Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

After turning off the computer, Wang Xiaoming sat on the bed in a daze.

#惊雨大大found that I have a crush on him#

#风雨大大见我感恩恋爱他#

#风风大大also praised me for being stupid...#

……Help!Now he doesn't know what expression to use to face the storm!

Wang Xiaoming looked at the blacked out screen of the laptop, and thought aggrievedly, as my male god, it is a storm, even if you know that I have a crush on you, can't you pretend you don't know!

You are a cold male god!

Wang Xiaoming, who just accepted the setting that he has become a gay, once again has to face the sudden turnaround... This is simply the deep malice against gays in this world!

Wang Xiaoming buried his face in his arms, feeling so tired that he would never love again.

Although it seems that Jingyu is also gay, but he already has someone he likes. If the person Jingyu likes is himself, it would be great if everyone is happy, but what if it is not?Just now Wang Xiaoming mustered up his courage to know who the person Jing Yu likes is, but the fact that Jing Yu exposed his secret love dispelled all his courage.

Pretending that I have a friend to go to the side to knock on the object that the male god of crush likes, but was exposed by the male god on the spot... This kind of thing is really embarrassing, isn't it!Persistence is a shame PLAY!Those jokes on Weibo are all deceptive QAQ!After this kind of plot really happened in reality, the shame index is completely five stars!

Even Wang Xiaoming, who is thick-skinned and narcissistic, has to look at himself in the mirror for 5 minutes every day when he wakes up, brazenly boasting that I am [-]% more handsome today than yesterday, and I am ashamed to feel ashamed!

Wang Xiaoming rubbed his face back and forth in his arms, but still felt his face was hot... While rubbing his face in shame, he was seriously thinking about how to respond to the storm... After thinking about it, Wang Xiaoming just fell asleep .

The next day, Wang Xiaoming was woken up by the phone ringing.

"I will spend my whole life to support you. I only hope that you will stop and turn your eyes. Please give me infinite love and the power to be loved so that I can rest in peace and contemplate quietly under Bodhi."

Wang Xiaoming got up in a daze, dazedly wiped the saliva around his mouth, and dazedly answered the phone: "Hello..."

"Didn't you agree to go to XXX at eight o'clock in the morning? Why haven't you come down yet?" The voice of the desert seven wolves came from the other end of the phone.

……Huh?Is there such a thing?

Wang Xiaoming thought for a few minutes in a daze, before he managed to remember that they seemed to have discussed this matter before, but now Wang Xiaoming, how can he be in the mood to play happily with the desert seven wolves?

"...I'm not feeling well today, so I won't go." Wang Xiaoming recalled yesterday's incident related to the storm, his heartbeat quickened a few beats, but his voice was muffled.

"Why are you uncomfortable? Are you not acclimatized? Or is your uncle here?" The desert seven wolves teased Wang Xiaoming habitually.

"...Your whole family is here to be my uncle!" Wang Xiaoming murmured, then hung up the phone and lay down on the bed again.

He couldn't sleep now, but he didn't dare to surf the Internet. He hadn't figured out how to deal with it yet. What if he was caught by the storm?What if the storm forced him to confess?

"Tell me, do you like me or not?"

"I……"

"Tell me, how do I know if you like me or not if you don't tell me?"

"I……"

"What if I agree?"

"I-I like you!"

"Hehe, I don't like you."

……Help!Why did he think such a conversation was very possible!

It must be because his posture of flirting is wrong!

"Tell me, do you like me or not?"

"I……"

"Tell me, maybe I might like you a little bit."

"……Really?"

"Hehe, how is that possible? Excessive brain supplementation is a disease that needs to be cured."

... No matter what YY seems to be wrong!It must be because he slept in the wrong position last night!

Wang Xiaoming lay on the bed and rolled around for a long time, and finally got up with a messy chicken nest head. After hesitating for a long time, he stretched out a finger tremblingly and pressed the power button of the laptop.

Waiting for the computer to start up is a long process. Even though Wang Xiaoming only took 33 seconds to start up the computer, he beat more than 95% of the computers in the country and won the title of five-star magic machine...he still felt that it was too slow.

Turned on the computer and went to Penguin. Wang Xiaoming was sitting there waiting for Jingyu to come to him. After waiting for a few minutes, Wang Xiaoming found that Jingyu was not online at all. One sentence was the one before Wang Xiaoming went offline last night. After Wang Xiaoming went offline, Jingyu didn't hit him at all.

...As if a passion was poured into ice water, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt aggrieved that he was only fiery from the beginning to the end, and maybe Jingyu just started to tease him at random!

The nerves that had been exercising all night finally weakened, and Wang Xiaoming lay down on the table with a plop, banging his head on the keyboard.

Makes you think too much!Let your brain overfill!Let yourself be sentimental!Excessive brain supplementation hurts the body!

… After banging on the keyboard for a long time, Wang Xiaoming raised his head again and stared at Jingyu's profile picture for a few minutes with his red eyes, but Jingyu's profile picture remained black, showing no sign of going online.

Wang Xiaoming sighed silently, forked out the dialog box, and climbed up to station B sullenly.

He found that since he met the male god, his emotions have been more ups and downs than the horizon. He can reach the peak of Mount Everest for a while, and can go as low as the lowest point of the Mariana Trench for a while. Ah...Wait, he must have been picked by the desert seven wolves, is he coming to uncle? !

After Wang Xiaoming logged into station B, he found that the colorful panda uploaded a new video on the homepage.

Looking at the word "little apple" in the title of the video, Wang Xiaoming suddenly realized.

Imagining the appearance of Jingyujumping Apple, Wang Xiaoming immediately poked into this title with the title "Come and see your male god dancing Little Apple!"No waste, no money! " video.

After poking open the video, Wang Xiaoming was instantly shocked by the number of online viewers in the upper right corner of the video.It really deserves to be a storm!Even a random little apple can dump him, this little transparent and meticulously produced (not available) live video Shibatiao Street!

Then, Wang Xiaoming clicked on the video to watch, and was once again overwhelmed by a wave of colorful bullet screens... If these ah ah ah ah ah ah ah If the words ah ah could be turned into sound waves, I am afraid that his ears would have been shaken into Beethoven...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my male god ! !Lick the screen ah ah ah ah! ! !

Ahhhhhhh male god, I want to give birth to you! ! !I want to give you a kindergarten! ! !

Ahhhhhhhhhhh male god I want to give birth to monkeys for you! ! !I want to give you a zoo! ! !

Ahhhhhh my eyes are getting pregnant! ! !The male god is so handsome ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa whoaAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

……

Wang Xiaoming looked at these frenzied bullet screens with a delicate mood, feeling a little unhappy.

The video started directly from the start of Jingyu, because they had agreed in advance not to show their faces, so Jingyu in the video only had the part below the neck, and the face was cut off... This made Wang Xiaoming slightly relieved .

snort!Is my male god's face something you can easily see? !

Wait, no, since Jing Yu didn't show his face, how did these barrage gentlemen know that Jing Yu is handsome?

Wang Xiaoming looked on suspiciously——

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaEven the square dance is so good, the real person must be very handsome!

Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah chest hair big begging God team members betrayed the stormy male god ah!Please show your face accidentally!

Ah ah ah ah even without looking at his face, I can tell that the male god must be very handsome!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa to the keyboard!

Ahhhhhhhh male god, this is the weight of my knees for the rest of my life, accept it quickly!

……

Just dancing a square dance can tell that Jing Yu is handsome!Your eyes must have their own X-rays!

Wang Xiaoming glanced at the barrage twice, and then turned all his attention to Jing Yu in the video. I have to say... In fact, these barrages are quite right!The God of Shocking Storm danced so well!Even square dancing is so good!Sure enough, he deserves to be the man who wants to be the lead dancer in the square dance!

Thinking that he is the only one who knows what Jingyu looks like, Wang Xiaoming felt even more frightened, staring back and forth at Jingyu's waist in the video, wishing to lick and lick Jingyu's waist...

It seems that Wang Xiaoming has not only accepted the setting that he has become this gay guy, but also seems to be enjoying it...

Just as Wang Xiaoming was staring at the faceless Jingyu Xinmayiyuan in the video, a row of bullet screens with large red characters caught his attention——

Notice! ! !High energy response ahead! ! !Non-combatants leave the field quickly! ! !

Notice! ! !High energy response ahead! ! !Non-combatants leave the field quickly! ! !

Notice! ! !High energy response ahead! ! !Non-combatants leave the field quickly! ! !

For some unknown reason, Wang Xiaoming suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and sure enough, the next moment——

"Wonderful! It's too hot! It's really hot! I'll upload it right away! Let the stormy girl fans see that the male god in their hearts is so hot hahahaha!" The exaggerated laughter of the colorful panda up.

"Sure enough, he deserves to be the man who is going to be the lead dancer of the square dance hahahaha!" Han Yuedao said with a smile.

"Old Wang! Let's dance together! This is what Jing Yuda said to show you! Shouldn't you do something to repay him?" Yu, who loves cats, also laughed.

"Yes, yes! Lao Wang will also dance! Don't let Jing Yuda dance alone~" Everyone booed together.

Then at the next moment, Jingyu had only one person on the screen, but a person was added abruptly.

In the video, Wang Xiaoming staggered to Jingyu's side in a posture that was obviously pushed out by force.

Since Jingyu was much taller than Wang Xiaoming, compared with Jingyu who only showed the parts below the neck, Wang Xiaoming not only showed a section of fair neck, but also showed a little bit of smooth chin.

The barrage gentlemen exploded in an instant——

Oh my God, this is Lao Wang! ! !The real person is really too much! ! !

This waist is too thin! ! !The sense of sight that can just be held in the arms of Jingyu! ! !

Is this the most beautiful height difference in the legend? ! ! !

Once I accepted the setting of the height stalk, my whole person was cute! ! !

I'm going to betray the organization! !I'm going to defect to the Scary King's Party! ! !

... CP fans!What about your morals? !What about the agreed-upon cold shock for a lifetime? !

Then, Jingyu and Wang Xiaoming in the video began to dance together.

The bullet screen exploded again, except for a large wave of people shouting, what's left is——

God, Lao Wang is so coquettish! ! !I want to see hard! ! !

Seeing Lao Wang's coquettish dance, I wanted to push him hard against the wall to violate me, so I wanted to violate Lao Wang! ! !Pharaoh give me a baby! ! !

Sao!So flirty!I couldn't hold back the excitement!

coquettish!debauchery!It's just the rhythm of breaking straight men!

Wow, look hard!My big is already horny!

As a straight man, I feel that I have been bent by Lao Wang!

……

Come on you fags! ! !

These barrage lords see Wang Xiaoming as if he is going to die!

Where is he coquettish and slutty!Isn't he just twisting his waist according to the posture in the MV!

Feeling the enthusiasm of the barrage masters who are about to rush out of the screen, Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that the chrysanthemums were cold in the chrysanthemum area, and then he suddenly had an ominous premonition... This premonition is called the chrysanthemums will not be guaranteed.

Especially at the end of the video, a large wave of bullet screens brushed up the formation——

Old Wang, you annoying little goblin!There is a kind of don't leave after school!We want to team up to invade you!

Old Wang, you annoying little goblin!There is a kind of don't leave after school!We want to team up to invade you!

Old Wang, you annoying little goblin!There is a kind of don't leave after school!We want to team up to invade you!

……

What about manners?

Good manners!

You weirdo gays, pick up your morals, okay? !

Why does Jingyu have so many soft and cute girl fans who want to give birth to him, while he only has weird gay fans!Why is this?

Depressed, Wang Xiaoming banged his head on the keyboard for 5 minutes.