The reborn male god forced me to practice

In the early days of the Republic of China, a certain town.

Mrs. Cai Zhao is 79 years old and has reached the end of her life. The descendants put on shrouds for Mrs. Cai and please sit on the bamboo couch in the lobby.But for two days in a row, Cai Zhao was so angry that he couldn't take a drop of rice, but he just couldn't swallow his last breath. Madam, tentatively asked: "Sister, is there anyone else you want to meet?"

Cai Zhaoshi clucked a few times, and kept looking at the small courtyard where she usually lived.

"Is there anything in that room?" asked the uncle.

Cai Zhao's eldest son replied, "There is a civet cat that my mother has raised for many years."

The uncle said, "Well, tie it up, don't let it out."

There has been a saying in their area since ancient times that people should never see animals like cats or dogs before they die. Animals stop their breath, and they will take away the breath of the dying person.People live with one breath, and if the breath is gone, life is gone.

The family made up their minds not to let the civet cat see Cai Zhaoshi, but Cai Zhaoshi couldn't bear it, and couldn't swallow his last breath.In the end, my uncle had no choice but to have the civet cat tied by the neck, and asked someone to lead the civet cat for a walk outside the lobby.

Cai Zhaoshi glanced at it from a distance, and finally closed her eyes quietly, and there was a lot of crying in the lobby.The person holding the civet cat was also affected by the grief and didn't hold back for a moment, and the civet cat flew to Cai Zhaoshi's face as soon as he loosened his hand.

Not long after, Cai Zhaoshi sat up straight.

A person who is about to die is called suffocation by cats and dogs, but a dead person is not called suffocation by cats and dogs. It is called corpse fraud.

——Excerpt from "English Vocabulary Recitation ([-])" Old Cat Incident①

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After school was over in the afternoon, Li Jue stayed at the school until seven or eight o'clock and waited for all the teachers to leave. Then he sneaked into the teaching building, opened the midterm exam papers, and recorded them one by one with jade slips.

Li Xiaotu did this kind of thing from the first grade of elementary school at the age of six until he entered high school at the age of 15, which can be said to be very handy. Within 10 minutes, he successfully stole all the test questions of the eight subjects. On the way home, Li Jue bought four steamed buns and two bowls of seafood porridge.

He thought that the white dog would be honest and obedient, watching TV while eating snacks at home, and taking care of Xiaolong by the way.But what Li Jue didn't expect was that when he opened the door, the white dog disappeared, and there was a naked Bai Xiaoxi lying on the sofa...

There is no tail, but there are two small round buttocks that look like steamed buns... a large piece of white flowers, the eyes are going to be blinded!

Li Jue's blood surged, and he suddenly remembered the scene in the bathroom during the military training. He covered his face and turned his back, took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the second contact in the address book.

"Hello?" Li Yi, who was far away on the other side of Huaguo, answered the phone.

"Second brother..." Li Jue took a deep breath, his voice became hoarse than usual, "I have a question."

"Ah Jiao, what's the matter?" Li Yi dishonestly scratched the red fox's soft belly.

"What would happen if I had sex with someone before the adult estrus period?" Li Jue unconsciously shed a tear in his left eye, and a sad premonition filled his heart.

"Ding Ding will not grow up, no matter if you do it yourself or with someone else." Li Yi blinked his eyes.

"..." Li Jue didn't speak, but his expression has changed from his usual (; 一_一) to (〝▼皮▼)

"What's the matter? Ah Jiao, who have you taken a fancy to recently? Do you have a beautiful big tail?" Li Yi inquired with a gossiping smile on his face.

"No, nothing. I'll just ask." Li Jue shook his head.

After hanging up the phone, Li Sanshao looked back at Bai Xi's steamed bun-shaped butt sadly, put down his schoolbag and food, closed the door and rushed out. The whole person teleported to the largest river in City A, transformed into a dragon, Tossed and tossed.

It's scary that Ding Ding doesn't grow up or anything! ! ! ! (〝▼dish▼)

Li Jue rushed to the southernmost point in Hanoi, city A, and rushed back to the northernmost part in seconds.

The red fox, who was thousands of miles away, poked Li Ertu who had just hung up the phone, and asked curiously, "Is it really not going to grow up?"

"Really!" Li Yi held his face and put on a very serious expression towards his daughter-in-law, but it changed into a treacherous lewd smile in less than a second, "But that's for Long Xing, Even if the doll is made first, it won't have any effect!"

"I think what your brother is asking must be in human form." The fox habitually narrowed his eyes and looked at Li Yi contemptuously, "Are you really half-human-dragon, not human-fox? Why do I always feel that you are more important than me?" fox?"

"This is called marrying a fox and following the fox!" Li Yi rushed over and buried his head on the soft white hair on the red fox's chest, rubbing it coquettishly, "Wife, please praise me~"

"Your cousin!" Beat!

"I don't have a cousin!" Continue rubbing.

So, Li Jue made a wrong call at all!How can you ask the unscrupulous Li Ertu about such a major life matter?You should consult the prudent Li Dabald!

But... Li Datu is concentrating on incubating eggs with his wife in the fairy cave.Something like a phone that produces radiation was never brought into the fairy cave. Even if it was brought in, it would only be reminded by voice that "the user you dialed is not within the calling range".

Bai Xi, who was completely unaware of the above series of events, woke up shivering because of the cold wind when Li Jue closed the door.

Stretching, Bai Xi raised her hand and rubbed her eyes...Huh?hand!

It took two seconds to gather his mind, and another three seconds to confirm. In the sixth second, Bai Xi suddenly jumped up from the sofa... He stepped on the bag of potato chips and fell to the ground.

"Aww~" The fall was a bit heavy this time, Bai Xi covered her tailbone, frowned and yelled twice.But the joy in his heart quickly suppressed the pain.

Bai Xi got up and touched her fair face, looked at her fair feet, her fair hands, and her fair little bird...

The wind tonight is destined to be so noisy.

When Li Jue went crazy because of his penis in the river, Bai Xi was going crazy because of his penis.

"Ahhhhhh!!!" Why did my bird turn white too! ! ! !This unscientific! ! !I would rather have the fleshy pink color of the shy person before!Give it back to me! (/Д)/The author has something to say: The opening paragraph of this chapter is adapted from the incident of an old lady with a cat face in Harbin, Douban...

I've been a little busy lately...so less...

Speaking of which, why do I always feel that this is still the rhythm of the daily chapter... No way! ! !I want to tell a story!

Bai Xiaoxi, why are you acting cute all the time! !

Li Ajiao is the gong, why do you want to come out and act cute!

Erbal, take your fox back quickly! ! ! !

Why do you all have to appear in my brain together! ! ! !My original plan was not like this! ! ! !

Bai Xi: I don't want to be cute either!Obviously it was you who killed me!Get my bird back soon.

Li Jue: May I say, actually, I don't like swimming?Can I just press on it? (;all)

Li Yi: Do you think I am willing to bring my wife out to show you?snort!Wife, let's go home!

Fox: I have a question. As the "second sister-in-law", why do I still have no name like Senior Brother A and Senior Sister B...

Uncle Corpse: ...This question, um... is difficult!