hell flower shop

*Ali Jiji Seller Edition*

Falling Purple: I would like to order that bouquet of eleven Ferrero flowers. The address is next to the Fourth Ring Road. Can it be delivered tomorrow morning?

Customer service Huahua: Dear, it’s ok~ Our store will deliver it by a special person, no express delivery is required, the bouquet will not be squeezed, and the integrity of the bouquet will be kept to the greatest extent~ Customer service Huahua: Dear, we also include a small exquisite card, you can write your blessings~ Another store There are also romantic small candles imported from France. It is a good choice to increase the atmosphere. Why don’t you send it? Dear~ Falling purple: no need for candles

Falling Purple: Wait a minute, I have a little too much to write on the card, I'll call your customer service Huahua: Okay dear~ Don't worry, write slowly~

With a cigarette in his mouth, Shu Jiu tapped the keyboard quickly with both hands, and after knocking the last ecstasy tilde, he exhaled a mouthful of smoke rings, and then leaned back on the chair to rest.

Shu Jiu just graduated from university, and his family has no parents, siblings, and only one grandfather, who passed away before Shu Jiu graduated from university, so Shu Jiu inherited a shroud shop in Antique Street from his grandfather.

The rent on the antique street is too high, and shroud shops are not easy to mess with these days. Besides, this kind of shop is too unlucky. Shu Jiu closed the shop, but didn't sell it. After all, it was left to him by his grandfather.

He opened a flower delivery shop on a certain treasure and sold flowers online. Of course, with the advancement of the times, creative bouquets are now selling better than fresh flowers. What creative bouquets made of Ferrero chocolate, what Teddy The creative bouquets made by little bears are sold at a very gratifying price.

Although Shu Jiu doesn't earn much money, she still has no problem making ends meet.

But the flower shop has a major problem, that is, Shu Jiu can't afford to hire staff!

Although the flower shop is small, the sparrow is small, but it has all five internal organs, the customer service is flowery, the customer service is fragrant, the customer service is sweet, etc. There are five customer services alone!There are also three after-sales, plus the shopkeeper and the deliveryman—all of them are Shu Jiu alone...

Shu Jiu waited for a long time, but Ali Jiji from customer service Huahua didn't light up. After half an hour, the purple named Piaoluo finally typed the message on the card.

*Ali Jiji Seller Edition*

Falling Purple: The card reads:

Ah ~

when i hold your hand

when i hold your waist

when i kiss your lips

when i feel your breath

when i touch your heart

I'm willing to dig my heart out for you

I would like to stay by your side forever

Accompany you, grow old slowly, lose all your teeth...

Falling purple: I finished writing, please write the above love poem on the card With a sound.

The front is pretty normal, it’s just a nasty love poem, what’s going on behind it, dear!Can the heart be touched?How terrifying is it to touch the heart!What do you want if you hollow out your heart?It's obviously racking your brains out, if you've gutted out your heart, you're digging out your heart, dear!And tooth loss!

Knowing about dark cooking, Shu Jiu still learned about dark love poems...

But Shu Jiu replied like this...

Customer service Huahua: Okay dear, write it down, don’t worry dear~

Falling Purple: Well, sorry for the trouble

Customer service Huahua: No trouble no trouble, please be polite dear~ It will be delivered tomorrow morning~ Floating Purple: By the way, there is one more request, please deliver the flowers, please sing my girlfriend a song "I It's a girl."

Shu Jiu: "..."

Customer service Huahua: Dear... I'm sorry, our couriers are all boys~ Falling Purple: It doesn't matter if boys, my girlfriend and I got married because of this song, my girlfriend won't dislike it, without this song Songs are meaningless, can you sing or not?If you don't sing, I'll change to another house!

Shu Jiu: "..."

Shu Jiu smashed the keyboard twice angrily, muttering, "There are all kinds of weird things these days."

Then he continued typing.

Customer Service Huahua: Dear, the purpose of our store is that the customer is God, and to make the customer feel at home. Dear request will be fulfilled by the courier ~ Floating purple: If this is the case, it will be over

"Falling Purple", who was in the late second year of middle school, dropped the last sentence and went offline. Angrily, Shu Jiu started smashing the keyboard again, but the smashing was the same, and the money still had to be earned. Thinking that the deliveryman was also himself, tomorrow he would Even going to sing "I'm a Girl" to people early in the morning, Shu Jiu felt that she was really trying her best!

Three orders were sold in one day. Although the sales were not many, the cost could not be stopped, and today's performance was considered good.

Shu Jiu took a shower and checked the time. At twelve o'clock, just before turning off the computer and going to bed, Ali chirped "Ding Dong", and the customer came again.

*Ali Jiji Seller Edition*

Ange: Hello, may I ask you to send the 999 roses in your store?

Here comes a fat sheep, it looks like a rich man!

Shu Jiu was gearing up, and quickly sat down to type on the keyboard.

Customer service sweet: Dear, yes~

Ange: Okay, the address is near the Second Ring Road, but it is difficult to find the details. I will add the detailed address in the message.

The customer service is sweet: ok dear~ Our store will deliver it by a special person, no express delivery is required, the bouquet will not be squeezed, and the integrity of the bouquet will be kept to the greatest extent~ Customer service Huahua: dear, we also include a small exquisite card, you can write your blessings~ In addition There are also romantic small candles imported from France in the shop, which is a good choice to increase the atmosphere. Why don’t you post it? Dear~ Ange: There is no need for candles, the Duke doesn’t like the smell of candles

Shu Jiu: "..."

Is it no longer popular to say "dear", "big brother", "wife" and "stupid mother"?Shu Jiu felt that she was out of date and had already started saying "Master Duke"!

Customer Service Huahua: Okay dear, what are you going to write on the dear card?

Ange: Dedicated to the honorable Duke

Customer service Huahua: Yes dear, please write it down. Do you have any other requirements?

Angie: No, please deliver on time

Customer service Huahua: No problem dear~ The courier will definitely deliver it on time~ Thank you for your patronage~ Shu Jiu slaughtered a fat sheep, and then went to bed contentedly, there are two more orders to be run tomorrow, and I need to raise energy Just save up.

Early the next morning, Shu Jiu got up very early, and went out with a creative bouquet of eleven Ferrero chocolates. His family lived in the second ring road, and it was not too far from the fourth ring road. arrive.

It's just that Shu Jiu didn't expect that it was a school, a junior high school!

Shu Jiu bit the bullet and sent flowers, and sang "I'm a girl", but the school security came out soon, followed by the school leader, and called 110 to call the police, saying that there was a rogue at the school gate molesting her. junior high school girls.

Shu Jiu ran away, what a weird delivery, but fortunately, "Falling Purple" in the late second year paid the money and scored a perfect score. The review was written like this...

——Girlfriend likes it very much, but the courier's singing is incomplete. I hope to improve it next time. It is a habit of [-] points.

Shu Jiu: "..."

Shu Jiu hugged the keyboard and slammed it "bang bang bang" again, then tidied herself up, and went out with 999 roses in her hands.

The delivery address specified by the buyer named Ange is very close. Shu Jiu lives in the second ring road, and the address is also the second ring road, but Shu Jiu doesn't know the place name, so it's really not easy to find.

Shu Jiu hugged a large bouquet of flowers, almost covering his entire body, entered the alley and walked straight in, turned left at the entrance, right at the entrance, right again, left again, walking through the alley, At first, there were quite a lot of residents, but then the number of people gradually decreased. After walking for half an hour, the front suddenly became clear, and finally came out of the small alley.

Shu Jiu has never noticed that there is such an 18th century western retro building beside the second ring road.

This local tyrant is like a castle!

The gate was tightly closed, and there was a sense of silence, perhaps because of the sparsely populated areas, it was actually a bit chilly in August.

Shu Jiu trembled, and went to knock on the door.

The retro door is very tall, just as Shu Jiu knocked, the door opened with a "squeak", and a man in a black tuxedo and white gloves opened the door for Shu Jiu.

The man was tall and slender, with an unusually delicate appearance. He said with a formulaic smile, "Hi, I'm Ange who ordered flowers from your shop."

It was the first time for Shu Jiu to see a man with such an exquisite appearance. Compared with Ange, he thought that he was also a grass-level back then, but suddenly he became a wowotou!

Ange half-bent down and asked Shu Jiu to go in. His movements were more like a classical western servant.

Anger said: "The Duke is inside, please send the flowers in."

Shu Jiu nodded, looking at the magnificent hall, the high winding staircase, almost tongue-tied, hurried in with the flowers in her arms.

Angus pushed open the door.

Thick curtains were drawn in the room, and the tall floor-to-ceiling windows were tightly covered, making it dark inside.

Shu Jiu walked in, just as the front foot landed, the door closed with a "bang", Shu Jiu's back of the neck felt inexplicably cold.

Behind the large table was a luxurious retro chair. Someone was sitting on the chair, but his back was facing Shu Jiu, so he couldn't see his face.

Shu Jiu put the flowers on the table and said: "Sir, your flowers and greeting card, 'This is dedicated to the honorable Duke', please sign for it."

The man didn't turn his head, and paused for a few seconds. Shu Jiu thought he didn't hear it, so she heard the man say, "You smell bad."

Shu Jiu immediately blushed. She just took a shower yesterday. Although she didn't change her clothes, she still couldn't smell the peculiar smell on her body after four or five steps away!

Rich people are weird!

Seeing Shu Jiu coming out of the house, Ange left without looking back, a little surprised, opened the door and walked in, standing respectfully.

Anger said, "Your Excellency, with all due respect, why didn't you..."

The man called the Duke finally turned around. His face was comparable to that of any star entertainer. Compared with Ange's exquisiteness, the Duke is more handsome than a mature man. With his fair skin, he exudes a melancholy and aristocratic air. field.

The Duke frowned displeasedly, "Although his blood exudes a delicious temptation, there is an unpleasant aura about him. I don't want to destroy diplomatic relations."

An Ge seemed to understand, so he didn't speak any more.

Shu Jiu muttered, "There are so many strange things today, do men take a bath every day? Do men change clothes every day? Does changing clothes every day make you look masculine?"

While muttering, he left the castle angrily, so that he ignored the stone sculpture standing next to the castle.

The stone carvings are entwined with green vines, and a row of characters can be vaguely seen on it.

——Aristocratic vampires from the Balkan Peninsula in the New Oriental Embassy