God help me

Chu Xiaotang felt that his head was filled with colorful candles, which was enough to overtake the number of barrage at station B.

Nothing can be done now, so Chu Xiaotang chose to remain silent, and watched with his own eyes the unreliable and unreliable friends in the group explain what happened just now to Teacher Wan who just went online in detail, and they were very (xing ) often (zai) sticking (le) heartily (huo) reposted the address of the two articles again.

Chu Xiaotang decided to see what was going on, to deal with all changes with the same, first to see what Teacher Wan had to say, and then he made any moves.

After a moment.

Teacher Wan: Finished.

White Stupid Cat: How does Teacher Wan feel?

Teacher Wan: The writing style is good.

Lonely Old Cucumber: ...

Black Stupid Dog: ...

Wonderful: ...

Fat man: ...

Although Chu Xiaotang had already raised four thumbs up for Teacher Wan (two fingers and two toes) in his heart, and screamed like an idiot, "My male god is so calm and so different. ", but in the group, you still have to restrain yourself and follow the trend.

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

White Stupid Cat: Teacher Wan is worthy of being a man at the level of a god, who can do everything without being surprised.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, you don't feel any discomfort after reading it?

Teacher Wan: No, it’s just a form of entertainment, I can understand it, it’s very fun to write ^_^

Help... What's wrong with that smiling emoji?

Suddenly feel that the male god is so cute and swollen (*/ω＼*)

Male god, I seem to be studying your brain structure, and I will be inserted into it by the way, so that the male god will be full of me (﹃)

However, having said that, Mr. Wan's explanation, he once said to Chu Xiaotang, was when everyone in the group was talking about their #如何这不起不计爱#.Even the initial fake H audio, Teacher Wan's attitude is very ambiguous.

Chu Xiaoxiao’s words popped up suddenly, liking a girl with short hair doesn’t mean she’s not gay, after Chu Xiaotang saw Teacher Wan’s attitude towards all kinds of relationships between men and women again and again, she agreed more and more My sister's point of view.

But how can we find out?

Chu Xiaotang felt that now was a good opportunity, but he was struggling to speak. Just as he was racking his brains, Teacher Wan sent a message in the group again.

Teacher Wan: Just now I took a look at the chat history in front of me, why are the group owners and the others in your sister's group?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Because they are my sister's fans.

The second uncle of the Tang family: My younger sister is the famous author of Green Chicken.

Chu Xiaotang was afraid that Old Cucumber and the others would slip up, so he clicked the kick-off ball and went to the discussion group to warn them.Unexpectedly, he searched for a long time, but found that the discussion group was gone.

Chu Xiaotang recalled, it seemed that after chatting in the discussion group a few days ago, he clicked to quit.

Leaving the discussion group was equivalent to disbanding, so Chu Xiaotang had no choice but to form a discussion group again with lightning speed.

Thanks to playing a lot of Iwanna series, when Chu Xiaotang performs these operations, his fingers seem to be dancing on the keyboard, the speed is fast, but he does it neatly.

In the discussion group of the No. [-] Team of the Guards of Virtue, Chu Xiaotang quickly issued a warning, and even the facial expressions were exactly the same as the previous warning!

The second uncle of the Tang family: Don’t talk nonsense ￣へ￣

The second uncle of the Tang family: Otherwise, let my sister take care of you ￣へ￣

After saying this, Chu Xiaotang hurriedly switched to the UPUP group, achieving a perfect connection between the discussion group and the group, and no longer leaving the male god aside, I am as good as ever!

In the UPUP group, it wasn't long before Teacher Wan replied to Chu Xiaotang.

Teacher Wan: Your sister is not the fanboy, is she?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hahaha, male god, you have too much brains, it’s not her, Mi Niu is a man.

Teacher Wan: Why do you understand so well.

……

Of course because my editor told me so.

Shit, castrated Chu Xiaotang, he didn't dare to say that, otherwise everything would be revealed, and he would betray his sister decisively at this time.

The second uncle of the Tang family: My sister told me!

Chu Xiaotang sang while shaking his legs: "My sister is a brick, you can move it wherever you need~(￣▽￣～)(～￣▽￣)～"

Teacher Wan: That’s right.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Yes~

The second uncle of the Tang family: God and God, let's talk privately.

Chu Xiaotang, who had planned everything, was going to use Teacher Wan's words to test out his aptitude.

I don't know why, but no one in the group jumped out to despise his behavior of such a small window.Obviously in the past, if anyone dared to talk in a small window in the group, other people would jump out one after another and despise it like the reaction of the people in the Di Sanxian group.

Probably because they were intimidated by my male god's aura, so they didn't dare to come out and make trouble.

Chu Xiaotang, who found a suitable reason, quickly put this unimportant matter behind him.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, God, you are not so calm.

Teacher Wan: Because I am in the second class XD

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: What a cold joke.

Teacher Wan: Haha, why do you say I am calm?

The second uncle of the Tang family: That's right.Even though I'm gay, I was shocked when I first heard the pseudo-H audio and saw the fanfiction, but you're not like that.

Teacher Wan: Well, how old are you?

Although he was curious about Teacher Wan's sudden change of subject, Chu Xiaotang answered him straightforwardly.

The second uncle of the Tang family: 23.

Teacher Wan: I am 31.

The second uncle of the Tang family: What is the connection between the two?

Teacher Wan: I, who have been gay for 31 years, of course have more knowledge than you, who have been gay for 23 years, so I will be much calmer.

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, don't you like girls with short hair?

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, are you really a real man when you come out like this? !

Teacher Wan: There is no direct connection between sexual orientation and the type of women you like, right?

Teacher Wan: Didn’t you come out with me too?If you treat me sincerely, I will naturally treat you sincerely.

If you treat me sincerely, I will naturally treat you sincerely.

This simple sentence brought Chu Xiaotang an indescribable shock.He didn't expect that Teacher Wan would have a sincere and sincere heart.

At this moment, how much Chu Xiaotang wanted to confess his love.But he understands that in the world of love, just because I like you doesn't mean you have to like me.

Now that he already knows that Teacher Wan's sexual orientation is the same as his own, it is a huge improvement. If he wants to capture the heart of the male god, he must lay a solid foundation step by step. Whether he will be successful in the end is unknown.

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, do you have a boyfriend?

Teacher Wan: No.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I didn’t leave the group either>//

Teacher Wan: Yes.

Damn!Why does the male god cherish words like gold when it comes to critical moments.It's hard for me to guess your thoughts like this!

Chu Xiaotang propped his chin and thought for a while, no matter what Teacher Wan thinks, as long as I don't have a boyfriend, there will be one less obstacle on my way to conquer male gods.

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god male god, when did you find out that you like men?

Teacher Wan: Kindergarten.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Damn it, it’s so early =v=

The second uncle of the Tang family: I only found out after graduating from high school.

Teacher Wan: It wasn’t a discovery at that time, but I didn’t like playing with girls since I was a child.All the other kids in the kindergarten were teasing little Lori, but I just wanted to push Xiao Zhengtai.

Seeing every word and every word sent by Teacher Wan, Chu Xiaotang just wanted to say loudly: "Male god, please push me down!"

Of course, it is impossible to say this sentence to Teacher Wan face to face.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Compared with this, I am not ordinary dull.

Teacher Wan: You are slow in class [-]^_^

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hehe, male god, you really never tire of using this cold joke ￢_￢

Teacher Wan: There are not too many jokes, as long as they are funny.

The second uncle of the Tang family: ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha so funny.

If flopping on the court is called flopping, Chu Xiaotang's is called a fake smile, so hypocritical that if Old Cucumber sees it, he will definitely be given a stack of red cards and yellow cards.

Not only did Chu Xiaotang not see it that way, but he felt that his smile was very sincere, especially to the male god.

The second uncle of the Tang family: The male god, the male god, that... I want to ask you a more private question.

Teacher Wan: What is my size?

Damn, what is my male god thinking!I haven't thought about it at all.

It seems that Teacher Wan is a boring person, and he must be eager for me to ask him this question.

Now that Teacher Wan's words were all about this, Chu Xiaotang had no choice but to ask questions reluctantly.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Can you tell me (☆＿☆)

Teacher Wan: Of course not XD

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, you are naughty again╰(￣ω￣o)

The second uncle of the Tang family: I want to ask, have you ever been in love?

Teacher Wan: Guess (*^▽^*)

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, you are so cute.

Teacher Wan: I learned from you.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Can't you tell me that question?

Teacher Wan: Then you answer me first, have you ever been in love?

The second uncle of the Tang family: No, I am a dead house (*/ω＼*)

Teacher Wan: What kind do you like?

The second uncle of the Tang family: Tall, talented, the kind I admire!

Chu Xiaotang tried his best to rely on Teacher Wan's conditions, but he half-covered it, as if xxoo wanted to refuse but also to welcome. In his opinion, this is the most attractive.

Teacher Wan didn't know if he got his point, so he continued to ask: What do you hate?

The second uncle of the Tang family: playboy, with a human face and a beast heart, a beast in clothes, a gentle scum o(￣ヘ￣o#)

Teacher Wan: These adjectives sound familiar.

The second uncle of the Tang family: In short, it is the perverted man with glasses in "Infinite Escape" and the perverted one I met in the toilet in the re-examination of my graduate student!

Teacher Wan: ...

The second uncle of the Tang family: male god, what does your ellipsis mean?

Teacher Wan: I see.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Huh?

Teacher Wan: It's getting late. I have to go to work in the evening after dinner, so let's get off first.

The second uncle of the Tang family: (^_^)/~~bye

Teacher Wan: /~~