Grandma, I want to talk to you about life

So handsome that he has no friends: ...

Too handsome to have any friends: You gays!roll roll roll!

Desert Seven Wolves: Xiaoshuai, you only know how to swear, don't you?The ears can hear the cocoon, and if I can change it, I'm not handsome enough to have no friends: ... Get out, I'm going to hook up with girls fans!You wait for me!I want you to lose without even a pair of underwear left!

After putting down the harsh words, Wang Xiaoming thought silently for 5 minutes.

...How can I hook up with a girl fan?

After thinking about it, Wang Xiaoming found that among the writers he knew, Can Xue Jinghong was the one with the most girl fans.

Can Xue Jinghong, a great god-level writer of Jidian Novel Network, whose works have been ranked in the top three of Jidian Novel's favorite list and reward list all year round, a veritable master.

Can Xue Jinghong's works are majestic but delicate in writing, unlike ordinary male authors, so many readers have doubts about the gender of the great god. In addition, Can Xue Jinghong has never attended any author meeting on the base novel network, etc. So far, gender has become an issue. However, because the great god has no stallion and no harem, the male protagonist will always have only gay friends by his side, and the passionate plot will always be filled with a lingering faint natural rotten atmosphere. title.

Wang Xiaoming has been in the author group for so long, of course he knows that Can Xue Jinghong is a man, but he still follows the trend and calls Goddess Can Xue Jinghong.He followed Can Xue Jinghong's Weibo, and found that every time Can Xue Jinghong posted on Weibo, there were a lot of girls below desperately swiping the screen, Goddess, I want to give birth to you, etc... It really made him envious and frustrated Bend forward.

Could it be that he wants to sell rottenness like Can Xue Jinghong's novel, and occasionally let the hero and supporting actor have sex...

Wang Xiaoming thought about it seriously for a minute, imagining the scene in which the evil, cool and domineering stallion male protagonist in his pen had sex... The picture was so beautiful that he didn't dare to look at it carefully.

As a straight man, a concubine can't do it if he writes about gay sex!

So Wang Xiaoming resolutely gave up the route of taking the goddess to hook up with girl fans.

Soon, Wang Xiaoming remembered the granny whom he had peeked at before. Every time that granny posted on Weibo, some girls frantically swiped at granny, I want to give birth to a child... Where is his charm?Although Wang Xiaoming occasionally watches videos at station B, but he usually watches movies, animations and the like, so he doesn't quite understand why the grandma is so popular.

And the video posted by that granny seems to be a horror game commentary... Are all the girls so courageous now?

Wang Xiaoming doesn't like playing games very much, because he is a handicapped party, and he can't even pass the small stand-alone games like Plants vs. After reading these six words in the horror game commentary, he felt that his whole body was not good.

But think about the soft girls under the granny's Weibo, once Wang Xiaoming gritted his teeth, he is not even afraid of girls, what is he afraid of as a big man!Come, come, who is afraid of whom!

...But why do girls nowadays have such a heavy taste and like to watch horror game commentaries?

So Wang Xiaoming went to station B and searched for the name of the grandma—Jingyu.

Then he found Jingyu's personal space, and when he pulled it down, he was shocked by the number of videos of Grandma Jingyu, there were more than a dozen pages, and the upload date of the first video was two years ago Yes, the completion can be said to be highly productive.Jingyu’s B station also has 10,000+ fans. Although Wang Xiaoming doesn’t know much about the popularity of those grandmas at B station, just looking at the 10,000+ fans of Jingyu, he can be regarded as a master at B station.

There are 10,000+ people who follow Jingyu, but there are only a few people on Jingyu's follow list. Of course, Wang Xiaoming, the grandma, doesn't recognize any of them, but in his opinion, Jingyu seems a bit cold and noble, because Jingyu Feng Yu's Weibo has only a few followers, which is completely incomparable to his Weibo who has followed hundreds of people!

... Although I don't know what to be proud of, but Wang Xiaoming was secretly happy for a while.

Sure enough, just like Baidu Encyclopedia said, all the videos uploaded by Jingyu are live horror game commentaries. Looking at the titles of those videos, Wang Xiaoming was a little timid and didn't dare to click in. But when he thought about it, there are so many soft girls He likes to watch these horror game commentaries, he must think about it carefully, and see how to hook up with girls fans!

Jing Yu is so popular in horror game live, he can also do it! ...Imagine that in the near future there will be countless soft girls swiping the screen desperately under his Weibo, I want to give birth to you or something, and I am a little excited.

So Wang Xiaoming clicked on Jingyu's latest horror game commentary video uploaded with good fantasies.

As soon as he opened the video, Wang Xiaoming was scared to pee by the barrage of colorful fonts.

Grandma, I want to give birth to a child!

hello pornstar

For safety reasons, please be sure to bring your headphones!

my ear is getting pregnant

I rolled in when I saw the storm

I get hard when I hear the sound

The voice is full of lust, begging to scream, begging to pant

……

The colorful fonts changed and swiped the screen frantically. Wang Xiaoming was stunned. He silently glanced at the length of the video, and found that it was only 10 minutes. Moreover, the video had only been uploaded for less than half an hour, but the number of bullet screens had reached insanity. [-], and it is still rising rapidly at a speed visible to the naked eye.

...It must be the wrong way for him to open it.

Wang Xiaoming silently forked the latest video, turned a few pages back, and found a video uploaded a month ago.

As soon as he poked it open, he was scared to pee again. The colorful fonts blocked him so much that he couldn't even see the screen clearly. When he looked at the upper right corner, the barrage had reached the upper limit of [-]. It was frantic.

Wang Xiaoming silently changed into a pair of pants, blocked the barrage, and started watching the video.

At the beginning of the video, a game interface appeared.

Then, there was a soft voice with a clear voice. Although the voice was deliberately low and hoarse, but the end of the sound was naturally raised, which immediately attracted the audience's attention... like A small feather faintly scratched the bottom of the person's heart, crisp and itchy.

"Hello everyone, I am the man who is going to be the lead dancer of the square dance—Jing Yu, today I will bring you the live version of the square dance version of Little Apple..."

Then, a chuckle came out through the screen.

"The above is of course a joke. Today I want to bring you a live broadcast of the horror game "Road to Escape from Devil's Hospital"..."

Wang Xiaoming is not voice-controlled, he usually doesn't pay much attention to other people's voices, and he doesn't pick singers when listening to songs, but after hearing the voice of this grandma today, he was suddenly amazed.

For the first time in his life, Wang Xiaoming discovered that a person's voice can be heard so well.