Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

When it comes to big things, Ibaraki may pick up his brain and think about it; but when it comes to small things, he usually chooses to throw away his brain and let himself go.

After the big monster hunts and kills the national protected animals, there is only one concept of "compensation" in the simple brain circuit, that is-Isn't it enough for me to pay you a bigger, better and rarer one? !

So, when the boss made trouble, the catastrophe of the python came, the King Kong giant ape came, the eagle hero came, and even the ancestral big-horned deer that was extinct 7000 years ago appeared!

A giant white python with a length of 16 meters swam out of the narrow hut and perched on the roof of the "Snake Pavilion", spitting out bloody snake letters; a man standing up to seven or eight meters tall lived in the "Monkey Pavilion" "Outside, I ate up all the monkey's rations.

Monkeys: Excuse me, are you the Monkey King who made trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago?

King Kong Giant Ape: ... not ==

The seven eagle heroes lined up majesticly on the telegraph poles, neighing sharply, like swords piercing the void, extremely loud; while the atavistic bighorn deer walked to the deer garden with graceful steps, preparing to show their majestic power to the cute little doe. When I was in the posture, unfortunately, the corner was stuck by the dense bushes ==

The seven divine sculptures looked down at the big-horned deer, and couldn't help showing "you mentally retarded" eyes.

Big Horned Deer: That's not scientific!Why am I so cowardly? !

White python: If you have a horny spirit, you must receive it everywhere o(n_n)o~~

Big horned deer: ...

However, pretending to be a job is not a job that every wise monster is capable of. Ibaraki is able to control it because of his natural strength. However, ordinary monsters who have not reached that strength try to pretend to be forced. When slapped in the face.

Therefore, accompanied by heart-piercing screams in the zoo, the police comrades arrived at the scene at the first time, and suddenly watched the white python turn its head to reveal its thick fangs, and then a group of old men jumped up in fright come out.

Back then, elk were still fighting the bushes ==

Immediately afterwards, the ambulance was dispatched at full speed, and the firefighters joined in the fun, but when they saw the giant python statue, they all shouted "Bodhisattva, help me" and fled quickly along the original road.

At this time, the big horned deer are still fighting against the bushes ==

In the end, the incident became so big that it not only alarmed all the open and dark armed forces in the city, but also blew up the Academy of Sciences located in Kyoto.By [-]:[-] p.m., media from all walks of life flocked in, even the urban management brigade was ready to go, the troops along the coast were called back urgently, and even the veterinarians in the city were called for a meeting.

Various emergency notifications are sent to everyone's mobile phones in the form of text messages, and the notifications are also inserted on the big screens of the shopping malls, which are scrolled and played around the clock.What's more, primary and secondary schools were immediately closed and children were sent home. All businesses were also closed for a day, and everyone was ordered to close their doors and windows at home and not to walk around at will.

For a while, there were voices of doubt and voices of opposition, but after the announcement to open a certain fixed channel, the doubts of the whole city were swallowed up by the citizens, and they were completely intimidated by the live broadcast in the channel. Shocked beyond words.

terrible!There are monsters in our city!

In the meantime, however, elk continue to fight the bushes persistently ==

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Qiao Xinshu fell into a drowsy sleep, and was only awakened by the rapid ringing of her mobile phone at mid-sun.She got up clutching her aching stomach, opened her mobile phone with her hazy eyes open, and connected to the communication on the other end.

"Qiao Yutang." Zhou Ziyu said with a secretive and excited voice, "What? Don't you still sleep? Your parents called you a lot and you didn't answer it. I didn't expect that I would get there first."

"Just woke up..." Qiao Xinshu rubbed the chicken coop, and said vaguely, "Tell me what's going on, I still want to sleep..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, did you exercise too much last night?" Zhou Ziyu chuckled, "You're so weak... I can't see that you guys are very fast."

Qiao Xinshu rolled her eyes towards the sky, and said angrily: "If you are blind again, I will block you!"

As soon as the words fell, the bedroom door was suddenly pushed open, and Ibaraki poked into Baimao's head with the unclosed video, looking gloomyly at Qiao Xinshu's phone ==

Qiao Xinshu: ...What's the matter with suddenly feeling guilty? !

Ibaraki's mobile phone video bounced a few crisp "Pikapi~~Pikachu~~", and then was mercilessly turned off by the boss, and switched to translator mode.He walked to Qiao Xinshu's side in two or three steps, picked up the phone and brought it to her ear.

Qiao Xinshu: ...Boss, what were you looking at just now?

"Qiao Yutang, turn on the TV now and lock it to the tri-band." Zhou Ziyu urged from the other end, "Ah! There are monsters in our urban area!"

"Oh..." Qiao Xinshu responded casually, and picked up the remote control panel to turn on the LCD TV. After a while, her whole body froze.

"What did you say?"

The alarm bell in her head rang loudly, and she picked up her mobile phone and said loudly: "What strange news? What kind of monster? Where did the monster come from? What does it look like?"

She raised her head tremblingly and looked at the unmoving Big Boss Ibaraki, and suddenly felt like crying: "Goblin Zhou, what the hell are you talking about? Does that monster have white hair and horns on its head?"

"There are white ones, and there are horns too!"

Qiao Xinshu felt suffocated for a while. Immediately, he felt that Mr. Ibaraki's hunting and killing of protected animals had been discovered. Maybe a large number of policemen would come to arrest them later. At that time, at that time... what should we do? !

"Look at Tri-Band, the monsters discovered this time are being broadcast live!"

Qiao Xinshu turned her gaze to the TV almost numbly, and tuned out the tri-band. Then, her pair of tricks were tightly locked on the tri-band, and she couldn't move it anymore.

Subconsciously said "goodbye", she immediately turned off the communication, she stared at the white python and the scary ape that appeared in the video, opened and closed her mouth, but couldn't make a sound.

"According to our newspaper, a primitive atavistic species suddenly appeared in the zoo of our city. Its size is huge, wild and difficult to tame, and its danger level is listed as a special level. The scene has been under martial law, and the armed forces are ready. We will do our best to control this beast. Disaster, I hope all residents must stay at home and do not go out at will..."

"According to expert discussions, the white python can stretch about 16 meters and can easily strangle a grown man; while the giant orangutan retains the genetic advantages of apes, it will explode with a force value that is difficult for humans to match."

"Atavistic species are very valuable, but human life is even more precious... The plan to use thermal weapons to destroy this species is not ruled out..."

In the video, there are even traces of the white python sliding over the body. The reporters at the scene screamed, and even the camera kept shaking.

"Tsk..." Ibaraki raised his eyebrows, and said disdainfully, "It's just a few miscellaneous fishes, but it can mobilize people to such an extent...Humans are really weak."

"What did you say?"

Qiao Xinshu looked at him in a little confusion. The aunt's turmoil and presumptuousness caused her brain to have insufficient blood supply, which lowered her IQ by more than ten percentage points.

"What do you mean... a few miscellaneous fish?"

Ibaraki stared at her, and read: "Didn't you ask me to pay for it? I just paid for a bunch of bigger and better ones!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...Oh my God!

She suddenly jumped up from the bed, pointed at the white python on the TV, and couldn't help raising the volume: "You...you made it? These...monsters!"

"It's just miscellaneous fish, not even a monster." Ibaraki rested his head on his head indifferently, and lay down beside Qiao Xinshu's legs. "It's just a low-level thing, but as an apology to human beings, it's still qualified."

"But I still overestimated you humans."

Ibaraki stared at the TV, and continued: "Even these low-class trash fish can scare you like this. But it's okay..."

"Okay?" Qiao Xinshu felt that she couldn't keep up with Ibaraki's thinking at all, "What's so good?"

"The weaker the human being, the more room for me to play."

The boss couldn't help showing a troublesome smile.

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She was on the verge of crying: "Boss, I beg you not to make trouble, this place is small, you are going to kill me!"

"Stupid woman..." Ibaraki couldn't help retorting, and emphasized, "This time, I'm going to do business."

"What's the business?" Qiao Xinshu felt tired and didn't like it. "Your business can become a big thing every time... Boss, please do me a favor and don't come out of this door!"

Unexpectedly, Ibaraki stood up arrogantly, straightened his back, and stood like a green pine.He stared at the TV screen, exuding a confident light: "Today, I have a reason to go - I want to save the world!"

Qiao Xinshu: exm? !

"I——is destined to become a demon of the Pokémon Master!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Those Pokémon should be subdued by me!"

So, you really think those monsters are Pokémon, right? !

Fuck you Pokémon!Do you think your name is Xiaozhi? !

Today's boss is still too deep into the drama ==

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Shuten: Hello everyone, I am the director of Oeyama Mental Hospital——Juten Doji.Our number one patient, Ibaraki Doji, is still immersed in hysteria and cannot extricate himself. His attending doctor, Qiao Xinshu, expressed helplessness and hoped that we could send the patient Ibaraki Doji to Hongfenglin for electric shock treatment.We have now contacted Ms. Hongye, the director of Hongfenglin. Ms. Hongye said that the patient is in serious condition and not only needs electric shock treatment, but also needs to be sent to the seaside for hydrotherapy.Now, we are contacting the expert Master Arakawa... Well, Mr. Arakawa said that he not only needs electric shock and hydrotherapy, but also the leader of the Firefly Brigade for blow therapy.Well, now we are contacting the Firefly Brigade... The brother Guicao in the Firefly Brigade said that they need the help of Gu Huo Niao... Well, let's contact Ms. Gu Huo Niao again...