Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu's little life is sweet and sweet, except for a group of monsters who want to make trouble from time to time, there is really nothing insecure.

She thought that the monsters would watch TV shows in the apartment building forever, but she ignored their active nature.After the novelty of TV dramas wears off, they always want to sneak out.

In Seimei's words, since everyone is here, it's time to go out and see the new world!

So, when Ibaraki held Qiao Xinshu in his arms and smuggled across the space to Hawaii to bask in the sun, the monsters swarmed out of the apartment building to breathe the stale air, and then dispersed in twos and threes, spreading out in all directions.

In order not to cause panic among humans, they turned into human appearances, quickly merged into the big current, and were submerged in the sea of ​​people all at once.

Following the babbling music, Xue Tongzi came to a huge park. He saw a group of gray-haired old men dancing softly with fans and swords in hand.

A group of bloated middle-aged women hugged their golden grandchildren and danced in the square dance to the music.For a while, Yangko and ribbons flew together, and Tai Chi and disco had fun together.

Half-year-old children became the heirs of the square dance, and the boys and girls brought up by their grandma twisted their waists and joined the happy field of the aunts, creating a scene of joy and harmony.

Xue Tongzi watched quietly for a long time, not knowing what he was thinking.It wasn't until the little girl Shantu came to him with a miniature version of Mr. Frog that he came back to his senses.

"Mountain rabbit, mountain rabbit!" Shantu pulled Xuetongzi's sleeve and rushed into the army, "Jump, hop, hop!"

Shantu took the lead in dancing to the rhythm, and the cute little girl danced happily. Many children peeked at her and secretly compared her.

The Doll Legion danced more enthusiastically!

Snow Boy: ...

"Wow, can't you dance?"

"Yeah! You never dance!"

"Grandma, there are people here who can't dance!"

Xuetongzi reached out and touched the 50-meter-long knife at his waist... Then, he touched a lollipop handed over by an amiable grandmother.

The old grandma smiled and said, "Hey my dear grandson! Eat Tangtang! Children dance together! You can grow taller!"

Xuetongzi felt an arrow hit his knee: ...

"Wow! You can grow taller! Really?" Shantu's eyes widened excitedly, and he yelled in one direction, "Huiye Huiye! Come here and jump, you can grow taller!"

Snow Boy: ...

He saw Kaguya Ji, who is usually gentle and quiet, leading Jinyu Ji, performing yangko with Shantu.

In the end, Xuetongzi was pulled into the dance group by the loli group ==

……

"Hello, what flavor of cake do you want?" The salesperson smiled and looked at Yimulian with a trace of regret in his eyes.

What appeared in front of him was a handsome young man with soft black hair, fair complexion, high nose bridge, and slightly pouty lips.It's a pity that one eye is covered with white gauze...

But all human beings who have seen Yimulian feel that this young man who is as exquisite as a work of art is like a Venus with a broken arm, probably too perfect to be perfect.

After staring at the beautiful and exquisite cakes in the window, he finally shook his head and walked out of the cake shop.

It's not that the cake doesn't taste good, it's just that... he found out that he didn't bring any money ==

Looking back at the window one step at a time, his face was full of regret.However, as soon as he stepped out of the store, he saw Huang.

The tall, handsome, cold-faced man stared at the cake through the window, and suddenly turned his gaze to him.After a while, Huang asked, "Have you brought any money?"

Give him a glance.

Huang couldn't help falling into silence.

At this moment, the two of them heard the big announcement from the charcoal-grilled steakhouse next door: "Weekend special offer! We will introduce a large portion of steak for couples! We welcome couples from all walks of life to challenge the super steak! No.1 is free of charge! No charge! Absolutely! No charge! Our store also provides milk tea and cakes for free!"

Yimulian and Huang's eyes brightened slightly.

The two big monsters sat side by side in the couple's seat, completely ignoring the horrifying eyes of the people around them, staring straight at the crispy grilled Big Mac steak.

It's true, the steakhouse only talks about couples, but it doesn't say that couples must be composed of a man and a woman.Immediately, the brothers who were good friends in the dormitory became very playful, and the two entered the room shoulder to shoulder, and also challenged the couple's steak.

The clerk twitched his eyes and was about to say something.Her boss quickly stopped her and said with a grin: "Don't drive away any customers, this is our money!"

"Go! Present our treasure of the shop - twenty catties of steak!"

"Hey, ten kilograms per person, I don't believe they can finish it!" The boss smiled, "We sell 450 grams of steak here for 98 yuan, you should settle the score for them."

The clerk felt that the boss was wise and ran quickly.

However, even if it is the treasure of the store, to the big monster... it is just a piece of meat ==

They picked up their forks and ate, destroying half of the steak at a visible pace.During the period, Huang brought two cups full of milk tea, and two plates of cakes that were so sweet that they were too greasy.

"No way, milk tea is easy to fill up, and the cake is still chocolate, so you have to pay if you can't finish it!"

"They... are really a couple? Well, I believe it, they have a tacit understanding when it comes to eating!"

But when the rest of the "couples" were killed in battle, Huang and Yimulian had already killed the treasure of the store, thirty cups of milk tea and fifty cakes...

The boss felt that his heart was failing!

……

The demon luthier came to the densely populated subway station with the sound of strings, and saw a human man sitting in the corner, playing a melody with a fairly pleasant rhythm, and singing lyrics that he didn't quite understand.

There was a washbasin in front of the man, and there were colorful banknotes scattered in it, but most of them were coins.They are piled together, about one-third or so.

The demon luthier listened carefully for a while, the man's voice was clear and he sang very affectionately.It's just his chords, which can't play the story and emotion that the notes want to describe.

He sighed slightly, followed the flow of people to an open place, sat on the ground, untied the silk cloth behind him, revealing a simple bust.

His slender fingers were placed on the strings, and his indifferent and ruthless eyes instantly became gentle and affectionate.

"Oh, you're still young, you still look like a human being, why do you just sit here and beg for food?"

"Another one who sings a ditty song. Young people nowadays want to be big stars after their dreams. How naive!"

"Listen to what he sings. I'm curious. I'm afraid it's not a popular song again? I'm tired of listening to it."

All kinds of cynicism came from the ear, and the demon luthier did not move at all. With a flick of his fingertips, he made a vibrato.There was only a "clang" sound, and the sound of gold and iron seemed to come from his fingertips. Accompanied by the hum of the subway in the long tunnel, it seemed that time passed in an instant, and he returned to the old days of gold and iron horses!

The demon luthier dialed the second note, and immediately after that, his hands danced, pulling faster and faster, and the ten fingers were so fast that only afterimages remained.Countless sounds, short or long, urgent or slow, collided in one place, forming a bleak and terrifying movement!

It seems as if a weapon is coming, as if an iron cavalry is approaching the city, as if there is a chilling blood... The autumn wind is bleak, and the waves are surging!

The noisy subway station was eerily quiet for a while, and the empty space echoed with the sound of the demon luthier circling the beam for three days.At the end of the song, he folded his hands and wrapped the silk cloth around the Guqin. Suddenly, a bright red Grandpa Mao fell into his arms.

The demon luthier glanced at it.

Immediately afterwards, more and more bills flew in and fell into his arms.It seemed that a snow had fallen, submerging his figure.

Some people were even moved and said: "Wucao, there is actually an expert performer in the subway station. This song should only exist in the sky, and I finally heard it once in the world! Brother, you 666!"

The demon luthier who "begged successfully" shook the banknotes on his body and wrapped them with the piano.

Hmm, money...seems to be easy to earn, huh? !

……

Qing Fangzhu in that room meditates with a group of monks in the Daxiong Palace, and Gu Huo Niao in that room successfully sneaks into the kindergarten to play with the children; Arakawa on this side is arguing with the vegetable market stall owner who sells dead fish, and Yan Mo on the other side has already fished. I bought three girls for her to spend money on ==

When Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki came back from Hawaii affectionately, they found that the apartment building was terribly empty.They were startled and hurried out to search for traces of the demons.Immediately afterwards, they discovered——

Oh, Senju Hashirama and Uchiha Madara crossed the ocean to find the author of "Naruto" Kishimoto ==

Oh, Momiji and Shuten took their kids to the bar ==

Oh, the flower and bird rolls were picked up by humans and sent to the auction ==

Oh, Yao Dao Ji ran all over the city and couldn't buy an f-cup bra ==

Oh, Qingxingdeng said that he consumes too much electricity, so he wants to replace his mount with an energy-saving LED lamp ==

……

What the hell are grass mud horses? !

Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki reluctantly embarked on the road of "saving" the world ==

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ps: Qiao Xinshu: The led version of the Green Lantern, the biggest enhancement in the history of the Green Lantern...

Ibaraki: As expected of my best friend’s child, I went to the bar to box at a young age!

Jiu Xiaotun: Actually, I'm here to show off my cuteness!

ps: When the reporter interviewed Dajiangshan Sangoubi——

Reporter: I heard that there is a popular saying on the Internet recently-drink your best friend's wine and pick up your best friend's girls!

The three ghost kings of Dajiangshan shook their heads firmly: We are not close friends!We're just a criminal gang!

Reporter: You are not close friends, so are you brothers?

Dajiangshan Three Ghost Kings nodded: Yes, we are good brothers!Buy one get one free after the fight.

Reporter: I heard that there is a saying on the Internet - if I become a woman one day, I will give it to my brothers first!

Shuten and Hoshiguma Qiqi looked at Ibaraki: ... No, I refuse, thank you!terrible!

Ibaraki: Let me refresh my heart first!

Qiao Xinshu: Thank you, please go away.

Reporter: I heard that there is a saying on the Internet - to stab a brother twice, to stab a brother twice for a woman!

Jiu Tun: You are wrong, I can stab my brother a hundred dollars for a woman.

Ibaraki: You are wrong, I can let my brother stab a hundred knives for a woman.

Hoshiguma: You are wrong, I can stab myself a hundred knives for a woman.

Reporter: I heard there is a saying on the Internet - of course you choose to forgive her? !

Jiu Tun: Abe Seimei, die!

Ibaraki: Wait, what if I feel like the whole world is my rival in love?

Hoshiguma: My rival in love... oh, I don't have a partner at all ==

Reporter: I heard that there is a saying on the Internet - the strange eyes of grass carp...

Shuten: Oh, isn't it just Ibaraki's eyes looking for someone to fight with?

Ibaraki: Oh, isn't it the look in Arakawa's eyes when I robbed the pearl?

Hoshiguma: Oh, isn't it just the way the female monster looks at me?

Reporter: This is probably the crazy king of Dajiangshan ==

ps: I struggled for a while, but I still plan to write about the daily life of the monsters in Dajiangshan. It is unrealistic to stay at home and watch dramas for too long. No matter how you say it, you have to take the square dance back to develop and develop! [Smile, Kagura in the courtyard and Babaitian dance, I don't care if this is a square dance! 】