Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Too handsome to have any friends: male god!You listen to my explanation!

Stormy Storm: Huh?

So handsome that he has no friends: Actually, I was chatting with the editor just now, and I often joked with him like this QAQ Wang Xiaoming immediately took a screenshot and sent it to Jingyu, trying to prove his innocence.

Too handsome to have friends: We are really innocent!

Jingyu: Be good, I believe in you, but you are not allowed to joke with others like this in the future, too handsome to have no friends: um QAQ

Jingyu: This kind of joke can only be played with me

So handsome that he has no friends: ==

Jingyu: I'm going to take a shower, you lie down on the bed and wait for me^_^

... God!What a rogue!

Wang Xiaoming touched his face, just in time to hear someone knocking on the door to deliver food, he rubbed his flat stomach to open the door to give money, then took the hot and sour powder from the delivery boy, sniffed and smelled the smell , I thought it smelled pretty good, so I returned to the computer with the hot and sour powder, and while eating the hot and sour powder, I explained to the distraught editor that he planned to transform.

The editor was silent for a long time, and asked Wang Xiaoming what he planned to write when he transformed into a new pit.

Wang Xiaoming sniffled, typed, and sent the outline of Xinkeng to the editor, and also sent the first three chapters of today's code for the editor to review.The editors of Jidian are all people who have read thousands of sails. They read ten lines at a glance. Before Wang Xiaoming finished drinking the soup, the editor replied——

Editor Your Majesty: The theme of Xinkeng is quite refreshing. Come on and write, it should be red Wang Xiaoming snorted and sniffled to reply——

So handsome that I have no friends: Who am I, how can I not be popular (<ゝω)~☆Editor Your Majesty: Haha, stop embarrassing, if you don’t finish this article again, be careful, I will really come to you It's too handsome to have friends: I don't want to die in love with you!go away!I already have a boyfriend...

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

So handsome that he has no friends: I rubbed it, accidentally exposed something

Edit Your Majesty: ...

Edit Your Majesty: You gay, don't care if you have a boyfriend or not!Go fill in the hole!

So handsome that he has no friends: Ju, you actually called me gay!Call my boyfriend to beat you!

Editor Your Majesty: Hehe, being gay, does your boyfriend think you're writing a stallion novel?

So handsome that he has no friends: He made it, his friend is still my brainless fan hehe~ Your majesty the editor: Get out and start a new hole!Thirty thousand daily!If you dare to be an unfinished eunuch again, I will crawl over the network cable and kill you!

Too handsome to have any friends: hum!Just wait and see!This novel will definitely be popular!

After throwing away his rhetoric, Wang Xiaoming finished the hot and sour powder soup, wiped his mouth fiercely, rolled up his sleeves and began to code again. This code lasted for several hours in darkness until Yu Fengjing gave it to him. It was only when he sent the video that he pulled his head out of the battlefield.

Wang Xiaoming rubbed his sore eyes and saved the document, received the video Yu Fengjing sent him, and complained to Yu Fengjing by the way.

Too handsome to have any friends: Hands are so sore...

Jingyu: Too much masturbation?

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!Speaking out is not afraid of scaring you to death!I coded [-] words today!

Jingyu: Why are you fighting so hard?

Too handsome to have any friends: That's right!I am a person who wants to make money to support my family!Hehe, when I become a VIP for this novel, I will come and support you!Let you eat delicious and drink hot!Little girl~Come and call uncle~Jingyu: Do you want to take care of me?

Too handsome to have friends: Negotiate a price, three hundred monthly subscriptions, three thousand annual subscriptions, how about a [-]% discount on New Years and holidays?

Jingyu: If you want to take care of me, you don’t need money, and I’ll post it upside down. I’m so handsome that I have no friends: How can I do that? As a kid who’s being taken care of by local tyrants, you have to be a little bit self-conscious about being a kid, shouldn’t you kneel at a time like this? Come down and hold my thigh and ask for alimony?

While flirting with Yu Fengjing, Wang Xiaoming was thinking about the scene where he would take care of Yu Fengjing in the future - when he came back from work every day, he would see Yu Fengjing in a pink apron smiling and saying, "Master, I've already set it up for you." The hot water in the bathtub, the food is on the table, and I am in bed, do you want to take a bath first, or eat first, or eat me first?"

Wang Xiaoming imagined and imagined, and couldn't help but feel a little red in the face... Wait, no, as a full-time writer who stays at home and codes every day, he has a damn shift, and it's almost the same for Yu Fengjing to go to and from work... Wait , if that's the case, the situation is not reversed, he should be the one wearing the pink apron...

I imagined myself smiling and saying to Yu Fengjing, "Master, I have put the hot water in the bathtub for you, the food is on the table, and I am on the bed, do you want to take a bath first, eat first, or eat me first?" The scene, Wang Xiaoming trembled, and resolutely drove this picture out of his mind.

Jingyu: Since you want to take care of me so much, I have no choice but to accept your takeover. Handsome to have no friends: Hmph!Say no!The body is very honest!

Jingyu: So when will the local tyrant come over to enjoy the benefits of nurturing?

So handsome that he has no friends: what kind of welfare?

Stormy Rain: Warm your bed^_^

Too handsome to have any friends: ...I don't need it for now!

Jingyu: Don't be afraid, I will be gentle

Too handsome to have no friends: Wait, are our roles reversed?This line should be said by me!

Jingyu: Then let's try it^_^

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Ah!Video delivery complete!I gonna go see!

Jingyu: Okay, I'll wait for you

Wang Xiaoming left Yu Fengjing aside with a guilty conscience, and opened the video to watch——

In fact, he also really wanted to have sex with the male god, but he always felt a little strange...

Ever since he found out that he became gay, Wang Xiaoming has actually gone online to look for Danmei novels and comics these days, and even sneaked a few glances at GV, and then he found that whether in novels or comics In, or in GV, people like him are usually the ones below, who are suppressed.

So if he really got into trouble with Yu Fengjing, he would most likely be the one below, but when he thought of being entered into his body by someone so much younger than himself, he always felt weird psychologically, but even if Yu Fengjing let him, Let him be on top, when I think about what I want someone who is so much younger than me, I still feel sorry psychologically!

In short, Wang Xiaoming was very entangled in this issue, so whenever Yu Fengjing wanted to bring up this topic, he immediately bypassed it quickly... As for the future, let's talk about it later!Xiao Ming buried his head in the keyboard and thought.

The plot of the game "Ghost Ridge" is very long. Even if Yu Fengjing cut a lot in the later stage, after the final product came out, it still took a long time. After watching the video, Wang Xiaoming found that the time was already midnight 03: 30.

When Wang Xiaoming stayed up late to code before, he also tried to stay up so late, so Wang Xiaoming just rubbed his eyes and was about to go offline to sleep, but found that in the dark situation in the penguin friend's profile picture, only Yu Fengjing The head portrait is still on... Wang Xiaoming is a little confused, but also a little distressed.

So handsome that he has no friends: It's so late, why don't you go to bed?

So handsome that he has no friends: You have to go to class tomorrow, why don't you go to sleep?

Jingyu: Have you finished watching the video?

So handsome that he has no friends: ...After reading it, aren't you waiting for me to finish it?

Jingyu: I said I will wait for you

So handsome that I have no friends: You cut it so well, I was fascinated by it, so I forgot to tell you, why don't I say hello to you, you have to wait forever?

Jingyu: I keep looking at your avatar, if you log off, I will log off too Handsome to have no friends: Why is this, I watched the video and saw 03:30, and you didn’t go to sleep until 03:30, You have class tomorrow and I don't need it, really...

Stormy Storm: I'm afraid you'll be scared

Wang Xiaoming felt like his heart was stabbed by Yu Fengjing's words, a little itchy and painful.

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Hmph!go to bed now!

Jingyu: Well, you should go to sleep too.

Too handsome to have any friends: Go offline first!I want to watch you go offline!

Jingyu: I also want to watch you go offline

Too handsome to have any friends: Then I'll count to three, two and one, and we'll go offline together!

Stormy: good

Too handsome to have any friends: Three

Too handsome to have any friends: [-]

Too handsome to have any friends: [-]

Jingyu: Good night, I love you

Too handsome to have friends: ... good night

... God, you fouled!

Wang Xiaoming turned off the computer in a daze, fell headlong on the bed, but couldn't fall asleep anyway...

Obviously when Yu Fengjing was by his side, even if he was very excited, he quickly fell asleep peacefully, but now that Yu Fengjing was not by his side, he couldn't fall asleep instead.

Wang Xiaoming sighed, wrapped himself into a ball with the air conditioner, wrapped himself up, then imagined being hugged by Yu Fengjing, and closed his eyes.

……

Soon, it was Yu Fengjing's birthday.

Wang Xiaoming crawled out of the quilt early in the morning, honestly followed Yu Fengjing's instructions and threw the video on station B, seriously added the words "Shengyu's birthday congratulations" to the title, and then began to tidy up Waiting to go out.

He and Yu Fengjing agreed to meet at eight in the morning, but Wang Xiaoming got up within an hour after mentioning it. After changing his clothes, Wang Xiaoming checked that there was still half an hour before the agreed time, and he was about to check Weibo or something. , after inadvertently looking downstairs through the glass window to the hotel, he was stunned.

So Wang Xiaoming took out his mobile phone and dialed the string of phone numbers that he was almost familiar with. Unsurprisingly, his call was answered soon: "Hello, Xiao Ming." Yu Fengjing's voice was with a chuckle.

"Yu Fengjing, isn't there still half an hour left?" Wang Xiaoming looked at the familiar figure downstairs through the glass window of the hotel. He was slender and handsome. He stretched out his fingertips and gently touched the cold glass, as if he could As if touching that figure, "Why are you here so early?"

Yu Fengjing downstairs seemed to pause for a moment, then raised his head, because the distance was too far, Wang Xiaoming didn't see the expression on Yu Fengjing's face clearly, but he heard Yu Fengjing's chuckle from the phone: "Because I miss you , not seeing each other every day is like three autumns, do the math, we haven't seen each other for several years?"

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, why did Yu Fengjing ask him to do math problems as soon as he opened his mouth, so he counted on his fingers: "One day is three autumns, two days is six autumns..."

"Forget it," Yu Fengjing smiled helplessly, "Since you're already up, come down quickly."

"Hmph," Wang Xiaoming snorted softly, "but it's not time yet, you can just wait downstairs, get more exposure to the sun and ultraviolet rays, it's good for your physical and mental health..." Although he said so However, Wang Xiaoming had already turned around, packed up and was about to go out.

"Have you uploaded the video?" Yu Fengjing smiled when he heard that Wang Xiaoming had closed the door, and he didn't expose the honest idiot who said he didn't want a body.

"It's passed on." Because it was still early and there were not many people, Wang Xiaoming quickly waited for the elevator, "I uploaded the video as soon as I got up today. You can watch the barrage later. But I think the most popular ones are to wish you a happy birthday... By the way, I forgot to tell you, happy birthday."

When Wang Xiaoming walked out of the hotel, Yu Fengjing was smiling at him, holding a delicate paper bag in his hand.

Wang Xiaoming sniffed it, and seemed to smell a very fragrant cheese smell.

Yu Fengjing handed the bag to Wang Xiaoming and said, "This is the signature cheese croissant in a bakery near our school. It's very famous. Many students lined up to buy it."

Wang Xiaoming took the paper bag which was still warm, and snorted: "Today is obviously your birthday, so I should be the one who invites you... As the person who takes care of you, how can you let the people who are taken care of you buy something to eat." While saying this, Wang Xiaoming opened the paper bag with bright eyes.

"You should be nice to your wife," Yu Fengjing said with a smile, "It is said that the cheese in this store is made of natural New Zealand cheese. Although I think it's a bit unreliable, it's still quite delicious."

"Do you advertise this bakery and they give you advertising fees?" Wang Xiaoming curled his lips and picked up a small and exquisite croissant and took a bite. As soon as he bit down, he felt a strong milky smell spreading, " ...Wait, no, who is your wife?" He bit his croissant and stared at Yu Fengjing.

Yu Fengjing smiled lightly, reached out to wipe off a little bit of cheese from Wang Xiaoming's mouth, put it in his mouth and licked it: "What do you think?"

"Go away, you are my daughter-in-law!" Wang Xiaoming snorted blushingly, and was a little dizzy from Yu Fengjing's inadvertent ambiguous actions, "I am the one who takes care of you!"

Yu Fengjing sighed, and said, "You don't need to say this kind of thing so loudly, just look at how strange the eyes of those people around you become..."

Wang Xiaoming turned his head and saw that many passers-by were staring at him strangely, especially a few young and beautiful girls, their scorching eyes wanted to poke Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming's brain exploded, he immediately turned around and pulled Yu Fengjing's hand, and ran forward without looking back.

After Sa Yazi ran for more than ten minutes, Wang Xiaoming stopped, panting and glaring at Yu Fengjing: "Really, don't call my wife or something in public, please show some face."

Hearing this, Yu Fengjing smiled slightly, and said, "Okay, don't shout in public, we will shout in private when there are only the two of us..." As he spoke, he glanced around and found that there was no one there, and lowered his head towards the Wang Xiaoming chuckled and called his daughter-in-law in a low voice.

Wang Xiaoming was dizzy when Yu Fengjing laughed and shouted, and he even forgot to refute Yu Fengjing's question of who is his daughter-in-law...

Yu Fengjing looked at Wang Xiaoming with a dumbfounded expression, smiled and scratched his nose: "Let's go, today is my birthday... Let's go and do some things that couples should do."

"...What?" Wang Xiaoming asked stupidly, what should couples do, could it be... get out of bed?

"Go to the cinema to watch a movie, let's go." Yu Fengjing raised his eyebrows as a matter of course.

"...Oh, so it was to watch a movie." Wang Xiaoming breathed a sigh of relief, he thought that what Yu Fengjing was talking about was getting out of bed... Although he breathed a sigh of relief, he seemed a little disappointed...

Must be an illusion!