The reborn male god forced me to practice

T City 22:30PM

Suburban NP Park

At this time, an hour has passed since the end of the park's opening time, and the park, which should be quiet and deserted, is not as peaceful as usual.What caused the uproar at the moment was neither the square dance of the aunts nor the nighttime BBQ of the homeless.

It was a large group of cats with green eyes!

And... a few dogs surrounded by cats...

In a circle surrounded by cats, Doberman, Golden Retriever, Dachshund, Husky, Samoyed, Alaska, Chinese Spaniel and a leading Pharaoh Hound, the eight dogs face eight directions, butt to butt Wrap around in a small circle.

Husky: "Wang, a group of wild cats with only 5 fighting power, brothers, let's go!"

Alaska: "But if there are more than 100 of them at once, it's not a combat power of 5! It's a bit difficult to deal with."

Little Dachshund: "Damn it, I haven't smelled out that among these cats is just an old cat!"

Fine dog: "Every one smells like an old cat!"

Samoyed (White Dog): "None of them!!! It's that trick again, every cat takes possession and then runs away. Damn stinky cat, can't he use another trick?! Every time This trick."

Golden Retriever: "But this trick is the most useful, isn't it? The stinky old cat must have escaped by now. I'm so mad at the dog! Don't let me catch him, if I catch him, I will bite him to death!"

Dubin: "Wow! Now we have to get rid of these hypnotized cats first."

Pharaoh Hound: "Wow! Brothers, listen to my password! 5, 4..."

The seven dogs, regardless of their size, long or short, all arched their backs, bared their fangs, and stood up their ears, waiting for the pharaoh's command to go to war!Although there are a little more cats here, they are a group of talking, super-powerful dogs. They will definitely stand out from the encirclement and demonstrate the excellent ability of dogs to surpass cats...

Pharaoh: "3, 2, 1! go!"

The seven dogs scratched their paws excitedly, and a few more almost jumped up, "Wow, woof, go!"

The pharaoh went on to say the most important second half of the sentence: "Lie down! Please touch your stomach!"

"Woof?" The seven dogs slammed on the brakes one after another, all slipped and fell to the ground, howling in disbelief, "What did you say!"

The pharaoh was on all fours, showing his belly, and waved his slender dog legs towards the dog friends, "Wow, come and lie down quickly. In my hometown, if you hurt a cat, you will be punished by shaving your eyebrows! Seriously!" Those who will be sentenced to death! Don't try to rebel against the pets of the great goddess Best!!!"

"Wow!" The Chinese fine dog twitched the pharaoh's face with its tail, "I said that imported products are unreliable! You idiot who looks like Anubis has a hair! The local dog is the strongest! Brothers, Come kill with me and kill these wild cats!"

Dogs: "..."==|||

The Chinese Spaniel with golden fur aggressively rushed into the group of cats, but was quickly overwhelmed by the cats.

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Husky yawned and lay down, "Ah, I'm sorry, we are all the 'unreliable' imported products you said."

Alaska: "Native dog, do your best!"

"Wow?!" The little dog was dumbfounded...seemingly unable to hold it anymore, he yelled at the white dog, "Cousin, cousin, come and help." We are all descendants of Xiaotiangou, you can't Don't help me!

The white dog of the Chinese and foreign mongrel squeezed between the husky and the Alaska, "Wow... I'm sorry for my distant cousin, I think I'm more western in terms of appearance. Cousin, work hard yourself! Fuck you!"

Fine dog: "..."

Rhubarb, male, golden retriever Chinese fine dog, died in the line of duty on XX, XX, at the age of five years and nine months. (fog)

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City A

Li Jue, who was forced by Bai Xi to swim in the water for a second time, did not stay in the water for long.The reason was not that his little friend cooled down quickly, but that his horn accidentally knocked a hole in the ferry boat in the river! ! !

So, the next day, the newspaper headlines in City A had the following content: Last night, a boat moored in Hanoi in the city was hit. Go to city A to investigate.

Before the morning class started, Li Jue had already heard a few words about this incident from four people in a row, which made him even want to drown himself in the river. How could he do such a stupid thing? matter?This is so contrary to common sense!

The whole incident caused Li Jue's whole brain to be in a state of shutdown, and he didn't even realize that when he helped Bai Xi use magic to cover his hair color in the morning, Bai Xi was indifferent to him and pouted all the time. .

It was a rare first time to go to school together, and Bai Xi was also at the front. Even Li Jue didn't want to stop for a minute to buy steamed buns.

Before the morning class, Bai Xi accepted Liu Yu and Lan Wangqi's "consolation after illness", and got N chocolates for dessert; in the morning, during the break, she listened to the monitor and the school committee complaining about the superb Lu Lingling's mother.

Squad leader: "Bai Xi, did you and Li Jue go to see Lu Lingling that day and print out the materials for her?"

Bai Xi: "Yes. Otherwise, how long will it take for her to copy one by one? What's the matter?"

School Committee: "You don't know, just because you printed it for her, her mother actually blamed us when we went there yesterday. She said we didn't do things properly, and asked why we didn't help her daughter print it at school and sent it to her. Her daughter has to copy until very late every day before she can rest."

Squad leader: "That's right. It's good that we sent her there specially. She also prints at the school. Does she think that the school's printer can be used casually? If she wants to print, she can't print it by herself. Why do you live in the best ward and give her the best? Good things, in the end, you don’t even want to spend the money to print them, stingy!”

The words of the class monitor and the study committee members sound a bit exaggerated, but Bai Xike, who has really met Lu's mother, knows that Lu's mother can definitely do these things.People who are stingy and pretend to be rich are the most annoying!

If it was in another class, another school, it would be fine for the students to look at such a person, but if there is a comparison between Lan Datuhao and Liu Erdai, in the eyes of others, this kind of real stingy pretending to be rich will only be regarded as suffered from disgust.

In her previous life, Lu Lingling seemed to be doing well in class, at least she had a lot more presence than Li Jue, but now... Bai Xi always felt that she would not be as comfortable as before because she had a top-notch mother.

There will be a mid-term exam tomorrow, so City No. [-] Middle School has four classes in the morning, and the students are sent back to review by themselves at noon.Liu Yu and Lan Wangqi were not the kind of people who would go home obediently, so they followed Bai Xi to his house to play video games.

The three of them bought all kinds of delicious food along the way, all of which were fried chicken and French fries that Bai Xi didn't eat much when she grew up.But now that I'm young, it's okay to go back to junk food or something!

If you are afraid of being late when you go to school in the morning, it's fine if Bai Xi doesn't wait for Li Jue.But this time, both Liu Yu and Lan Wangqi stopped, and it was a bit unreasonable for Bai Xi to drag them away with a look of unwillingness to talk to Li Jue.

"Bai Xi, what's the matter between you and Li Jue?" Liu Yu noticed the abnormality between the two.

As soon as he reminded Lan Wangqijing, he also realized that Bai Xi and Li Jue didn't seem to have spoken much this morning, "Yeah, it was fine last week, what's going on now?"

Li Jue, who had been thinking about how to report last night's mistake to his superiors all morning, was pushed and shoved by Lan Wangqi, and then he glanced at Bai Xi belatedly, "Huh?"

"Ah, your sister!" Bai Xi grabbed a steamed bun that Li Jue had already paid for and threw it at Li Jue's head.

Li Jue took it empty-handed and stuffed the steamed bun back into the plastic bag, completely confused about what happened to Bai Xi.

"Bai Xi, what are you guys..."

"He... bullied me!" Bai Xi grabbed Liu Yu's sleeve. He originally wanted to say that Li Jue discriminated against him, but he was afraid that Liu Yu and Lan Wangqi would ask him why he discriminated, so he changed his words to bullying.

"Me? Bullying you?" Li Jue pointed to himself and frowned, unable to figure it out.Did he treat Bai Xi badly? !

"You, just you, you bully me!" You discriminated against my white bird, and when you heard my white bird, you turned your head and ran away!snort!

If it was someone else, Li Jue wouldn't bother arguing at all, and he could say whatever he wanted.But facing Bai Xi, he felt that he had to make this clear, "I bullied you, and I went out all the way to buy you seaweed soup and seafood porridge? I bullied you and made you egg custard? I bullied you, let You slept in my bed when you were 'sick'?" I bullied you and made you climb on top of my head and touch my horns? !

Bai Xi felt wronged, and Li Jue felt even more wronged, and he was so wronged that he couldn't figure out why.Li Jue never treated his brother as well as he did to Bai Xi.How could he be charged with bullying Bai Xi? !

Liu Erdai bumped Lan Tuhao with his elbow, "Do you think that these two people have special romance novels and idol dramas in terms of tone and lines?"

Lan Tuhao nodded, "Well, it's just a quarrel between young couples."

"You two are just a couple!" You two are a real couple!It has been seven or eight years since I turned on the flashlight all day long!snort!Bai Xi rolled her eyes at the two of them, then returned to stare at Li Jue.

Li Jue began to think about the two words that Lan Wangqi said... um... lovers... um... If he confesses his love to Bai Xi and the relationship goes smoothly, will it be when the estrus officially begins in a few months? Can he fall down smoothly?

The second brother said that if he likes someone, he must act first, otherwise he will regret it for the rest of his life. In his current situation, is he in love with Bai Xi, or is it just a sign that the estrus is about to begin?

This question is very serious, and Li Sanshao thinks he has to think about it.

The two people who saw the quarrel stopped talking. Liu Yu, who specializes in peacemaking, stood up and performed other main functions, and said to Bai Xi, "I heard that Li Jue didn't bully you. Bai Xi, have you misunderstood something? Right. The two of you are still living together now, and you will forget about such trivial things in a few days, man, be more generous, ok?"

"That's right, Li Jue is very kind to you. Don't make trouble for no reason, Bai Xiaoxi. Hurry up and go home, otherwise the food will not taste good when it's cold."

"Why didn't he bully me! Both of you don't understand!" This is a question of a man's dignity!dignity!snort!

Liu Yu supported her forehead, if Bai Xiaoxi got stubborn, she would be very unreasonable, "Then tell me, what did he do to you?"

"He...he..." Bai Xi recalled in her mind, remembered the siu mai that Li Jue bought for him during military training, and remembered how Li Jue carefully held him when he became a jiao, feeding him, teaching him to breathe, Swimming and practicing, it seems that Li Jue really didn't bully him.But... But he just couldn't bear Li Jue's behavior of going out after listening to his speech last night.

He regarded Li Jue as a good brother, so he told Li Jue such a private matter, why did Li Jue still discriminate against him? !

snort!Bai Xi used his brain, he couldn't believe that he couldn't find a thing about Li Jue bullying him!

Finally, he remembered something!

"I remembered! You stuffed chicken-flavored dog biscuits into my mouth when I was 'sick'!" Bai Xi pointed at Li Jue angrily.

"Dog, dog biscuit?!" Lan Wangqi originally wanted to help Li Jue, but after hearing what Bai Xi said, he really couldn't open his mouth.

The corner of Liu's mouth twitched: "Li Jue, this is your fault. Although dog biscuits can be eaten by humans, but..."

Li Jue was so innocent, at that time it was obviously Bai Xi who knotted his own body, in order to untie Bai Xi's tail, he was afraid of Bai Xi's pain, so he found something for Bai Xi to bite, okay?Moreover, the dog biscuits are made of ingredients that can be eaten by humans, and there are a lot of ingredients that dogs cannot eat. To be honest, they are actually healthier than human biscuits, okay?

Besides, Bai Xi didn't eat the biscuit afterwards!

Li Jue was so depressed that he suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch Bai Xi's face and pulled it from side to side, "Obviously you said that the beef taste is not good, so I stuffed you with chicken flavor!" "Knot" too!

Bai Xi pinched him back, "You stuffed me with dog biscuits, you're right!" Don't think that you can turn into a dragon and I'm afraid of you!

willow:"……"

blue:"……"

Liu: "I was wrong, these two are not idol dramas at all, they are just two funny comparisons"

Lan: "You two are so funny, do your parents know?"

The author has something to say: Lan: You two are so funny, do your parents know?

Bai: They are all dead! QQ

Lee: It's all in the sky. (;all)

Blue: I was wrong! ! ! ! QAQ

(I really want to add the following paragraph to the text, but I’ll forget it after thinking about it...so let’s put it here~)