Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

Seeing a wave of strange language in the message area of ​​the bullet screen, Wang Xiaoming snorted, typed with a crackling sound, and left a few large characters in the message area——

#999 The old king next door praised me for being handsome

Where did I show off! ! !I am a fresh and honest big brother!

Damn, I just uploaded a video less than a day ago, and it already has nearly a thousand comments!It's crazy!

Wang Xiaoming turned his head to look at other people's comments, but when he refreshed, he saw Jingyu's latest comment, and it was one second later than him, because the default sorting of comments is by time, and later comments will be ranked earlier Therefore, Wang Xiaoming's comment just now was under the pressure of Jingyu's comment... Hey, isn't it a bit strange? !

#1000 Stormy Storm

Lao Wang is so coquettish, I can't hold it _(:3」∠)_

……puff!

Wang Xiaoming almost spit on the screen.

Big storm!You are OOC!What about the high-cold male god?The promised cold, beautiful and noble flower of the high mountains!

Don't give up the treatment, take the medicine quickly! ! !

And, the most important thing - what does it mean that Pharaoh is too coquettish?He is obviously very fresh and upright!

So Wang Xiaoming immediately typed a reply to Jingyu—huh!It's obviously your wave!

This tone seems a little arrogant, Wang Xiaoming rubbed his chin, thought for a few seconds, then tapped the keyboard and added a kaomoji——╭(╯^╰)╮ After replying, Wang Xiaoming refreshed the interface, It turns out that there are actually many more replies under my 999th comment——

Soy sauce masturbation: found a wild old king! (°°) Master Ball Soy Sauce: Take a photo with Lao Wang! (°°) Master Ball

You Lu Guo Da Jiang: Go Master Ball! (°°) Master Ball

Smacking soy sauce: eat me a master ball! (°°) Master balls have been beaten with soy sauce: Eat me a dozen master balls! (°°) Master Ball (°°) Master Ball (°°) Master Ball was thrown for the first time in my life!

There was a sense of sadness and satisfaction in my heart that I had been so transparent for many years and finally became a big man. Wang Xiaoming looked at the little fairies he loved and hated on the screen with satisfaction, and replied one by one. Turning down the page, and after reading a few He couldn't hold it anymore--

The head of the Qingmu Hall of Jingwangjiao: Old Wang, you little goblin, don't be stubborn!Everyone in Jingyu said you were flirtatious! 233

Head of the Scarlet Fire Hall of Jingwangjiao: The storm is so big, you must not be able to control it!Hurry up and accept Pharaoh! 233

Jing Wang taught the head of the Xijin Hall: Just like Shou would not admit that he is Shou, Xiao Jiji generally... Cough cough, there is a big storm, you have worked hard!

……you!they!real!of!yes!yes!he!of!pink!Silk!? !

Wang Xiaoming felt that he was so angry that he was about to become pregnant!

Wang Xiaoming went back to look at the reply under Jingyu's comment, and then he found that his pattern Tucson was really broken.

Except for the reply of throwing the master ball in various postures and tricks, the rest are such replies——

Master of Xuanshui Hall of Jingwangjiao: There is a difference of one second in the comment time before and after!Emma, ​​tell me that it must be my illusion that the male gods live together!

Head of the Huangtu Hall of Jingwang Sect: You are not alone upstairs!Even if they don't live together, they have a tacit understanding!

Soy sauce: Jingyu’s comment just happens to be above Lao Wang, so... tell me it’s not a coincidence!

Too much soy sauce: This is no coincidence!It turns out that Pharaoh is right under the storm!They must have wanted to expose their body positions in this way. Oily Dajiang: I feel like I know too much, so what if Lao Wang's comment is on Jingyu next time?

I've had soy sauce: It must be because they changed the riding position

...Riding your sister!

Wang Xiaoming felt that he was about to have a miscarriage due to anger!

Especially when it came to a certain comment, someone suddenly popped up and said—Jing Yu said Lao Wang was coquettish, Lao Wang said Jing Yu Lang, are you really flirting?I, the onlookers, can't stand it anymore, since you guys are a little wave urging a little slut, hurry up and get together!Don't come out and harm other people!

Then, the following comments began to line up——

Xiaolang urged and Xiaoshaohuo to get together quickly!

Xiaolang urged and Xiaoshaohuo to get together quickly!

Xiaolang urged and Xiaoshaohuo to get together quickly!

……

Wang Xiaoming's mind exploded, just in time to hear the sound of the penguin reminding his friends to go online. He opened it and saw that Jingyu was already online. He forgot the embarrassment with Jingyu last night, and ran to knock Jingyu as soon as his brain got hot.

Shuai to have no friends: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

……

After a few minutes, Jingyu replied.

Stormwind: Whose?

Wang Xiaoming was stunned, he was thinking about how to complain to Jingyu just now, after seeing Jingyu's reply, he looked forward, only to realize that he had just sent something to him, and immediately felt embarrassed.

Too handsome to have friends: No!I said I was about to get pregnant! ! !

Stormy: Calm down

Too handsome to have friends: You can't be calm!

Convulsive rain: don't move the tire gas

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Too handsome to have any friends: I feel like I'm going to get an ectopic pregnancy from your anger!

Stormy Storm: What's wrong?

Too handsome to have any friends: Look!You don't care about your fans!Too insane!

Wang Xiaoming took screenshots of the replies from the group of fans, especially those who queued up for Xiaolang to urge the little flirts to get together soon. After the screenshots, he said heartbrokenly——

Too handsome to have any friends: Too crazy!Where did I flirt?I'm obviously very fresh and upright!

Stormy Storm: I feel they are right

So handsome that he has no friends: ==

Jingyu: Good boy, they were just joking, what's so serious about it? Too handsome to have no friends: ...It was obviously you who started it!Why did you leave a message saying that I was coquettish and that you were going to be unable to hold it or something!After you finished speaking, they started queuing up to tease me, okay!You are the culprit!I'm so angry that I'm pregnant!

Jingyu: Oh, then I will be responsible

Too handsome to have any friends: What are you in charge of?Mental damage fee?

Stormy Storm: The Child in Your Belly

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Jingyu: And I'm telling the truth, aren't you flirtatious?

Too handsome to have any friends: Where am I flirting? !

Stormy Storm: Everywhere

Too handsome to have friends: ...Stop!This topic seems to be getting weirder and weirder!

Jingyu: It’s true that I can’t hold it anymore

Too handsome to have any friends: ... huh?

Jingyu: When I danced Little Apple with you yesterday, I was so hard and so handsome that I have no friends: Ahhh?

Jingyu: Fortunately, the pants I wore yesterday were relatively thick, so no one could tell that I was so handsome. Friend: You must have been hacked, right? !

storm: no

Too handsome to have friends: I know!It must be the colorful panda on your penguin!You are a colorful panda, aren't you? !

storm: no

Too handsome to have any friends: Then you are Hanyue Dao! ! !

Jingyu: Do you want me to repeat what you confessed yesterday?

Wang Xiaoming was so shocked that he was about to get pregnant!He is fertilized!

This god-like god unfolds!

So handsome that he has no friends: I, I, I didn't confess!

Jingyu: Didn’t you say that you like me, you like me too much, you like me very much, you like me very much, if you don’t watch my videos or live broadcasts for a day, you will feel uncomfortable, and you don’t want to live anymore, you like me so much He is so handsome that he has no friends: ...

Jingyu: Do you want me to provide evidence?

Too handsome to have friends: No! ! !

Just after Wang Xiaoming sent the no-dos, he saw the screenshots of Jingyururui, which were the words he said yesterday, but after Wang Xiaoming read those screenshots, his attention was not on those bad excuses he made last night.

Too handsome to have any friends: Why is my note a little slut? ? ?What does little slut mean? ? ?

Jingyu: The little slut just means one thing, you are very saucy

Too handsome to have any friends: Just wait for me! ! !I want to change your note to Xiaolang reminder! ! !

Jingyu: Well, just right, the name of the couple

So handsome that he has no friends: ... Jingyuda, you must have forgotten to take your medicine today!Don't give up treatment!Take medicine quickly!Mental health is a disease!Take medicine quickly!

Why did the aloof male god in his mind become what he is today? QAQ must be the wrong posture of his crush!

Jingyu: I'm sick, do you have medicine?

So handsome that he has no friends: Where is the high-cold male god that was agreed? QAQ

Stormy Storm: Are you disappointed?

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

No, Wang Xiaoming said, not only is he not disappointed, but it seems...it seems that he likes Stormy Storm even more!

Help!The setting of Jingyu Dada, who is so precise, is so touching!He seems to like Jing Yuda even more than yesterday!

So handsome that I have no friends: Once I accept this setting...it seems to be quite emotional. Surprised by the storm: Then it’s over

Too handsome to have any friends: ... huh?

Stormy Storm: Let's be together

Too handsome to have friends: Huh?

Wang Xiaoming was stunned!

This unfolds like a god!

He had just accepted the fact that he had become gay, how could his crush come out in the blink of an eye!

Isn't this the rhythm that forced him to take a detour to the end? ! !

Stormy Storm: Shouldn't you be happy with your reaction?

So handsome that he has no friends: According to the normal plot, it seems that it should be like this...

Stormwind: Is the current plot abnormal?

Too handsome to have friends: ... Don't you think you bend too fast?It seems like we just met yesterday!

Although Wang Xiaoming is very happy that the male god also seems to have a crush on him...but the plot develops too fast. Even a man who is as narcissistic as he thinks everyone should bow down under his boxer underpants can't help being stunned—— Hey, male god, are you bending too fast and too naturally? ! !

Jingyu: Actually, when I watched your video for the first time, I felt so handsome that I had no friends: ...Ahhh?

Jingyu: Just like in the bullet screen, when I heard your voice, I became so hard and handsome that I have no friends: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Jingyu: Your panting is so coquettish that even straight men can listen to it

So handsome that he has no friends: ... Straight men won't listen to a man's voice hard!

Stormy Storm: So I'm Probably Naturally Gay

Too handsome to have any friends: You said before that you had a lot of girlfriends!

Jingyu: Do you believe me when I tell you?

So handsome that he has no friends: I believe it

Jingyu: Sometimes a man is quite face-saving

Too handsome to have any friends: ...you are only eighteen, what kind of man is a man!

After typing this sentence, Wang Xiaoming's feverish forehead also calmed down a little.

That's right, Jingyu is only eighteen... a young man, do he really know what he likes and doesn't like?As a teenager, do you really have an accurate judgment on your own sexuality?

Even he, back then, was ignorant of abstract concepts like love, but felt that everyone around him was falling in love, so he also wanted to find someone to fall in love with, and the boys around him were all in love with him. Girls fall in love, so he also wants to find a girl to fall in love with, and the current storm is nothing more than that. Can a teenager really distinguish these things?

Maybe Jingyu was just misled by those crazy barrage of CP fans... Thinking of this, Wang Xiaoming calmed down a lot.

After all, he is no longer a boy who will do things without any scruples when his head is hot.

Although the reaction was a bit slow, in some respects, Wang Xiaoming thought he was still very principled.

The point is - it seems that he has a vague sense of guilt for such a thing as breaking a boy.

If things are really as Jingyu said...

Stormy Storm: Nineteen next week

Too handsome to have any friends: ... huh?

Stormy Storm: I'm going to be nineteen next week

So handsome that I have no friends: You are still much younger than me, you little boy Jingyu: But I am taller than you

Too handsome to have any friends: ...Hmph!Those who use their height to attack others should be burned to death!

Stormy Storm: So should you give me a birthday present?

Wang Xiaoming thought seriously for a few minutes, and he remembered that in the Baidu Encyclopedia information, there seems to be a birthday of Jingyu... and it seems that it is really next week.

Too handsome to have any friends: Hahahahahaha you are actually a Virgo!

Jingyu: ...is this the point?

Too handsome to have no friends: Do you really have obsessive-compulsive disorder? ? ?

Thunderstorm: Is that the point?

Too handsome to have friends: Do you also have a cleanliness?

Stormy Storm: ...

Too handsome to have any friends: As the number one hacked Weibo user, can I interview you about your feelings Jingyu: ...

Too handsome to have any friends: Hahahahahahahahahaha!I'll give you a vacuum cleaner for your birthday, okay?How about a cleaning three-piece set?Or send an apron?The pink one, the very flamboyant one: keep this for yourself

Jingyu: After we are together in the future, you can show me how handsome you are without friends: ...

Too handsome to have friends: Who wants to wear this for you? ! !

So handsome that he has no friends: Show me what you wear!And you can't wear anything inside!Don't even wear pants!Just wear a pink apron to cover up little Jiji!snort!

Wang Xiaoming smiled while imagining that scene.

Then--

Stormwind: Not impossible

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Stormy Storm: But you are too harsh, I hate it

Help! ! !What about your image, male god! ! !What about the high-cold male god who agreed to take me to pretend and take me to fly? ! !

Wang Xiaoming's expression almost cracked!

So handsome that he has no friends: Male God, you are too hot, you blinded my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes Jingyu: If you are not hot, can you be your male god?

Too handsome to have any friends: No, I have to take a screenshot and post on Weibo where my male god is Xiaolangcui.

The savvy male god Xiaolang reminded: Your male god called you to come down to eat, and you are so handsome that you have no friends: now?

Wang Xiaoming looked at the time in the lower right corner of the screen, and it was just before nine o'clock in the morning.

The savvy male god Xiaolang urges: Go out for a walk by the way

Too handsome to have friends: The two of us?

The male god Xiaolang reminded: If you want to form a group, it is not impossible to be so handsome that you have no friends: No! ! !Teaming up with two is ok!The difficulty will increase in multiplayer mode!

The savvy male god Xiaolang urged: Then you come down now

Too handsome to have friends: ...how do you know which hotel I live in? ? ?

The fine-sounding male god Xiaolang reminded: Because when you posted on Weibo last night, you were so handsome that you have no friends: Huh? ! !

The male god Xiaolang reminded: I guess some of your fans are trying to stop you near the hotel these days, you are so low-key and handsome that you have no friends: I feel so painful just looking at your name

The savvy male god Xiaolang urged: Huh?

Too handsome to have friends: ... Nothing, I'm going down now!You wait!I will come down immediately!

After typing this line, Wang Xiaoming changed the remark of Jingyu from Xiaolang to Jingyu with a painful expression on his face.

Stormy Storm: Yeah

Too handsome to have friends: Much more pleasing to the eye...

Stormy Storm: Huh?

Too handsome to have any friends: Keke, it's nothing, I'm coming down now!

After turning off the computer, Wang Xiaoming brushed his teeth and washed his face at a godlike speed, changed into clean clothes, and went downstairs humming an out-of-key song.

"Holding you in my hands ~ Burning incense piously ~ Cutting off a piece of candlelight ~ Lighting up the economics ~ Don't ask for soul-stirring ~ Just ask for a love ~ Love hurts at the end ~ Cry so desperately ~"

After walking out of the hotel gate, Wang Xiaoming saw Jingyu at a glance...or it should be Yu Fengjing.

Even in City B, a city with a high per capita height standard, Yu Fengjing's height still stood out from the crowd. He was wearing fresh casual clothes, with a black T-shirt on top and a pair of loose slacks on the bottom.

Today's Yu Fengjing is still very handsome, his hair is black without any highlights and dyed so naturally and vigorously, his facial features are handsome and three-dimensional, from the side, he looks like a beautiful young model in a magazine poster, even if he is just leaning lazily He was playing with his mobile phone on the wall with his head down, without a standing position, but his temperament and appearance, which was different from ordinary people, still attracted the attention of most people—of course, most of them were girls who came and went.

Most of the girls passing by would take one more look at Yu Fengjing, and then walk away blushing.

Wang Xiaoming glanced into the crowd from a distance, and saw Yu Fengjing at a glance.

Yu Fengjing seemed to feel something too, and happened to raise his head at this moment, so his eyes intersected with Wang Xiaoming's in the air, then he hooked his lips and smiled slightly at Wang Xiaoming.

Wang Xiaoming was in a daze for a moment, but his eyes couldn't help it, because of a certain sentence Yu Fengjing just said, it fell down, and finally landed on Yu Fengjing's loose slacks——

"When I danced Little Apple with you yesterday, I was almost hard..."

"Fortunately, the pants I wore yesterday were relatively thick, so no one could tell..."

After realizing what he was thinking, Wang Xiaoming's face almost turned red.

Help! ! !Mother! ! !Not only did he become a gay man!He also evolved into a pervert!