God help me

Chu Xiaotang stared blankly at the news from Old Cucumber for a long time, and several people who often popped up in the group said that there is such a strange article, and it is very necessary for us to appreciate it.

As one of the parties involved, Chu Xiaotang decided to stand still. His first reaction was to see if Teacher Wan was online.

To his relief, Teacher Wan's profile picture is black.Chu Xiaotang glanced at the time by the way, and it was only past four o'clock. According to Teacher Wan's working hours, this point could not happen.

Chu Xiaotang thought optimistically, by the time Teacher Wan came up, the group information would have been posted somewhere, and even if there was, maybe he wouldn't be able to see it.

And the group of friends who had finished reading the fanfiction did not disappoint Chu Xiaotang's expectations of them, and swiped their screens one after another.

Fat Cixia: Hahahaha, silly Baitian CEO, what the hell is this, pounding the table.

Lonely Old Cucumber: That's right, Huantang Er, is it the abbreviation of Erhuo Tangtang? This author is simply right.

White Stupid Cat: Emma made me laugh so hard, is this a funny article?

Black Stupid Dog: Where's Tangtang?I see he is online, why is there no movement?The second uncle of the Tang family

Wonderful: Call Tangtang, come and report your feelings 2333 The second uncle of the Tang family

Lonely Old Cucumber: Do you know that this article was sent to me by Tangtang's sister, I laughed so hard, and it was still in her reader group, you guys didn't see it?

Wonderful: Old Cucumber, I closed that group a long time ago, Tangtang's sister is too scary, you were scared to death by her too, you dare to be in the group.

Fat Cixia: The group leader is indeed not an ordinary person, and I also closed the group!

White stupid cat: closed group +1

Black stupid dog: closed group +2

Lonely Old Cucumber: I knew you guys who had no guts would close the group. If it wasn't for gossip, I would have quit the group!Look, today's news, if I don't pay attention to Tangtang's sister group all the time, would I know?

Lonely old cucumber: I don't know, can you know?

Wonderful: Xiaoyou, so we have to praise your fearlessness?

Lonely Old Cucumber: Of course, Fuzai, come here and let me kiss you.

Wonderful: Get the hell out of here, gossip and make excuses.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuck, let me tell you that I won’t let you get out of bed tomorrow

Fat Cixia: You old men, old men, are you still showing affection in the group?Now the focus is on Tangtang!It's strange that Teacher Wan is not there.

White Stupid Cat: Mr. Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family, is rough and rough (^^*)

Black stupid dog: Mr. Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family, is rude (^^*)

Wonderful: Mr. Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family, is rough and rough (^^*)

Tian Xing: Mr. Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family, is rough and rough (^^*)

Sneezing and being cute: Mr. Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family, is rude (^^*)

……

Chu Xiaotang, who had been spying on the screen, was overwhelmed by a series of incidents. If he was alone, he could have pretended to be dead, but now even Teacher Wan is involved.Are they afraid that Teacher Wan won't see it?

There are also Tianxing and other Wannian diving parties, why are you jumping out to join in the fun at this time, I am not happy if you don’t kill me QAQ

No, we can't let them go any longer.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I’m here, don’t leave me ==

Wonderful: Tangtang~ Have you read the article?

Fat Cixia: Tangtang hasn't shown up for so long, she must be secretly reading the article.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I have seen it, what is the fuss about, I also searched it, and there are also fanarts of Old Cucumber and Fuzai.

The Lonely Old Cucumber: What are you talking about?I will search and search.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Fuck! ! ! !really have!There are more than one article, I have a feeling that the door to a new world has been opened...

White stupid cat: Group leader, you have been with Fuzai for so long, the door to homosexuality has been opened long ago, okay, here you pretend to be a naive boy, do you think you are Ertang?

Lonely Old Cucumber: The gate to the new world I am talking about is Shengziwen... Fuzai, you have given birth, two in a litter.

Wonderful: Damn it!What did you say?

Black stupid dog: I also searched secretly, what is ABO?

The topic gradually moved away from "The Silly White Sweet President and the Past Star", Chu Xiaotang secretly called out "Er Gouzi Good Job", and was about to change the topic.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Hahaha, whoever he is, he doesn't look normal, okay?Old Cucumber, you and Fuzai’s essays are much more exciting than mine. Hurry up and post the address, and let’s share some unique essays.

Black Stupid Dog: The ABO I was talking about was written by Wan Tang.

The second uncle of the Tang family: ...

White Stupid Cat: =2042116 Lost address, I also saw it, ABO or something, it seems to be a great setting, you can also have children (*/ω＼*)

Chu Xiaotang clicked on the link sent by Er Gouzi, and just read the explanation about ABO in the copy, and she already burst into tears, okay?

The so-called A, that is Alpha, the reproductive organs of the female part do not function or are naturally absent.The organs in the male part are larger than normal standards, including the knots.Sociologically: Because they never conceive, they have always been assigned the role of warrior or leader.They also seem generally superior to other people.

The so-called O, or Omega, have both male and female reproductive organs, they have a high fertility rate, have a strong estrus and are distracting until they bond with someone else (usually an Alpha).Often, they are busy with pregnancy and childbirth and are not considered fit to work.It is the rarest of all the male sexes.

The so-called B, namely Beta, is in the role between AO.

In this ABO article, Teacher Wan is undoubtedly A, and Chu Xiaotang is O. The content of the article is basically meat every few chapters, and Chu Xiaotang will give birth after the meat is finished.Chu Xiaotang just glanced at the contents of the catalog and found that he had already given birth to eight children.

Nima!Eight!There is one more wife than Wei Xiaobao, why not be so able to give birth!

The most hateful thing is that the author of this article is Fanniu!

Although the posting time was several days later than that of Chu Xiaotang, Mi Niuda’s mobile typewriter, with a speed of [-] updates per day and a popularity that cannot be matched by ordinary people, made this post not only entered V, but even climbed to the top of the list. Winning the Green Chicken Sales Gold List!

Damn, I'm not envious or jealous!

Damn it, an outsider's fanfic about me and the male god is better than mine!

Damn it, I want to pay for the next content!

Damn, why do I want to read the cool text about me and the male god, why do I want to watch me give birth!

Chu Xiaotang suspected that he was suffering from a physical illness, and while complaining frantically, he read the article silently.Seeing the back, my heart is churning endlessly——Mi Niu Da’s writing is so beautiful, it makes me want to stop writing. I would have known that I would not write an article. I would directly give this article a negative score and send it to Wan Wan. The teacher is fine.

ah!No, I'm still not sure about Teacher Wan's sexuality!

So what am I going to do now?

Chu Xiaotang rubbed his hair frantically in front of the computer, his whole body was in a state of madness.He jumped up from the chair in a jerk, rushed to the kitchen and drank a large glass of water slowly, and didn't stop until his stomach was full.

So full……

As an O, if you are pregnant, is this how you feel⊙▽⊙

As soon as this idea popped up, Chu Xiaotang slapped himself hard, "Damn it, what was I thinking!I'm not O, I can't give birth, I'm a normal male.

Help... I've been brainwashed by MiNiu again.

When Chu's mother passed by the kitchen, she saw Chu Xiaotang's face fluctuating from joy to sorrow, and frowned, "Son, you don't have to be so worried if you don't have a date."

"..." Chu Xiaotang, facing the five fingerprints on his face, wordlessly floated away from Mother Chu's side and returned to his room.

When he returned to the computer, sat down, opened the UPUP group, the first message that caught his eye was——

Teacher Wan: What can you do for me?I just came up and saw many people like me.