Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki rescued the owner of a steak shop on the brink of bankruptcy, the subway station that had an accident, the three Kaizi who were almost cheated, and the fish vendor who would never catch fish again...

They rushed to the bar and fished out Jiu Tun Danye who almost drank the cocktail as milk powder; The black and white ghost messengers who guide the souls of the dead; they flew to the "good man" audition in the capital, and stopped the two-faced Buddha who wanted to show off his singing voice and rely on his strength to make a living...

In the end, they found the star bear who rolled with the national treasure giant panda in the safari ==

Qiao Xinshu: ...

Ibaraki: ...

exm? !Why is Hoshikuma Boy in the safari park?

The star bear turned into a larva, flicked its cute little tail, raised its ears, and arched the furry red pandas around it contentedly.He stretched out his tongue to comb their fur, and raised his paw to caress the tops of their heads from time to time, brimming with happiness.

It was only now that he discovered that there are such cute and soft little things in the Bear Clan!They are simply angels sent by God!

Ever since he saw a giant panda for the first time in the zoo, Xing Xiong only felt that Xiong's life was complete, as if he had met a bear-like love!

This plump female panda with glossy fur is just like the Virgin Mary in his mind, shining with a brilliance that cannot be ignored.It looks so cute lazily eating bamboo!It looks so cute rolling over and holding a feeding bottle!It's so cute when it's playing and climbing trees and diving into the water!

Xingxiong stared at the black and white dumpling like an idiot, completely ignoring the strange gazes of Ibaraki and Qiao Xinshu.

until--

He saw a male staff member come in and skillfully turned his "goddess" over, revealing a snow-white belly and pink buttocks... This dog looks more enjoyable than the "goddess" =

Xingxiong petrified on the spot, and was immediately stabbed in the heart.

"Hey, old Wei, did Zhuzhu bred with Huanhuan yesterday?" He heard the man ask.

Wait... wait, breeding? !Match...match!

Hoshiguma's heart was stabbed a second time!

"Yes, the mating was successful. If you are lucky, there will be a new red panda." Old Wei smiled, and then turned his eyes to him abruptly, "Huh? Why is there a polar bear in the panda garden?"

"Quickly fork it out! Don't mess with our Zhuzhu seed!"

Hoshiguma's heart was stabbed for the third time!

Afterwards, Qiao Xinshu and Ibaraki saw a group of people successfully fork out the star bear and throw it into the small ice and snow park exclusive to polar bears.

Ibaraki blinked and asked, "Do you need to pick him up?"

"I don't think so." Qiao Xinshu glanced at the pandas running happily in the garden, and said, "The young man has lost his love! Tell him to calm down."

"what?"

……

Senjujuma and Uchiha Madara came back from Japan. It is said that they had a talk of the century with manga author Kishimoto. In the end, Kishimoto, a hidden boss in the mouthpiece world, won the overall victory.

Senju Bashima came back with Kishimoto's signature and tears streaming down his face. Uchiha Madara had a stinky face, as if someone owed him 500 million.

"You useless thing!" Madara Uchiha cursed bitterly, "In the end, only your granddaughter is left in the Senju clan, but you cried like a mess just because you saw the seventh generation establish a new world!"

"Madara! Even though the last blood descendants of Senju and Uchiha are very rare, our spirit has been passed down forever! As long as there are leaves flying, there will be a will to burn forever!"

"Madara! Kishimoto is a good guy!"

Uchiha Madara had a blue vein on the top of his head, cursing a newly learned swear word "mmp" in his heart, and then slammed the door behind him.

Senshou Zhujian squatted at the door depressedly, his body covered with fresh straw mushrooms.

Ibaraki and Qiao Xinshu were coming back from the outside. The former was holding Hoshiguma in his hand, and his eyes lit up when he saw the mushroom in Senshou Bashirama.

The big monster stepped forward, grabbed a bunch of straw mushrooms from him, and excitedly said to Qiao Xinshu, "These straw mushrooms are so full of vitality! I'll make soup for you tonight!"

Qiao Xinshu: ...I'm sorry I don't have the appetite to eat mushrooms growing on people==

But Hoshiguma kicked his legs and broke free from Ibaraki's hand.Cheerfully pawing Senju Bashirama's back, he happily gnawed on the straw mushroom.

For monsters, it is natural that the anger of human beings can best make up for the loss of the body.And Senshouzhujian is like a big sun full of life, it is so attractive!

The chaos of the day passed, and when all the monsters returned to the apartment building, it was around midnight.

Qiao Xinshu tidied herself up and was lying on the bed to send her marriage notice to a few close friends. Ibaraki hugged her from behind, rubbed her hair, pressed against her face, and read WeChat with her.

"The wedding photography in the photo studio has been completed. Let's pick it up in two days." Qiao Xinshu kissed his side face lightly, and said with a smile, "By the way, have you booked the hotel yet? You don't need to rent too much car to pick up the bride. One for the ceremonial staff and one for the band, that’s about it.”

"It was ready a few days ago." Ibaraki sniffed the fragrance in her hair and smiled, "There are also Xiapin, Nacai...you are my woman, you have what others have, and you also have what others don't have." Gotta have."

"Tsk..." The corners of Qiao Xinshu's lips curled up slightly, and the love words of liberal arts students spread freely, "You are the one that no one else has, and it belongs to me alone... a treasure!"

Ibaraki's eyes immediately turned red, what he couldn't stand the most was the words of love from his woman god.It was like an addictive drug that made him lose his soul.

He bowed his head and took her red lips.

……

On the second day, Qiao Xinshu was awakened by a rapid ringtone of her mobile phone. She stretched out her hand from under the bed and grabbed the mobile phone by the bed in a daze. Only when she saw the name of the person displayed on it, her eyes widened suddenly and she fell asleep. The insect flew away at once.

Zhou Ziyu? !Call at this time...

She swiped open her cell phone and connected the call: "Hello, Fairy Zhou?!"

But what was strange was that there was a long silence on the other end of the phone, and only faint screams and gasps could be heard vaguely.Noisy footsteps came from the other end, accompanied by a woman's sharp cry, mixed with a lot of curses.

Qiao Xinshu sat up from the bed in shock, and quickly put on her underwear.Rushing into the bathroom, brushing his teeth and washing his face like a battle, even skipping breakfast, hurriedly calling Kami Ibaraki to rush out.

"Slow down, Xinshu, what's wrong with you?" Ibaraki grabbed her waist to prevent her from falling too fast.

"Quick! Ibaraki!" Qiao Xinshu tightened his arm, "Go! Take me to find Zhou Ziyu! Quick!"

Ibaraki frowned, hearing other men's names from his lover's mouth really made him a little bit apprehensive, not to mention that his lover cared so much about him.

However, he wisely didn't ask anything. He spread his demon power to look for Zhou Ziyu's breath, but soon, he opened his eyes, his face changed a bit: "It smells so strong..."

"Go!" Qiao Xinshu took advantage of Ibaraki's demon power and used enchantment to hide her tracks. "These two idiots also said that they would notify me before confessing. Why are they so sudden! If he slows down, he will probably be beaten by his parents." die!"

Ibaraki really couldn't keep up with Qiao Xinshu's words. After all, he had never paid attention to Zhou Ziyu's information, and he didn't know what the other party's orientation was.

"What confession? Why was he beaten to death by his parents?" Ibaraki was puzzled, "Don't you people dote on their children? His parents want to beat him to death?"

Qiao Xinshu shook her head: "Zhou Ziyu's affairs are different. How should I put it? Well...he likes men, and he also has a male companion."

Zhou Ziyu, do you like men?

Damn it, isn't the flying vinegar he used to eat a loss!

Ibaraki paused, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses: "This...it's nothing, I can't find a suitable female demon, and there are quite a few male demons living together, which is very common in the demon world."

"The demon world is the demon world." Qiao Xinshu felt helpless, "In our human world, especially in my country, we pay attention to the marriage of men and women, and the harmony of yin and yang. It is a taboo for men to fall in love with men..."

"A lot of people can't accept it." Qiao Xinshu said, "Among them, the parents of men are the most! If they know that their sons who have been raised for more than [-] years like men, they can really beat the children to death! In their eyes, falling in love with the same sex is a A disease."

"Zhou Ziyu seldom calls me, and he will never keep silent for a long time when he calls. I heard the scolding there..."

……

And when Qiao Xinshu actually arrived at the scene, she never expected that Zhou Ziyu's situation would turn out to be like this!

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ps: Yimulian: I want to set off a hurricane all over the world and blow all the cakes in front of me!

one year later--

Yimulian died from a toothache ==

ps: The protagonist on the last day of September can only be me [big nostrils]——

Editor: The [-]th National Congress of the Communist Party of China is coming, and your "Day Dog" has to be revised, and you can't use the sun.

Me: OK, can I change to "Sun Dog"?

Editor: Can't.

Me: OK, can I change to "Apollo Dogs"?

Editor: Can't.

Me: OK, can I change to "sundog"?

Editor: Can't.

Me: So what can I change to?

Editor: In short, all hints cannot be changed~~

I choose death ==

ps: I suddenly want to write about Superman's fanfiction? !