Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

"There is a shopping center in front, the first floor is a KTV, and the third floor is a movie theater," Yu Fengjing held Wang Xiaoming, who was munching on a cheese croissant, with one hand, and pointed to a rather large building in front of him with one hand. Wang Xiaoming scanned it slightly. After a glance, I found that there is a lot of people here, most of them are young and beautifully dressed young people, "A lot of people in our school will come here to sing K and watch movies. I have been here a few times before, and the class people above."

When he heard Yu Fengjing say that he came here before, Wang Xiaoming's ears perked up, and he was about to ask who he came with, but when he heard Yu Fengjing said that he came with people in his class, he felt relieved and secretly A sigh of relief.

"Let's go." Yu Fengjing touched Wang Xiaoming's furry head, watching Wang Xiaoming hurriedly put the croissant into his mouth like a hamster hoarding food, puffed out his cheeks and threw the paper bag into the trash can beside him. He couldn't help poking Wang Xiaoming's bulging cheeks, and then Wang Xiaoming gave him a hard look.

"...so stupid." Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and commented.

"Hmph, you're stupid, quick elbow quick elbow!" Wang Xiaoming said vaguely while biting the horns in his mouth.

Although it is not the weekend, but because there are several universities nearby, college students have relatively free time to go to class, so many young people still come to the supermarket.

These young people were in twos and threes, and many of them were lovers. Wang Xiaoming looked at those couples who were holding hands, and sighed how open the young people are nowadays, while being led by Yu Fengjing to the cinema on the third floor.

On one side of the movie theater is the ticket counter, and on the other side is the screening hall. Many people are entering the screening hall with movie tickets, and many people are waiting to buy tickets at the ticket counter. Of course, many people look up at the screen above to discuss what to watch. What kind of movie is good? Yu Fengjing glanced at the few movies shown today, and then asked Wang Xiaoming: "What do you want to watch?"

There are no international blockbusters in the movies shown on this day. Several movies are not very well-known movies. Even the leading actor Wang Xiaoming doesn’t recognize a few of them. A spy movie that you can tell what you are doing just by the name, and a thriller movie that is not so scary just by the name.

Wang Xiaoming tilted his head and thought for a long time, then pointed to the thriller: "Watch this!"

"Made in China," Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows, "...it shouldn't be too scary."

"...others seem more boring." Wang Xiaoming glanced at the literary romance movie, "I will definitely fall asleep watching that kind of movie..."

Yu Fengjing sighed and said, "Okay, but this horror movie will have to wait for more than an hour before the first show today, we have to wait for a long time." Would he say that he originally planned to take Wang Xiaoming to watch a romance movie?

"Then wait," Wang Xiaoming said nonchalantly. He looked at the place beside the ticket counter that sells popcorn and the like, "Let's wait while eating popcorn!"

Yu Fengjing glanced at him helplessly, and said, "Okay, I'll buy the tickets first and then the popcorn, you can wait for me over there." He pointed to the chairs on one side, where there were many people waiting for the movie to start , Wang Xiaoming nodded, walked over and sat down, and even stretched his legs to occupy a seat for Yu Fengjing.

Wang Xiaoming looked up at Yu Fengjing's slender and handsome back when he was queuing, and while happily thinking about how handsome my male god Zuosu is, he took out his mobile phone to play. He first logged in to Weibo and saw the message of wishing Jing that he posted this morning. Happy birthday to Fengyu and the Weibo with the link to the "Mengguiling" live video B station has already had hundreds of comments, and I feel satisfied and happy.

Open the comments below to see, most of them are wishing Jingyu a happy birthday, wishing Jingyu and Lao Wang a good relationship for a hundred years...

Wang Xiaoming was satisfied after watching it, and then he followed the link and clicked into the live video of "Mengguiling", intending to see what the bullet screeners have posted.

The plot of the game "Ghost Ridge" is quite long, and it would take several hours to complete the entire plot even if you don't take a detour, so Yu Fengjing divided it into several Ps and made a series of videos. The beginning and the end are quite exquisite, watching the unique sense of sight of a blockbuster, Wang Xiaoming can't wait to kneel down and hold Yu Fengjing's thigh once after watching it, shouting, male god, you are so tired!

Sure enough, as Wang Xiaoming expected, at the beginning of the video, he wished the male god a happy birthday. Although these barrages were not for Wang Xiaoming, Wang Xiaoming also felt a sense of honor.

...But of course, there is also a sense of crisis with countless rivals in love!

A wave of rivals is approaching! ! !

When Yu Fengjing's voice sounded in the video, the bullet screen suddenly exploded. Seeing a wave of bullet screens professing to Yu Fengjing that he wanted to give birth to Yu Fengjing's child, Wang Xiaoming snorted silently, thinking that the male god doesn't want you to He is having a baby!

After humming, Wang Xiaoming silently sent a barrage - I want to give birth to you, male god! (╯3╰)

Soon, this barrage was submerged in [Male God, I want to give birth to you! 】【Male god, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! 】【Male god, I want to give you a monkey baby! 】【Male god, I want to give you a zoo! 】Among the colorful barrage...

"What are you looking at?" At this moment, Yu Fengjing walked over with a small bucket of popcorn and two glasses of Coke. He handed the popcorn to Wang Xiaoming and sat down by himself.

Wang Xiaoming snorted and said, "Look at the barrage, there are so many girls who are going to give birth to you today, look, the girls who are going to give birth to you can circle the world seven times..."

Yu Fengjing glanced at Wang Xiaoming's phone screen with a smile, and said, "So you're jealous?"

"Hmph, I also have a girl who wants to give birth to me! I'll look for it..." Wang Xiaoming frowned and started looking for the barrage, but he couldn't find it. It happened that Yu Fengjing stuffed a popcorn into his mouth, and he bowed his head aggrieved Bite Yu Fengjing's finger.

Yu Fengjing didn't retract his fingers, but watched Wang Xiaoming grind his teeth with his fingers, and said with a low smile, "Are you a puppy?"

Wang Xiaoming bit his finger and said vaguely: "I heard that dogs like to eat Xiang, are you Xiang?"

Yu Fengjing laughed, pulled his finger out of Wang Xiaoming's mouth, and pinched Wang Xiaoming's face.

So the two leaned together and watched videos while eating popcorn. Wang Xiaoming gave half of the earphones to Yu Fengjing. On his lap, when he raised his hand to take popcorn, he inadvertently heard a little loli passing by him say crisply: "Ma Ma, those two Gege are so strange~!"

Wang Xiaoming looked up in a daze, and saw a cute little loli biting her fingers and looking at him and Yu Fengjing, her chubby face was full of confusion and confusion, a young woman next to the little loli immediately looked Embarrassed, he squatted down and picked up the little loli and walked away.

Wang Xiaoming froze and felt bad all over... He silently glanced at Yu Fengjing, but saw Yu Fengjing watching the video with a serious expression, with a serious and handsome side face, Wang Xiaoming looked at it, a little fluttering, originally wanted to move away silently The butt was reluctant to move away again, he thought for a while, never mind, they were dating anyway!Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming poked his head again, and watched the video seriously with Yu Fengjing.

At this time, the live broadcast is proceeding to the story of the little loli on the bus turning around. Because he has been frightened once, Wang Xiaoming is very calm. Instead, he is still looking forward to seeing the frightened barrage gentlemen. Sure enough—— —

High energy warning ahead!Non-combatants please leave quickly!

Fuck!Even with Mr. Gao Neng, I was still scared to pee!

In the future, seeing loli will have psychological shadows!

No matter how many times you watch it, you will be scared to pee, it's too permeating!

I was so scared that I ate my screen!

However, apart from the barrage gentlemen who were scared to pee, there are also such——

Front voice control benefits ~ please pay attention to turn up the volume ~

Pharaoh screamed and panted!Paused successfully!

The front can be played in a loop→

Decided to record this passage as the wake-up ringtone!

←Are you serious about recording Pharaoh’s panting as a wake-up ringtone?Be careful to be caught by JC Shushu!

Pharaoh, don't cry!Stormstorm is by your side!Hurry up!

etc!Did Jing Yu and Lao Wang record live together in reality?It's unscientific that Jingyu Dada is not hard!

……

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but look up at Yu Fengjing, but Yu Fengjing also looked at him with a half-smile.

Wang Xiaoming remembered that he was sitting on Yu Fengjing with his bare white thighs on the day of recording the video. He couldn't help feeling a little embarrassed. He looked away and looked at the floor. The marble floor of this movie theater is so beautiful...

"Actually," Yu Fengjing said with a light smile, "That day... I was hard..."

Wang Xiaoming turned his head uncomfortably, feeling a little hot in his ears, especially when the two of them were so close together. When Yu Fengjing spoke, his warm breath almost made Wang Xiaoming burn up.

"You're still sitting on me with your thighs bare," Yu Fengjing sighed, "It's a shame I can bear it..."

Wang Xiaoming blushed so hard that he was about to explode. He tried hard to focus on those bullet screens, but he couldn't concentrate. Hard, hard, hard, hard..."

"But then you fell asleep, so I held back," Yu Fengjing said with a light smile, "A gentleman can't take advantage of others, can he?"

...so presumably something as philosophical as the dream he had that night would have happened if he hadn't fallen asleep that day?

Wang Xiaoming made up his mind and felt that the whole person was philosophical.

Without waiting for Yu Fengjing to say anything to tease him, he immediately jumped up like his ass was on fire, and said in a panic: "It's time, the movie is about to start..." After saying that, he held the remaining half The bucket of popcorn rushed into the auditorium...then Yu Fengjing grabbed the collar of his clothes.

"This way, you're going in the wrong direction." Yu Fengjing said helplessly.

Wang Xiaoming followed Yu Fengjing with his head down, and walked into the screening room like a little daughter-in-law.

At this time, there are still about ten minutes before the movie screening, but there are not many people in the screening hall at all. Except for a few people in the front row and in the middle, most of the seats are empty.

"The seat I chose is in the last row," Yu Fengjing said to Wang Xiaoming, and he pointed to the position in the middle and last row, "...doesn't it make you feel like you're on top of the world?"

Wang Xiaoming snorted: "How old are you, and still so childish... What are you doing after sitting like this, I can hardly see the screen clearly."

Yu Fengjing smiled slightly: "Anyway, I didn't really come to see the movie."

Wang Xiaoming went in and sat down. As soon as he sat down, he started eating popcorn again. Yu Fengjing sat down beside him, looked at him funny and asked, "Is this popcorn so delicious?"

"...Itchy mouth." Wang Xiaoming thought silently, he was afraid that Yu Fengjing was a drunkard who didn't care about drinking, and if he suddenly played hooligans later, such as pressing him for a kiss or something... He stuffed popcorn into his mouth desperately , I thought that if Yu Fengjing could kiss like this, he would only be able to kiss his mouth full of popcorn.

Yu Fengjing propped his chin up and watched Wang Xiaoming's cheeks bulging like a hoarding hamster, his eyes rolling around, he was so cute, he really wanted to push him into his arms and kiss him.

Soon, the movie was about to start, the seats in the screening hall were still empty, there were hardly any people, the closest to Yu Fengjing and Wang Xiaoming was a couple who looked like college students, greasy and crooked with conjoined twins It seems that one can tell at a glance that going to a movie must be a ulterior motive.

Sure enough, as soon as the movie started, the couple hugged and kissed as if there was no one around.

While eating popcorn, Wang Xiaoming said vaguely: "Young people nowadays, the world is really declining..." Before he could finish speaking, Yu Fengjing grabbed his chin and broke it, and kissed him.

Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and he felt Yu Fengjing's tongue pry open the gap between his teeth, the tip of his tongue rolled, and he swept a few popcorns away, then he raised his head and said with a low smile: "This popcorn is really sweet. "

"...What are you trying to grab from me!" Wang Xiaoming looked around with a guilty conscience, and he was secretly relieved to find that he and Yu Fengjing were the only ones in this entire row.

"But I think the one in your mouth is very sweet." Yu Fengjing said seriously.

Wang Xiaoming raised his hand and beat Yu Fengjing, and said angrily in a low voice, "Watch the movie seriously, don't play hooligans!"

He doesn't mind Yu Fengjing playing hooligans, but this is a public place!In case someone finds out, it must be the rhythm of Weibo headlines!Wait, he suddenly discovered that Yu Fengjing seemed to be playing hooligans in public every time... Did Yu Fengjing suffer from some strange incurable disease?

Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming suddenly became serious. He lowered his voice and said to Yu Fengjing, "Did you suffer from some strange disease? The symptoms are that you are easily excited in public?"

Yu Fengjing paused, glanced at Wang Xiaoming with a half-smile, and said, "Yes..."

Wang Xiaoming was in a bad mood all of a sudden, and he couldn't pull back his thoughts like a galloping horse, and even made up his mind to post a post on the forum asking for help, "Help!My boyfriend likes to get excited in public what to do!Wait online!urgent! "... when I heard Yu Fengjing chuckle and say: "I have a disease, the symptom is that I get excited every time I see you..."

"This disease will probably never be cured, and it will be like this for the rest of my life...so you have to be responsible."

Wang Xiaoming looked at Yu Fengjing who was playing hooligan with a serious face in front of him, and said silently: "...God, you forgot to take your medicine again, remember to take your medicine on time, and don't give up the treatment!"