Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Yu Fengjing chuckled lightly and said, "I'm sick, do you have medicine?"

Wang Xiaoming silently patted his face away, and said seriously: "The movie has started, watch it honestly!"

Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and didn't say anything else, but judging from his expression, it was obvious that he didn't have much expectation for this movie.

It’s been a long time since Wang Xiaoming sat in a movie theater and watched a movie. It was a bit fresh at the beginning. He stared at the big screen while stuffing popcorn into his mouth. After watching it for more than ten minutes, he began to feel bored, because this movie is really It's so boring...

The other people who were watching the movie obviously had the same thoughts as Wang Xiaoming. The couple sitting in front of them watched the movie for a few minutes, then hugged and gnawed tiredly... Of course, it may also be because they were already drunk. Weng doesn't mean wine.

The plot of this movie is really boring, pretending to be scary but not scary at all, even Wang Xiaoming, who is so timid, is so bored that he just wants to sleep after watching it for a few times, plus he got up early today, Wave after wave of drowsiness came to his heart, he drowsily swallowed a few popcorns in his mouth, leaned his head on Yu Fengjing's shoulder, and fell asleep.

But before Wang Xiaoming fell asleep completely, he felt Yu Fengjing's hand slid into his clothes restlessly, grabbing the itchy flesh around his waist. Wang Xiaoming wanted to slap Yu Fengjing's hand away in half-dream and half-awake, but instead Yu Fengjing's hand slipped into a deeper place, and when Yu Fengjing's hand was about to penetrate into Wang Xiaoming's pants, Wang Xiaoming woke up instantly, sat up straight and pressed Yu Fengjing's hand.

"You... what are you doing!" The movie theater was very quiet, except for the exaggerated sound effects deliberately created to create horror in the movie, there were almost no other sounds. Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to speak loudly, so he could only lower his voice and stare. Look at it with Yu Fengjing.

Yu Fengjing's face was still handsome even under the half-darkness of the movie theater, he raised his eyebrows and said with a low smile, "I'm opening my birthday present..."

"What, what birthday gift?" Wang Xiaoming stared blankly.

"Today is my birthday present, where's my present?" Yu Fengjing smiled, pursing his lips.

"...Didn't you agree to use the live broadcast as a birthday gift?" Wang Xiaoming said while biting his lip. In fact, he was very guilty, because most of the live broadcast was contributed by Yu Fengjing, and he was just making soy sauce... Strictly In other words, the live broadcast was done by Yu Fengjing himself.

Sure enough, Yu Fengjing chuckled lightly and said, "But I did the live broadcast by myself, even if it was a birthday congratulations, it was given to myself by myself... What's more, you fell asleep halfway through the live recording, you touch it Conscience says this is your birthday present to me?"

Wang Xiaoming looked away guiltily, and said in a low voice, "Then I'll give you something else... What do you need?"

"I don't lack anything," Yu Fengjing said slowly, "...the only thing I lack is a daughter-in-law."

Wang Xiaoming was almost choked into his trachea by himself. Before he could say anything, he heard Yu Fengjing say: "...So, you pack yourself up and give it to me as a birthday present."

Wang Xiaoming blushed, and began to imagining that he was wearing a pink apron with a bow on his forehead, and said to Yu Fengjing who came back from work: "Master, today is your birthday, happy birthday~ I've already put the toilet in the bathtub for you." Hot water, food is on the table, do you want to take a bath first, eat first, or eat me first?"

... What the hell is this? Get out of my brain!

Looking at Wang Xiaoming's blushing face, Yu Fengjing felt that the cuteness in his heart had been properly poked. He poked Wang Xiaoming's cheek with a few popcorns in his mouth, and Wang Xiaoming stared angrily.

Wang Xiaoming swallowed the few popcorns in his mouth with difficulty, turned his head to look at the couple sitting in front of them, the couple had been kissing each other for a long time, it was simply immoral, the world was getting worse... ... He was complaining, when Yu Fengjing broke his chin and gagged him for a kiss.

"...I'm going to start unwrapping my birthday present." Yu Fengjing said with a low smile.

"Damn it," Wang Xiaoming stretched out his hand to push Yu Fengjing's chin away, and looked around guiltily, "...This is a public place, so be careful about the influence." But there are too few people in the cinema, and the basic Not many, these people are either looking down and playing with their mobile phones, or they are hypnotized by the boring plot. There are often people looking around, and the couple sitting in front of them probably don't dare to kiss so blatantly.

"So...if it's not a public place, you can open the present?" Yu Fengjing asked seriously.

Wang Xiaoming paused, snorted and said, "Don't catch the loopholes in my words, I'm a novel writer, you can't beat me!"

"Then I'll take it off now." Yu Fengjing said so naturally, while poking his hand in from under Wang Xiaoming's clothes. Now that the weather is a bit cold, as soon as Yu Fengjing's hand touches Wang Xiaoming's warm belly, Wang Xiaoming immediately feels There was a hint of coolness.

Wang Xiaoming twisted a bit, trying to shake Yu Fengjing's hand away, but how could Yu Fengjing let it go so easily, he chuckled and looked at Wang Xiaoming like a kitten struggling desperately in the palm of someone's hand, while stroking Wang Xiaoming The warm belly under the clothes pinched the soft flesh of his little belly and poked Wang Xiaoming's round belly button.

Wang Xiaoming's belly button has been sensitive since he was a child, and when he was poked by Yu Fengjing, he immediately struggled again, his face flushed from holding back, Yu Fengjing poked Wang Xiaoming's belly button again as if it was very amusing seeing Wang Xiaoming's reaction was so intense.

Wang Xiaoming was ashamed and angry, anyway, he was not as strong as Yu Fengjing, and he was not young enough, anyway, no matter how he struggled, he would be suppressed, so he just lay down on the chair and pretended to be dead with his eyes closed.

Anyway, he didn't believe that Yu Fengjing would really do anything to him in public, at most it was just for fun... Wang Xiaoming was not afraid at all.

Yu Fengjing smiled and lowered his head and kissed Wang Xiaoming's eyelids. Looking at Wang Xiaoming's trembling eyelashes, which were thick and long, he was curious for a while, and reached out and touched Wang Xiaoming's eyelashes lightly, feeling the lashes of Wang Xiaoming's eyelashes. Scratching the palm of his hand like a small brush is like being scratched by a small feather in the bottom of his heart, numb.Suddenly, Yu Fengjing felt a sense of happiness and satisfaction surge up.

Very satisfied, as if this person has all belonged to him.

Yu Fengjing lowered his head, and bit Wang Xiaobai's fair face, as if to verify what he had in mind, he left his mark with force.

Wang Xiaoming opened his eyes, stared at Yu Fengjing in disbelief, and said in a slightly aggrieved tone, "You, you actually bit me...you bit me..." He covered the place on his face where Yu Fengjing had bitten him, feeling that there seemed to be a Dented teeth marks, eyes widened.

Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "How about you bite it back?" As he spoke, he brought his face closer and asked Wang Xiaoming to choose a good place to bite.

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, and swept Yu Fengjing's face two or three times, as if he was looking for a place to start his mouth. After searching a few times, he leaned towards his face suddenly, and was about to leave a circle of "blush" on Yu Fengjing's cheek. ", but at the next moment Yu Fengjing suddenly turned his head, and Wang Xiaoming's mouth fell on Yu Fengjing's lips.

"So enthusiastic..." Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows and said softly.

"...You're cheating!" Wang Xiaoming snorted, pursing his lips, unhappy.

"Okay, I'll sit still, you can bite whatever you want." Yu Fengjing shrugged, and even closed his eyes, as if he was going to let Wang Xiaoming bite somewhere.

Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, stretched his neck, and bit the bump on Yu Fengjing's neck hard.

A person's Adam's apple has always been a deadly place. If he uses enough force, it can even cause death. Although Wang Xiaoming's mouth is heavy, he dare not use too much force. Although Wang Xiaoming doesn't think his mouth can kill Yu Fengjing, he still I didn't dare to use force, so at the end of this bite, it had turned into a very light lick and bite.

Yu Fengjing opened his eyes and saw Wang Xiaoming's furry head. He swallowed lightly and felt the tip of Wang Xiaoming's tongue tremble. Between the bones, especially the three inches of the lower abdomen...

Wang Xiaoming bit Yu Fengjing a few bites, and felt that Yu Fengjing didn't respond at all, it was so boring, just when he was about to sit back and watch a movie, Yu Fengjing pulled him over with one hand and pressed it on his thigh, Wang Xiaoming had no choice but to sit astride On Yu Fengjing's thigh, his eyes were still a little dull.

"Did you do it on purpose..." Yu Fengjing asked Wang Xiaoming helplessly, and sighed when he saw Wang Xiaoming's cute expression.

Wang Xiaoming looked down at Yu Fengjing's trousers, blushed and said, "How do I know you, you will do that when your Adam's apple is bitten..." Anyway, he doesn't know how...Of course, he hasn't practiced it either.But he couldn't figure it out, Adam's apple wasn't a point of excitement.

"It's not that your Adam's apple will harden if you bite it," Yu Fengjing said seriously, "...it's that your Adam's apple will harden if you bite it."

Wang Xiaoming was speechless: "..." Is there a difference?

...Uh, the subject is different?

Yu Fengjing smiled lowly and said, "Don't you write novels? You should know a lot of strange common sense, right?"

Wang Xiaoming shrank back silently, trying to escape from Yu Fengjing's thigh, but was held back by Yu Fengjing. Yu Fengjing said with a light smile: "You should know that there are many large and ferocious animals. When mating, one party will bite the other's thigh The neck, to prevent the other party from being able to kill the other party at any time when they don't cooperate, right?"

"...So what?" Wang Xiaoming said dazedly.

"So the Adam's apple is very important," Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows, and said, "You can't bite it casually, it means you want to mate with me..."

"Oh, so that's how it is..." Wang Xiaoming paused, before realizing, "...that's weird! Who wants to mate with you!"

Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming silently, his eyes hurt a little.

Wang Xiaoming was a little guilty when he looked at him, Yu Fengjing lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes trembled slightly: "Why are we all together, I always have feelings for you, and you always refuse?"

"Uh..." Wang Xiaoming looked up at the ceiling, the ceiling of the movie theater is so beautiful...

"Although I know that you don't like me as much as I like you," Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming deeply, his gaze was like a cold lake, "...but I will try my best to make you like me a little more."

Wang Xiaoming's heart was softened by Yu Fengjing's look, he stammered and said: "No, no, I like you very much too, but this appearance in public...is not a good influence."

"Then what if it's not a public place?" Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming quietly.

Wang Xiaoming's heart trembled when he saw Yu Fengjing's gaze, he silently bit his lower lip and said, "...you can think about it."

Yu Fengjing smiled lightly and said, "But now I'm like this, so you can help me too."

Wang Xiaoming's eyes widened, and he said guiltily, "There are so many people, how can this be possible!"

"It's okay, you can use your hands," Yu Fengjing said with a low smile, "I won't make a sound..."

In short, next, Wang Xiaoming was forced to help Yu Fengjing with his hands like this and that, and that and that, and that and that, and then Yu Fengjing finally felt comfortable, and Wang Xiaoming's hands were sore.

Yu Fengjing closed his eyes and waited for a long time before opening them. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Wang Xiaoming whose face was redder than his. He shrank back a bit, and the next moment, Yu Fengjing grabbed Wang Xiaoming's hand. Wang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and saw Yu Fengjing take out a tissue and carefully wipe some suspicious marks on Wang Xiaoming's fingers.

Wang Xiaoming silently watched Yu Fengjing unzip half of his trousers and exposed a small half of his black underwear, silently thinking... If the black underwear is dirty, it must be very obvious...

After Yu Fengjing finished wiping his hands, Wang Xiaoming didn't dare to stay in the movie theater with Yu Fengjing anymore. Although no one noticed them at all just now, Wang Xiaoming still had a sense of guilt that people would find out at any time. It didn't look good, so Wang Xiaoming simply dragged Yu Fengjing away.

The moment he walked out of the movie theater, Wang Xiaoming felt the sun shining on him again. Compared with the half-light and half-darkness in the movie theater, it gave him a sense of rebirth as a human being. The warm sunshine drove away the coolness on his body. , and dispelled the embarrassment in his heart...

Wang Xiaoming thought so, and when he looked back, he saw Yu Fengjing, who was walking beside him, throwing a bunch of tissues into a trash can outside. When he noticed Wang Xiaoming's gaze, Yu Fengjing raised his head and showed him a meaningful expression. Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt a little uncomfortable with his smiling face.

Wang Xiaoming stared at the trash can for a while, then swallowed silently.