God help me

Before discovering that Fang Shenxing's true identity is Teacher Wan, although Chu Xiaotang and Fang Shenxing had contact many times, they didn't spend long time together each time.

For this reason, Chu Xiaotang was very curious about Fang Shenxing's daily activities.Because the male god also looks like an otaku, the otaku in his 30s thinks it's weird and cute.

Chu Xiaotang tilted his head and looked at Fang Shenxing: "God, what do you usually do at home?"

Fang Shenxing blurted out: "Play games, record live, draw, cook."

Ahhh, it really is the life of an otaku, Chu Xiaotang nodded after hearing this, I am so witty, I am so accurate in judging people!

Fang Shenxing and Chu Xiaotang's daily life is similar, except for the difficult skill of cooking, there is also an extra skill of painting.

Chu Xiaotang first worked as a mannequin in the art department. At that time, Fang Shenxing also drew many sketches of him, but Chu Xiaotang never saw a single one.Now that the two are together, Chu Xiaotang was very curious about what Fang Shenxing's self looked like in Fang Shenxing's pen, so he asked Fang Shenxing if he had any sketches of him at home?

Fang Shenxing nodded and said, "Yes, do you want to see it?"

Chu Xiaotang's eyes were full of longing, and the male god actually kept it: "I really want it!"

"Wait." Although the wound on Chu Xiaotang's ankle was not serious, Fang Shenxing told him to pay attention, and turned around and walked towards the study.

After a while, Fang Shenxing came out of the study with an extra picture album in his hand.

Chu Xiaotang took the heavy album and said with emotion: "It's so heavy, I don't seem to have been a model for long, how come there are so many paintings?"

Fang Shenxing smiled and said nothing, and didn't tell Chu Xiaotang that some of the paintings were drawn by him in private, and Chu Xiaotang couldn't tell anyway.

Chu Xiaotang opened this thick and heavy picture book, saying it was a picture book, but it was actually a picture book that was put together and processed into a picture book.

The first picture is Chu Xiaotang lying on the table, Chu Xiaotang immediately recalled his stupid appearance at that time, Fang Shenxing still kept such a shameful painting, I really want to destroy the corpse!The second picture is Chu Xiaotang sitting on a chair in a daze; the third picture is Chu Xiaotang crossing his legs and leaning against the edge of the desk; the fourth picture is Chu Xiaotang standing with his hands in his pockets and looking into the distance... There's a fifth, a sixth, and so on.

Chu Xiaotang saw that Fang Shenxing's self was either front, back, or profile.

Fang Shenxing's painting skills are superb, and the characters in his brushes are drawn lifelike. Looking at these paintings, Chu Xiaotang suddenly has the illusion that he is looking in a mirror.

It is said that painting is the sustenance of the painter's feelings. Fang Shenxing must like himself very much, otherwise how could he paint so similarly?

Thinking that the male god's love for him is not less than his own, Chu Xiaotang happily wants to roll his face on the keyboard, but unfortunately the keyboard is too far away from him, so he can only put his forehead on Fang Shenxing's shoulder, twisting around with a happy smile Go, twist all the soft hair into a mess.

Fang Shenxing rubbed Chu Xiaotang's little head: "What are you doing silly? Just give me the album after reading it."

"Haven't read it yet!" Chu Xiaotang raised his head, holding the picture book on his chest preciously, he hasn't seen enough of Fang Shenxing's special way of liking him.

Looking down one by one in the order of the albums, Chu Xiaotang didn't lose any of them, and looked carefully at Fang Shenxing's self.Flipping through the pages, he suddenly saw a picture of a hamster, followed by several pictures of hamsters.There are several forms of hamsters in each picture, some are sleeping, some are eating, and some are lying flat in the palm of a person's hand to be cute.

"Hey, are these misplaced?" Chu Xiaotang flipped back, and found that there was another picture of himself in the back.

Fang Shenxing glanced at it, and said casually, "It seems so."

Chu Xiaotang said with a smile: "It's so stupid, it can be misplaced."

Fang Shenxing raised his eyebrows, and did not argue for himself, wondering who the stupid one was.It's easy to explain if one is misplaced, so many misplaced, it's clear that he did it on purpose.

Chu Xiaotang pointed to the hamster lying flat in the palm of the hand on the drawing paper, and asked curiously: "This hamster is so flat!"

Fang Shenxing explained with a smile: "It's not drawn flat, it's flattened in the palm of your hand."

Chu Xiaotang stared wide-eyed, and asked in disbelief: "Huh? Can this be done?"

"Of course, it's very simple." Fang Shenxing pointed to the study, "My hamster will do."

Chu Xiaotang's curiosity was completely aroused: "Please see!"

"You wait, I'll get the little guy out."

The wound on Chu Xiaotang's leg was really not serious. Seeing Fang Shenxing running around like making a fuss, it made me feel so sweet.Who said that male gods are ghosts and beasts?He is obviously a gentle and black-bellied attack!Hey, why did I already assume that he was attacking...

Chu Xiaotang tilted his head and wondered, has he been brainwashed by the reply under "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Past Celebrity"?

If Liu Mi heard what Chu Xiaotang said, he would definitely complain about him—it was obviously you who wrote Teacher Wan as a ghost, and you, the ten thousand year old master, don't even think about attacking others, and don't read it. With my own small arms and legs, how can I have the capital to attack.

Fang Shenxing put the hamster cage directly on the coffee table, and opened the door carefully to prevent the hamster from escaping.

Chu Xiaotang saw the hamster huddled in Fang Shenxing's palm, it was a round ball, not flat at all.

"Male god, you are not lying to me, are you?"

"You'll know later whether I lied to you or not."

Fang Shenxing's voice fell, and he began to gently stroke the hamster with his hands.From the hamster's head, down the line of the back, gently stroked over and over again.I saw that the hamster's body gradually relaxed in a state visible to the naked eye, and under Fang Shenxing's stroking, it was really flattened.

Fang Shenxing didn't stop because of this, he continued to cheer, and kept stroking.

For about a minute, Chu Xiaotang watched helplessly as the hamster was really flattened into a slice of a hamster. Whether viewed from top to bottom or from left to right, the hamster was very flat.The little guy was very comfortable being touched by Fang Shenxing, and he closed his eyes in enjoyment, in a drowsy state.

Really enjoy it, I also want to sleep in the palm of the male god!But this is impossible.

Chu Xiaotang exclaimed in surprise: "It's really flat!"

"Didn't lie to you." Fang Shenxing smiled, "It's very simple, you stroke it lightly, enough times, and it will lie on your hand."

"Really? Let me try." Chu Xiaotang rubbed his fists, took the small meat ball from Fang Shenxing's hand, and gently stroked the hamster with his hands.But the hamster was unwilling to be flattened anyway, and there seemed to be a bit of hostility in his wide-eyed eyes, "God and God, look quickly, if I did something wrong, why does it keep looking up at me?"

"This is weird, Yunshan touched him last time, and he was very cooperative." Thinking that Chu Xiaotang didn't know Yan Yunshan, Fang Shen Xingfu explained, "Yan Yunshan is my good friend, "Infinite Escape" That's what their company does."

"Oh." Chu Xiaotang replied casually, his current focus is all on the hamster.While talking, he stroked the hamster a few more times, but it was still useless.

Fang Shenxing also felt very surprised: "It is usually very obedient, and it is not afraid of people. There is only one shortcoming, Hushi. If anyone robs it, it will hate you for the rest of its life."

"..." With a click, Chu Xiaotang heard his own heartbroken voice.

It's over, the root cause is here, a chicken nugget ruined the relationship between him and the hamster, it's too bad, I have to find a way to make it up.Right now there is nothing at hand, it is impossible to appease the little guy, Chu Xiaotang put the hamster back into the cage in embarrassment.

Fang Shenxing asked him: "Don't try?"

Chu Xiaotang shook his head and replied, "No, try another day."

After watching Fang Shenxing demonstrate how to flatten a hamster, Chu Xiaotang continued to read the unfinished paintings. There were not many paintings left, so Chu Xiaotang finished them quickly.

Chu Xiaotang asked Fang Shenxing if he had many such albums, Fang Shenxing nodded and said yes, he had studied painting for so many years, and he always had more than a dozen boxes of albums.

Fang Shenxing asked in bewilderment: "Why do you ask this? Do you want to read all of them?"

Just now Fang Shenxing mentioned "Infinite Escape" in front of Chu Xiaotang, and Chu Xiaotang asked because he remembered another thing.

"No, I just suddenly remembered the man with perverted glasses." Chu Xiaotang laughed, scratched his hair and said, "It turns out that not only do you look like the man with perverted glasses, but you also have the same hobbies."

"..." Without mentioning this, we can still get married.

"..." Realizing that he seemed to have said something very cold, Chu Xiaotang also fell silent.

Just when Chu Xiaotang wanted to explain that he didn't do it on purpose, Fang Shenxing suddenly said, "Do you want to have a similar personality?"

Chu Xiaotang didn't react, and called out in a daze.There was a blur in front of his eyes, and when his vision returned to clarity, Fang Shenxing threw him down on the sofa.

Chu Xiaotang was trapped in the cramped corner of the sofa by Fang Shenxing. The two of them were close to each other, and the distance between their lips was only ten centimeters at most.

"You, what are you doing?"

Will answering "fuck you" at this time scare him away?Fang Shenxing dismissed the idea in just a second, and this kind of thing will always be done in the future.It is more interesting to flirt with Chu Xiaotang than to have sex directly.

Fang Shenxing raised the corners of his lips, and smiled inexplicably: "I'm trying to get closer to the man with perverted glasses."

Oh my god, the male god has transformed!It's really awesome to have a wicked smile!

Chu Xiaotang was not frightened by Fang Shenxing like this, on the contrary, he was so excited.The little heart in his chest was beating violently, Chu Xiaotang looked at the male god, looking forward to the male god's next move quickly.

"Don't talk, are you scared?"

"No." In order to prove that he was not lying, Chu Xiaotang couldn't wait to rub forward two centimeters.

Fang Shenxing smiled a lot: "That's why you like it like this?"

How can I answer this kind of question, Chu Xiaotang quietly closed his eyes, he thought that the male god is so witty, he must understand the meaning behind his behavior.In order to let the male god see his attitude more clearly, he pouted cheekily again.

A chuckle sounded in his ears, it was a muffled smile from Fang Shenxing's chest.As Chu Xiaotang listened, his face gradually turned red, don't laugh, hurry up and kiss!

Chu Xiaotang clenched his fists, nervous in anticipation.

Fang Shenxing's breath was getting closer and closer, so close that Chu Xiaotang could feel the rhythm of his breathing.

Awow, the long-awaited meme is finally here, awesome!

Chu Xiaotang pouted his lips a little higher.The expected Momoda came as expected, but it was slightly different from the one in the chat.

After the brief kiss ended, Chu Xiaotang opened his eyes, and touched the forehead that Fang Shenxing had kissed.

Fang Shenxing pinched his nose and asked, "What are you looking at? Do you really think I'm a man with perverted glasses?"

Chu Xiaotang nodded, and when he realized what he had done, he immediately shook his head, although he said: "God, don't get me wrong, I know you are not a gentle scum." The male god turned into a man with perverted glasses QAQ

Fang Shenxing saw every subtle expression of Chu Xiaotang in his eyes, the more wine was put on, the more fragrant it was, and so did people, and he was not in a hurry for the great project of eating sugar.

Standing up from the sofa, Fang Shenxing stretched out his right hand to Chu Xiaotang: "Get up, the competition will start in a few days, play Iwanna with me for a while."

Putting his hand into Fang Shenxing's, Chu Xiaotang smiled slightly and said, "Okay."

The little hamster on the coffee table watched the two abandon him and squeaked, "Hey, how about today's afternoon tea? Master, you can't forget me even if you have a boyfriend, QAQ"

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There are about 3-5w words left in this article and it will be over. Friends are welcome to order extra episodes~ The green dick of the meat god horse will definitely not be posted. If there is a personal blog... everyone understands!

There are currently two side stories in the author's plan:

1 Tangtang becomes a hamster episode

2 The episode of Le Shaonan and Gu Xia [Yes, you read that right, the author loves these two very much (*/ω＼*)