Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

The largest same-sex dating website in the country?

Wang Xiaoming thought for a few minutes, and decided to seek help, so he opened a chat group and started typing.

This chat group is full of great writers from Jidian.com, and all of them are the leading masters of Jidian.com. Basically, shaking a leg hair can crush all the little gods pink, and any one of them can cause a burst of blood. Rainy wind, of course, Wang Xiaoming's vest is so handsome that he has no friends is one of them.

Too handsome to have no friends: What is the largest same-sex-dating-friends website in the country?

Wang Xiaoming took a screenshot. He hadn't heard of any same-sex dating sites before. Could it be a gay dating site?

Soon, other people bubbled up in the group.

Desert Seven Wolves: Xiaoshuai, are you going to have sex with friends?

Too handsome to have any friends: No way!I mean what is this website for?

Desert Seven Wolves: Why don't you want to ask?

Too handsome to have friends: I'm curious!What the hell is this site for?

Master Diancang: Same Sex Make Friends

Too handsome to have friends: Die!

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Hahaha, Xiaoshuai, don’t you know?It’s Station B, so handsome that he has no friends: I know Station B, I watched videos there a few days ago... How come I don’t know when it became a same-sex-dating-friends website?

The seven wolves of the desert, Master Diancang, and the domineering watermelon knife are all master writers of Jidian.

The Seven Wolves of the Desert specializes in fantasy novels of other worlds, and several of his masterpieces can basically be regarded as the pioneering works of fantasy novels of other worlds by Ji Dianliu.

Master Diancang, the online game novels he wrote are very famous, but the most famous is the number of words in each of his novels... because each of his novels has a super word count!class!many!Although in Jidian Novel.com, a novel with a word count of less than 100 million is embarrassed to call itself a novel, but Master Diancang has at least 500 million words in each novel, and the online game novel he is currently serializing even has a word count of more than 1000. [-], ranking first in the word count list of Jidian.com all the year round, and no one can surpass it within ten years.

The domineering watermelon knife, the master of urban writing, the most amazing thing is his unpredictable hand speed. It is said that every time he spells with others, he has never lost. It is said that his top speed is 1 per hour. What is the concept of ten thousand?30 characters in an hour, almost [-] characters in [-] minute!In addition to the speed of [-] streets per hour, the domineering watermelon knife also refreshed the update list of Jidian.com with a terrifying record of updating [-] chapters and [-] words in one day, and thus won the honorable title of "Jiandian Codewriter". , is still an immortal legend.

However, these great gods who are bloody outside are very good friends in private. Even if their fans like to pinch each other's fans, the relationship between them is still very good. Wang Xiaoming likes this group very much Although the truth about those great gods really disillusioned him when he first joined the group.

Because they all like to tune one by one!play!he!

What a nuisance, hum.

Like now.

So handsome that he has no friends: I just took a peek at the Weibo of a B station UP owner. I want to know why he has so many girls fans? ! !Why do so many girl fans want to give birth to him? ! !

Too handsome to have any friends: Why do I have no sister!son!pink!

As a great writer, Wang Xiaoming hates the most in his life - that is, he doesn't even have a girl fan.

Desert seven wolves: because you are stupid

Master Diancang: Because you are ugly

Domineering Watermelon Knife: This is a world of faces

Too handsome to have friends: I'm not stupid!I'm an undergraduate!

Desert Seven Wolves: What is there to be proud of after graduating from an undergraduate degree?Now the streets are full of college graduates who are so handsome that they have no friends: I am not ugly either!Didn't you see my name?So handsome that he has no friends!

Master Diancang: Are the seven desert wolves really wolves?Is the domineering watermelon knife really a watermelon?Therefore, we can conclude that you are not handsome Desert Seven Wolves: What you say makes sense, but I am speechless. Domineering Watermelon Knife: What you say makes sense, but I am speechless... It seems, Is there really nothing wrong with that?

Wang Xiaoming thought silently for a second.

Too handsome to have any friends: Your sister! ! !

Master Diancang: I have no sister

Too handsome to have friends: Your uncle! ! !

Master Diancang: What do you want to do to my uncle?

Too handsome to have no friends: ... don't want to do anything

Master Diancang: Then why do you call him an old man?

Too handsome to have no friends: It seems something is wrong... No, this is not what I want to ask!Don't change the subject of being so handsome that you have no friends: how can you have girls fans!

Seven Wolves of the Desert: You have nothing to look forward to in your life, why don't you become a girl yourself? Master Diancang: Go to Thailand for an operation, and by the way, you can visit the Grand Palace. Domineering Watermelon Knife: After you become a girl, remember to give us a break first So handsome that he has no friends: You gays!roll roll roll!I was serious!

Desert Seven Wolves: Since you asked sincerely, then I will tell you mercifully. Desert Seven Wolves: Just give up

Too handsome to have any friends: Hmph!I must successfully hook up a girl fan and come back to show you!

Master Diancang: Come to gamble?Bet on whether you can hook up with a girl who is so handsome that she has no friends within a week: Just bet, whoever is afraid of whom!What if I win the bet?

Domineering Watermelon Knife: If you win, you can make a request to one of the three of us. If we win, each of us will make a request to you, which must be completed. ah?How unfair!

Seven Wolves of the Desert: You are stupid. If you win, you can command the three of us, but if we win, you can only command you alone. It is obvious that we are so handsome that we have no friends: think about it carefully, it seems true It's such a thing. Wang Xiaoming thought for a second silently, and then happily agreed.

Desert Seven Wolves: Sometimes, I feel that there is really no cure for the disease of low IQ. Master Diancang: Agree

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Couldn't Agree More

Too handsome to have friends: ... What do you mean?

Desert Seven Wolves: Literally, Xiaoshuai, don’t give up on treatment. Master Diancang: Remember to take your medicine on time

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Obediently listen to the doctor

Seeing this, Wang Xiaoming suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

He glanced back silently and thought for a minute.

If he wins, he can make a request to one of the Desert Seven Wolves, Master Diancang, and Domineering Watermelon Knife. If the Desert Seven Wolves win, each of them can make a request to him... Wait, everyone makes one request Requirements, there are three of them, doesn't that mean he has to fulfill three requirements?

That is to say, if he wins, one of the three people only needs to complete one of his requests, but if he loses, he has to complete one of the three requests...a total of three requests?No matter how you think about it, he is at a loss!

So handsome that he has no friends: ...you are kidding me!unfair!

Desert seven wolves: 22 minute [-] seconds

Too handsome to have any friends: What the hell?

Master Diancang: It took 22 minute and [-] seconds for Xiaoshuai to react. Domineering Watermelon Knife: The length of your reflex arc

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Desert Seven Wolves: Sometimes, I feel that there is really no cure for the disease of low IQ. Master Diancang: Agree

Domineering Watermelon Knife: Couldn't Agree More