Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

"I have spent my whole life to support you. There are too many troubles in the world. I have to forget you. You are floating in the sea of ​​suffering. The old appearance. When I look back, I find that I have already stepped out of the world of mortals~"

Just when Wang Xiaoming was tangled up like a dog, his cell phone rang suddenly.

"Hello..." Wang Xiaoming answered the phone in a daze.

"...Xiao Ming," Yu Fengjing's voice rang out from Jing Yu, on the other end of the phone, he smiled lightly, "Xiao Ming, I forgot to say something to you just now..."

With a deliberately low voice and a slightly raised ending, it was as if there was a tingling electric current and the hand holding the mobile phone climbed up. Wang Xiaoming felt his whole scalp numb.

"What, what?"

"Good night." Yu Fengjing smiled, and the gust of air gently disturbed Wang Xiaoming's yearning heart.

"……Good night."

Yu Fengjing made a special phone call after parting with him...

Just for this kind of thing? !

I took off my pants and you just told me this? !

It wasn't until Yu Fengjing hung up the phone that Wang Xiaoming slowly came back to his senses. As soon as he raised his head, he saw the Desert Seven Wolves looking at him meaningfully.

"What, what are you doing?! Have you ever seen anyone calling?" Wang Xiaoming held the phone tightly in his hand to hide it.

"Hey, don't hide it, did you see his expression when he called just now?" The desert seven wolves glanced at Master Diancang and the domineering watermelon knife with a smirk, and got the expression of approval from the latter two.

"There must be a ghost!" Master Diancang touched his chin and said.

"Looking at the expression on his face just now, he must be a girl!" The domineering Watermelon Knife chuckled.

"...Don't think too much, too much masturbation will hurt your body." Wang Xiaoming snorted, "I'm going back to sleep first, see you every day."

Since they finally came to City B, they definitely wouldn't go back after holding an author conference, so Wang Xiaoming and the others agreed to stay and play for a few days.

After Wang Xiaoming returned to the hotel, he took a comfortable bath, and when he was about to go to bed, he suddenly found that he couldn't fall asleep.

The amount of information about what happened today is really too great, Wang Xiaoming lay on the bed, the more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep.

Stormy... Stormy... Stormy...

Yu Fengjing... Yu Fengjing... Yu Fengjing...

His brain was almost maxed out by these two names.

Tossing and turning on the bed for a long time and unable to fall asleep, Wang Xiaoming simply got up, opened his laptop and went to Station B.

Opening the homepage, Wang Xiaoming found that Colorful Panda had uploaded a video. Ever since he knew that Colorful Panda and Jingyu were going to face each other, Wang Xiaoming followed all the grandmas who knew Jingyu one by one. All the grandmothers followed the live broadcast to watch, but because this time the video Colorful Panda specially marked it as a video related to Mianji, so he poked it out curiously to watch it.

This video is a large-scale online game played by Jingyuhanyuedao Colorful Panda the night before yesterday. After calculating the time, it should be that Wang Xiaoming went to Penguin to find Jingyu, but it turned out that it was Hanyuedao who played Jingyuhanyuedao. Wang Xiaoming was relieved knowing that at that time it wasn't just Jingyu Hanyuedao and two lonely men and widows living together in the same room.

Wang Xiaoming is a handicapped fighter, although he has not played a few large-scale online games, he has heard of the name of this large-scale online game. Looking at the stormy storm on the screen, their tacit cooperation and god-like Operation, Wang Xiaoming silently looked down at the keyboard - why can't the keyboard of the laptop be kneeled? !

And Danmaku Jun is doing his duty and frantically brushing——

God operates! ! !Technology flow! ! !Stormwind is so awesome! ! !

This god-like hand speed!Kneel down!

Move coquettishly!Conscious lewdness!Sao Nian is very skilled!

Stormwind and Hanyue Knife work so well together!It is simply a tacit understanding of God!

This is obviously a tacit understanding!Of course there is a tacit understanding between husband and wife!

Husband and wife go into battle! The boss is about to be tortured and cry 233333

……

Hey barrage gentlemen, have you forgotten that there are colorful pandas here? !

The figure as big as the colorful panda is entrenched in the middle of the screen, so it's hard for you to pretend you can't see it!

The colorful panda has grown so fierce and fleshy for nothing that he will definitely cry!

Wang Xiaoming silently typed up a few bullet screens, sent them out, and then watched his non-existent white font drown in the colorful bullet screen army of Chill Party CP fans...

Very upset!

After watching the entire video, except for the occasional barrage commented from the operational point of view, the others are almost all exaggerating the shocking wind and rain, how good and evil, the cold moon knife is great and virtuous, and the rest are just exaggerating the shocking wind and rain and the cold moon The knife is so tacitly matched... The fighting power of CP fans is really too strong!

Wang Xiaoming didn't even dare to read the comments below the video, he must have been occupied by those CP fans.

Depressed, he forked the video, clicked on Weibo, and prepared to watch a few happy jokes to heal himself.

After logging into the Weibo with plus V and a large size so handsome that he has no friends, Wang Xiaoming found that the recent jokes posted by the jokers he followed were very boring, and there was no joke at all, so he became even more depressed.

Yuzu's Wang Xiaoming clicked on station B again, intending to revisit the early videos of Jingyu, and enjoy the youthful screams and panting of Jingyu at that time, but when he refreshed, he found that the colorful panda had uploaded it again I uploaded a new video, check the time, it was just 2 minutes ago.

The title of the video is related to face-based again, and it seems to be the video of the Monopoly they played today.

I didn't expect the colorful panda to be so fast. After only a few hours of recording, the video was uploaded in a hurry. It seems that it has not been edited and post-edited.

Because it is estimated that there are not many bullet screens just uploaded, Wang Xiaoming plans to wait until the bullet screens are fattened up later.

So Wang Xiaoming turned his attention to Weibo again. He thought silently for a minute, and then logged on to the Weibo where the old Wang next door to his trumpet praised me for being handsome.

As soon as he logged into the small Weibo account, Wang Xiaoming was scared to pee by the skyrocketing number of fans again. At the same time, he found that he had received countless messages. He opened a few and found that most of them were portrait paintings for him. The illustrations are drawn in four frames. Although most of those paintings are quite immature, Wang Xiaoming's heart warms when he sees them——

I am also a man with hand powder!

So Wang Xiaoming forwarded it one by one, liked it, and thank you for replying.

After reposting more than a dozen, Wang Xiaoming poked a few from Colorful Panda.

Colorful Panda: Today, Mian Ji met a grandma, and I think he is very funny!Next time you come to Inner Mongolia, please eat roasted whole lamb!The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome and colorful panda: I uploaded the video of Mian Ji’s Monopoly. Come familiar, good personality.

So Wang Xiaoming thought for a while, forwarded the first Weibo post of Colorful Panda, and replied——

The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome: No problem!But are you going to take me there on a camel? //Colorful Panda: Today, Mian Ji met a grandma, and I think he is very funny!Next time you come to Inner Mongolia, please eat roasted whole lamb!A few seconds after the old Wang next door praised me for being handsome, the colorful panda quickly replied——

Colorful Panda: Hahahaha, if you dare to come, I will ride a camel and take you to eat roast whole lamb! //The old king next door praised me for being handsome: No problem!But are you going to take me there on a camel? //Colorful Panda: Today, Mian Ji met a grandma, and I think he is very funny!Next time you come to Inner Mongolia, please eat roasted whole lamb!The old Wang next door praised me for being handsome, and Wang Xiaoming also laughed. He clicked on the Weibo of the colorful panda, and found that there were many comments under the Weibo of him and the colorful panda. See, suddenly blind.

Red Panda: Can someone tell me why I'm a little cute, this pair of CPs who can't fight each other!

Orange Panda: You are not alone!These two people obviously have no intersection, but I'm actually weirdly cute!

Yellow Panda: Riding a camel to eat roasted whole lamb or something 233333

Green Panda: This godlike Lalang Pei!Ask for big handwriting 233333

……

etc! CP fans, what about your integrity!He just said a few words to the colorful panda!

Kneel down for CP fans!

With a complicated mood, Wang Xiaoming shifted his gaze to Station B, and poked open the video uploaded by Colorful Panda just now. Although it was already midnight, but because of the Jingyu Hanyue Dao Jun Xiaojian, these well-known UP masters were here , the number of online viewers almost scared Wang Xiaoming to the urine, and the number of bullet screens was also rising crazily. Wang Xiaoming estimated that the bullet screen should be almost fattened, so he started watching the video.

The content of the video is indeed the monopoly they recorded tonight. As soon as he opened the video, Wang Xiaoming was almost dazzled by the colorful bullet screens, because Jingyu Hanyue Dao and the others, no matter who they took out alone, they all brought their own The barrage army is huge, not to mention there are still a few people together now.The barrage army of each company performed their own duties, maxing out the screen by all means, so that the Colorful Panda only uploaded a video for about half an hour, and the number of barrages had already broken the upper limit of the barrage.

Wang Xiaoming found that he still underestimated the fighting power of this group of big fans.

From the very beginning of the video, it was a process of a large wave of fans swiping, covering, swiping, and covering again——

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ! !

Hanyue Dao male god begs to take a look at me! ! !

Jun Xiaojian, a well-known pornographic male anchor at station B!

Chest hair big laugh too lewd! ! !

My goddess who loves to eat cat fish!

……

Wang Xiaoming paused to look at it for a long time, and then saw a line of non-existent white characters in a corner—Old Wang, Lao Wang, you are so handsome!Pharaoh loves giving birth to me!

...kneeling!

Wang Xiaoming decided to pretend that he hadn't seen the bullet screen, and continued to read... But I have to say, in front of so many great gods, his little transparency really makes no sense of existence.

Congested, tired and not in love.

When the video progressed to the point where Wang Xiaoming chose the character Mrs. Qian, there were finally more bullet screens for Lao Wang——

Hahahaha Lao Wang honestly chose gay purple!

Oops, Old Wang, you seem to have exposed something incredible...

Gay Purple, a wise choice for gays!

Big chest hair you know too much 23333

Lao Wang must not be implying something!

There is a feeling of high energy ahead!Tell me I'm not alone!

You are not alone!

You are not two people!

……

Then, at the next moment, Jingyu chose Sharon Bass——

Oh my god!Is this the rhythm of the official candy distribution? ! !

Jingyuda, did you make Sharon Bass come to the competition because of Mrs. Qian? ! !Did you know that Sharon Bass had a crush on Mrs. Qian for a long time? ! !

A storm will definitely happen!So the storm is also implying something! !

The amount of information is huge!I think I have to think about it!

What are you thinking about in front of you!This is absolutely the rhythm of the official killing of the fans!

Sharon Bass has been secretly in love with Mrs. Qian, so Jing Yu is hinting at him...

Don't think too much in front of you!It is definitely impossible for Jingyu to imply that he has had a crush on Pharaoh for a long time 23333

Wang Xiaoming almost choked on his own saliva, isn't it just a matter of choosing a role, Jing Yu couldn't have thought so much at the time, right?Convincing himself like this, but Wang Xiaoming is still a little secretly happy... Of course, he will not admit this, hum!He wasn't secretly happy!

...Well, I'm still a little bit happy.

Not much, just a nipple the size of a fingernail!and!already!

However, when King Jing CP was desperately jumping up and down to brush up his existence, the Jinghan Party, who was unwilling to be lonely, also came out to show off his existence, and the two sides began to have a tendency to fight——

I just chose a role, so what is there to make up for!

We YY just make up our minds, so what are you usually doing?

Isn't Jingyu just cooperating with Lao Wang for one or two videos, so he was added to the CP, and the threshold for this Lalang match is too low!

You said it as if you didn't put Jingyu and Hanyuedao together in CP just because they collaborated in one or two videos, isn't your double standard too serious?

My shock is the official match!I have never even heard of that grandma named Lao Wang!Where did it come from? !

Can you slander other CPs because of your cuteness?Who said that the shock is official?You sealed it?What a big face!Are you the president of the United Nations? ! !

……

Because the CP fans of the two sides are pinching each other, the fans of other grandma are not happy either——

Enough of you CP fans!Are you not happy to watch the video and let other people watch the video?

CP fans are annoying!It's best to cross out!It's not just your grandma in this video, there are other grandmas too!It's enough to use your granny's CP in so many granny's videos!

If you want to watch the video well, it is recommended to block the keywords CP fans of Jingyuhanyuedao Pharaoh and go out!It made the entire barrage area a mess!

If you want to pinch CP, can you please change to another place? You pinch it alone, we still have to watch the video!

……

Seeing the increasingly angry barrage area, Wang Xiaoming also felt depressed.

Although he would occasionally encounter a few CP gangsters fighting each other when watching Jingyu's video, at that time he was watching with relish, but this time when he was on the stage, he couldn't enjoy it anymore.

If it was before today, maybe he could still maintain an indifferent attitude, but since he vaguely realized that he seems to like Stormy Storm...he seems to have no choice but to be indifferent.

Of course, Wang Xiaoming doesn't care who wins or loses in the final pinch of CP fans, he has something to say, it's just Jing Yu.

Jingyu, it seems that he doesn't care about the fact that he has been CP with someone... Even if his CP with someone is brushed up in the barrage on Weibo, he never seems to be angry.

This kind of Jingyu seems to be very easy-going, but Wang Xiaoming feels that this is not because Jingyu is easy-going to CP fans, but because Jingyu...he doesn't care.

It doesn't matter who gets the CP with him, it doesn't matter if it's a storm, he doesn't care about those mates, he doesn't care about those who get CP, because he doesn't care.

Wang Xiaoming, who was so excited just because a few people joined him and Jingyu in the CP, silently turned off the video of the rich man, and refreshed his Weibo in a subtle mood.

Every time Jingyu was paired with other grandma masters Lalang, he never explicitly denied it. Although CP fans’ Lalang matching is not worth serious, but in the long run, because of his casual attitude, he is firm with other grandma masters. Compared with his denial, his CP fans began to lean towards the fact that their YY was real, and even forgot that they were just joking in the first place.

All grandmas have CP fans, but none of them has a stronger fighting value than Jingyu's CP fans. Apart from the reason that his CP fans are too brainy, there is also a large part of the reason It is because of Jingyu's inaction and silence.

I don't know if it was because of the tacit understanding at that moment, but the moment Wang Xiaoming refreshed Weibo, the latest Weibo of Jingyu came into his eyes——

Jingyu: Hanyuedao and I have always been just friends, girls, don’t be too imaginative, Laohan is too smart, I like stupid ones//Colorful Panda: I uploaded a video of Mianji’s Monopoly I am handsome Hanyue Dao Jun Xiaojian, a fish who loves cats After reading this Weibo, Wang Xiaoming's first reaction was——

Fuck!Jingyu came out to deny him and Hanyuedao's CP!God!Don't stop him!He's going to buy lottery tickets!This is the first time in 800 years!

Then--

Fuck!Jing Yu actually likes idiots with low IQs!What a weird aesthetic!Ha ha ha ha!

And then--

……Huh?Is there something wrong? ! ! !