Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki

Mr. Ibaraki closed the "cherry mouth" tightly, and the sharp ghost teeth in the inside crushed the hot dog into pieces. The fragrant taste slid down the tongue all the way into the esophagus, and then was sent into the bottomless pit-like stomach pouch by the esophagus.The big guy licked the ketchup on his fingertips expressionlessly, his eyes flicked past the "killed" fat people, and he showed a contemptuous smile.

Heh... human beings are so useless!Not even a ten-thousandth of a monster's food!

The boss has a high snow neck, like a graceful swan, showing his own charm in all directions without dead ends.For a while, the audience gasped again and again, the sound of pressing the shutter almost drowned out the voices of the people, the flashes kept clicking and clicking, and some innocent boys even dropped their glasses in shock...

Qiao Xinshu: Compared with the real man Ibaraki, I seem to be a fake woman ==

It seems that the so-called "same sex repels, opposite sex attracts" these days are all false!Don't you see that now all men's eyes are attracted to another man? !And as a woman, she has been idle for 26 years and no one pursues her. Is it because her gender is wrong? !

hateful!Such an unreasonable world, as expected, should be destroyed (〃＞皮＜)!

In an instant, Qiao Xinshu's long-lost secondary soul was ignited, and the scene of him driving the EVA No. 21 machine into rampage mode and launching the first shock of the [-]st century appeared in his mind-stupid human beings!Accept the wrath of singles!

Clenching her fists tightly, at the moment when Qiao Xinshu couldn't control her resentment and was about to convulse, Ibaraki's cold eyes suddenly fell on her——

Facing those lacquer-like black eyes in an instant, Qiao Xinshu woke up as if she had been poured cold water on her head; it was more like a punctured ball. , she was left with a lot of embarrassment.

Uh... what was she thinking just now? The first eva machine?runaway?Destroy the world?

No!This is not her!Her second semester of middle school has passed long ago, so it is impossible to say that shameful line!

[Pretending to have amnesia] all the skills were activated, and Qiao Xinshu returned to her previous dignified appearance of a mature woman, looking back at Ibaraki with a smile on her face, and applauding along with the audience around her.

Ibaraki narrowed his eyes dangerously, and looked down at Qiao Xinshu from a few steps away from the stage. For some reason, he always felt that she was not as "gentle and magnanimous" as she appeared.

Just like the blooming flowers in the demon world, they look ordinary, but in fact, there are more twists and turns buried under the soil than anyone else.They will pretend to be harmless, and then spread their roots to engulf solitary prey.

However, as a human being, Qiao Xinshu is naturally not as cruel as the flowers in the Demon Realm.But... He was a little curious, what was this woman thinking when she was distracted from time to time?

Her eyes, expressions, and movements will all show one or two according to her thoughts, no matter how well she hides it, she can't hide it from Ibaraki's eyes.After all, he is a big demon who has lived for an unknown number of years. If he can't even see these things, then his experience will be in vain.

After thinking of some interesting stocks in his subspace, Ibaraki showed his white teeth and smiled sinisterly at Qiao Xinshu.

Big big big brother qaq!This look is too scary!

Qiao Xinshu immediately checked herself three times to see if she had offended Ibaraki in any way!

But...she provided him with food, drink, and shelter. She spoke carefully like a grandson, acted courteously and flattered like a dog's leg, and was as loyal as a eunuch's little stool. How did she offend the boss? !Could it be... is it because the boss despises the beauty of sportswear? !

Qiao Xinshu: I don't really understand the world of women's wear ==

Ibaraki Doji was silent, he clearly noticed that Qiao Xinshu had started to lose his mind again.Fingers are a little itchy, I really want to give her a chestnut to wake her up!

However, the turbulent undercurrent between the two could not affect the enthusiastic audience and the frowning organizer.When the host put on a suitable smile and came to Ibaraki, he said kindly: "Let us congratulate this winning lady with warm applause!"

There was thunderous applause, and the fanboys and girls in each live broadcast room rallied again.

The host half-bent down and stretched out his hand towards the front of the stage in a gentlemanly manner. In Qiao Xinshu's worried eyes, Ibaraki saw that human beings "respected" his identity as the ghost king, so he arrogantly gave everyone a look, Shi Shi Ran got up from his seat.

"Damn it! That's the look! Mom, Su is killing me! My Majesty the Queen, I am willing to die for you!"

"My God, that look just now! Arrogant and noble, the highest example of Yujie! I really want to give her a whip to teach me!"

"Hey... big brother upstairs, did you expose something Σ(°△°|||)︴"

"Gangzhen! That look in his eyes is amazing, it's amazing! Just now, I felt as happy as if I had been struck by lightning!"

"I said... upstairs, it's so cool to be struck by lightning?! Don't be a fool, right?"

Not to mention the explosive growth of comments in the live broadcast room, the host was also a little nervous when facing the women's bigwigs.The competition was coming to an end, he needed to complete the field and earn another round of stunts before the awards were presented.

"Excuse me, this beautiful lady, what should we call you? I can't see that you are so tall and beautiful, and you can hold two hundred hot dogs hahaha!"

The host tried his best to enliven the atmosphere, but Mr. Ibaraki couldn't understand ==

Seeing the pitch-black microphone being brought to his mouth by the host, Ibaraki opened his mouth subconsciously, and bit the microphone with a "click"... A crackling sound came clearly through the speaker, and came to Qiao Xinshu who covered his face and couldn't bear to look any more In the midst of it, it is transmitted to the ears of every viewer who is looking forward to the voice of the goddess, and it is transmitted to the ears of every netizen who is watching the live broadcast and reading comments...

The scene suddenly fell into a mysterious silence...

The petrified audience all opened their mouths and looked at the stage, only to see the cold fairy on the stage spit out the debris of the microphone twice, and muttered: "It's really unpalatable!"

Although the goddess showed a disgusted expression, she is still so beautiful (﹃)

Qiao Xinshu: Hello!You people!Is this the point!He ate the microphone!

The host couldn't hold on to his smile: "Hahaha... Ma'am, are you showing everyone a good set of teeth? It's amazing! Our teeth can actually crack the microphone hahaha!"

Everyone: Don't laugh if you don't want to laugh...

Qiao Xinshu: I suddenly feel sorry for the host ==

Ibaraki was a little impatient, looked at the mold of the pile of rmb on the billboard, and said coldly: "Don't talk nonsense, human beings, since I won, you are willing to bet and admit defeat. While I am still patient, put the pile of paper Give me."

After a series of words, everyone suddenly realized——fuck this fairy is actually from abroad!Oh my god!There are wild subtitlers on the scene... oh no, are there wild translators?I really want to know what the goddess is talking about?

Qiao Xinshu: ...so when you were all beautiful, you selectively ignored that poor microphone==

Microphone: I smell of your saliva on my body~~It’s the sadness left by you~~

The host really couldn't keep his smiling face anymore, he almost cast a distressed look at the logistics department for help, but the logistics staff looked back at him helplessly, saying that they couldn't find an interpreter.

If it's English, he can still handle one or two, but it's obvious that the lady in front of him doesn't speak English.Otherwise, she wouldn't speak her native dialect right away? !

never mind!Let yourself go!

The host showed a bewildered smile, and planned to break the jar: "I really didn't expect that this lady is an Asian from Malaysia. She came to China to find her roots, and she is also a food lover! I came to participate in the competition, it was a chance meeting!"

In the live broadcast room——

"The host is amazing! He can understand foreign languages!"

"Malaysia? The language of Malaysia should not be like this? Is there any support from the master of small languages?"

"Awesome my host! 666!"

Qiao Xinshu stared blankly at the dead fish eyes: I don't read enough, you don't want me ==

She found that the host's mouth was really powerful. If she hadn't known that he was Ibaraki Doji, she would have believed it!

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One shot into the soul draws the girl in the box o(n_n)o, and then Jiansan can’t open a feather in daily life┑(￣Д￣)┍

Poverty makes me wake up early, black face makes me offline