Since I met a big guy like Ibaraki
Chapter 13 3 Ibaraki
In Qiao Xinshu's one-sided cognition, the image of Ibaraki Doji will always remain in the Onmyoji app as the deep idiot who is a "brother who swallows alcohol", "monsters live forever, and friends live forever".He is willing to follow Jiuten's footsteps to heaven and earth, he can go through fire and water for Jiuten's words, he will be angry because Jiuten is obsessed with red leaves, and he will be ecstatic because Jiuten promised him a duel.
Ibaraki's madness towards Shuten largely covered up his own light source.Even when many Ibaraki fans mention Ibaraki, they will always unconsciously bring up Shuten... Shuten-douji is a fire that ignited in the life of Ibaraki-douji, and the latter is like a moth. There is no regret even if the soul dies.
In the Onmyoji forum, Qiao Xinshu still remembers a post that wrote: "How happy is the person who can be loved by Ibaraki Doji, because he is 'obsessed', so he can 'not realize' all his life! His Love is pure and hot, as warm as the sun, as strong as wine!"
She still remembers liking this post ==
No, no, now it's not a question of whether to like it or not, but——Ibaraki Doji doesn't look like a person who will carry a lot of treasure with him? !
Under the control of Ibaraki's "idiot brain" and "combat brain", how could he be interested in this kind of gold, silver and jewelry? The most important thing is where did he get so many things? !Could it be... Hey, could it be that he is Doraemon? !
The grass-mud horses in the theater roared past again, Qiao Xinshu was squeezed by the side of the stage, and when she looked up, she could see the face of the boss of Ibaraki ==
The "big stomach king" competition is in full swing, and the hot dogs on the desks of all the fat players are disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye, first fast and then slow, and gradually they become weaker.On the other hand, Mr. Ibaraki, Bafengfufu is as stable as Mount Tai, and he solves it slowly and slowly, and there is a vague tendency to catch up.
The audience who noticed this was undoubtedly even more excited. Even the camera in charge of the live broadcast shifted its focus, taking pictures of Ibaraki's appearance and the other party's elegant dining etiquette in a full 360-degree angle without any dead ends.
Many people also quietly turned on the live broadcast platform to broadcast the progress of the game elsewhere.However, the audience who entered the live broadcast room had an obvious purpose, and they came here for the "fairy"——
"My God, this woman should only exist in the sky, how can I find beauty in the world!"
"How many people, like me, came to #惊鸿一觉,今生恶恋#, the shooting angle is very bad, but the 'Hot Dog Goddess' is still beautiful and aggressive!"
"What the hell is the 'Hot Dog Goddess' upstairs! But it's quite touching when you think about it!"
"Eh? The Weibo topic I saw was #大己从世,国民妖精#. At that time, I thought that some celebrity had released a pornographic manuscript, but I couldn't get out once I entered it—it's so beautiful!"
"I came here with the scarf. I think the beauty of this goddess is really worthy of the words 'overwhelming country and city'. Now that I think about it, it makes sense for the ancient emperors to destroy the country for their beauty."
"I don't know if everyone has noticed that we all came here by looking at the scarves, and the hot topics we were looking at were not the same one. Thinking carefully, I'm afraid [scared.jpg]..."
The number of people online in the live broadcast room is constantly increasing, and the big boss Ibaraki is gnawing on hot dogs, completely unaware that he has slaughtered many hot topics on Weibo with just one bite ==
If only he had known... well, it still wouldn't change the fact that he wants a hot dog ==
"The goddess is so good at eating! But I am willing to raise her for the rest of my life! I have to feed her even if I lose everything!"
Someone in the audience resolutely shouted the slogan, Qiao Xinshu turned her head and gave him an inscrutable look, and secretly complained: What is more terrifying than going bankrupt is that you not only find out that the goddess is a man, but also that his baby is bigger than yours. Still spectacular ==
Tsuna Watanabe tears: I am not the first victim!
"I really want to ask the goddess how she takes care of herself after the competition and what brand of cosmetics she uses. This face is so tender!"
Qiao Xinshu turned her head and gave the girl a sympathetic look: the brand of cosmetics is - illusion.
"The goddess is in good shape! I want to ask her how she exercises, and it's best to be able to train to that level!"
Qiao Xinshu recalled Ibaraki's burly 1.9-meter body, muscular arms, and masculine temperament with a blank face... Then, she silently pressed the girl's face onto Ibaraki's body...
Oh leak!No!Spicy eyes!very scary!
Subconsciously raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, Qiao Xinshu showed a troubled expression, expressing her desire to leave quickly with her eyes.
However, at this moment, Ibaraki Doji seems to have turned on his mobile phone in "airplane mode", and he can't connect to Qiao Xinshu's "wifi".
Qiao Xinshu: Boss, do you only have hot dogs in your eyes?Anyway, take a look at me ==
Unfortunately, the hot dog, the goblin, grabbed Ibaraki's stomach tightly, making him addicted to appetite, unable to extricate himself, and completely conquered him in terms of taste buds, body and even spirit!
Time passed by every minute and every second, and the fat contestants were half down, and some of them stuffed hot dogs into their mouths abruptly, as if they were eating diaper, with expressions of extreme pain.
I believe that after experiencing this "big stomach king" competition, the contestants will not want to touch hot dogs for a long time.And this period of time is also included in the time limit of "providing hot dogs for one year". Obviously, the organizers are trying to save costs for themselves. After all, a person who can eat two hundred hot dogs for a meal... It costs a lot to raise. Huge!
It's a pity, what a coincidence, the organizer ran into Mr. Ibaraki ==
The last chubby man on the stage couldn't hold on any longer, he grabbed the third last hot dog with trembling hands, stared at Ibaraki with his copper bell-shaped eyes, and numbly stuffed the hot dog into his mouth, but... I can't eat it anymore!
As for Ibaraki, after noticing his gaze, he rolled his eyes, and gave him a noble and glamorous glance, but when he saw that there were three hot dogs left on his table, the boss suddenly changed his expression, winking like He cast a ecstatic little look at Pangpang.
Resentment seems to be resentment, but it is so pitiful and heartbreaking!
Fatty took a mouthful of the hot dog before he could swallow it, and was completely stunned.He just felt that the blood all over his body was rushing to his head, and after he couldn't breathe, the hot dog that was stuffed into his throat just got stuck!
"Cough, cough, cough..." The poor fat man let out an earth-shattering cough, but he, who was about to choke to death, turned his face to Mr. Ibaraki in a daze, and showed a satisfied honey smile.
The goddess smiled at me... Am I dreaming? !
Taking advantage of the enemy's slack, Boss Ibaraki picked up the last hot dog on the table, and just when everyone thought the goddess wanted to take a bite, the big boss stuffed the hot dog into his mouth freely - choose a mouthful!
Qiao Xinshu: O mouth o! ! !
Audience: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! ! !
Boss (Goddess), what about the image? !
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The geese have plucked their hair, read the comments [I don’t care, I’m a robber]
Ibaraki's madness towards Shuten largely covered up his own light source.Even when many Ibaraki fans mention Ibaraki, they will always unconsciously bring up Shuten... Shuten-douji is a fire that ignited in the life of Ibaraki-douji, and the latter is like a moth. There is no regret even if the soul dies.
In the Onmyoji forum, Qiao Xinshu still remembers a post that wrote: "How happy is the person who can be loved by Ibaraki Doji, because he is 'obsessed', so he can 'not realize' all his life! His Love is pure and hot, as warm as the sun, as strong as wine!"
She still remembers liking this post ==
No, no, now it's not a question of whether to like it or not, but——Ibaraki Doji doesn't look like a person who will carry a lot of treasure with him? !
Under the control of Ibaraki's "idiot brain" and "combat brain", how could he be interested in this kind of gold, silver and jewelry? The most important thing is where did he get so many things? !Could it be... Hey, could it be that he is Doraemon? !
The grass-mud horses in the theater roared past again, Qiao Xinshu was squeezed by the side of the stage, and when she looked up, she could see the face of the boss of Ibaraki ==
The "big stomach king" competition is in full swing, and the hot dogs on the desks of all the fat players are disappearing at a speed visible to the naked eye, first fast and then slow, and gradually they become weaker.On the other hand, Mr. Ibaraki, Bafengfufu is as stable as Mount Tai, and he solves it slowly and slowly, and there is a vague tendency to catch up.
The audience who noticed this was undoubtedly even more excited. Even the camera in charge of the live broadcast shifted its focus, taking pictures of Ibaraki's appearance and the other party's elegant dining etiquette in a full 360-degree angle without any dead ends.
Many people also quietly turned on the live broadcast platform to broadcast the progress of the game elsewhere.However, the audience who entered the live broadcast room had an obvious purpose, and they came here for the "fairy"——
"My God, this woman should only exist in the sky, how can I find beauty in the world!"
"How many people, like me, came to #惊鸿一觉,今生恶恋#, the shooting angle is very bad, but the 'Hot Dog Goddess' is still beautiful and aggressive!"
"What the hell is the 'Hot Dog Goddess' upstairs! But it's quite touching when you think about it!"
"Eh? The Weibo topic I saw was #大己从世,国民妖精#. At that time, I thought that some celebrity had released a pornographic manuscript, but I couldn't get out once I entered it—it's so beautiful!"
"I came here with the scarf. I think the beauty of this goddess is really worthy of the words 'overwhelming country and city'. Now that I think about it, it makes sense for the ancient emperors to destroy the country for their beauty."
"I don't know if everyone has noticed that we all came here by looking at the scarves, and the hot topics we were looking at were not the same one. Thinking carefully, I'm afraid [scared.jpg]..."
The number of people online in the live broadcast room is constantly increasing, and the big boss Ibaraki is gnawing on hot dogs, completely unaware that he has slaughtered many hot topics on Weibo with just one bite ==
If only he had known... well, it still wouldn't change the fact that he wants a hot dog ==
"The goddess is so good at eating! But I am willing to raise her for the rest of my life! I have to feed her even if I lose everything!"
Someone in the audience resolutely shouted the slogan, Qiao Xinshu turned her head and gave him an inscrutable look, and secretly complained: What is more terrifying than going bankrupt is that you not only find out that the goddess is a man, but also that his baby is bigger than yours. Still spectacular ==
Tsuna Watanabe tears: I am not the first victim!
"I really want to ask the goddess how she takes care of herself after the competition and what brand of cosmetics she uses. This face is so tender!"
Qiao Xinshu turned her head and gave the girl a sympathetic look: the brand of cosmetics is - illusion.
"The goddess is in good shape! I want to ask her how she exercises, and it's best to be able to train to that level!"
Qiao Xinshu recalled Ibaraki's burly 1.9-meter body, muscular arms, and masculine temperament with a blank face... Then, she silently pressed the girl's face onto Ibaraki's body...
Oh leak!No!Spicy eyes!very scary!
Subconsciously raised her hand and rubbed her eyes, Qiao Xinshu showed a troubled expression, expressing her desire to leave quickly with her eyes.
However, at this moment, Ibaraki Doji seems to have turned on his mobile phone in "airplane mode", and he can't connect to Qiao Xinshu's "wifi".
Qiao Xinshu: Boss, do you only have hot dogs in your eyes?Anyway, take a look at me ==
Unfortunately, the hot dog, the goblin, grabbed Ibaraki's stomach tightly, making him addicted to appetite, unable to extricate himself, and completely conquered him in terms of taste buds, body and even spirit!
Time passed by every minute and every second, and the fat contestants were half down, and some of them stuffed hot dogs into their mouths abruptly, as if they were eating diaper, with expressions of extreme pain.
I believe that after experiencing this "big stomach king" competition, the contestants will not want to touch hot dogs for a long time.And this period of time is also included in the time limit of "providing hot dogs for one year". Obviously, the organizers are trying to save costs for themselves. After all, a person who can eat two hundred hot dogs for a meal... It costs a lot to raise. Huge!
It's a pity, what a coincidence, the organizer ran into Mr. Ibaraki ==
The last chubby man on the stage couldn't hold on any longer, he grabbed the third last hot dog with trembling hands, stared at Ibaraki with his copper bell-shaped eyes, and numbly stuffed the hot dog into his mouth, but... I can't eat it anymore!
As for Ibaraki, after noticing his gaze, he rolled his eyes, and gave him a noble and glamorous glance, but when he saw that there were three hot dogs left on his table, the boss suddenly changed his expression, winking like He cast a ecstatic little look at Pangpang.
Resentment seems to be resentment, but it is so pitiful and heartbreaking!
Fatty took a mouthful of the hot dog before he could swallow it, and was completely stunned.He just felt that the blood all over his body was rushing to his head, and after he couldn't breathe, the hot dog that was stuffed into his throat just got stuck!
"Cough, cough, cough..." The poor fat man let out an earth-shattering cough, but he, who was about to choke to death, turned his face to Mr. Ibaraki in a daze, and showed a satisfied honey smile.
The goddess smiled at me... Am I dreaming? !
Taking advantage of the enemy's slack, Boss Ibaraki picked up the last hot dog on the table, and just when everyone thought the goddess wanted to take a bite, the big boss stuffed the hot dog into his mouth freely - choose a mouthful!
Qiao Xinshu: O mouth o! ! !
Audience: Σ(っ°Д°;) っ! ! !
Boss (Goddess), what about the image? !
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
The geese have plucked their hair, read the comments [I don’t care, I’m a robber]
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