror and took a 360-degree photo without any dead ends. The fairy who bullied Shuang Saixue actually showed a disgusting smile on his face.

"Whether it's men's clothing or women's clothing, I am a big country... No, I am the most dazzling existence in the world!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Woman! From now on! I am Bai Zihua!"

Qiao Xinshu: ... Bai Zihua is a big brother who can cry ==

"What's that expression on your face? Or I'm—Chen Changsheng!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Chen Changsheng will cry too==

"How about...Chen Zihua?" Ibaraki scratched his head, his immortal energy was completely destroyed by him, "Forget it, let's leave it at that... Wait, there seems to be something missing?"

The so-called immortal, how can there be no sword? !

So Ibaraki Doji picked up the broom!

Qiao Xinshu almost knelt down to him: "Boss, I don't care what you wear when you go out, just let this broom go! It's too eye-catching!"

"Stupid woman!" The boss stepped on the broom and opened the window, "This is a flying sword!"

What a flying sword!Brother, wake up!It's still light!

"Do you have to be so ostentatious?"

"I have a reason to do this." Ibaraki said firmly, "I have a conjecture that I have wanted to verify for a long time."

After saying this, he stared at her fixedly for a while, and then his demonic aura rose, his whole body was like a crane with spread wings, sailing towards the sky with its wide sleeves rolled up, the silver-white arc pierced the sky, dazzling Like the trail of a meteor.

Qiao Xinshu leaned out halfway in front of the window, then, as if thinking of something, she quickly retreated into the bedroom and locked on the tri-band.

……

Since coming to the present world, Ibaraki has always had a bold idea.

In this world, there are no onmyojis, no monsters, nothing that can threaten his existence in the slightest.Similarly, this world is as clean as a blank sheet of paper, without awe, let alone faith.

He stayed peacefully for more than a month, and besides the fact that his demonic power became thicker and more solid, his suppressed throbbing and ambition also recovered inch by inch.

The world has no faith, lacks faith!However, this land has a population of 14 million!Even in a mere city, there are as many human beings as a cow!

what does that mean?What does this symbolize?

This is an ownerless and huge wealth!

The tiny human beings in Heianjing can use their own beliefs to give birth to 800 million gods in the plateau sky. Then, in this simple world, if he can harvest these beliefs, how high can he go? !

Ambition swells like a tsunami, thoughts grow like weeds.The comfortable life didn't smooth out his nature as a great monster, even though many edges and corners were broken because of the existence of Qiao Xinshu, but Ibaraki's blood was always boiling with heroic factors, and he would never be reconciled to the ordinary reality!

His excellence in the boxing ring has attracted the admiration of a large number of humans, thus condensing a more powerful demon power.So, if he can bring his faith back to this land, does it mean that he will gain more power?

At that time, what are the gods of the plateau sky?

He didn't buy their account before, and he still doesn't buy it now!He was really interested to see the faces of those 800 million gods after he was a monster but was infused with divinity because of his belief.

Let the resentful girl be born, there is his anger and impulse; let the little demon come, there is his thinking and calculation.As for swaggering, it is just to verify the last conjecture.

Belief in...the gods!

He Ibaraki Doji believed in his intuition, and he would never make mistakes in major matters!

He never made promises lightly, but he made a decision to bring faith back to this land—he is real, not a legend fabricated by humans!

……

In the urban area, in the closed zoo area, layers of armed personnel surrounded the place and sealed off all the entrances, preventing anyone from getting in.The roar of the helicopter sounded outside, accompanied by the footsteps of the army when it was mobilized, it was noisy.

Many experienced anesthetists are preparing large doses of anesthetics, trying to use them as soon as possible.According to the instructions above, if it can be subdued with medicine, try not to kill it.

They understand this decision. After all, the species that suddenly appeared in the garden... are too shocking and expensive.

But in case the medicine can't subdue it, what awaits those species will be a large number of hot weapons attack...

"Quick! Team one! Get anesthesia and go to Area A to assemble!"

"Second team! Go to area B to cover the first team! The helicopter is in place!"

There are some other voices indistinctly——

"This plan doesn't work! Those statues are too big, and there are seven of them! Helicopters may not be able to stop them, and they may cause casualties and crashes under their attack! This is a zoo! Not a war zone! If the helicopter crashes It will cause even greater losses!"

"It doesn't work that way, but you gave me a definite plan! Could it be that you let me hold a bunch of bananas to talk to that King Kong?"

"To be reasonable, I suspect that they have really become spirits. After so long, they have no intention of attacking at all! I don't understand why you are nervous? Maybe holding a banana can really talk!"

"You are insane! After the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a genius! You can do it! If you dare to say such a thing, you don't want to eat this meal!"

……

Numerous proposals were passed and rejected, the army entered the danger zone with anesthesia needles, and the upper echelons were still spitting all over the place without arguing about it.Many small media personnel were deported, and only a few high-end radio personnel from the central government were left on the scene, and only a few sporadic equipment were broadcasting live.

In order to prevent citizens from running around before the danger is lifted, the live broadcast must be carried out to the end.Rather than letting people spread fake news on the Internet to cause panic, it is better to restore the whole situation and let them all know, so as not to cause unnecessary complications.

But the spread of information in this era is really fast. Not long after the live broadcast started in urban areas, people in most parts of the country are already sitting in front of the TV holding popcorn, melons, melon seeds, spicy soup, and skewers ==

While they are eating, they are sitting and watching the fun, and they can also use their mobile phones to scroll through barrage ==

However, with such a three-purpose use, you can still use it in various flavors.

"When I woke up, Ma Ma told me that Bai Suzhen was here..."

"On the same floor, when I wake up, I feel like the whole world is fine!"

"Fuck! Such a big tube of anesthetic is going to anesthetize the Tyrannosaurus rex!"

"Not to mention, this is to anesthetize King Kong, can't it do it? You have to know that in the King Kong series of movies, more than one Tyrannosaurus rex was killed by it!"

"Oh my god, eight helicopters are carrying the net, the net thief is huge! What are you doing here? Are you trying to capture the divine sculpture?"

"This is a high-voltage power grid. The Divine Condor is too flexible, so it may not be able to be captured. It should be thrown from above to capture the white python, right?"

"Huh? What is this... Hahaha, my god, there is such a stupid deer that is stuck and can't get out hahaha!"

"Laughing like a mad dog! It is the first species to be approached by the troops hahaha, look! They are still sawing branches for it hahaha!"

"Hey hey! I saw it wrong! Those are antlers, not tree branches!"

The poor big horned deer is still getting angry everywhere ==

Indeed, as analyzed by netizens, the high-voltage power grid captured not only divine sculptures, but also giant pythons.And what the anesthesia needles dealt with was the King Kong who was seven or eight meters tall.

However, human beings have far underestimated the combat power of mature animals, and have also far overestimated the power of technological weapons.These ancestral species, though lolling and sitting, are unusually alert.

Before they were enlightened, they were wild and unruly jungle lords. After being enlightened, although they were enlightened, their instincts to identify and predict danger were still there.Coupled with the increase in size and ability, the layout of human beings is full of loopholes, and they can't hurt them at all.

Because of this, when the huge anesthetic needle was fired, the ape who was sitting lazily suddenly burst into flames, his eyes stared like copper bells, and the murderous aura and bloody smell erupted in a breath made even the experienced special forces feel terrified.

It stretched out its muscular arm, slashed down vertically, and cut off the anesthesia needle with one blow!Win without a doubt!

"Roar--"

The King Kong Giant Ape roared unceasingly, and the strong air waves condensed and set off a gust of wind.The trees were smashed, the yellow sand flew up, the weak animals ran away with their heads in their arms, hissing and whining, while the human army clung to the trees and raised the guns around them!

In the next second, the helicopters suddenly changed direction, turned the power grid around, and pounced on King Kong.

King Kong suddenly jumped up from the ground, like a cloud-piercing cannonball, popped out at a height that stunned humans, stretched out his sharp claws and slashed off the helicopter's propeller, accompanied by a roar of sparks, the pilot inside There was a scream, and they turned around and slammed into the tall buildings beside them——

"No!" Someone roared angrily, eyes tearing apart.

However, how can tragedies be shifted according to people's will, and they can only——hmm? !Fuck!I'm so crazy!

Just at this moment, a dazzling silver-white light descended from the sky, and it seemed that a big hand descended in the midair, mixed with a thick air wave that melted away the burning shell of the helicopter, and between the disintegrated armor, a billowing cloud sleeve rolled over. The desperate pilot sent it lightly back to the surface.

The driver still kept his tearful appearance, he sat on the ground blankly, staring at the swordsman in the sky, his mind went blank.

The strong wind hit, and the white clothes rolled up.

The crisis was annihilated in a snap of the fingers, and under the sky and the earth, where everyone could see, there was only that dazzling whiteness left.

There are immortals in the world, who accompany Shuang Huasheng.

At a height of more than ten meters, someone stood standing on a flying sword. He was all white, and his temperament was like a snow lotus in the ice field; his eyebrows were picturesque, and his grace was like a white plum in winter; Just looking at it makes people feel drunk consciously.

And at this moment, the tense and stagnant atmosphere seemed to be the pause button. When the camera on the land turned to his face, even all the people who swiped the barrage with their mobile phones were shocked.

For a long time, people held their breath, for fear that if they were not careful, they would disturb the person in the painting.

After that, with the exclamation of the first person who came back to his senses, countless people suddenly came to their senses.Immediately afterwards, there was wave after wave of screams and wave after wave of intense discussion.

"Oh my god! Sword Immortal! There are immortals! What did I see!"

"Come out and see God, Ma Ma!"

"I told myself not to believe what I saw with my naked eyes! But...but this is a live broadcast! National live broadcast! How could it be! How could there be special effects?"

"Oh my god! The animals have become spirits, and the immortals have appeared!"

The whole of Huaxia boiled instantly, and even the recording scene fell into a strange frenzy.Almost instantly, all human eyes were focused on the "immortal", with irresistible admiration and yearning, even mutated species were ignored!

And the obvious turning point of this effect——

But I'm so proud of Ibaraki, let's get on my hips for a while!

But no matter how embarrassing he is, he still has to pretend.

I saw the boss flicking his wide sleeves, and with a loud noise, the crazy King Kong was already pressed to the ground by a big purple-black hand!There is no dispute, one move subdue, absolutely overwhelming power!

Think about the painstaking arrangement and arrangement of the soldiers, and then look at the understatement of the slap... Because the contrast is so obvious, the photographer Zhang's jaw is dislocated.

But it's not over yet, the boss's eyes were swept away, his aura was fierce, and the familiar coercion overwhelmingly struck forward.The seven divine carvings understood, and hurriedly screamed and fell from the sky, and they all landed beside King Kong like dead birds on their bellies, not daring to move a bit.

The white python is also sensible, and immediately swaggered up its thick body in an attacking posture, and then suddenly turned from an "s" to a "z", paralyzed on the ground as if its bones were broken, "painful" to the point of rolling move.

Not only that, it acted more realistically, not only had to play dead, but also twitched slightly on the basis of playing dead, to express his unwillingness to die unexpectedly!

As for the bighorn deer...he was finally rescued from the bushes, thank goodness ==

Mr. Ibaraki looked at everything in front of him with satisfaction, and then stepped on a half-worn broom, lightly and steadily fell from a high altitude to the ground.

The long sleeves are turned out in gorgeous arcs, and the white hair flies like gold and silver threads in the wind. He is extremely cold and beautiful, really like a beautiful jade, low-key and restrained but has his own pride.It's also because his demeanor is so outstanding that even when he is riding a broom, he has a special realm and a different kind of demeanor.

Because of this, for a long time, Big Boss Ibaraki has been called in the barrage of human beings——Broom God==

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ps: Do you know why the word count of two copies was changed today?Because I got drunk on my voice after dinner [Brexit Smile]

The call is——Dad told me, who has the most upturned buttocks in the ssr? 【Welcome everyone to use】

It was originally a spoof, but I didn't expect to get it! ! !

Everyone, think carefully about the turning around that Jiu Tun modeled, the twisting of the hips, and the buttocks that twisted the hips [The smile of the old pervert]

Shuten is here, I think Ibaraki is not far away o(n_n)o

ps: The big guy who picked up his brain is determined to become a god [Smile that makes trouble]

Ibaraki is not stupid [the smile of the fairy] he is just short-sighted [the smile of the broom god]