Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu still didn't go to work in the end, and she didn't know if it was because of her aunt's delay for a month, but this time the attack was particularly fierce.

She could only hold her painful stomach and curled up on the bed, with a pale face and dead fish eyes, watching Ibaraki tear off the diaper, and place a lazy table beside her, concentrating on... Idol drama==

It has to be said that the resilience of the big monster is really amazing. The knife wound pierced the chest several centimeters deep, and it penetrated into the heart.If it were an ordinary person, his life would already be lying in the hospital, but on Ibaraki's body, it was just bleeding.

It took only about 10 minutes before and after, and the "fatal wound" for humans was already completely done by monsters.Ibaraki's chest was once again flat and smooth, without even leaving a pink scar.

Qiao Xinshu is undoubtedly envious of Xiaoqiang's physique that can't kill monsters.I just don't know if the female monster has a relative like a big aunt, and is she still so aggressive during her menstrual period?

With such doubts in mind, Qiao Xinshu's mind turned to other places. She turned her head to look at Ibaraki's empty long sleeves, and suddenly said, "By the way, Ibaraki..."

"Huh?" Ibaraki Doji struggled to move his eyes away from the idol drama, raised his ghost claw and paused, and looked back, "What's wrong?"

"You healed quickly from the knife wound..." Qiao Xinshu's gaze slid down and landed on his sleeve, and asked, "You have such a strong recovery ability, it shouldn't be a problem to grow another right hand, right?"

Ibaraki raised his eyebrows: "There is really no problem."

Seeing the woman beside him staring at the sleeve, he knew she was curious, so he simply explained.

"Watanabe Tsuna cut off my right hand with 'Onikiri'." Ibaraki shook his sleeve and continued, "This is a shame given to me by human beings. The reason why I don't grow it is just to remember this lesson."

"The severed wrist was taken away by me, and it became the 'Hand of Hell'." As if he had opened up the conversation box, Ibaraki simply lay back and lay down beside Qiao Xinshu, "The right hand... only when I turned into a When human beings, let it appear."

After all, sneaking among humans with healthy hands, it would be strange if one hand was missing.

As he spoke, Ibaraki shook his empty sleeves. Under Qiao Xinshu's gaze, he let the muscles at the severed wrist swell up. First he pulled out the white bones, then covered the fine meridians, and finally added flesh and blood to cover the skin... slowly wriggling condensed into the shape of a complete hand.

Qiao Xinshu watched the whole process with staring eyes, and concluded: "It's a bit disgusting..."

Ibaraki sneered, raised his right hand and shook it towards the sky, and said: "If there is a chance, I will take you to see the battlefield where the demon world competes for territory, and you will know what real disgust is."

The plump right hand quickly became shriveled under the drawing of the demon power, like withered and yellow bark, falling off inch by inch.Gradually shrunk and decayed, peeled off the flesh, removed the meridians, ashes the bones, and returned to its original appearance again.

The long sleeve lost its support and fell lightly on the bed.

"But now... I haven't found a way to go back."

Having said that, everyone is a little silent.If it is said that the race of humans and demons is the gap between heaven and earth, then the word "go back" is tantamount to adding another barrier between heaven and earth.

The gap that can't be crossed, the fate that can't be fought, and the melancholy that arises for a while are hard to taste.Qiao Xinshu suddenly discovered that if one day Ibaraki really had to leave the real world forever, she would actually... be a little bit reluctant!

This kind of guy who has nothing to do, makes trouble everywhere and cleans up his mess... Why is she reluctant? !

Is it because... have you been together for too long?

"Hey, woman..." In the silence, Ibaraki suddenly said, "Why don't you come with me...to see Shuten?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...you really never forget your friend, Keke==

She shook her head bluntly and said, "Why should I go to see Shuten?"

Ibaraki was stunned for a moment, thinking that she didn't want to see each other again because of Shuten's relationship with Hongye, but after a while, he didn't know what to say.

"Then you...how about going to my place..." Ibaraki whispered, "My palace is bigger than yours, and there are many little monsters living there. They can make delicious wagashi, and they can make good ones too. Sake."

Qiao Xinshu smiled lightly and shook her head: "If there is a chance, I will be a guest."

Ibaraki turned his head and looked at her pale face, puzzled: "A guest?"

"My home is here, and so is my concern." Qiao Xinshu said with a smile, "I will always stay here."

stay here all the time...

Ibaraki said nothing, but turned his head away, the air pressure around his body was slightly lower.

Her hands slightly clenched her shirt, her knuckles turned white, although she answered calmly with a smile on her face, she vaguely felt something was wrong in her heart.

Ibaraki's attitude towards her seemed... a bit strange.

what happened to him?

……

The hot summer is a sleepy season, Qiao Xinshu couldn't bear it and finally fell asleep.But the air conditioner was clearly turned on in the room, but she felt in a daze that she had fallen into a stove, and her whole body was so hot that she was sweating.

She struggled to wake up, but when she was about to wake up, she found that the stove around her seemed to be extinguished, and there was a refreshing cool breeze.She moved and fell into a dark and sweet dream again.

In the end, she woke up from hunger ==

Clutching her stomach and going to the bathroom to change a diaper, she tiredly pushed open the bedroom door and went out, but was surprised to find that the empty dining table was full of food!

There are fried golden quail on the exquisite white porcelain plate, white tofu floats in the carved soup bowl, and even roasted lamb legs are stacked on the dark blue dinner plate, and a pile of lamb legs is stacked on the other large plate. Big lump of oval sausage.

Fragrant and sweet, no matter it is visual, smell or taste, it gives people top-notch enjoyment.Qiao Xinshu suspected that she was dreaming, otherwise she would have food as soon as she opened the door. There is no snail girl in her house ==

Looking up again, she saw the old god Ibaraki coming out of the kitchen, closing the kitchen door quickly, and taking the napkin to wipe the ketchup from her hands.

He said arrogantly: "How is it? It's your honor to taste my craftsmanship!"

"You did it?" Qiao Xinshu was stunned, "You know how to cook? You did all of this?"

"Oh, stupid woman, why can't I?" Ibaraki grinned, showing his white teeth, "Whenever my best friend invites me to drink, I prepare the appetizers."

"I am best at cooking soup and barbecue. Even my close friends think it is delicious in the world."

Seeing Ibaraki's high-spirited face and the side dishes on the table, the credibility of his words suddenly increased by [-] degrees.

Wucao, you are amazing my boss!

Qiao Xinshu was not too polite, she simply picked up the chopsticks to hold the bowl, and looked around.However, she found that there was no white rice.I think Ibaraki said that he is good at cooking soup and barbecue, come to think of it...he doesn't know how to cook with a rice cooker ==

Forget it, no one is perfect, no monster is perfect, just eat what you have, what else does she care about!

She was really hungry and had nothing to choose. She quickly sat down and scooped up the tofu floating in the soup, and put it into her mouth to savor it.

After a while, a shocked expression appeared on her face, and even the unhealthy pallor faded a little, and she was stained with an intoxicating blush: "It's so soft...but it's a bit fishy. Did you put fish in the soup?"

"But the taste is still good."

Qiao Xinshu affirmed Ibaraki's cooking skills, and then changed the target: "What is this? Quail? It seems a little small."

She didn't care about the oiliness, so she picked up the quail and gnawed it into her mouth: "The bones are so hard and the meat is so little, but the taste is really good!"

Then, she attacked the mutton leg and meat sausage again. While eating, she always felt that something was wrong: "Why does this sausage have so many bones? And this leg of lamb... the smell is a bit strange?"

"Tsk..."

Seeing her eating happily, Ibaraki sat across from her with the posture of a chef, and seeing her bewildered face, he said quite proudly: "You ignorant woman, what kind of leg of lamb is that deer leg! "

"Oh, deer leg..." Suddenly, Qiao Xin shut his mouth, stopped chewing, and looked up in shock, "What are you talking about? Deer leg!"

Satisfied with the shock coming from her, Ibaraki nodded, and then added: "Also, that's not some kind of quail, I remember it was called... what... canary?"

"Yes, canary, sika deer, just these two."

Qiao Xinshu stayed on the seat in a daze, and dropped the half-eaten canary on the table.

"Then..." Qiao Xinshu tremblingly pointed at the tofu in the soup bowl, "What is this?"

"Monkey brain." Ibaraki said arrogantly, "You humans are really troublesome. Even monkeys have to be named 'Golden Monkey'."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

She was speechless, and could only fork up a pile of grilled sausages expressionlessly, and held them in front of Ibaraki.

"This..." Ibaraki frowned and thought for a while, and finally said suddenly, "I remember it's called... what is it called... King Cobra?!"

Numbly, Qiao Xinshu put down the poor cobra, pushed away the fried canary, put down the golden monkey in the bowl, and rejected the roasted deer leg...

She never imagined that today she accidentally ate a national protected animal, and what the hell... ate so many qaqs!

"Boss, you just said..." she said tremblingly, "You are good at cooking soup and roasting meat."

"what happened?"

"I'm going to see my poor kitchen..."

"..."

Qiao Xinshu took a deep breath, summoned up the greatest courage in her life, quickly walked around Ibaraki, and pushed open the kitchen door.

"Grass mud horse, this is a murder scene!" She couldn't help screaming, "Ibaraki Doji! You made the kitchen like this!"

The white floor tiles in the kitchen were covered with large expanses of blood, the snake skins of cobras were piled up in the corners, the dead heads of sika deer stood beside the pool, the feathers of canaries were all beside the garbage dump, and the flesh and blood of monkeys It's still simmering in the pot!

Still stewing!

The head of the snake next to the soap box was still twitching, its mouth opened and closed, its big eyes were staring at Qiao Xinshu's direction, revealing its fangs, as if it could jump up and bite her at any time.

And the pot was bubbling and bubbling, like a combination of various compounds in a dark laboratory, exuding a smell of resentment...

The most frightening thing was that Ibaraki, the dog, actually used a gas stove to cook a barbecue, so that the white walls of the kitchen had already been baked by the fire and had black marks that could not be wiped off.The whole kitchen was filled with the smell of blood and heavy oily smoke, and the pots and pans were scattered everywhere, as if in a gale...

Seeing everything that seemed to be the end of the world in front of her eyes, Qiao Xinshu glimpsed the napkin that the big brother threw aside, feeling that the ketchup she thought was just blood from the murder scene ==

Qiao Xinshu: ...these days are really unbearable==

At the same time, the news feed in the urban area has posted the latest news——

Serious version: [The rare animals in the "Consonance" zoo in this city were stolen, and there were some bloodstains left at the scene. The zoo has reported to the police. It is hoped that any witnesses can provide clues to the suspect. The zoo will reward you heavily. 】

as well as--

Headline version: [Shocked!Someone actually did this kind of thing to rare animals in the zoo...]

or--

Huoxiang Zhengqi version: [The rare animals in the zoo were exterminated. Is this a loss of morality or a loss of humanity! 】

Citizens: oh~~

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ps: The animals in the zoo hugged each other tremblingly, and the boss approached with a kitchen knife: "Which one eats more blood? Forget it, I can't pick them out, let's kill them all!"

As a result, the zoo was wiped out ==