hell flower shop

* Hades VIP dating chat room *

Tang Bohu, a romantic talent: I heard that there is a flower shop with delicious incense candles?

Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: This princess has already verified it, so it is worth the price, so-so.

Kuafu who chases the sun: How about the price?

Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: How about the price?The price of goods in the underworld is so high, and the import tariffs of eastern and western monsters are also so high that they can no longer afford daily necessities. Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty: One piece costs a thousand, and this princess bought a hundred.

The romantic talent Tang Bohu: ...

Kuafu who chases the sun: ...

Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: higher than the prices in Hades?

Kuafu who chases the sun: Nowadays, there are fewer and fewer mortals who worship gods and ghosts, and ghosts and gods have no money. The housing prices in the underworld are so high, and the prices are so high. It is almost impossible to let ghosts live. French royal incense candles are the best. If you think they are expensive, there are ten yuan apiece.

Taibai, the son of Baidi, punishes God: I heard that the flowers in this online shop are also good

Confidante Daji:! ! ! !

Confidante Boming Daji: Isn't this the chat room of Hades!Why are there strange things mixed in! ! !

The Beacon Lady Bao Si:! ! !How did Taibai Jinxing get into the VIP chat room! !Don't be so scary, okay?

Bao Zheng is not Bao Heizi: There is nothing I can do about it. Immortal Taibai donates hundreds of millions of dollars a month to the Hades, and he is a romantic talent specially approved by the Lord of the Underworld. Tang Bohu: ...

Kuafu who chases the sun: ...

The confidante's fate: TAT

Beautiful Lady in the Beacon Fire Bao Si: TOT

Shu Jiu got up very early, it was not yet dawn outside, there was a little bit of selling flowers, and it was too early to buy flowers, so Shu Jiu went to buy them in a daze.

The buyer named Huo impermanence, although seldom talked, was very fussy. According to him, their "Master of the Underworld" was very demanding.

Every chrysanthemum and lily must be the freshest, stained with morning dew, but money is not an issue.

Shu Jiu said hehe, how can I steal the dew for you, but tap water is available everywhere, just spray the tap water casually to make the flowers brighter.

Busy chattering all morning, after lunch, Shu Jiu went out with a luxurious bouquet to deliver flowers. The buyer's address is very remote. Although it is free within the Fifth Ring Road, it seems that he bought such an expensive one. Liu Huan also gave him flowers.

Shu Jiu had never been here before. After getting off the subway, it was a bit desolate outside. She had to transfer again. After seven or eight stops, the bus began to turn into a small valley. , he was the only one left on the bus.

The sun began to set, accompanied by dusk, and there were crows outside, which felt quite penetrating.

Shu Jiu got off the bus, walked for 10 minutes, and saw a large retro archway. There was no writing on the archway. The most important thing in × Beijing is the ancient archway building, so Shu Jiu didn't take it seriously at all and walked through the archway. Going further inside, you will see a courtyard within a few steps.

It is said that the courtyard is too earthy, but it is simply the mansion of an ancient dignitary, with tall doors and red pillars, and the door nails are golden.

Shu Jiu said "Damn", dropped the cigarette in his mouth, and was blinded by the luxurious door, thinking that this house is really rich, okay?It is often heard that the rich do not like to buy villas, but the real rich like this kind of ancient buildings, so that they can show their identity.

The door plaque is also golden, but the four big characters on it are rather strange.

--go through fire and water

There are couplets on both sides of the door plaque, and the red lacquer couplets are written with golden characters.

——It is easy to be a human being but difficult to be a human being; it may be even more difficult to be a human being.

——There is no difficulty in wanting to live in a blessed place; it is not difficult to speak with the heart.

Shu Jiu raised her head and looked at it for a long time. What kind of couplet is this? Even an illiterate himself knows that it should be flat. The person who wrote the couplet is obviously illiterate.

No culture is terrible!

While Shu Jiu was still commenting, the red-painted door squeaked open, and two men came out from inside, two men in neat suits.

One white and one black, Shu Jiu knew at the first glance that this suit was absolutely expensive enough to vomit blood. The two men were wearing suits, and their bodies were too good to talk about. But he also looks like an idol, but the man in the black suit looks too sorry for his figure.

The man in the black suit looked oddly shaped, and was particularly awkward. Shu Jiu felt goosebumps all over her body, so she didn't dare to look at him again.

The man in the black suit was the first to speak, "Hello, are you sending flowers? I have a share in death, and I am the housekeeper of this house."

Shu Jiu hugged a bunch of chrysanthemums and lilies, and almost shouted "wipe", there must be some eccentricity in this house, rich people have a lot of eccentricities, people who buy flowers are called life impermanence, and now the housekeeper has a part in calling death.

It's just that the voice of the man in the black suit is so pleasant. Shu Jiu felt that if she was a girl, she would be fascinated by him. It was slightly deep and hoarse, with a feeling of crispy ears.

Seeing Shu Jiu hugging the flowers, Si Youfen stared blankly at himself, and couldn't help laughing.

Huo Wuchang, who was wearing a white suit next to him, gave him a squinting look, seemed a little displeased, then stepped forward and said, "Please come in."

Only then did Shu Jiu come back to her senses, "Oh."

Shu Jiu followed two people into the gate, and the first thing he saw was the garden. At the front of the garden was a big stone platform, and he didn't know what it was used for. The stone platform was tall and big, and there was an old woman standing on it. Holding a bowl, he looked at Shu Jiu with a smile.

There was a cold sweat down Shu Jiu's back.

The old lady smiled and greeted impermanence and death, "You two, are you bringing someone here again?"

Si Youfen said with a smile: "This time it's different, it's for Mr. Mingzhu, and Grandma's soup is no longer available."

The old lady said: "What a pity, what a pity, business is not good these days, and my soup can't be sold. But then again... send flowers? Lord Mingzhu, with a paralyzed face, finally has a suitor? Oh, hoo hoo Ho ho ho ho..."

crazy……

Shu Jiu glanced at Granny Meng and Grandma Meng with strange eyes, she was so old, she smiled like an old hag, and then continued to follow the impermanence of life and death.

After passing Shitaizi, there is still lake water, and there is a pontoon bridge on the lake water, with small characters engraved on it - bitter bamboo pontoon bridge.

Shu Jiu got on the bridge and looked down. The lake in this house was actually light red, and the red tide pollution was not so serious!

Huo Wuchang glanced at Shu Jiu, with an iceberg face that has remained unchanged for thousands of years, and said, "Don't fall."

Shu Jiu laughed dryly and said, "Don't be afraid, I know how to swim, and I won't drown if I fall into such a shallow lake."

Huo impermanent smiled lightly, Shu Jiu thought she had heard it wrong, but when she saw the other person's face, there were clearly two large characters written on that face - mocking, laughing!

Shu Jiu didn't know what she said was wrong, she just thought that this handsome guy had a handsome face for no reason, but in the end he still had a dead face!

In the myths and legends, there are ten temples of Yama. The ghosts are judged to be reincarnated in the next life by the king of Yama. Then they go up to the watchtower, drink Mengpo soup, walk across the bitter bamboo pontoon bridge, and are pushed into the water by the big ghost to reincarnate. The lake is red.The plaque before the entrance reads "Born to Die", which does not mean that the iron buddies share weal and woe, but that those who enter the door die, and those who leave the door are reincarnated.The red tide lake water in Shu Jiu's eyes is actually the six souls.

Shu Jiu didn't know that the place where he took the subway and bus to send flowers for thousands of miles was actually the headquarters of Hades!

But Shu Jiu is an atheist, and it is not for nothing to go to college for so many years, although there is a seminary opposite their university, and it is gloomy all day long...

After getting off the bridge and crossing the lake, it became open and flat. In front of it was a row of big houses with a particularly magnificent style. Suddenly, there was a loud roar from the pagoda, which scared Shu Jiu into a panic.

"Grass! The grandson Liu Bang! What the hell are you cheating again!"

"What's wrong with cheating? It's called soldiers never tire of cheating! I don't understand this, otherwise why the Qin Dynasty was ruined as soon as your son came."

"Stop beating, Zheng'er, that's my ancestor anyway, let him go."

"Get out, Zheng'er is also called by you!"

"Okay, okay, stop playing cards, let's go to the next room to discuss what to call it."

"Fuck, uncle Liu Yezhu! No, your ancestor's! Let go, where do you put your hands!"

"Hahaha, dear grandson, come on! Go all the way!"

After the noise was over, a room next to the "VIP chess and card room" opened with a "bang", a man in a suit and leather shoes dragged another man out, and the man was still yelling to fight.

Shu Jiu's eyelids twitched, why did he feel a little weird listening to their words...

Shu Jiu entered the hall door, a man around 30 years old was sitting in front of the tea table in the hall, on which was placed a high-end tea set, Shu Jiu was sure that just looking at this coffee table carved into the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea would make him sell his kidneys, let alone There is a purple sand pot on the tea table, how much money can the purple sand pot match with this tea table?

Life is impermanent and death is a part of it, so don't go in, just stand outside and wait.

It was Shu Jiu's turn to look after the tea table. He almost choked to death on his own saliva when he saw the coffee table. He thought that the impermanence just now was handsome enough, but the man's face can only be described in four words, he is unbelievably handsome. .

Forgive Shu Jiu for being illiterate and unable to find any good adjectives.

But it was also a face with a paralyzed face, such a sharp-edged, deep-lined face.

Shu Jiu was stared into hair by the man, so she bravely handed over the flowers, "Sir, please sign for the flowers you ordered."

The man just raised his eyelids and glanced at the flowers in Shu Jiu's hand, without saying a word, he raised his chin, motioning for him to put the flowers on the coffee table.

fart...

Shu Jiu found another adjective in her mind to describe this man.

Shu Jiu delivered the flowers, but didn't keep any more. She always felt that the air pressure in this place was not right, and everyone seemed nervous.

Shu Jiu went out, and when he passed by the watchtower, the old lady holding a bowl greeted him.

Grandma Meng said, "Oh, ho ho ho, young man is leaving? Don't you want to stay and have a bowl of soup made by grandma?"

Hearing what he said, Shu Jiu's back trembled, she quickly shook her head, and strode out.

Grandma Meng and grandma stood on the viewing platform, looking at Shu Jiu's back from a distance, smiling with a wrinkled face.

Death Youfen came over and said, "Grandma, don't make bad decisions, that's the person that the Lord of the Underworld is looking for."

Granny Meng said with a smile, "Has the young man met the Lord of the Underworld?"

Dead point nodded.

Grandma Meng laughed loudly again, and said, "Who is the Lord of the Underworld looking at? How could the Lord of the Underworld be interested in a short-lived ghost? I hope he will come to us as a companion soon."

Death has a part to say: "What does this mean?"

Granny Meng stirred the soup and water in the pot with a big iron spoon while smiling, and while listening to the sound of the soup, she said: "He has a very dark energy, either he is haunted by a ghost, or he is cursed by a ghost." , If you don’t die today, you will die tomorrow, and if you don’t die tomorrow, you will die sooner or later.”

"Ah - sneeze!"

Walking on the road, Shu Jiu sneezed heavily, took out a cigarette from his trouser pocket, lit it, and muttered with the cigarette in his mouth, "Who is speaking ill of me behind my back?"