The reborn male god forced me to practice

In 199X, at the border of a province in the northeast of China, an old lady surnamed Zhao hanged herself because she couldn't bear the mistreatment of her daughter-in-law.

According to rural rules, the old man was temporarily placed in his yard before the funeral for relatives and neighbors to pay homage.At this time, a tabby cat in the old man's house suddenly jumped over the old man's parked corpse. When it landed, the tabby cat fell down and did not move, but the old man sat up abruptly, with half a cat's face and half a human face, Catch people and bite.

The son ran out as if fleeing for his life, shouting as he ran, "Help! The corpse is a fraud!..."

——Excerpt from "English Vocabulary Recitation ([-])" Old Cat Incident①

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When Li Jue came home again, Bai Xi had already put on his clothes, and sat at the dining table with a frustrated face, stirring the seafood porridge with a spoon.

"Changed, changed back." Li Jue turned his head to one side in embarrassment.After swimming in the river more than a hundred times, he thought he had calmed down, but now when he saw Bai Xi, he remembered those two round buttocks that looked like steamed buns.

"Gululu..." my stomach growled.

I must be hungry!Li Jue grabbed a big steamed bun, stuffed it into his mouth and took a bite, his hot forehead gradually cooled down.

Bai Xi had been immersed in his Bai Niao Niao's sadness. At first, he didn't realize that Li Jue had gone home until Li Jue sat across from him.

"You're back..." Bai Xi raised her head and said something, and within a few seconds she lowered her head with white hair and pure white eyelashes, feeling powerless.

The two people who had their own concerns did not speak, there was no sound of the TV, and there was no sound of the white dog gnawing on potato chips. The room was surprisingly quiet, and the atmosphere was very unnatural.

After a long time, Li Jue, who is usually not very talkative, lost his temper and asked, "Where is the white dog?"

"A call came during the day, saying that there was something called an old cat, and called him away." Bai Xi kept stirring the seafood porridge with a spoon, logically saying that he hadn't eaten properly in a few days , his stomach should be empty, but now he doesn't feel hungry at all, and he doesn't feel like eating at all.

Old cat... Hearing this title, Li Jue immediately thought of the vicious cat demon with his eyes hanging upside down, who likes to hang around old ladies, and has very strange preferences.

The old cat can be said to be the only cat demon in the organization that cannot be determined whether it should be included in the arrest list or the execution list.

The special group household registration department is divided into five departments: registration department, management department, arrest department, aftermath department and execution department.

The registration department is the department that Li Jue and Baigou currently belong to.Responsible for the investigation and recording of special events, and the most important thing is to confirm the degree of good, evil and danger of "special groups", and assign their lists to different departments for follow-up after registration.

The Management Section is mainly responsible for helping and managing those groups who have obtained the certificates of good citizens. At present, Ling Xiao's name has been registered in the list of the Management Section.

The arrest department is the opposite department to the management department. They are responsible for arresting those who are more dangerous. If they can learn well, they will be educated.

Bai Xi has seen the aftermath department.It's the brothers and sisters who came to the house a few days ago.In fact, they and Li Jue are not from the same family, but because they are in the same organization and they are both older than Li Jue, so they are honored as senior brothers and sisters together.And what they are responsible for is: deleting the memory of the people, restoring broken buildings, coordinating the communication functions of various departments, etc. A series of tasks that can be called "wiping the ass".

And the final execution department is the most vicious and darkest department in the organization. Once it is included in the execution department list, there is only one ending—death!

To enter the Execution Section, one must have a "token" issued by the Palace of the King of Hades. With this token, even if you kill, you don't need to be eroded by karma.And the guys who can get this token are basically evil ghosts who are wronged, too hostile and cannot be reincarnated and have to be sent back to Yang from the underworld.

Therefore, the execution department is called the department of evil spirits.

The first time the old cat appeared in records was about 100 years ago. More than a hundred people have died at the hands of the old cat, but every time the old cat killed some unfilial sons, so in At the beginning of the establishment of the organization, there was a lot of controversy between the arresting department and the execution department because of who should be in charge of the old cat.

One side said that the old cat killed bad people, but he still understood good and evil in his heart, so he should be given a chance to educate him.One side thinks that people killed by the old cat are not guilty of death, and that his frequent reincarnation has destroyed the balance of yin and yang and should be executed immediately.

But the debate is arguing, the key is that the organization didn't even catch the shadow of the old cat, so it's useless to argue!

Pulling back his thoughts, Li Jue had finished eating before he knew it. He bought four steamed buns at night, and Bai Xiaoxi's bowl of porridge was muddy, but he still didn't eat a single bite.

"What's wrong with you?" Li Xiaotu, who had been embarrassed to look directly at Bai Xi, finally found out that his estrous partner was a little abnormal.He frowned and asked, "Aren't you happy?" It shouldn't be, they are all back to adults, how could they be unhappy.

Bai Xi raised her head, her hair was snow white, her eyelashes were also snow white, only the pupils in her eyes were black, and there was mist in her eyes.

Looking at him, Li Jue unconsciously thought of Xiaobaijiao's black eyes, and the cutest and cutest little tail!My heart instantly softened a bit.

"But my whole body is white, how can I get out..." Frustrated, frustrated, very frustrated.

"Hair? Just dye it black."

Bai Xi twitched, "But there are some places that can't be dyed."

Li Jue said enthusiastically, "I can also cast spells on your eyelashes to make them black."

Bai Xi pouted and lowered her head almost to the table, "It's not just hair and eyelashes, you...you don't understand..."

Li Jue really didn't understand, "What is that?"

Maybe it's because he's been working as a jiao for a long time these two days, even though Bai Xi has transformed back into a human, she still twists her body uncomfortably, "Yes... yes... it's the bottom."

Yay! ! !Bai Xi screamed in her heart, but he actually said it! ! !How embarrassing! ! !He stomped the floor hard.stomp!

Down...down?Because he was still thinking about hair and eyelashes, Li Jue's first reaction was Y hair.

White, curly hair covering the middle of the legs, protecting the important parts of the Y hair...

Hum, buzz, buzz! ! !A train roared past Li Jue's head.With a surge of blood, Li Jue's entire forehead was red, and two hot horns jumped out uncontrollably.

"That, that place is really not very easy to stain..." It is also not very convenient to cast magic.While Bai Xi lowered his head and didn't see it, Li Jue grabbed his own horns and pushed them back forcefully.

"That's right." Bai Xi grabbed the clothes with both hands, and kept rubbing her feet on the ground, "Now even the shadows of the wrinkles look white! What should I do!" I hate it, I hate it!

Wrinkled, wrinkled?Are there wrinkles in fur?So he said that the thing that turned white was not Mao Mao...it was...

Li Jue followed Bai Xi's example and lowered his head, the blood that was originally rushing up to his head rushed down this time.At the place where Li Jue's eyes were facing, there was a little friend who had finally calmed down, and in less than an hour, he raised his head vigorously.

The little bald man's head was filled with a bright Holy Spirit field.

Bai Xi's round butt, highlight!

Two white thighs under the little butt, highlight!

There is a pure white one in the middle of the white thigh, and even the shadows in the folds look white... of... of... little buddy... highlights!

That little friend used to cling to his little friend in the bathroom of the military training, separated only by a pair of pants... Highlight!highlight!High light! ! !

"Boom!" Li Jue closed the door heavily, and rushed out again, he...he needs to calm down again!But the training before adulthood, why is it so difficult! (〝▼dish▼)

The abandoned Bai Xiaoxi stared blankly at the gate...Huh?How did Li Jue leave...Could it be that he discriminates against white birds? ! QQ