Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Ibaraki's pretentious level has already surpassed the limit that people on earth can reach. From the moment he stepped on the broom and fell to the ground, he was destined to be the pinnacle legend in the hearts of mankind.

With the blue sky and white clouds as the dome, the black iron-colored helicopter as the background, the half-dead spirits as the foil, and the stunned crowd as the contrast... A generation of sword immortals, no, a generation of broom god Ibaraki Doji held back his tiger steps with a sigh of relief. Shi Ran flung off the cloud sleeve, and the evil wind blew away the ripples.

That long snow-colored hair suddenly rolled up, as if mixed with ice and snow, dispelling the unbearable heat of summer.

No one has the courage to step forward, even if there is unspeakable enthusiasm in the eyes of each of them.Only the camera faithfully follows Ibaraki's footsteps, freezes every moment of him into a picture, and spreads it to thousands of households.

There was silence at the scene, either intimidated by the coercion of the "Sword Immortal", or obsessed with the "Sword Immortal"'s appearance, or surprised by the "Sword Immortal"'s means.They stared blankly at Ibaraki walking towards the sprawling sprites, standing still, standing, and turning their heads.

He turned his face away, killing everyone in an instant.

Countless people at the scene, in front of the TV, and watching the barrage covered their hearts, wiped their saliva, and wiped away their nosebleeds.Immediately afterwards, many meaningless garbled codes, interjections or symbols lay across the screen, as if smashed out with faces, densely covering the image of "Sword Immortal".

"Ahhh—so handsome, so handsome!"

"Handsome ah ah-"

It is impossible to express the hearts of teenagers and girls without being "handsome", and it is impossible to express human's admiration for immortals without being "handsome".

Boss Ibaraki, who succeeded in acting again, was as stable as an old driver, and at this moment, the reporters who smelled the huge news seemed to have met butterflies of nectar, and they spread their wings and slowly approached the boss' body. "After not chasing people away, they became inexplicably excited!

20 meters, 15 meters, ten meters... Huh? !No response, no rushing people? !

Then five meters, three meters, one meter... Oh my god, I saw a god and I was so nervous that I could eat my hands!

After all, they are reporters who have experienced big scenes, even if Ibaraki is handsome and coercive, they can't stop their enthusiasm for gossip.All the cameras on the scene were ready, the reporters picked up the microphones, suppressed Meng Lang in their hearts, and tried to interview the legendary fairy in a gentle and harmless tone——

"Hi, I'm Huang Juhua, a reporter from Guangpi TV. Excuse me, are you really the legendary fairy?"

Ibaraki narrowed his eyes obliquely and remained silent.

But the fact is, the big guy forgot to bring his mobile phone when he went out in a hurry, how can he break without turning on the translator?He, can't understand!

However, how can the reporter's brain hole be blocked by him without saying a word? Why did Ibaraki not say anything when he made up his mind, probably because the questions he asked were too substandard. Whether the other party is a fairy or not? Need to confirm?

"Ah, I'm sorry, I seem to have asked a stupid question. But please forgive me, this is the first time I've seen a fairy when I grow up, and I'm extremely excited. It's common for mortals to lose their composure. I hope you don't mind."

Ibaraki's mind is full of the reporter's complicated Chinese, he can hear every word, but he can't understand it together.

So the boss decided to keep silent.

"Excuse me, what's your name?" Reporter Huang Juhua thought for a while and added, "It's really rude to ask your name when we meet, but I think everyone is very curious."

name……

Ibaraki narrowed his eyes, he was clearer in the simple conversation, the man mentioned "name" just now.Is he asking for his real name?

However, the big monster would not tell ordinary people his real name. After thinking about it for a while, he decided to compromise "Bai Zihua" and "Chen Changsheng" and use an alias.

A pseudonym is a pseudonym, but as long as he admits this pseudonym, it will not be short of receiving the power of faith.

"Immortal..." The reporter really couldn't figure out the meaning of the boss, and asked the other party several times, but he didn't answer, so he wondered if he had done something wrong.

at this time--

"Chen Huasheng." Ibaraki said suddenly.

The reporter was startled, and almost wept with joy: "Chen... Chen... Taoist priest!"

"Chen Huasheng..." Is this human being stupid, why did he pronounce another name?

It's a pity that Ibaraki didn't know it well. It's one thing for him to choose a name temporarily, but it's another thing to pronounce it.As a boss, since he can pronounce "software" as "eggware", he can naturally pronounce "Chen Huasheng" as "weighing peanuts" ==

Regardless of the tone or mediocrity, the name of "Peanut" is so famous that it also hit the reporter with a look of bewilderment.It took him a long time to realize that this should be the word "Chen" ==

Forget about "peanut", the surname is still "Chen", isn't this the old peanut?

Although the name is full of slots, even if the reporter has a hundred guts, he dare not question it face to face.It is the proper way to replace it with "Chen Daochang".

The "Old Peanut" Ibaraki secretly despises the IQ of human beings, but he doesn't know that many people are complaining about his name at this moment ==

If it weren't for the reporter's high emotional intelligence, I'm afraid that he would fall into an embarrassing chat in front of countless netizens.

"Chen Daochang, although I don't know why you joined the WTO, but we thank you for your help!" Showing his professional qualities, the reporter lit up his stuck IQ, "It's just that we also have an unfeeling request..."

Ibaraki couldn't understand, but still turned his head to indicate that he was listening.

He is very familiar with the expression on this reporter's face. Whenever he arrives at a tribe where monsters live in groups, the little monsters there will also look like this when they want to ask for something.

Comparing with his weird eyes and embarrassed face, Ibaraki felt that he seemed to have noticed something...

"Those animals...Although they became spirits and became monsters, their bodies are of great help to our scientific research. If the Taoist priest is generous, I hope you can keep them. After confirming that they will not After harming humans, we will do our best to feed them."

After a sentence was finished, the old leader hiding in the crowd couldn't help but want to applaud him.

OK!Do not forget the national interest!Go back and give you a promotion and a raise!

After the reporter finished speaking, Ibaraki spoke slowly, and said in a straight voice: "You can't eat it."

Qiao Xinshu, who was sitting in front of the TV, silently covered her face: ...you can only pronounce standard when it comes to eating, right/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

Foodies take it for granted that the reason why humans keep these little monsters is to eat!After all, he also ate a lot of good stuff from the zoo!Ibaraki thinks there is nothing wrong with his reasoning ==

"No, it's not for eating..." The reporter paused and suddenly realized, "You mean 'can't eat' instead of 'don't give'... You, you agree?!"

Ibaraki didn't know what this man was excited about, but he felt that the other party was answering him: "Don't worry, my lord, we will definitely not eat them!"

Satisfied, the boss rolled over his cloud sleeves, and shot a wave of air towards the little monsters pretending to be dead, as if sending out a secret signal to lift the crisis alarm.

In the next second, the King Kong Giant Ape silently got up and squatted on the side, curled up into a ball, making a gesture of grievance; the seven divine sculptures scratched their claws a few times, and began to flutter their stiff wings; different.

I saw it twitch again, and the arc of the twitch became bigger and bigger as time went by.Like returning to the soul, its stiff "z" body gradually becomes soft and relaxed, as if the noodles have met water, and gradually changed back to "s"...

Immediately afterwards, it shook its head tremblingly, and straightened its body tremblingly.The moment he raised his head and "bumped into" Ibaraki, he trembled suddenly, and then slowly lowered his head, making an appearance of submission.

The whole body of the snake trembled into strings.

Against the backdrop of the white python's "counseling bag", the image of the big brother's fairy has suddenly been raised countless.

This miscellaneous fish really knows each other!

Just as Ibaraki wanted to show an intriguing smile, he suddenly thought of his current image—hold it!Can't collapse!

As for the big-horned deer...surrounded by humans, it looked at its sawn-off horns with tears in its eyes: blah blah...

Everyone was amazed by the magic of the immortal. This kind of ability to "return the dead" has already aroused the jealousy of the superiors.But... No one dared to act rashly because there was not enough information about this "immortal".

A leader gave the reporter a wink, the latter was stunned, and after thinking for a moment, he hurriedly said: "Immortal, since you have given these spirits to humans, we are not ungrateful masters. After today, we will build temples for you, just ask You come to see more in the future!"

If you ask for something from someone else, you naturally need to return the gift.He couldn't think of anything the fairy lacked, but a temple... seemed like a good idea.

The reporter didn't know that he had stabbed the big boss's secret mind with a crooked attack, but after getting the guarantee of "not eating" from the other party, Ibaraki thought that the little monster would probably not die if he was alert, so he had the idea of ​​leaving.

I don’t understand the words, I’ve had enough of pretending, and I’ll take it off if I play again ==

The boss decided to go to the sky and stand side by side with the sun.

With a wave of his sleeves, he stepped on the broom again, just like the peerless beauty when he came, even if he left, he could still make a beautiful appearance.

The air waves were churning, and the smoke was everywhere.The white clothes are cold and the wind is getting stronger.The blowing made his clothes open unconsciously, revealing a sexy collarbone.

The immortal looked back at everyone, then stepped into the sky and left like an arrow.

People stared blankly, only to catch a glimpse of something curling down in midair, which seemed to be the corner of a fairy's skirt.

Reporter Huang Juhua had sharp eyesight and quick hands, and grabbed the white thing——

Wait...it is!

He couldn't help but widen his eyes!

What is a sock? !

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ps: Boss: It's so exciting to run after pretending to be awesome!

ps: Reporter □□ Hua: I feel like my brain has been hollowed out

Qiao Xinshu: I feel like my body has been hollowed out

Arakawa: It feels like the pearl has been hollowed out

Jiu Tun: It feels like the gourd has been hollowed out

Desolation: It feels like the hut has been hollowed out

White Mang: I feel that my acting skills have been hollowed out

Ibaraki: It feels like... my stomach has been hollowed out?Ah - eat, eat, eat!