Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu found out that ever since there was an extra Ibaraki in the apartment, she has become the omnipotent Tinker Bell.

Firstly, her ability to clean up messes has skyrocketed; secondly, her brain, which has been rusted for many years, has regained its IQ; thirdly, she has lit up the skill of talking nonsense with her eyes open; then, her dull motor nerves have been effectively exercised; finally , She won a new world achievement title - No. 001 of "Big Brother"'s Personal Nanny.

Those who see it are sad and those who hear it cry ==

The tragedy in the kitchen has already been caused, and the only thing she can do is to help the murderer destroy the body and wipe out the traces after the incident, and then use the core values ​​of "rich, strong, democratic and harmonious" as a pen to create a path of socialist construction in Ibaraki's muscular brain. new road.

Strive to transform Ibaraki into a new generation of young people with four talents, lay a solid foundation for the future development of Dajiangshan, and throw the spark of civilization of Marxism-Leninism into the bloody and violent demon world.

To be a good example to others, follow the rules and be good at seduction, try to persuade the big monster to put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately in the most gentle tone, otherwise... It is estimated that all the zoos in China will be sacrificed to the five internal organs temple of the boss ==

As for how the monsters of Dajiangshan will view the successor of socialism Ibaraki Doji in the future, this kind of prolapsed development... none of her business? !

Qiao Xinshu dragged her bleeding body, diligently cleaned up the kitchen, endured nausea and fear and finished cleaning the dirt on the floor, but she was a little powerless against the bloody snake head next to the soap box.

She is afraid of snakes.

It's strange and strange to be afraid, just like Ye Gong loves dragons.She appreciates the snake's perfect curves and graceful figure, but she is terrified to death, and she doesn't even have the courage to get close to it.

The snake head next to the soap box must never be thrown into the trash can, it should be disposed of like ordinary garbage.

It will still have an aggressive nerve response within a short period of time after it is separated from the body. If it is discarded at will, what if some unlucky scavengers are accidentally bitten by it?

She would rather let the snake's head rot in her own home than do such a heartless thing.There is still a lot of venom left in the head of the cobra. If there is an accident, it will take away a human life.

However, it turns out that when there is a big monster who doesn't taboo meat and vegetables at home, all her worries are nothing to worry about.

Ibaraki saw her fear of snakes, so he simply pulled out a finger, and the sharp nails directly pierced the snake's head: "It's so dead, are you still afraid?"

Qiao Xinshu: Boss, you are more ferocious than a snake ==

As he spoke, he inserted the snake's head, put it into his mouth, and chewed it "click-click": "It's much crispier than the snake in the demon world, and it tastes good."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Eat everything, are you the master of the demon world? ==

Seeing that Qiao Xinshu really rejected these delicacies and criticized his actions, Ibaraki was a little depressed.

When he came out of the kitchen again, he began to sweep away the food on the table, and at the same time despised the stupidity of human beings: "I put so many prey together, and I just took it, what's wrong? To me, that It's all food."

"But for human beings, they are all animals protected by the state, boss..." Qiao Xinshu said weakly, "If you hunt and kill them at will, you will be sentenced. I really don't want to go to prison, so I beg you to show your respect!"

After gnawing the last piece of meat, Ibaraki stared at Qiao Xinshu's busy back with his head propped up, and responded, "It's really troublesome... okay, I'll make it up to them."

Hearing the word "compensation", Qiao Xinshu couldn't help but tremble, always feeling that falling into Ibaraki's hands might turn into another nature.

She couldn't help asking, "How do you plan to make up for it?"

Ibaraki replied: "What I have will naturally be compensated."

Qiao Xinshu felt a little less guilty when she thought of Ibaraki's countless banknotes.But she still suggested: "Let's make up another letter of apology..."

Speaking of this, she felt something was wrong again, does Ibaraki know how to write an apology letter?

No no no, that's not the point!The point is—

The rare animals were stolen, and the zoo also reported to the police. No matter how you look at it, this matter will not be good. Naturally, she can't let the big monster turn himself in. That's what a fool would do.

However, if it is ostentatious to avoid people's eyes and ears, and hand over a large sum of money and an apology letter to the garden, it seems to have a provocative flavor.It was as if he had slapped the zoo, and he was still clamoring——

Tsk, the security system of your zoo is a dish. I successfully stole the animals and refunded the compensation.

Qiao Xinshu was a little powerless, and always felt that there was nothing she could do.It would be great if time could go back, no matter what method she used, she would not let Ibaraki walk out of this door, but now... Alas!

"Ibaraki, let's talk about this matter after the limelight has passed..." Qiao Xinshu thought of a safe way, "All parties are in high spirits, and the garden is still in anger. No matter how low your posture is, there is no good result."

"Besides, this matter is our fault..." Qiao Xinshu said helplessly, "When they can't find you anyway and start to feel disappointed or even hopeless, if you compensate quietly, maybe this shit will be over. "

Ibaraki listened patiently, although he didn't object on the surface, but in his heart he felt that Qiao Xinshu's method was boring.Do human beings still have the guts not to accept the compensation from the Ghost King?Believe it or not, he ate an entire zoo!

Of course, Ibaraki will not say the second half of the sentence, he just accepts all the opinions with an open mind, and then... resolutely does not change his mind, that's all ==

……

The big monster didn't have much patience in small things. When the night was quiet and everything was still, he quietly looked at Qiao Xinshu's sleeping face for a while, then slowly got up, and left the apartment building with Qiao Xinshu's two socks.

The big monster's work has not reached the point of being irresponsible for doing something wrong.Although Ibaraki felt that the armed forces of human beings were scum, Qiao Xinshu couldn't help being frightened all night, lest the police would break into the room and interrogate her.

He felt a little sorry for letting a weak woman pay for his mistakes and being quite frightened.It is true that he has nothing to do with himself, and it is true that he can turn a deaf ear to the rules of human society, but... he does not want to do this.

Only by completely solving the problem can he prove anything... He is not a demon who only makes trouble!

Therefore, Ibaraki immediately put Qiao Xinshu's words to the back of his mind, only memorized the key words "compensation" and "apology letter", and then disappeared in the night, and then went to the zoo again.

"Tsk..." The boss concealed his figure under the strong demon power, wandering around in the zoo, focusing on the areas he hunted.

"That's what's missing, and I, Ibaraki-douji, can make up for it and give you better things."

He seemed to have made up his mind, and took back the bag of banknotes he had prepared.Afterwards, he suddenly rose from the ground, rushed into the sky, and disappeared into the thick night.

……

China, the land of Sichuan Province, deep in Shennongjia; Brazil, the tropical rainforest, where the Amazon is located; Africa, the wild desert, the prairie hunting ground...

The boss beat up a three-meter-tall ape, captured a three-meter-long pure white boa constrictor, caught a nest of trembling falcons, and dragged a half-dead stag to pile them up in his before.

Yielding under the terrifying coercion of the big monster, a group of "little animals" huddled together in fear.The shadow of death threatens them all the time, and they don't even have the slightest strength to resist, so they can only lie on the ground, pretending to surrender.

The boss grinned and showed a bloody smile: "Come here, miscellaneous fish."

The "little animals" refused in their hearts, but due to the helplessness of reality, they could only move forward and lean closer.I just hope that the king at the top of the food chain will see their ugliness and give up the idea of ​​eating them, good qaq!

Ibaraki lightly scratched the ghost claw, squeezed out a tiny drop of blood, and ordered: "Swallow it."

The blood of the big monster has never been available, even such a small drop is enough to benefit unenlightened animals.And they were mixed with instinctive fear and longing, and with a dazed and intoxicated mood, they opened their mouths one after another, and moved under Ibaraki's sleeve.

The boss couldn't help showing a sinister smile.

The blood of the ghost king aggravates the transformation of their essence.And for a ghost king of his level, even he himself can't explain what terrible mutation is contained in a drop of blood.

But he knows that his blood is a great tonic for both humans and animals.

The orangutan rolled on the ground and let out a heart-piercing wail. It frantically tore its own fur and flesh, and it didn't take long for it to scratch itself to a bloody mess.

The white python struggled to death, the snake skin shed layer by layer, the bones elongated, and the tail swept wildly, leaving blurred bloodstains on the ground.

The feathers of the falcons flew all over the sky, and the bucks slammed into the tree trunks frantically, destroying the original landform here...

Ibaraki didn't channel the demon power for them just after drinking the demon blood. It's a very normal phenomenon for the "little animals" to die from pain.But they grew amazingly. After they basically reached the specifications that the boss wanted, Ibaraki rolled over the group of "miscellaneous fish" with a wave of his long sleeves, and flew towards the direction they came from again.

……

The next morning, the director of the zoo took stock of the losses, and hurriedly accompanied a group of police officers into the park to collect evidence.

"We lost seven canaries, a golden monkey, a Bengal cobra, and a sika deer." The director wiped away tears that didn't exist, and said sadly, "Comrades, you must catch this thief. Brazenly stealing this, we are all disgraced!"

Several police officers collected evidence again, and comforted the principal who had suffered a heavy loss by the way.They turned a few corners and came to the "Snake Pavilion". When the director saw the old place, his heart ached and he couldn't breathe: "That Bengal cobra, we kept it very well!"

"From the initial 1.5 meters to [-] meters, the breeder has given him affection. We also specially changed it to a ten-square-meter activity space. There are tree branches, small stones and streams in it. We take small ones every day. Hey White Rabbit, it really took a lot of energy and money!"

"But! It's gone!"

The director brought the man to the cobra's nest, and was about to make another speech to scold the thief, but the moment his eyes caught the snake's nest, he lost his words!

Not only the director, but even the police officers who followed were in a dazed state.

Grass mud horse!What the hell is this? !Is the Calamity of the Python realistic? !

I saw a giant white python with a huge body, a lustrous luster, and every scale seemed to be shining in the ten-level snake nest.It is really too huge, the snake body is as thick as a telephone pole, and it was forced to be squeezed into a small house and could not rebel, so wronged to death.

As if sensing someone approaching, it raised its huge snake head slightly to sense it for a while, spit out a forked snake letter and licked the glass window, the snake body tilted, and the scales flashed a dazzling arc, rubbing against the window , with a soft "rustling" sound.

There was only a light "click" sound, and a gap in the glass cracked.

The white python immediately stopped moving and became cautious.It has no intention of attacking, but human beings are too timid. If they are frightened to death, then... will the lord crush it to death?

It shrank slightly in fear, its head as big as a dustpan rubbed against the cover, and there seemed to be some human emotions in its bright black eyes.

Hi!Twolegs!Hello~~You look fat and delicious~~Can I be your friend o(n_n)o

"Dancing Grass! Monster—"

The director screamed and passed out completely ==

White Python: ...hey, Twolegs is so cute when it rolls over o(n_n)o