Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

As one of the master writers of Jidian Novel.com, almost every novel he writes is considered a masterpiece of stallion novels.

What is a stallion novel?In the stallion novels, the protagonists are evil, charming, cool and tyrannical, the gay friends are all stepping up for the protagonist, the women are deeply in love with the protagonist and understand righteousness at the same time, and the old enemies are all destined to be defeated by the protagonist ... There are not many stallion novels of this kind, but the novels that are too handsome to have friends can stand out from many stallion novels, and even become gods on the altar, which naturally has its unique features.

A novel so handsome that he has no friends claims to have the YY ability to break through the sky and the lower limit that is always refreshed. Only readers can't think of it, and he can't write it without him. Endless keyboards, no knees that he can't poke.

Take a chestnut.

The representative work of being so handsome that he has no friends - "Three Thousand Harems of Extremely Handsome Guys", the title of this novel is definitely not an exaggeration!Because there are really [-] female characters appearing in this novel, and each female character has a name, a surname, and flesh and blood, and all of them are taken into the harem by the protagonist!This novel is hailed as a masterpiece of stallion harem novels. Up to now, no stallion novel can surpass the number of women in this novel, and this novel is more because of the final ending - the protagonist and three thousand sisters After fighting for three days and three nights, the blood of the dragon in the body was completely activated, so he tore through the void and ascended to another world, and went to a wider world to continue to have sex with girls—and has since been called a masterpiece.

This novel is just the debut novel of being so handsome that he has no friends, but because of this novel, he has become a god since then.

After becoming a god, he is so handsome that he has no friends. He still maintains a charming, cool and domineering style. He has written one novel after another for readers to read on their knees on the keyboard. The book review area, Weibo, and forums are full of fans and Hei Hei fighting each other. Fans are trying their best to praise him, and Hei Hei hates him to death, but the more Hei Hei gets, the more he pinches and becomes redder, the more red he is, More and more people pinch him.In the end, as long as there is him, there will be fights, and as long as there is him, there will be blood and rain.

A man with a bloody style, this kind of setting is very touching when you think about it.

But in reality, he is so handsome that he has no friends, but he is not as evil as he is on the Internet, because his name in reality is very ordinary - his name is Wang Xiaoming.

Does it sound familiar?

Known as one of the "Five Strange People" in elementary school mathematics textbooks, the mischievous little goblin who likes to go out early but deliberately slows down to wait for his brother to catch up is called Xiao Ming. Maybe one of the ten people killed by a signboard on the street is called Xiao Ming. Xiao Ming, paired with Shang Wang's rotten street name, is simply a rotten street effect + MAX.

Urban legend, it is said that in your life, you will meet three people named Wang Xiaoming.

After more than [-] years of being called names on the street, many people turned their heads back, Wang Xiaoming learned from the pain, and gave himself an evil, cool and domineering pseudonym on the Internet-too handsome to have no friends!Every morning I wake up handsome, so cool that I have no friends!

He will never forget the long series of meaningful ellipses sent by the editor when he signed the contract with Jidian.com and received the contract signed with his real name.

After that, he saw a joke on that editor's Weibo.

@基点Editor Machine Debate: I received a contract from a writer. His pen name is very evil and cool, similar to Aolong Zaitian, but his real name is Li Goudan.

After Wang Xiaoming read it, he felt that he had been hit by an arrow in his knee.

... Li Goudan was talking about him?your sister!Is Wang Xiaoming much taller than Li Goudan? ! ! !

In short, the painful name of Wang Xiaoming is a pain that Wang Xiaoming can't heal in his life. As for Wang Xiaoming's second pain that can't be healed in his life, it is that he has been writing novels for so many years, and he has a sister!son!pink!All!Wood!have!

In his book review area, forums, and Weibo, there are always only male readers who are urging him to change his presence, even a cute girl!Wood!have!He used to poke the ids of those who followed him on Weibo one by one when he had nothing to do, only to find out that all of them were male ♂, and there was not a single girl. He couldn't be more sad.

For those writers who have a lot of fans, Wang Xiaoming expresses his envy, jealousy and hatred, especially those writers who have more than N cute girls on Weibo and shout that I want to give birth to you. Wang Xiaoming is so envious and jealous He wants to hit the keyboard, but he can only be dryly envious, he doesn't seem to have the aura to attract girls... So at this time, he can only quietly poke the Weibo of those girls with cute avatars, and then quietly follow them.

One day, Wang Xiaoming quietly paid attention to a girl with a very cute profile picture. The profile picture of that girl should be her own. She has cute short hair and a pair of black-rimmed glasses. She is the type that Wang Xiaoming likes. He was immediately hit by it , clicked on the girl's Weibo, and began to look at the girl's homepage.

As a result, he clicked on the girl's homepage, and he was instantly stunned.

Because the girl's homepage all reprinted the same person's Weibo, after each repost, the girl roared frantically: Marry me a man! ! !God, I want to give birth to you! ! !Male god, I want to give birth to a monkey for you! ! !God, I want to give you a zoo! ! !

Wang Xiaoming was envious of Cry. He was both envious and jealous, and silently opened the Weibo of the reposted person.

As soon as he entered, Wang Xiaoming was shocked by the number of fans of that person, because this person had neither a profile nor a Weibo big V certification, but the number of fans on Weibo was about the same as his verified big V.

But what makes him envy and hate the most is the likes, reposts and comments on every Weibo post of this person, because every single item has blown up Wang Xiaoming, dumping Wang Xiaoming's [-] streets, although Wang Xiaoming has many Weibo fans , but most of them are diving or zombie fans. No matter what Weibo he posts, there will always be reminders and curses on Weibo.

So he poked open the comment on that person's Weibo with envy, jealousy and hatred, and was once again blinded by the screen full of male gods marrying my male god, I want to give birth to you.

Of course, what Wang Xiaoming envied and hated the most was that all the people who commented were avatars!like!of!soft!sister!son!

With envy, jealousy and hatred, Wang Xiaoming quietly Baidu checked the Weibo owner's id, and then saw the Weibo owner's Baidu Encyclopedia... Huh, so what if there is Baidu Encyclopedia, he is also a man who has Baidu Encyclopedia!Wang Xiaoming continued to read, and saw the profile of the character—Jingyu, the country's largest same-sex-dating-friends website and a well-known horror game live-action popular host. Loved by the audience, his talent is that the sound can make people's ears pregnant and he can dance square dances. He claims to be a man who can become the lead dancer of square dances. The best dancer is Little Apple.

The largest same-sex dating website in the country...?

Wang Xiaoming suddenly felt that a door to a new world had opened.