God help me

Fang Shenxing suddenly heard Chu Xiaotang startled, thinking that he was sabotaging it again.Continue to listen, only to realize that it is just a hamster escape, no big deal.

Fang Shenxing continued to operate the game and said, "It's okay, he often escapes from prison."

"I want to find it!" Chu Xiaotang volunteered, refusing to admit that he was avoiding recording the live broadcast.After coming to the computer desk to get some hamster snacks, he went to Fang Shenxing's microphone in a serious manner and said, "I'm really sorry, the hamster at home is so bad! I'll take a photo of it and take a photo on PO Weibo I'll show you."

Chu Xiaotang put oil on the soles of his feet after speaking, and left quickly.

After a while, people watching the live broadcast at station B will hear Chu Xiaotang's voice as if nothing, and everyone said, is this the so-called live broadcast of the couple's daily life?Aww, it's so cute, I beg Teacher Wan to record him for ten or twenty hours.

Seeing the time flashing on the bullet screen, Fang Shenxing realized that he had been recording for nearly an hour before he knew it.

The biggest difference between live broadcast and recorded broadcast is reflected in the time. Generally, it is best to control a video between 10 minutes and 10 minutes. If it is recorded and broadcasted, it can be edited to meet this standard in the later stage, but the live broadcast will not work.

Iwanna has already played about two-thirds of the way, and it is not appropriate to stop at this time. How is it different from those authors who dig holes and don’t fill them?

Fang Shenxing continued playing without hesitation for half a second.Anyway, Chu Xiaotang was looking for hamsters outside with all his might, so he probably won't be able to find them in a while.

Fang Shenxing calmed down and continued to play the game. Iwanna's main test was micro-management, which already had a memory of pitfalls.This kind of live broadcast is not like some large-scale games, there are not many places to explain.In Chu Xiaotang's absence, Fang Shenxing's words decreased a lot.Fortunately, the audience's focus is on the players' various bizarre ways of death, so it is not so important for Fang Shen to talk too much, not to mention that many people in the live broadcast room are eavesdropping on Chu Xiaotang's death through the live broadcast. I want to hear the daily life of Wan Tang and his wife with my own ears.

After a lot of effort, Chu Xiaotang finally found the hamster.

"Hahahaha, I caught you, trying to escape from my fierce eyes? No way!"

Chu Xiaotang's laughter came from outside the study, and even the people in the live broadcast room heard it.Fang Shenxing called out loudly: "Where did you find it?"

"On the bed! Same as last time." Chu Xiaotang climbed out of the bed holding the hamster with both hands, and walked towards Fang Shen.

Fang Shenxing heard his footsteps, turned around and continued playing games: "Which time?"

"That time when I didn't have any clothes on!" Chu Xiaotang walked into the study, saw the overwhelming barrage on the computer screen and just remembered that Fang Shenxing was live broadcasting.

Damn it!What did I say?I was stupid to cry by myself! ! ! !

This time, it must be regarded as a pervert.

Chu Xiaotang fell silent immediately, even Fang Shenxing stopped talking, not only that, he couldn't even play the game anymore, the current screen couldn't be seen at all.

Chu Xiaotang came to the computer with a stride, and the barrage on the screen was brilliant.

No clothes?Fuck!Wo seems to know something amazing =v=

Catching hamsters without clothes, is this a quirk?

Low oil, the little couple really know how to play ♂

Tangtang: I have a special skill for catching hamsters

I made up my mind about the picture of Mr. Wan watching Hong Guoguo's Tangtang catching a hamster (﹃)

This is not catching hamsters, this is temptation!

Follow Wan Tang and his wife to learn posture ♂ posture

Mom, there are perverts here!

Uncle Police is this guy!

Seeing that everyone misunderstood him as a pervert, Chu Xiaotang felt that it was very necessary to explain clearly, so as not to let everyone misunderstand him.

"It's not that I'm naked, don't get me wrong, I'm wearing underwear!!"

It's okay if you don't explain it, but it's even more fascinating when you explain it.

If you want to refuse and welcome, Tangtang is actually a scheming candy!

Keeping the underwear is waiting for Teacher Wan to pick it off by himself, hum!Sinister intentions!

I thought it was Teacher Wan who captured Tangtang's heart, but I didn't expect that it was Tangtang who seduced Teacher Wan

Dirty, natural dumb, stupid cute, jittery, tempted, Tangtang's attributes are too numerous to count...

Teacher Wan, how are you?Shut up Tangtang's mouth

Why do you need to add the "♂" symbol between the blocks!You bastard, explain it to me.

Chu Xiaotang pointed at the barrage, but it was a pity that the barrage disappeared in a flash. As soon as Chu Xiaotang opened his mouth, the barrage disappeared.

Chu Xiaotang pursed his lips, and looked at Fang Shenxing pitifully, implying that he was a god, they misunderstood me!

Fang Shenxing supported his forehead and shook helplessly, seeing the trend of barrage, there is no need to live broadcast today.Fang Shenxing said into the microphone: "This is the end of today's live broadcast, goodbye everyone."

After finishing speaking, he quickly exited the live broadcast room, leaving no room for the audience to bargain.

After seeing this scene, Chu Xiaotang said: "Today's live broadcast is not allowed to be transmitted to Station B!"

Fang Shenxing pretended not to understand: "Why?"

Chu Xiaotang howled: "It's too embarrassing QAQ"

Fang Shenxing stood up, leaned against the edge of the computer desk, and said with a smile, "I think it's okay."

"Because it's me, not you, who said he was the one who caught the hamster without clothes." Chu Xiaotang wanted to cry, but if he didn't hold the hamster in his hand, he really wanted to slap himself. It can't be washed off."

The culprit, the hamster, huddled in Chu Xiaotang's palm, looked around with his black bean eyes open, not knowing what happened, and raised his hands, looking very funny.

The expressions of the hamster and Chu Xiaotang formed a stark contrast. Fang Shenxing sighed and comforted, "It's all my fault."

Chu Xiaotang yelled because he didn't understand, why did Fang Shenxing suddenly take the mistake on himself?

"What does it have to do with you?"

Fang Shenxing nodded the hamster's head: "I raised this little thing. If I hadn't indulged it and escaped from prison, why would you say the wrong thing just to catch it?"

Chu Xiaotang was dumbfounded, what Fang Shenxing said was so reasonable, he almost felt that it was Fang Shenxing's fault that this happened!But he is still sensible, this matter has nothing to do with Fang Shenxing.

Fang Shenxing said again: "So, I want to compensate you."

Chu Xiaotang hurriedly said: "It has nothing to do with you, it's me who is stupid... oh!"

Before the last consonant of the word "stupid" had time to utter, something soft and soft had already stuck to his lips, stuffing every sound of every word that followed into his stomach.

Chu Xiaotang's eyes widened, Fang Shenxing's face was magnified several times in front of him, the distance between the two was so close that he could clearly see every pore on Fang Shenxing's face.

"You two, close your eyes when kissing."

Hearing this, Chu Xiaotang hurriedly closed his eyes, and Fang Shenxing's lips, which had just left her, pressed against his lips again.Each other's breath sprayed on the opposite face, hairy and itchy, as if someone was holding a feather and itching deep in their hearts.

I don't know how long it has passed, but when Fang Shenxing finished the kiss, Chu Xiaotang's upper body was completely lying on Fang Shenxing's body.

Fang Shenxing raised Chu Xiaotang's chin with his index finger, his eyes were full of smiles: "How is it?"

Chu Xiaotang said softly, "The legs are weak."

Fang Shenxing asked Chu Xiaotang how it felt to kiss, but he didn't expect his answer to be this.

Fang Shenxing laughed uncontrollably, and Chu Xiaotang was embarrassed by the constant heaving of his chest. He stood up awkwardly supporting Fang Shenxing's chest, and suddenly found that the hamster in his hand was gone.

"Where's the hamster!"

Fang Shenxing smiled and shook his hands, it was so funny, kissed until his feet softened, Chu Xiaotang was definitely No.1.

No matter what Chu Xiaotang said, Fang Shenxing laughed too hard to speak.

Chu Xiaotang felt a burning pain on his face when he laughed, and turned to look for the hamster in embarrassment.

Fang Shenxing grabbed his hand, pulled him back, and kissed him again.

Tangtang the hamster was lying behind the computer screen, looking out. It opened its small mouth in amazement: Oh my god, the master kissed the bastard who robbed me of food again. How will I live in the future.

When Chu Xiaotang went back to the dormitory at night, his feet were trembling.

Seeing Chu Xiaotang walk in staggeringly, Liu Mi looked boldly at his buttocks: "The chrysanthemum has fallen?"

Chu Xiaotang said angrily: "No!"

Liu Mi nodded knowingly: "Oh, I didn't fall, no wonder I'm so angry."

"..."

Liu Mi was curious, and couldn't help but asked again: "Then why are your feet so vain?"

"Dear..." It's like kissing a kiss, such a shameful reason can't be said!Chu Xiaotang changed his words, "Running!"

Liu Mi asked: "You and Fang Shenxing went for a run after recording the live broadcast?"

Chu Xiaotang asked back: "Did you watch the live broadcast?"

"Of course." Liu Mi pinched his waist and laughed, "I was so stupid to cry because of you, I didn't expect you to do such a stupid thing at Teacher Fang's house."

"Change the subject!" Chu Xiaotang yelled, and the phone rang too.He took out his cell phone and saw that the caller was Chu Xiaoxiao.

My sister looked for him at night and didn't know what was going on.

"Hello?" Chu Xiaotang only said this one word after connecting, and then heard Chu Xiaoxiao chattering like a cannonball.

"I haven't seen you surfing the Internet until now. Did you go on a date with Teacher Wan? How many bases have you reached? Xiaoyou, I didn't expect to exchange a brother-in-law for a fight. It's a good deal! By the way, a few days ago, my mother Ask me if you have a boyfriend, next time she asks, I'll tell him."

Although Chu Xiaotang spoke extremely fast, Chu Xiaotang still grasped the key words: "Don't tell mom!"

Chu Xiaotang reprimanded: "Why? Don't tell me you're not sincere to Teacher Wan? I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"

"No, my mother is too scary. I'm afraid she will scare my male god away! Wait until I get closer to the male god."

Chu Xiaoxiao laughed loudly: "How close do you want to be?"

Chu Xiaotang blushed, and argued, "It's not what you think!"

"Do you know what I'm thinking?" Chu Xiaotang snorted, "Brother, I know what you're thinking, work harder to bring Teacher Wan home this Chinese New Year, and marry yourself off!"

"I'm a man, why marry me!"

"I don't mind if you marry Teacher Wan back." Chu Xiao joked and said, "As promised, help me and Mi Niu get married!"

"By the way, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." Chu Xiaotang handed the phone to Liu Mi, "Mimi, my sister wants to confess to you."

Chu Xiaoxiao on the other end of the phone: "..." It's a fan's confession to the great god, brother, can you make it clear!

Liu Mi on the other end of the phone: "..." I'm gay, no matter how much your sister likes me, it's useless!

Chu Xiaotang called out the phone and stopped asking questions, lying on the bed and thinking about it.

In my mind, Fang Shenxing was wearing a white wedding dress, and he himself was wearing a black suit, which was very suitable.When the wedding march sounded, Fang Shenxing took his arm, and the two entered the wedding hall together.

Bahahahahahaha, marrying a male god home or something, just think about it, it's very interesting!