God help me

Teacher Wan sent out the sign of waving, and his profile picture immediately went dark. He really walked very fast and very chic!

What Chu Xiaotang didn't realize was that in the end, he didn't ask anything from Teacher Wan, but Teacher Wan got a lot of information out of him.

As slow as Chu Xiaotang, he must not be able to discover this problem. When he thought of Teacher Wan leaving in a hurry to become a cowherd, his heart felt as if it had been stabbed by a knife, and it hurt unspeakably.

After finding out the male god's sexual orientation, there is no need to continue writing the article "Silly White Sweet President and a Past Celebrity".Chu Xiaotang originally wanted to stop updating, but he remembered that Mi Niu Da could climb to the gold list with his and Teacher Wan's fanart, and he, the person involved, might also be able to make a fortune from this article, so as to make up for Teacher Wan's redemption fee .

Not only that, maybe you can use this article to brainwash the male god, make money, and get the male god right. Is there anyone smarter than me in the world?Bahahahaha~

Before Chu's mother came to ask Chu Xiaotang to eat, Chu Xiaotang was not in a hurry to go out, anyway, his mother knew that he was a dead house.

Chu Xiaotang, who was in a good mood, decided to go to the discussion group to bully a group of gay friends to pass the time.

The second uncle of the Tang family: If you don’t talk, are you succumbing to my sister’s power? Hahaha, pinch your waist and laugh<(￣︶￣)>

For Chu Xiaotang's ridicule, the discussion group was still quiet, but the group leader, Old Cucumber, poked Chu Xiaotang alone.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Tangtang, haven't you noticed that there is one more person in the new discussion group?

One more person.

Putting these five words in a horror movie can undoubtedly scare a group of living people to death.

Although it is almost time for dinner, the sky outside is still bright. Chu Xiaotang comforted himself, "Hahaha, the unreliable old cucumber must be teasing me again", while opening the discussion group, to the group on the right Members look.

White stupid cat, lonely old cucumber, black stupid dog, fat man, wonderful, teacher Wan, the second uncle of the Tang family.

There are not many people, Chu Xiaotang thought to himself, aren't there only a few people who have a good relationship with him?

and many more.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Wan, why are Teacher Wan in the discussion group! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lonely old cucumber: Idiot you ask me who I ask, you built the discussion group.

Chu Xiaotang wanted to die. When the situation was urgent, he didn't pay attention and pulled Teacher Wan into the discussion group.

He flipped through the chat history, but there was nothing but his few words.

Since Teacher Wan didn't mention this to him, maybe he didn't see the information of the discussion group?Or did you not understand?Or is his version of Qiuqiu too low to support discussion groups?

Chu Xiaotang imagined countless possibilities, the more he thought about it, the more flustered he became, and finally he simply didn't think about it.

Anyway, Teacher Wan didn't mention it, and he pretended it didn't happen, so let's turn this matter over.

In order to prevent Mr. Wan's past from being brought up again one day, Chu Xiaotang immediately set out to destroy the corpses and traces.He poked each group member individually to get them out of the group, and then carefully re-established the Third Squad of the Moral Guard, double-checking that nothing had gone wrong this time.

The third squad of the moral guards.

The second uncle of the Tang family: If Teacher Wan asks afterward, you all have to deny that you don’t understand what he is saying, please please.

Wonderful: Is it useful to deny it? Everyone has seen it.

The second uncle of the Tang family: You can tell him that it might be his hallucination.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Teacher Wan will not believe nonsense.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Why don't you believe it?The evidence has been destroyed by me︿(￣︶￣)︿

White Stupid Cat: Tangtang, there is a thing called chat history, do you know that?

Black Stupid Dog: There is another thing called recent contact records, do you know that?

The second uncle of the Tang family: That's why I told you all to withdraw from the group, so that I can tell him that he built it while sleepwalking!

Fat Cixia: Who would believe this kind of reason.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Me!

Lonely Gherkin: So you're an idiot.

White stupid cat: so you are an idiot +1

Black Stupid Dog: So you are an idiot +2

Wonderful: So you're an idiot +3

Fat man: So you are an idiot +4

The second uncle of the Tang family: Friends are exhausted (╯°Д°)╯︵┻━┻

No matter how much the people in the discussion group laughed at Chu Xiaotang, as long as Teacher Wan didn't mention this matter again, it would be safe to pass.

Fortunately, Teacher Wan never mentioned this matter in front of Chu Xiaotang, so Chu Xiaotang was secretly happy for a long time.

Since Teacher Wan's working hours are not fixed, Chu Xiaotang and Teacher Wan don't spend much time meeting online every day, only weekends are fixed, and they spend more time playing together.

From game evaluation, to sharing good-looking videos on station B, to chasing "Silly White Sweet President Falls in Love with a Past Celebrity" together, Chu Xiaotang has never had such close contact with a male god.

But how can chatting online satisfy Chu Xiaotang?He is the UP master of a man who wants to become a male god, and he must turn the relationship between the two into reality.

Speaking of which, face-to-face or something is a very common phenomenon in today's society.

The number of people who love to surf the Internet is increasing day by day. Many people have more friends online than in real life. Some people even develop online dating, and there are not a few of them who finally achieve positive results.

Chu Xiaotang planned for a long time, looking forward to the stars and the moon, and finally found a good opportunity to face the foundation.

Speaking of which, when receiving the notice of passing the re-examination, Chu Xiaotang's first reaction was to share the good news with Teacher Wan, and then he thought about Mian Ji.

So, he suppressed his original plan for the time being, and silently followed the plan.

The first step is to tweet.

The second uncle of the Tang family V: I have been admitted to graduate school, long live~(≧▽≦)/~How should I celebrate?Teacher Wan's Lonely Old Cucumber VWonderful Black Stupid Dog V White Stupid Cat V Fat Cixia V

The second step is to wait for a reply.

After 5 minutes, it was refreshed, and as expected, the comments on this Weibo increased at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Black Stupid Dog V: Congratulations, I must treat you to dinner!

Lonely Old Cucumber V: Sure enough, only an idiot like Tangtang can become a nerd.

Wonderful: Reply to the lonely old cucumber V, hello, no map guns.

Chichiji: Reply to the white stupid cat V Huh? Are the UP masters ready to face the foundation?Kneeling for a burst of photos, chirp chirp O(∩_∩)O

Delicious cherries: Congratulations Tangtang!But do you still remember "Infinite Escape" by the Daming Lake?Damn, I want to watch Castle Escape ε(┬┬﹏┬┬)3

It’s best to stir the foundation: low oil, don’t talk about games at this time, UP masters look at my PO name, let’s stir the foundation together.

The third step is to transfer to the group.

Chu Xiaotang deliberately pretended to be unrepentant, and chatted in the UPUP group.

The second uncle of the Tang Family: Cough, er, I am very happy to be admitted to the graduate school, and we have known each other for such a long time, why don't we just do what Er Gouzi said, I invite you to dinner, how about we come out and get together?

Fat Cixia: Yes, I have no objection.

Lonely Old Cucumber: Yes, where are you from, me and Fuzai N City.

The second uncle of the Tang family: City N +1

White Stupid Cat: City L is just near City N, and the high-speed train will take you there in an hour.

Black Stupid Dog: City B, I can fly over there.

Fat Cixia: Crying blind, I am in X city, it is too far to N city, my mother will definitely not let me go.

The second uncle of the Tang family: Stupid cat and Er Gouzi are not from the same place!

White Stupid Cat: Uh...Actually, we didn't know each other before, and the similarity of names is just a coincidence.

Black stupid dog: it's ape dung.

Wonderful: I thought you and I were a couple like Gherkin.

The second uncle of the Tang family: I agree.

White Stupid Cat: You think too much.

Black Stupid Dog: Maybe it will become possible.

The second uncle of the Tang family: =v= Er Gouzi, you are very wrong today!You were also the one who first suggested eating under my Weibo, say!What are your intentions!

Black Stupid Dog: Nothing, hehe.

The second uncle of the Tang family: This smile is even more suspicious.

Wonderful: Suddenly, I was a little worried for the stupid cat. Either the chrysanthemum or the cucumber would not be preserved. This is the rhythm.

Fat Cixia: Hey, hey, do any of you care about me?

The Lonely Old Cucumber: Go with the sophomore kid, and play with you when he grows up.

Fat Chixia: Hey, hey, I'm off to do my homework.

After Fat Cixia finished chatting, Teacher Wan appeared right after.

Teacher Wan: Congratulations Tangtang, I just saw Weibo.

The second uncle of the Tang family: God, let's talk about Mian Ji again. Where are you from? Do you want to come with us?

Teacher Wan: I'm in N City, yes.Have you made an appointment yet?

The second uncle of the Tang family: I am making an appointment, the male god loves to discuss with us.

Seeing Teacher Wan agreeing to Mian Ji's invitation without hesitation, Chu Xiaotang fell silent in intense joy and couldn't extricate himself.

marvelous!Finally, I can meet the living male god!

Next, a group of people chattered and discussed in the group, and finally agreed to meet Ji on the next Friday night.

Chu Xiaotang calculated with his fingers, and with the addition of weekends, he could spend two more days with the male god.

wrong!Teacher Wan and I are from the same city, maybe we can see each other every day after the face-to-face meeting.

One step closer to conquering the male god, awesome!