hell flower shop

Ding-dong-

When Shu Jiu got home, he heard Ali chirping from the computer, it must be a customer.

*Ali Jiji Seller Edition*

Iron Lion Resident No. [-] in the third row: Do you deliver your incense candles?

Customer service Xiangxiang: Are you talking about romantic small candles imported from France?How many candles do you want to buy? The total price is more than [-]. Our store has a dedicated person to deliver, without bumping or squeezing~ Shu Jiu sat down and smoked a cigarette. It was the first time he met someone who bought candles for delivery. Candles are not like flowers. The cost of flowers is also very low, but if you can't stand to be romantic, you are not afraid of being slaughtered. As long as you can deliver it on time, someone will buy it for any money.

Shu Jiu’s store sells candles, and the pure pieces were sent by the supplier once, because the supplier’s price has increased, and Shu Jiu wants to change to another one, the supplier said, forget it, I will send you a few boxes of romantic candles imported from France Bar.

This kind of gadgets can’t be sold at a high price. If the customer buys a lot, Shu Jiu will give one or two as a gift. In fact, she didn’t plan to sell it. I didn’t expect to meet someone who bought candles today.

Iron Lion Resident No. [-] in Three Rows: One Box

Iron Lion Resident No. [-] in the third row: Can a box be cheaper?

Customer service Xiangxiang: Dear~ Our romantic candles are imported from France, which are mixed with high-grade essential oils to ensure a refreshing fragrance when burning. The red ones are rose scented, the yellow ones can soothe the nerves, and the blue ones can refresh the mind.Dear, the price is clearly marked, it can’t be any cheaper~Iron Lion Resident No. [-] in the third row: Forget it, can I send that box?

Customer service Xiangxiang: yes dear~ delivery within the Fifth Ring Road

No. [-] in the third row of Iron Lion residents: OK, then I will take pictures

Iron Lion Resident No. [-] in the third row: I'm too old, I'm not used to using a computer, and I take slow pictures. Let me study for a while.

Shu Jiu didn't expect that he sold a box of candles, and the price of the candles was not low. After doing this calculation, selling a box seems to be more profitable than selling flowers. Should I buy more?

After 15 minutes, the buyer named Iron Lion finally took the baby, a box of romantic candles imported from France, in fact, a few cents a piece, but selling for more than ten yuan, isn't this a big profit?

The buyer requested delivery in the afternoon, preferably after [-]:[-] p.m., Shu Jiu thought it would be no problem, since she didn't go to work or school anyway, maybe there was no one at home before [-]:[-] p.m.

Although Shu Jiu experienced two strange buyers today, it was quite a struggle to send flowers, but today she sold a lot of flowers and a box of candles, Shu Jiu felt that it was time to celebrate, so she ordered a bottle of beer and Drink it with steamed buns.

At five o'clock in the afternoon the next day, Shu Jiu bundled up the boxes containing candles, then glued the tape on to look like a basket, and then went out with the boxes.

The address of the iron lion buyer is a little outside the second ring road, not too far away, and Shu Jiu can get there by walking, but he has never heard of this address, and has been living in × Jingli, Shu Jiu feels like It's a road idiot, I haven't heard of so many places.

The location is a bit remote. Shu Jiu walked four or 10 minutes according to the address and still hadn't arrived, and felt a little lost. Shu Jiu dragged an aunt who was sweeping the floor.

Shu Jiu said: "Master, let me ask, how can I get to this address?"

The aunt was very enthusiastic, she looked at Shu Jiu's address for a long time, and then gave Shu Jiu a strange look.

Shu Jiu felt that her eyes were creepy, and she felt goosebumps on her back, but she didn't pay much attention.

Shu Jiu asked the way, and continued walking with the suitcase. After walking for another 10 minutes, the crowds became scarce. Although it would not be dark at six o'clock in August, the sky was inexplicably cloudy and the air was cool. moisture.

The front is desolate, there are no residential houses, and there are no people. The asphalt road is connected to the gravel road, and the feet hurt when you step on the ground. There are a few withered old trees on the side of the road.

What was even more frightening was that Shu Jiu saw the grave!

It's really a grave, there are several graves not far away!Row after row, not just one!

Although Shu Jiu knew that many years ago in × Beijing, there were grave mounds outside the second ring road, but this is the 21st century, not to mention the second ring road, the house price of the sixth ring road has soared to tens of thousands of square meters, and the house price of the second ring road has exceeded [-] , where there is still room for grave mounds, they have been relocated a long time ago.

Shu Jiu didn't take it seriously, just felt a little unlucky, and then continued to walk forward.

It's just that Shu Jiu walked five or six steps, and suddenly his whole body became ill, and he stopped.

There must be seven or eight rows of grave mounds in a row, and there is a small stone sign beside the nearest row, which says...

——A row of Iron Lion Tomb

Shu Jiu: "..."

Heck!

Shu Jiu was a typical rambunctious boy when he was in school. He played ghosts to scare girls, flirted with girls' skirts, and did everything. Shu Jiu had never been scared by others. For the first time, he felt a chill rushing up, and his hands trembled, "Pang ", Shu Jiu dropped the box and ran away!

"Oh, let me just say, let's not go online, it will scare people."

"But the incense candles in this store look delicious. I'm really greedy. Aren't you greedy?"

"Yes, yes, I have been dead for 200 years, and I have eaten so many kinds of incense candles, but I have never tasted ones imported from France. I heard that there are other essential oils, so follow the trend."

"You see, the young man seems to be frightened."

"The lads nowadays are too young to be scared."

"Look, you can see that he ran far away, and he ran quite fast."

"Hey, is our joss stick broken, go and have a look!"

Shu Jiu ran back home in one breath, her heart still beating violently, thinking how unlucky today is, she must not have read the almanac when she went out recently, and I don't know which unlucky person played with her like this, and asked herself to send it to the grave. Candles, Shu Jiu felt a chill down her spine just thinking about them.

Shu Jiu sat back in front of the computer, unexpectedly that the buyer named Iron Lion would click to confirm delivery so quickly, and even wrote a good review!

Praise! !

——The delivery man was a brat, he was blah, he smashed all the incense sticks on the ground, and four of them were broken, but the overall praise was good.I distributed it to the neighbors, and the neighbors liked it very much. The purple taste is good, I like it very much, it tastes delicious, and I will buy it again next time.

Shu Jiu: "...Damn it!"

Shu Jiu slammed into the computer, playing tricks!How to eat candles!You tell me how to gnaw, how to gnaw!I will buy it again next time, please don't buy my house for the rest of your life, okay!

Ding-dong-

*Ali Jiji Seller Edition*

Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: I heard that your family sells joss sticks?

Customer service Tiantian: ...Dear welcome~ It's for sale~ The treasures are all hanging in the store~ Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: My princess doesn't like cheap goods, is there any more expensive ones?

Customer service sweet: ...

The customer service is sweet: wait a minute~ I'll find it for you~

Shu Jiu looked at the screen, another strange thing appeared today, candles are called joss sticks these days, what the hell!

Shu Jiu clicked on a treasure in the store, then revised the price, adding a zero after the incense candle worth more than ten yuan, paused, and added another zero cruelly.

Then the ten-yuan candle becomes 1000 yuan...

Sweet customer service:

Sweet customer service: Dear, this is the most high-end candle in our shop. It is produced by the French royal family. It is specially provided for the French nobles and upper class. It is definitely a first-class aroma. ~ Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: Although it is a bit cheaper, it looks unsatisfactory

Shu Jiu: "..."

Customer service sweet: This is already the best candle~

Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: Can it be delivered tomorrow? It’s in Beijing, the same city

The customer service is sweet: it can be delivered, our shop can send Shunfeng express~

Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: Isn't it delivered by someone?

The customer service is sweet: it’s my dear~ Our store has too many orders, and the business is booming. If you want it tomorrow, the order is already full, and the courier is too busy, so you can send it by Shunfeng Express, and the same city will send it in the morning. I can arrive~ Don't worry dear~ Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: Forget it, then I will be like this, I want a hundred

Customer service sweet: ok ok ok! ! ! !

Customer service Tiantian: You take the picture first, and I will deliver the goods to you in the evening, so that the courier will definitely deliver it to you tomorrow morning~~~ Shu Jiu was so bloody that his candles were all given away by the supplier for free. There is no cost at all, one stick sells for 1000 yuan, and one hundred sticks means one thousand followed by two zeros, ten, hundred, thousand, ten thousand...

That's 10 yuan! !

Shu Jiu felt that he had become a local tyrant in an instant, earning 10 yuan a day!Although I can't even afford a toilet in a house in Beijing, but I can earn 10 yuan so easily, Shu Jiu thinks she is a genius!

Ding-dong-

*Ali Jiji Seller Edition*

Impermanence: Can the chrysanthemums and lilies in the store be delivered?

Shu Jiu looked at the buyer's name on the computer, and swallowed dryly. Are you in the late stage of secondary illness these days, and you have to use such a secondary when you start an online name?

Customer Service Meimei: Dear, as long as it is more than 150 yuan, you can send it~ It will be delivered within the Fifth Ring Road by a special person, no express delivery is required, the bouquet will not be squeezed, and the integrity of the bouquet will be kept to the greatest extent~ Customer Service Meimei: Dear, we also include a gift Exquisite small cards, you can write blessings ~ In addition, there are romantic small candles imported from France in the store, which is a good choice to increase the atmosphere, why don’t you send them here? Dear ~ Huowuchang: Well, just come with a box of incense candles

Shu Jiu: "Fuck, is it really popular to call candles joss sticks these days? It turns out that I am behind the times."

Shu Jiu chattered while typing.

Customer service Meimei: Then just take a photo~ Remember to leave a message if you have any requirements, we will deliver according to the requirements~ Huowuchang: OK

Life is impermanent: our master of the underworld has always had a bad temper, please deliver it on time

Shu Jiu: "..."

Still the Lord of the Underworld? cosplay? !

Customer Service Meimei: Okay dear~