Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki
Chapter 15 5 Ibaraki
The onlookers gathered more and more in the small world on the stage, except for the spectators who came for the gimmick of "big stomach king", more people came because of the natural beauty of Mr. Ibaraki.
What can be the result of a group of Yan dogs, single dogs, and gourmet dogs gathering together?They all abandoned their reason and bowed down to the sweatpants of Ibaraki's "beauty", and they were all short of shouting "The goddess will last forever, and she will rule the world as soon as possible".
As for the microphone that was bitten by the beauty before... what?The beauty bit the microphone?Impossible, which manufacturer made this microphone, the quality is not up to standard and dare to send it to our goddess, the goddess bites well!
And—goddess, your little white teeth are awesome~~(﹃)
As for the embarrassing chat that the host couldn't recover from... what?Just because the language is different, we can't find a common topic!This host is really unprofessional and terrible, quickly fork him out and replace me!I guarantee that I can use rich body language to let the goddess understand my heart that can be learned from heaven and earth!
And—goddess, your impatient expression is beautiful (﹃)~~
The words "Appearance is justice" refreshed Qiao Xinshu's three views at this moment.
Seeing the host babbling words that he didn't understand, while Qiao Xinshu's "talking stone" was silent, Ibaraki Doji's irritability index, who was stuck in a language barrier, skyrocketed.
He cast his irritable eyes on Qiao Xinshu, but the latter put his hands together with a mournful face, as if praying that he would not make any trouble.Her pitiful eyes stared straight at him, and Ibaraki suddenly felt as if he had been punched in the mud with his fist, and there was no place to exert half of his strength.
Ibaraki: Forget it, for the sake of you being my best friend's woman...
However, for some reason, I feel a little angry again ==
Boss Ibaraki's mood finally stabilized by three points, and Qiao Xinshu almost knelt down to thank God.Who knows how worried she was that Ibaraki couldn't help throwing out his powerful fist, and then smashed the whole stage to pieces...
The True Women's Clothes Master Ibaraki Doji Ghost King said: As a ghost, I don't know...
"Humans, are you done yet?" Boss Ibaraki couldn't help but uttered an ultimatum, "Is it interesting to talk nonsense? Where's my spoils of war?"
The host smiled and "translated" impeccably: "Hahaha, this lady is very enthusiastic, she is saying hello to everyone - I especially like eating hot dogs, when the salty taste with meaty flavor mixed with the sweetness of bread falls into the Taste buds, it's a feast for the taste buds!"
The audience in the audience: "Wow - the goddess has good taste!"
Qiao Xinshu: ...
The staff in the logistics department gave a thumbs up: "Brother 666, this publicity is well done, the boss will give you a promotion later!"
"Stupid human beings, let me say it again for the last time. I want to take away my spoils." Ibaraki's eyes were cold, but they became more and more beautiful in the eyes of everyone. "If you don't keep your promises, today is the date of your death!"
"But compared to the original hot dog, I prefer to add delicious ketchup to the interlayer of bread." The host Bafeng translated calmly, "Especially the sauce that I just ate in the game, ketchup and peanut butter are my favourite!"
The audience in the audience: "Wow - I will buy two bottles and try it at home later!"
Qiao Xinshu: ...
The staff of the logistics department cried bitterly: "Brother, you are really 666, I will obey you without supporting the wall! You are the savior of our sales performance!"
Ibaraki Doji took a deep breath, he felt that his 80 years of "cultivation" had been held back here.This sense of powerlessness between chicken and duck is simply intoxicating!
"Humans, look clearly, that's what I want!" The boss simply pointed to the rmb on the billboard and emphasized, "Give me the thing before I get angry!"
"She said that she was attracted by our Huaxia's enthusiasm." The host seemed to be moved to tears, "And now, Huaxia's food has left the most splendid touch in her life."
"I have traveled to countless countries and eaten countless hot dogs, but no country can give me a strong sense of belonging and security like China. Even a small hot dog allows me to taste the food that comes from my mother. Accommodating and caring!"
Tears welled up in the audience's eyes: "Love me Huaxia, show off my country's prestige, and strengthen my food!"
Qiao Xinshu: ... What the hell is my food!Is it really okay to mix in like this? !
The logistics staff covered their hearts excitedly: "Brother 666! It directly raised our broken game to the height of the country!"
Fortunately, the host is a master who accepts as soon as he sees it. Just a second before Ibaraki was about to go berserk, he shouted to the backstage with emotion: "Then now! Let us present to this Chinese compatriot from Malaysia—— The most lucrative prize in this competition! May the friendship between China and neighboring countries last forever—"
Audience: "Wow - friendship lasts! I love Goddesses!"
Qiao Xinshu: ...There are too many slots and no mouths to choose to die ==
The staff of the logistics department hurriedly brought the pre-prepared prizes onto the stage one by one: the first one, a medal made of a small piece of white crystal; A check in RMB cash; the fourth is actually eight bags of delicious hot dogs ==
Qiao Xinshu: Besides hot dogs, can you have any other ideas?
Clearly, the organizers had no idea.The host smiled and stuffed a bunch of things into Ibaraki's hands. Although Ibaraki's women's clothing was so beautiful that it could compete with the sun and the moon, the poor host just wanted to send him away quickly.
No way, he really can't make it up qaq!
Boss Ibaraki took the things with a dazed expression, and when he saw Qiao Xinshu waving desperately in the audience, he just stepped off the stage in a daze.The surrounding crowd immediately divided a "broad road", just like Moses divided the Red Sea, leaving a large space for the goddess.
"Why is there no red paper?" Big Boss Ibaraki's anger rose again, "They lied to me?"
As the distance got closer, the faint sound from the translator finally reached Qiao Xinshu's ears.She tugged on Lacimu's sleeve, and quickly stabilized him: "I didn't lie to you, I gave you everything, let's talk in another place!"
Ibaraki glanced at her suspiciously, holding eight big bags of hot dogs in both hands, plus the two hundred that I ate before, now Ibaraki exudes the fragrance of hot dogs==
Although there were many onlookers, they hadn't reached the point of frantically blocking them.So, Qiao Xinshu brought Ibaraki to the door of a bank without any risk. The former let out a heavy grocery bag and let out a sigh of relief.
Qiao Xinshu shook her sore arm and said, "The check just now...is that piece of paper, yes, the one in your sportswear pocket, you can take out the money."
Ibaraki took out the check and stuffed it directly into Qiao Xinshu's hand.
"I'll buy you a mobile phone after I get the money?" Qiao Xinshu held up the mobile phone and shook it in front of his eyes. "This is it. I can't use it for translation every day, so you must have one."
Ibaraki disagrees, he has no concept of money in this world.And the big monster doesn't like to owe favors, so Qiao Xinshu gave him a peach, and he repaid it with Qiong Yao.
However, from what this woman said, it seems that she wants to use the money on him?
He has never seen this kind of practice among the humans he has encountered... Generally speaking, humans are extremely greedy creatures, even if monsters put trust in them, it is not likely that they will return anything.
After handing the check to Qiao Xinshu, Ibaraki also felt that she would take it as her own, but he never imagined that this woman still thought it was his property and decided to spend the money on him? !
"You want to buy something for me?" Ibaraki asked inexplicably, his deep black eyes began to glow with the golden color of demon pupils, "Isn't it for you?"
Qiao Xinshu frowned: "The money you earn by your ability is yours...you deserve it, don't you?"
"And..." Qiao Xinshu raised her bag and shook it, "I can't take advantage of you, you pay a lot."
Ibaraki opened his eyes slightly, but regained his composure after a moment: "Human... remember what you said today."
Let's put some trust in her...it's not difficult, is it?
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Ibaraki: No!Forget what you said today, come and take advantage of me!Come and dominate my body!
Qiao Xinshu: You can't stop taking medicine
Ibaraki grinned: Oh? !Want me not to stop? !
Qiao Xinshu: ...
What can be the result of a group of Yan dogs, single dogs, and gourmet dogs gathering together?They all abandoned their reason and bowed down to the sweatpants of Ibaraki's "beauty", and they were all short of shouting "The goddess will last forever, and she will rule the world as soon as possible".
As for the microphone that was bitten by the beauty before... what?The beauty bit the microphone?Impossible, which manufacturer made this microphone, the quality is not up to standard and dare to send it to our goddess, the goddess bites well!
And—goddess, your little white teeth are awesome~~(﹃)
As for the embarrassing chat that the host couldn't recover from... what?Just because the language is different, we can't find a common topic!This host is really unprofessional and terrible, quickly fork him out and replace me!I guarantee that I can use rich body language to let the goddess understand my heart that can be learned from heaven and earth!
And—goddess, your impatient expression is beautiful (﹃)~~
The words "Appearance is justice" refreshed Qiao Xinshu's three views at this moment.
Seeing the host babbling words that he didn't understand, while Qiao Xinshu's "talking stone" was silent, Ibaraki Doji's irritability index, who was stuck in a language barrier, skyrocketed.
He cast his irritable eyes on Qiao Xinshu, but the latter put his hands together with a mournful face, as if praying that he would not make any trouble.Her pitiful eyes stared straight at him, and Ibaraki suddenly felt as if he had been punched in the mud with his fist, and there was no place to exert half of his strength.
Ibaraki: Forget it, for the sake of you being my best friend's woman...
However, for some reason, I feel a little angry again ==
Boss Ibaraki's mood finally stabilized by three points, and Qiao Xinshu almost knelt down to thank God.Who knows how worried she was that Ibaraki couldn't help throwing out his powerful fist, and then smashed the whole stage to pieces...
The True Women's Clothes Master Ibaraki Doji Ghost King said: As a ghost, I don't know...
"Humans, are you done yet?" Boss Ibaraki couldn't help but uttered an ultimatum, "Is it interesting to talk nonsense? Where's my spoils of war?"
The host smiled and "translated" impeccably: "Hahaha, this lady is very enthusiastic, she is saying hello to everyone - I especially like eating hot dogs, when the salty taste with meaty flavor mixed with the sweetness of bread falls into the Taste buds, it's a feast for the taste buds!"
The audience in the audience: "Wow - the goddess has good taste!"
Qiao Xinshu: ...
The staff in the logistics department gave a thumbs up: "Brother 666, this publicity is well done, the boss will give you a promotion later!"
"Stupid human beings, let me say it again for the last time. I want to take away my spoils." Ibaraki's eyes were cold, but they became more and more beautiful in the eyes of everyone. "If you don't keep your promises, today is the date of your death!"
"But compared to the original hot dog, I prefer to add delicious ketchup to the interlayer of bread." The host Bafeng translated calmly, "Especially the sauce that I just ate in the game, ketchup and peanut butter are my favourite!"
The audience in the audience: "Wow - I will buy two bottles and try it at home later!"
Qiao Xinshu: ...
The staff of the logistics department cried bitterly: "Brother, you are really 666, I will obey you without supporting the wall! You are the savior of our sales performance!"
Ibaraki Doji took a deep breath, he felt that his 80 years of "cultivation" had been held back here.This sense of powerlessness between chicken and duck is simply intoxicating!
"Humans, look clearly, that's what I want!" The boss simply pointed to the rmb on the billboard and emphasized, "Give me the thing before I get angry!"
"She said that she was attracted by our Huaxia's enthusiasm." The host seemed to be moved to tears, "And now, Huaxia's food has left the most splendid touch in her life."
"I have traveled to countless countries and eaten countless hot dogs, but no country can give me a strong sense of belonging and security like China. Even a small hot dog allows me to taste the food that comes from my mother. Accommodating and caring!"
Tears welled up in the audience's eyes: "Love me Huaxia, show off my country's prestige, and strengthen my food!"
Qiao Xinshu: ... What the hell is my food!Is it really okay to mix in like this? !
The logistics staff covered their hearts excitedly: "Brother 666! It directly raised our broken game to the height of the country!"
Fortunately, the host is a master who accepts as soon as he sees it. Just a second before Ibaraki was about to go berserk, he shouted to the backstage with emotion: "Then now! Let us present to this Chinese compatriot from Malaysia—— The most lucrative prize in this competition! May the friendship between China and neighboring countries last forever—"
Audience: "Wow - friendship lasts! I love Goddesses!"
Qiao Xinshu: ...There are too many slots and no mouths to choose to die ==
The staff of the logistics department hurriedly brought the pre-prepared prizes onto the stage one by one: the first one, a medal made of a small piece of white crystal; A check in RMB cash; the fourth is actually eight bags of delicious hot dogs ==
Qiao Xinshu: Besides hot dogs, can you have any other ideas?
Clearly, the organizers had no idea.The host smiled and stuffed a bunch of things into Ibaraki's hands. Although Ibaraki's women's clothing was so beautiful that it could compete with the sun and the moon, the poor host just wanted to send him away quickly.
No way, he really can't make it up qaq!
Boss Ibaraki took the things with a dazed expression, and when he saw Qiao Xinshu waving desperately in the audience, he just stepped off the stage in a daze.The surrounding crowd immediately divided a "broad road", just like Moses divided the Red Sea, leaving a large space for the goddess.
"Why is there no red paper?" Big Boss Ibaraki's anger rose again, "They lied to me?"
As the distance got closer, the faint sound from the translator finally reached Qiao Xinshu's ears.She tugged on Lacimu's sleeve, and quickly stabilized him: "I didn't lie to you, I gave you everything, let's talk in another place!"
Ibaraki glanced at her suspiciously, holding eight big bags of hot dogs in both hands, plus the two hundred that I ate before, now Ibaraki exudes the fragrance of hot dogs==
Although there were many onlookers, they hadn't reached the point of frantically blocking them.So, Qiao Xinshu brought Ibaraki to the door of a bank without any risk. The former let out a heavy grocery bag and let out a sigh of relief.
Qiao Xinshu shook her sore arm and said, "The check just now...is that piece of paper, yes, the one in your sportswear pocket, you can take out the money."
Ibaraki took out the check and stuffed it directly into Qiao Xinshu's hand.
"I'll buy you a mobile phone after I get the money?" Qiao Xinshu held up the mobile phone and shook it in front of his eyes. "This is it. I can't use it for translation every day, so you must have one."
Ibaraki disagrees, he has no concept of money in this world.And the big monster doesn't like to owe favors, so Qiao Xinshu gave him a peach, and he repaid it with Qiong Yao.
However, from what this woman said, it seems that she wants to use the money on him?
He has never seen this kind of practice among the humans he has encountered... Generally speaking, humans are extremely greedy creatures, even if monsters put trust in them, it is not likely that they will return anything.
After handing the check to Qiao Xinshu, Ibaraki also felt that she would take it as her own, but he never imagined that this woman still thought it was his property and decided to spend the money on him? !
"You want to buy something for me?" Ibaraki asked inexplicably, his deep black eyes began to glow with the golden color of demon pupils, "Isn't it for you?"
Qiao Xinshu frowned: "The money you earn by your ability is yours...you deserve it, don't you?"
"And..." Qiao Xinshu raised her bag and shook it, "I can't take advantage of you, you pay a lot."
Ibaraki opened his eyes slightly, but regained his composure after a moment: "Human... remember what you said today."
Let's put some trust in her...it's not difficult, is it?
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Ibaraki: No!Forget what you said today, come and take advantage of me!Come and dominate my body!
Qiao Xinshu: You can't stop taking medicine
Ibaraki grinned: Oh? !Want me not to stop? !
Qiao Xinshu: ...
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