Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Jingyu said, I like stupid ones...

I like the silly ones...

I like the silly ones...

Wang Xiaoming read Jingyu's words over and over again, and then he thought silently for a few minutes.

Jingyu means that he already has a girl he likes?

And that girl, her brain is not very bright, and she is even a little stupid?

Big storm!Your aesthetics are really amazing!

Hahahahaha...

Wang Xiaoming wanted to retweet Jingyu's Weibo to make fun of it, but he always felt panicked, Jingyu actually has a girl he likes?Jingyu actually has a girl he likes?Just after he found out that he seems to be gay and seems to like Jingyu, Jingyu actually said that he already has a girl he likes?

Fuck!His knee hurts so much!

Mother!After he became gay!He fell out of love again!

Before I can come out of the closet, the closet is broken!

Wang Xiaoming was panicked, but he still held back the sour water that was gurgling in his heart, reposted Weibo about the storm, and complained with a forced smile——

The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: Jingyuda’s aesthetics are too weird hahahahaha!You actually like to be a little stupid!Who is so stupid to be admired by Jingyu, hahahaha! //Jingyu: Hanyuedao and I have always been just friends, girls, don’t be too imaginative, Laohan is too smart, I like stupid ones//Colorful Panda: I uploaded a video of Mianji’s Monopoly, Jingyu’s old neighbor Wang Kua, I'm Handsome, Hanyue Daojun, Xiaojian, Cat-eating Fish, After posting this Weibo, Wang Xiaoming began to seriously think about who Jingyu was talking about.

Could it be one of the grandmas who met Ji this time?But this time, the only girl in Mianji is the cat-eating fish. The cat-eating fish is cute and cute, but she doesn't look stupid at all!If it wasn't the girl who met Ji this time, could it be the girl that Jingyu met in reality?

...Wait, who said it must be a girl?

These days, not to mention gender and age, even interracial love between living things and non-biological things is not a problem, Jing Yu doesn’t look so straightforward, maybe he likes not just a stupid girl, but a stupid girl What about the year of Sao!

Thinking about it this way, Wang Xiaoming immediately felt that he was the truth!

The fish who loves cats seems to have said that Jingyu doesn't like to play with girls, and he doesn't even pay attention to the cute girls who want to date... Although he always feels that the words spoken by Yu Yu who loves cats have to be highly credible discount, but at least for now, Jingyu should not have any suspicious girls.

Wait, if Jing Yu really likes the stupid Sao Nian... who would that person be?

Could that person be one of the grandmothers who met Kiri this time?It’s no wonder that Wang Xiaoming’s range of guesses is so narrow, because he only knows these people among the people Jingyu knows… Who could that person be? It shouldn’t be Hanyue Dao, because Jingyu himself denied it. Saying that Hanyue Dao is too smart is not his dish.

It should not be Jun Xiaojian, Jun Xiaojian looks deserted, and he should be a very rational young man, so it can be ruled out.

Is it a colorful panda?The colorful panda looks stupid and stupid, but isn't his size a little exaggerated?Does Jingyu like this one?Small meat mountain big devil or something... Although it is said that the fat man should be warm in his arms in winter, but if they are really together, standing together, they will be like beauty and beast, ah no, beauty and bear. !

After Wang Xiaoming thought wildly for a long time, he found that Jingyu replied to him quickly——

Jingyu: Guess what?You actually like to be a little stupid!Who is so stupid to be admired by Jingyu, hahahaha! //Jingyu: Hanyue Dao and I have always been just friends, girls, don’t be too imaginative, Laohan is too smart, I like stupid ones//Colorful Panda: I uploaded a video of Mianji’s Monopoly, Jingyu’s old neighbor Wang praises me for being handsome Hanyue Dao Jun laughs cheap I love cats and fish Guess what...

Guess what...

Guess what...

Guess what!Only ghosts can figure it out!

Wang Xiaoming already felt panicked at first, but being molested by Jingyu, he felt even more panicked, he opened his mouth involuntarily and hiccupped~~~hiccup~~~ and then... kept blocking The breath in his chest finally came out.

==It turns out that he just had a blocked throat just now.

After a shocking full belch, Wang Xiaoming was frightened by himself and stayed there for a long time.

Thinking about it carefully, he did eat a lot today. When he was having dinner with Jingyu and the others, others sang, and he was eating cucumbers made by Laoganma. Laoganma patted cucumbers... I made noodles twice in one night, and there were almost two large plates of Laoganma patted cucumbers, so it's no wonder his stomach was bloated.

Wang Xiaoming, who came back to his senses, found that the Weibo Weibo that Jingyu had just replied to him had increased by nearly 1 comments, and he was almost scared to pee in an instant. You must know that Jingyu had just replied in less than a minute. In less than 1 minute, there were a hundred comments. This is a rhythm that is against the sky!

Not only that, but Wang Xiaoming also found that the reminder on the upper right corner of Weibo shows that he has 230 three...

Even when the V writer was so handsome that he had no friends, Wang Xiaoming had never encountered such a grand occasion. In just a few minutes, there were hundreds more. This is a rhythm that scares him!

Wang Xiaoming poked open the comment under Jingyu's latest Weibo, guess what, and saw it as expected...

The head of the Qingmu Hall of Jingwang Cult: It's you!The old king next door praised me for being handsome and shocked the head of the Chihuo Hall of Wangjiao: It's you!You idiot!The old king next door praised me for being handsome and shocked the master of Wang Jiaoxi Jintang: Tiantiantiantian is killing me!Old Wang, you idiot!The storm is so obvious!Get it now!The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome and shocked the head of the Xuanshui Hall of the Wangjiao: "Old Wang, Lao Wang, don't pretend to be stupid!"What Jingyu said is obvious!yes!you!You are so swollen and so stupid!The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome and shocked the head of the Wangjiao Huangtu Hall: I heard that important people want three times!Pharaoh, Pharaoh, Pharaoh Jingyu said that he announced you!He wants to give birth to you!The old king next door praised me for being handsome The old king next door praised me for being handsome The old king next door praised me for being handsome...

Wang Xiaoming almost choked on his own saliva.

What the hell is Qingmutang, Chihuotang, Xijintang, Xuanshuitang, Huangtutang! ! !It's not the Heaven and Earth Association! 23333333

……wrong!That's not the point!

The point is—they actually thought he was the idiot Jing Yu had a crush on? !

Simply unbearable!

Is he that stupid? !

……wrong!That's not the point either!

The point is, does Jingyu have a crush on him? ? ?

Wang Xiaoming opened his mouth, his jaw almost dropped.

This... how is this possible?

Although his rationality told him that it was impossible, emotionally, when Wang Xiaoming thought of this possibility, his little heart beat a few beats faster!

#The male god I secretly love also secretly loves me#

#They all say my male god has a crush on me#

#我的男神secretly loves a fool, and that fool is myself#

Although this setting is good for Su, once you accept it, it's so fucking exciting!

If his male god really had a crush on an idiot, he would also be willing to be that idiot!he!willing!meaning!

Wang Xiaoming was serious, and after a few minutes of serious thinking, he immediately ran to find Jingyu.

—Enter the penguin.

Too handsome to have no friends: Keke

After thinking for a long time, he struggled and typed these two words.

After a while, Jingyu replied to him.

Jingyu: What's wrong?

So handsome that he has no friends: ...You, do you really have someone you like?

Too handsome to have friends: Don't get me wrong!I'm just asking!I have a friend who really likes you!

Too handsome to have any friends: It's a girl, she has been secretly in love with you!She follows every live broadcast of yours!

Stormy Storm: Oh?what does she look like

So handsome that he has no friends: ...so cute and cute!

Too handsome to have friends: Hey, are you a member of the Appearance Association? It's wrong to judge people by their appearance!People should not only look at the appearance but also look at the heart!The beauty of the soul is the real beauty!Why are young people nowadays so pompous!

Stormy Storm: Oh, how is her mind

So handsome that he has no friends: Very simple, kind and beautiful!

Too handsome to have no friends: No, that's not the point, the point is do you really have someone you like?

Stormy Storm: Guess what?

Too handsome to have any friends: Guess your sister!Are you going to tell me or not!

Jingyu: Are you begging for help?

Too handsome to have any friends: ...I beg you, I beg you, tell me now! QAQ Jingyu: Be good, that friend of yours really likes me?

Too handsome to have friends: Yes!she likes you!I like you so much!I like you very much!like you very much!If she doesn't watch your video or your live broadcast for a day, she will feel uncomfortable all over!She doesn't want to live anymore!She likes you to death!

Jingyu: It’s really a crime, and being handsome is also a sin

Too handsome to have no friends: ...So do you have someone you like?If you really have someone you like... I will persuade her to give up, there is no grass in the end of the world, why bother to hang the crooked neck tree? Jingyu: Yes

Too handsome to have any friends: Male or female?

Stormy Storm: Guess what?

Too handsome to have any friends: Guess your sister!Are you going to tell me or not!

Wang Xiaoming was about to catch a chicken and die, why did Jingyu like to whet his appetite so much!It's like catching a chicken to death!

Jingyu: Are you begging for help?

Too handsome to have friends: I beg you!I beg you!I beg you on my knees!Come on, QAQ Jingyu: male

Wang Xiaoming's little heart jumped wildly in an instant——

At that moment, it was as if a gust of spring breeze blew across his face, making him feel uplifted...

Jingyu: But if your friend is really cute, I can consider empathy and don't fall in love. Too handsome to have no friend: I will go!Be single-minded!If you like someone, you have to be wholehearted!Why are young people nowadays so pompous!

Jingyu: From your friend's standpoint, shouldn't you be happy? Too handsome to have no friend: ... happy!I'm so happy!

Jingyu: So you send a photo of her, I consider too handsome to have no friends: forget it!Although she looks cute, she is not stupid at all!Don't you like being stupid!She is so smart!She graduated from a prestigious university!IQ can be high!

Wang Xiaoming felt a little guilty, where would he find his cute, non-existent girl friend?

Of course I couldn't find it, because he made it up.

Stormy Storm: People's aesthetics can change

Too handsome to have any friends: I went there and you became too fast!Only less than 5 minutes!

Too handsome to have no friends: No way!You change your mind too fast!If you are really with her, you will definitely get tired of it soon!As her friend, I have an obligation to protect her!

Jingyu: You haven’t even given her a picture of me, how did you know that I would be with her? Too handsome to have no friends: That’s not okay, maybe you’ll fall in love with her Jingyu: I doubt it, you really Are you a friend?

Too handsome to have friends: Of course!Because he is a good friend, he thinks long-term for her!

Stormy Storm: Oh, forget it

Seeing that Jingyu finally stopped pursuing his so-called friend, Wang Xiaoming was secretly relieved.

So handsome that he has no friends: Heck, actually, I have another question

Stormy Storm: Huh?

Too handsome to have no friends: The person you have a crush on...do I know him?

Stormy Storm: Guess what?

So handsome that I have no friends: I, how do I know? It’s not that I want to know, it’s just that my friend wants to know. If she knows who your crush is, maybe she will give up. Jingyu: Is that so?

Too handsome to have no friends: So is it someone I know?

Stormy: Yes

So handsome that he has no friends: ...a colorful panda? ! ! !

Just after Wang Xiaoming excitedly typed the five big characters of colorful panda, he waited anxiously for a minute, only to find that Jingyu did not reply.

So he waited another 2 minutes...

Jingyu still didn't reply.

So he waited another 3 minutes...

Jingyu still didn't reply.

Wang Xiaoming thought to himself, what the hell!Could it be that he really hit the mark? !

Because what he said hit his mind, Jing Yu became angry from embarrassment...? !

Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck!This god unfolded too quickly and he couldn't accept it!

Just when Wang Xiaoming was so anxious that he wanted to eat the keyboard, Jingyu finally replied——

Jingyu: Sometimes, I really want to know how your brain circuit is so handsome that you have no friends: Huh?Baidu brain anatomy you know Jingyu: too stupid

Too handsome to have friends: ... I'm not stupid!I'm so smart!I'm an undergraduate!

Jingyu: It is not easy for your mother to raise you so big

Too handsome to have any friends: I'll go!You have been brewing for 5 minutes just to call me stupid? !

It turns out that Jingyu's silence for 5 minutes just now was to wait for the taunt skill to cool down before releasing a big move?

Jingyu: No, just now I was drinking water, sprayed on the screen, just took a tissue to clean up, too handsome to have no friends: Hahahahaha!Obviously you are stupid!You call me stupid!

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have no friends: Hahahaha admit that you are stupid? !A witty person like me never drinks water when playing on the computer~Jingyu: You are so stupid that you don’t know what to say

Too handsome to have friends: I'm not stupid!I'm so witty!hum~

Jingyu: You actually think that I have a crush on chest hair, are you thinking on your knees?

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Hmph!No, it’s not, why are you mocking me for being so stupid and handsome that I have no friends: If it’s not chest hair, then who is it?Say it!I'm dying of anxiety!

Jingyu: Why are you in a hurry, isn't it your friend who has a crush on me? He is so handsome that he has no friends: ...I am worried for her!

Stormy Storm: Hehe

Too handsome to have no friends: ... what's the matter

Jingyu: Actually, I don’t have any friends at all.

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Jingyu: You don't know?Generally, when people say that I have a friend, they usually mean that I am so handsome that I have no friends: ...

Jingyu: So the friend you mentioned is yourself, right? Too handsome to have any friends: ...

Jingyu: The friend you said "She likes you! I like you so much! I like you very much! I like you very much! She feels uncomfortable if she doesn't watch your videos or live shows for a day! She doesn't want to live anymore! She likes it You like it so much!"...Actually, you are talking about yourself, you are too handsome to have any friends:...

Stormy Storm: Huh?

As if he could imagine through the screen the deep and seductive sound of Jingyu himself when he uttered a hum, Wang Xiaoming's brain suddenly crashed for a full minute.

After recovering, Wang Xiaoming thought seriously for another minute, and then he silently, decisively, and resolutely pressed the shutdown button of the laptop.

At this moment, Wang Xiaoming made a wise, wise, and intelligent choice (in his opinion), that is——

Fake!Pack!Lose!Wire!