Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

The days after the engagement became free, with no parents urging blind dates, no neighbors watching to make friends, no elders persuading them, and even the loving dogs in the circle of friends disappeared.

The Qiao family's parents felt that life was a major event, and they were so happy from ear to ear every day that they were short of raising a dog for a silly walk, two birds for silly teasing, and a cat for silly kneeling.

They cheerfully agreed with Gu Huo Niao on a specific wedding date - New Year's Day.And excitedly wrote hundreds of invitation letters that night, and delivered them all over the world the next day, deciding to let all relatives and friends gather together and have fun.

As for Qiao Xinshu... Before she had a boyfriend, she was like an expired piece of pork; after she had a husband-to-be, she turned back into a little princess at home.

Qiao's parents wanted her to get married wholeheartedly, but when the day came when they would actually marry their daughter, they were very reluctant to part with it.

They intend to keep their daughter for a while longer, but the prospective son-in-law is a piece of dog skin that cannot be shaken off... Bah!The son-in-law-to-be is an infatuated master, and he wants to be tired of being with his own daughter. The two elders have no choice but to let them go after keeping them for a few days.

There is no other reason, the face of the son-in-law is too ostentatious, if he stays in this small place in the township, I am afraid that all the grown-up girls and daughter-in-laws will not be in the mood to fall in love, marry and live ==

Qiao Xinshu is very calm, after all, she has seen Ibaraki's "women's eradication" ability with her own eyes——

For example, when I went to the vegetable market to buy eggs the day before yesterday, a familiar face approached, and upon closer inspection, it turned out to be the daughter of a certain neighbor at the engagement banquet.The little girl was in her prime, and she was born green and tender, but her eyes were not very good, and she fell in love with Ibaraki...'s "third brother" ==

The little girl twisted her clothes nervously, approaching Ibaraki eagerly, secretly asking about Hoshiguma.

Unexpectedly, this guy Ibaraki not only didn't understand what he meant, but also hit Hoshiguma's peach blossoms away: "Oh, 30 years old, divorced, and have a child."

The little girl walked away holding a broken heart into eight petals ==

After Qiao Xinshu bought the vegetables, he asked him helplessly why he wanted to discredit Hoshiguma. Ibaraki scratched his head, frowned and said, "She said she admired that handsome and tall man very much, and asked me for my phone number."

"I thought about it, isn't the handsome and tall man just me?"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"I'm a demon with a family, how can I give other women's phone numbers casually!" Ibaraki said seriously, "I heard that at this time, just say that I'm divorced and have children to solve the problem!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Ibaraki didn't feel that the person the little girl admired was not himself. How much narcissism does it take to have such a powerful ability to misinterpret!

Since then, Qiao Xinshu didn't take Ibaraki to play with her when she went to the vegetable market.

Fortunately, the small town didn't last long, and she took Ibaraki back to the city center as she wished.By the way, she handed over to Abe Seimei the notebook on the analysis of ancient Onmyoji texts that she had prepared.

As if she had found a treasure, Seimei took Yuan Boya and Kagura to study it carefully.The more the three great onmyojis in the Heian period studied, the more they felt the profoundness of Chinese culture. They studied for a long time without sleeping or eating, and finally reached a common awareness of "learning Chinese well".

Just do what they said, they took off the black pearls and picked up the pinyin tutorial for the kindergarten class.

I don’t know if it’s their motivation to learn that infected all the monsters, or because their lives are too boring and they want to find something to do, or because the TV series are so good, they unconsciously want to learn Chinese culture... More and more monsters are devoting themselves to language learning.

Due to the large number of students and their special identities, Qiao Xinshu finally resigned from the training class and opened up an apartment for everyone to teach.

After nearly one month of teaching, Qiao Xinshu basically understood the composition of this class: academic gods such as Shuweng, Qingming, Magistrate, and Kagura; Ibaraki, Hoshiguma, Yasha==

Well, she shouldn't have any expectations about Dajiangshan's sledding three idiots ==

When Shuweng began to read the vernacular version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", Shuten was still drawing tadpole characters in pinyin; when Seimei started to learn the factorization method by himself, Ibaraki was still distinguishing the difference between "milk" and "rumi" ;When the judge started to touch the encyclopedia of laws, Hoshiguma was still stumbling and reading nursery rhymes...

As for Yasha, he is "addicted" to studying and is getting thinner ==

Seeing this, Qiao Xinshu sighed deeply, deeply aware of the difficulty of cultivating socialist successors.

But Jiu Tun Dan Ye, this one-month-old baby is growing very fast, and it's time to babble and roll around on the ground.He often holds a pinyin test paper that failed in alcohol swallowing, showing an innocent and toothless smile.

Jiu Tun Danye's small face has been opened, he has a pair of vermilion eyes, and a crimson eyebrow.The baby's skin can be broken by blows, coupled with fluffy red fried hair, he is really cute like a fuwa.

Whenever Jiu Tun Danye woke up and moved his little buttocks to the teaching place, all the female monsters immediately softened their hearts.

They rushed to embrace Danye, kissed his little cheek, touched his little arm, and buried their chest by the way.Danye wrinkled his face because he didn't smell like his mother, and pushed Yaodao Ji's deadly breasts away.

He even waved his little hand, rejecting Yan Mo's gentleness, Qingdeng's long legs and Huaniao's small waist...

So much so that a hundred years later, Jiu Tun Danye would always sigh when he heard his parents' description of today, secretly regretting that he had lost the peak of the demon life ==

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It was night, and the monsters were nestling in the apartment to watch series again. This time they chose a Korean tear-jerking drama "Blue Life and Death".

Everyone knows that Korean dramas in the 90s had three bad things: tear gas, sadness, and early death.

"Blue" almost covers all these three points, so that all the monsters use a lot of paper towels while watching the drama, and all the aquatic monsters almost die of dehydration ==

Different from the turmoil in the apartment area, Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki went out together, holding hands wearing rings, strolling around the bustling night market, talking intimately.

At around eight o'clock in the evening, they chose to go to the cinema to watch a movie, order a couple seat, and feel the loving atmosphere.

It's just that they are still too "young" after all...

Qiao Xinshu looked at the post-10s who were already tired of being together, then looked at the junior high school students in the couple seat on the left, and then at the high school students on the right who were talking tenderly about love - she simply turned around and improved a lot His vision clearly saw the other couple acting coquettishly and bewildered at something...

What the hell!

Qiao Xinshu chewed the popcorn, but felt that it was tasteless.Elementary school students, junior high school students, high school students, college students... Well, she is deeply aware of her old age ==

It's just that she was more curious, how could Ibaraki not make any movement this time, he was the most resistant to teasing in the past.

Unexpectedly, when she turned her head just now, the big monster seemed to understand what she was thinking, and said without hesitation.

"Xinshu, someone is watching here." Ibaraki raised his chin and pointed in a certain direction, "There is a little thing that gives me a feeling of peeping."

The post-10s in the front stopped their movements stiffly.

"There are four corners, spying on us from the top of the head, and the angle of view formed is just right to see each of us clearly." Ibaraki raised his head, "It's just hidden."

The student couples on the left and right suddenly corrected their posture and sat on their seats.

"I remember..." Qiao Xinshu recalled this saying, "Infrared probes are usually installed in movie theaters, in order to prevent some unexpected accidents from causing the theater to take the blame..."

The college students in the back straightened their dresses as if nothing had happened.

The 5-minute prelude to the preview finally passed, and this romantic movie that is said to have swept the whole of Korea slowly entered the rhythm.I heard that it has a high rating on the Internet in China, and the explicit and bold erotic scenes are even more eye-catching.

The film tells a story of deep love and torment. A high school student falls in love with his senior sister who is both good in character and academics. Unexpectedly, the senior drops out of school and disappears.After ten years, he has become famous, and he is also used to mixing contacts in the sensual field.

One day, a person who was negotiating a project invited him to a bar for a drink and called women to accompany him. He never thought that one of them was actually the goddess who had haunted him for many years...

Secret love, deep love, torture, pain, the impermanence of fate and the irresistibility of love constitute the main theme of the film.It's really a good movie, it's just a pity that it met the wrong Ibaraki at the right time ==

When the male lead's handsome face was projected on the big screen, Ibaraki gnawed on the popcorn carelessly, and complained, "This face...is so ugly, it's actually fake."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Hello!Boss, there are many girlfriends in this theater who come for the beauty of "Ouba"!Be careful with your wording!

"Look, his cheekbones on the left are a little higher than those on the right, and his chin is too pointed. His forehead is low but the bridge of his nose is so high. When he smiles, his right eye is bigger than the left eye, and his lips are too pink, so ugly!"

Crowd: ...

That seems to make sense ==

When the heroine's graceful and graceful figure is reflected on the screen, when her fair body begins to entangle with the hero's bronze-colored strong body, when the most eye-catching moment of the plot is coming——

Ibaraki said disdainfully, "This woman's breasts are fake."

Qiao Xinshu: ...

"Didn't you notice? When the light came from the side, her breasts were whiter and more transparent than her complexion, and her shape didn't change when she lay down. The man tried to avoid pressing her while he was making out. It's too fake!"

Crowd: ...

mmp even boobs are fake!My movie ticket money was wasted!

In the end, Ibaraki gave a critique: "Tsk, is it a Korean movie? Don't watch it in the future, it's too insincere, it's impossible to do it in bed in this position... um..."

Qiao Xinshu covered his mouth: "Okay, stop talking." Ibaraki is going to be beaten to death!

Crowd: ...

I go!Even the bed scenes are so fake!

When the movie theater was over that day, all the audiences were pale, and they went to Douban to give the film the lowest score. One of the audience cried tearfully: "The face is fake, the breasts are fake, and the bed is fake, only mine. The ticket is real! You pay me back my hard-earned money! Give me back my hard-earned money!"

This comment finally received 10086 likes and was topped the headlines, and the film suffered a tragic defeat in China ==

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ps: Many fans decided to seek justice for their beloved Oppa, but Ibaraki is so handsome and charming——

Fangirl 001: I'm sorry, Oppa, I'm going to betray the organization!

Fangirl 002: I'm sorry, Oppa, I found the enemy's big brother so handsome!

Fangirl 003: I'm sorry, Oppa, I found the enemy's third brother is more handsome!

Fanmei 004: I'm sorry, Oppa, I found that the enemy army is very handsome!

Mimei 005: I'm sorry, Oppa, I found that the enemy's brother, brother, sister and sister are all good-looking!

Oppa: ...

ps: Jiu Xiaotun's troublemaking diary——

Teacher Qiao sent me a woman all the way, no!Can't!Teacher Joe!You have to believe that I am sincere to Ci Xiaomu!You can't just stuff me with women!

Oh, I got it wrong, she is an experiment, she has colorful hair and colorful eyes, red eyes when she is angry, blue eyes when she is gentle... and the tears she shed will turn into pearls.

I was so curious that I started to experiment with her. She burst into tears and said to me: "No matter how much you torture me, I will never give in! I know you love me! But this way of imprisonment will never be tolerated." Come to me!"

exm?Girl, is there something wrong with your brain?Which eye of yours sees that I love you?

I understand, Teacher Qiao took her to treat her brain.

I decided to stimulate her brain, expecting her to reach the intellectual level of a normal person.

But she said: "Give up! Even if I lose my memory, the person I love will always be him! Even if you get my body, you won't get my heart!"

exm?Your uncle, my body and mind belong to Ci Xiaomu!

However, more amazing remarks are yet to come——

"If you let me go, I will give you a place in my heart."

mmp must not let you go!

"I didn't expect you to be indifferent to my beauty, so you are not such a superficial person."

Mmp must think that I am superficial!

"I want to understand, he loves me only for my beauty, and you are the one who can really trust me, there are three words I want to say to you, I love..."

mmp Pegasus Meteor Fist——