God help me

He said he wanted Chu Xiaotang to play Iwanna with him, but in fact it was true.Fang Shenxing opened the Iwanna downloaded in the F disk of the computer, and clicked on a series that had not been played in order to start playing.

Chu Xiaotang dragged a chair from the living room and sat beside Fang Shenxing.Since preparing for the Iwanna competition, the two of them haven't recorded live together for a long time.Wouldn't it be better to have a special live broadcast with Fang Shenxing today, which happens to be able to refute the rumors of today's fight, proving that they are really together, not just making up.

Chu Xiaotang told Fang Shenxing his thoughts, and Fang Shenxing agreed without hesitation, and suggested: "Why don't you live broadcast, the new function of station B."

"Okay, you can go to Weibo and say something, and I'll repost yours." While Chu Xiaotang was speaking, he had already turned on his phone's Weibo, and he was ready to repost Fang Shenxing's Weibo.

Fang Shenxing glanced at the time, it was 5 minutes before [-]:[-] pm.After he posted Weibo, Chu Xiaotang successfully became the first person to retweet the male god's Weibo.

Teacher Wan: To celebrate the opening of the live broadcast function at station B, I and V, the second uncle of the Tang family, will live broadcast Iwanna in the live broadcast hall at [-] o'clock this afternoon. Welcome to watch [address]

Before the game started, Fang Shenxing opened the recording software first. Although it was a live broadcast, he still needed to edit it before uploading it to Station B.

Five minutes later, at 5 o'clock Beijing time, the number of people in the live broadcast room quickly soared from the two people before posting Weibo to more than 2 people.

The rapid increase really surprised Chu Xiaotang.

The live broadcast officially started. Like every live video of cooperation, the first thing is of course the opening remarks.

"Hi everyone, I am Teacher Wan. Today I still bring you the live broadcast of Iwanna. However, there is another person who recorded the live broadcast today. I will invite him to introduce himself to you." There is no guarantee that all those who watch the live broadcast will be able to It was found from Weibo, and Fang Shenxing specifically explained the situation of the personnel participating in the live broadcast.

Fang Shenxing's voice fell, and Chu Xiaotang's rising voice followed closely: "Hi everyone, today's live broadcast is very special, and I will explain it to you together with Teacher Wan. Of course, it is Teacher Wan who is playing the game. I It’s just a soy sauce. Or, you can call this recording as the second uncle of the Tang family instructing Teacher Wan to play Iwanna, hahahaha.”

Fang Shenxing agreed, "Yes, according to your proficiency with Iwanna, you can play the role of a guide."

Chu Xiaotang laughed loudly: "Male god, you are too polite."

"You want me to be rude to you? Huh?"

Fang Shenxing deliberately elongated the ending of the last word. Chu Xiaotang felt like being molested in public. He blinked quickly and said, "Pfft, what are you talking about. Let's start the game!"

Now it's a live broadcast, not a recorded broadcast, male god, so many ears are listening, be careful of single dogs burning you to death.

Just as Chu Xiaotang thought about it, he raised his eyes and saw that the barrage on the screen had changed from such insignificant content as "reporting" and "checking in" to the following:

True husband and wife daily life

Teacher Wan, are you really a man to flirt with Tangtang like this?

Teacher Wan GJ, did what I always wanted to do!

↑Let go of Tangtang, Wan Tang* is fine, don't let anyone who molested Teacher Wan.

Yooooooooool

As a single dog, I should have a lot of gasoline and torches in my hand

Single dogs have their ears pierced. For those of you who know how to show affection without playing games, I just want to say one thing—please continue to show affection >ω

So Chu Xiaotang continued to show affection with Fang Shenxing, ah no!It's a live game.

Since Chu Xiaotang boasted at the beginning that he would guide Fang Shenxing, he kept this mission in mind when Fang Shenxing was playing games.Whenever Fang Shenxing moves forward, he will definitely predict the road ahead in advance.

Chu Xiaotang said with great certainty: "God be careful! There is definitely a hole here, look at that thorn, I bet it will fly up and stab you to death in a while, you'd better seduce it first."

The number of times Fang Shenxing played Iwanna was less than the mantissa of the number of times Chu Xiaotang played Iwanna. Hearing what Chu Xiaotang said, he seduced him strictly according to his words.He seduced once: "The thorn didn't move."

Chu Xiaotang came to a conclusion: "The seduction is not in place, let's do it again."

Fang Shenxing seduced him again, and this time they all jumped directly above Mr. Ci'er, who was still firmly attached to the ground.

"Maybe this isn't a flying spur." Fang Shenxing jumped over as he said that.

It's safe and sound, the thorn is just a normal thorn.

"It's unscientific!" Chu Xiaotang exclaimed in confusion, "There are no thorns along the way, but suddenly there is only one on the flat ground, how could it not be a trap."

After the fans watching the live broadcast heard Chu Xiaotang's remarks, the cosplayers who enjoyed it all started to stab Erjun.

Mr. Ci'er: I just can't fly, you bite me.

Mr. Thorn: Emma, ​​the Great God is here, don't dare to fly!

Mr. Thorn: Molesting silly Tangtang with Teacher Wan (~￣(OO)￣)ブ

Fang Shenxing saw the bullet screens flying across the screen, and smiled slightly: "It's understandable that there are few traps at the beginning of the game."

"Yes! That must be the case." Chu Xiaotang nodded resolutely, "God, don't worry, my prediction will be very accurate later."

In order not to shoot himself in the foot, Chu Xiaotang specially watched Fang Shenxing go through one test after another. After thinking that he had figured out the design style of this Iwanna producer, he once again predicted the future path .

Fang Shenxing has died eight times on this level, which is a triple pit.

The so-called three consecutive pits are the emergence of one trap after another, and there are a total of three traps connected together.

When Fang Shenxing finally jumped over the triple pit for the ninth time and temporarily let the villain in the red cloak stand in place to rest, Chu Xiaotang imitated the standard action of the famous detective Conan, dragged his chin and said: "Male god!" Why don't you run away? The save point is right in front of you, this journey is safe, trust me. Jump over that gap and save first before resting, if you are a man, just go all out!"

Fang Shenxing was a little tired from pressing his thumb. He wanted to rest for more than ten seconds, but when he heard Chu Xiaotang utter these words suddenly, in order to prove that he was a real man, he rushed over and jumped over.

An astonishing scene appeared. After the triple pit, the producer unkindly set up a flying spur in the gap.Not to mention Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang, even all the audience in the live broadcast room did not expect that flying stabs appeared out of thin air out of the gap.

"Damn it! What are you doing with all these pitfalls? Come out, author, and I promise I won't beat you to death!" Chu Xiaotang yelled depressingly.

Once again, there was a frenzy of COS Trickster on the screen.

Mr. Thorn: Author Papa, Tangtang wants to kill you, run Σ(`д′*ノ)ノ

Mr. Thorn: Don’t ask the nest to come out, the nest will come out, the nest is so hot and cool

Ci'erjun: I like Siliankeng, my favorite.

Mr. Thorn: Oh my god, Tangtang is on fire, everyone, bring melon seed soda and come over to watch~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～

Fang Shenxing sighed and said, "Your prediction is not accurate at all."

"Well, it's the author's fault! It's too unscientific to make the pits so dense." Oops, I was underestimated by the male god!Chu Xiaotang patted his chest and promised, "Four is no more than three, I guarantee that my mistakes will be at most three times."

"Really?" Fang Shenxing cast a sidelong glance at Chu Xiaotang.

Chu Xiaotang raised his chin and said without confidence: "Of course."

"Well, looking forward to your prediction."

Fang Shenxing laughed happily, but Chu Xiaotang's heart became more and more hairy, and there was always a feeling that he would make a wrong prediction in the future.

No, I can't do this, I have to have confidence!

Chu Xiaotang beat the drums for himself, and when he finished beating the drums, his confidence seemed to be mostly back.He watched Fang Shenxing play for a while again, this time he learned to be smart, instead of saying his predictions, he said silently in his heart that he didn't dare to predict until he made the predictions in his heart seven or eight times in a row. Open your mouth.

"God, you go forward boldly, there is no pit here~" After Chu Xiaotang finished speaking, Fang Shenxing was stabbed to death by the assassin.

"Male god, you have a hole here, you have to be careful!!!" Chu Xiaotang's voice fell, Fang Shenxing had already jumped over it, and the hole in Chu Xiaotang's mouth could not even see the shadow!

Could it be that I predicted too much in my heart and ran out of RP?

Well, it must be so!

Chu Xiaotang completely forgot about the "four but three" principle, and continued to predict as he became more and more frustrated.In the next ten minutes or so, he said that if there is a pit, there must be no pit; if he said that there is no pit, there must be a pit.

"Do you want to treat me like this, author QAQ?" Chu Xiaotang looked at Fang Shenxing with a bitter face, "God, why can't I guess right once."

"I'm going to ask you that." Fang Shenxing is worthy of being a master. After playing, he gradually improved. Many pitfalls were predicted, and he died many times less.Right now, he is chatting with Chu Xiaotang and playing games at the same time, which will not hinder the accuracy of his prediction.

"I, I don't know either." Chu Xiaotang was very depressed, how could he fail to guess right once, the probability of this is even less than 500 million, "Since I'm so unlucky, let's do it the other way around. God, everything I say next is irony!"

Fang Shenxing nodded, then changed the topic and asked, "Understood, what if you still can't guess right?"

"Help, male god, don't say that, I'm so scared." Chu Xiaotang also felt that this possibility was very high.

Fang Shenxing caressed Erhuotang's dog's head lightly: "There's nothing to be afraid of, I haven't won so many times, it doesn't matter if it's one more time."

"..." Chu Xiaotang was speechless.

When Chu Xiaotang failed to predict again, the audience flocked to scan the barrage. In just one second, the screen was completely occupied by the colorful "happy to hear and see", and the game screen could not be seen at all.

Fang Shenxing paused the game, intending to wait for this frenzy to pass before continuing the game.

Happy to hear and see 233333333

No prediction was correct once, and the prediction rate is also drunk.

Emma, ​​I laughed so hard, Tangtang is too unlucky 233

Tangtang won't be able to guess right once by the end of the recording, right?

Wait for me on the left, I also think it is impossible for Tangtang to guess right today o(*≧▽≦)ツ

Guess this kind of thing is not in line with the personality of Erhuotang.

Tangtang cried stupidly.

Wan Tang Xipi Fan said that Teacher Wan is in charge of showing off the crazy and cool operation skills, and Tang Tang is in charge of selling stupidity. It’s really a couple match. [Accent] Doing [Accent] is not tiring <(￣︶￣)>

The barrage on the screen is not just occupying the screen, it is now so thick that it overlaps.

Chu Xiaotang looked at the screen full of barrages mocking his forecasting rate, quietly wiped away bitter tears in his heart, pretended to be nonchalant, and said in surprise, "Oh! Where's the hamster?"

Fang Shenxing smiled, knowing that Chu Xiaotang was diverting the topic, so he didn't expose him, but answered his question: "On the coffee table."

"I haven't fed it any snacks until now. I don't know if the little guy is hungry. God, you record it first, and I'll go back when I go." After that, Chu Xiaotang said to the audience at station B solemnly, " Audiences, I'm sorry, I'm going to feed the hamsters, and then it's Teacher Wan's showtime alone, see you all."

Chu Xiaotang left as soon as he said, like a gust of wind, without taking a cloud with him.

The wind direction of the barrage on the screen also changed.

Low oil, two goods candy escaped

It's not good, Tangtang has escaped, Teacher Wan chases him back quickly.

Teacher Wan, as a wife-loving madman, you don't like chasing after her! !

Am I the only one with hamsters?Was it raised by Teacher Wan or Tangtang?

Ooooh hamster!Speaking of Tangtang, it feels like a hamster.

Bet on a cucumber, the hamster must be raised by Teacher Wan!

How can Erhuo Tang keep hamsters alive? Hahahaha, the cliff belongs to Mr. Wan, crushing a load of cucumbers.

Fang Shenxing watched the words cucumber appear on the screen constantly, and the quantifier before cucumber was also changing constantly. Some people even bet on the output value of cucumber in a country.

In order to prevent the viewers watching the live broadcast from rushing to plant cucumbers the next day, Fang Shenxing deliberately lowered his voice and said, "I raise the hamster, and its name is also Tangtang. Tangtang doesn't know, everyone should keep it a secret."

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

When Mr. Wan called Tangtang, his voice couldn’t be more gentle (☆＿☆)

Emma, ​​I've licked my teeth, if I love you, I will hold you in the palm of my hand!

Mom asked me why I watched the video while crying T____T

Teacher Wan's "Oh~" is so naughty, I have never seen Tangtang like this before, is this the power of love!

I used to say that Teacher Wan is my male god, but now I don’t say it anymore, because in my opinion, male god has become Chu Xiaotang’s pet name for Teacher Wan!

Nickname?

Fang Shenxing did not deny that every time Chu Xiaotang called him like this, it made him very happy, and he will call him more later.

As soon as Fang Shenxing had this idea, Chu Xiaotang's anxious voice came from the living room: "Male god!"

"what happened?"

"The hamster has escaped from prison again!"