What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou's breathing gradually became unstable. He felt that his heart was beating faster than ever before, almost jumping out of his chest. In this dark and quiet room, he could almost hear the sound of his own heartbeat. , The heartbeat was so loud that it seemed to deafen his own ears.

Xia Shangzhou was very worried... Could Qin Han hear his heart beating so loudly?

But the thing that disturbed him the most was not this, but—he seemed to have a reaction.

Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to turn his head to look at Qin Han's expression. The moment he felt that he had a reaction, his cold sweat flowed down almost instantly. Although the light in the room was quite dim at this moment, Xia Shangzhou Still guilty, he subconsciously closed his legs, for fear that Qin Han would see something wrong.

Damn it, it's over... He actually played a hooligan in front of the male god!

At this moment Xia Shangzhou was completely hopeless.

Qin Han seemed to be listening very seriously, and didn't notice any abnormalities on Xia Shangzhou's side, but Xia Shangzhou felt guilty and broke out in a cold sweat. He tightly closed his legs, feeling like he was on the bus. People who have to pee in a hurry but have to wring their legs because they are far away from the next stop.

Xia Shangzhou could even feel that his clenched palms were sweating. After taking a deep breath, Xia Shangzhou took advantage of Qin Han's inattention, quickly took out his phone and climbed onto his usual gossip. Forum, posted a post - "Help!What should I do if I get hard when I listen to Tanmei H-dramas with the male god? !The male god is also a straight man! ! ! "In less than a minute, there were already several replies to this post, Xia Shangzhou poked it open——

The first floor (passing by to make soy sauce): Hahahaha, the landlord, don’t be funny!Call yourself a straight man after being tough on the male god?stop teasing me!

Second floor (what kind of soy sauce): Hehehehe, can straight men listen to BL dramas?Can you call another man a god?I’ll just stop talking. The third floor (Datong brand soy sauce): Could it be that there are gays everywhere now, can there be a way for heterosexuals to survive?Angrily bombarding the landlord Xiao Jiji, post!

Fourth floor (the old Wang next door praised me for being handsome): Friends upstairs, don’t be so irritable~ The host just lacks an excuse to come out to himself, come on!Landlord!Support you!Get together with your male god~ Xia Shangzhou silently scrolled down to reply, probably because the disturbing topic is particularly eye-catching, so this post has dozens of replies in just a few minutes, Xia Shangzhou is in a hurry The flower-watchers looked it over, except for those who specifically clicked in to scold a dead gay, most of them called him to be with the male god...

Together...

Together with……

together together together……

#The whole world has decided that he is gay? #

#The whole world is brushing to make him swollen with the male god? #

After scrolling through the last reply, Xia Shangzhou calmly made a decision.

The last reply is this -

Landlord, you duplicitous little goblin!Saying that he is not a straight man but his body is very honest!He also said he was straight!Wake up quickly!Wake up!Quickly recognize your own mind and obey the male god!

...In short, after scrolling through the last reply, Xia Shangzhou snorted inwardly. He thought, all the replies in this post must be crazy!How could he not be straight?He is obviously a male god!If he is not straight, then he will broadcast Tunxiang live! ! !

Thinking of this, Xia Shangzhou viciously typed and replied: "The poster is really straight!!! If the poster is not straight"...he was about to type "Then the poster will broadcast Tunxiang!!!", but he thought carefully , It seems a bit inappropriate to swear such a poisonous oath casually, so I silently typed it as "Then the landlord will strike five lightning strikes!!!".

... It seems that there hasn't been any news about people being killed by lightning in D city for so many years, right?

Just when Xia Shangzhou was about to send this reply, suddenly there was a thunder and lightning outside the window, and Xia Shangzhou was stunned with a bang!

Fuck!Sure enough, men can't swear indiscriminately!The karma came too fast like a tornado!

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, thinking that Dao Lei would really smash into the house and smash him into pieces. He threw the phone out with a clatter, and then he subconsciously looked for a shelter to the side, and it turned out all of a sudden. He bumped into Qin Han, and before Qin Han could react, he desperately hugged into Qin Han's arms, like a pig trying to hug a Chinese cabbage.

The thunder outside the window was still rumbling, each sound was louder than the sound, as if it was close to his ears, Xia Shangzhou was about to be terrified, he lay on Qin Han's lap and dared not look up, his heart was almost buzzing Crying, shit, he knew it!He knows it!With his full-level curse skill of scolding someone for sneezing, he shouldn't swear indiscriminately!He shouldn't have sworn indiscriminately!He shouldn't have sworn indiscriminately!

Qin Han finally came to his senses. He looked at Xia Shangzhou who was almost curled up into a ball, with a strange expression on his face. After a while, he suppressed a smile and asked, "...so you are still afraid of thunder?"

"Who is afraid of thunder? You are afraid of thunder!" Even though Xia Shangzhou was too frightened to raise his head at all, he still retorted angrily. How could he be afraid of thunder? !As a pure man, how could he have such a girly setting? !

"Then why are you lying on my lap?" Qin Han smiled.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Xia Shangzhou shamelessly lay on Qin Han's lap for a while, and after confirming that the thunder was getting quieter and no thunder was going to smash into the room and smash him into pieces, he silently got up and took the I picked up the cell phone that I threw out, and then silently deleted the line "Then the landlord will strike five lightning strikes from the sky!!!".

The thunder outside the window disappeared, but gradually there was the sound of rain. Judging from the sound, it seemed to be a heavy rain. No wonder the room was so dark before. It turned out that it was dark and it was about to rain , but the absent-minded Xia Shangzhou didn't notice at all.

But after being frightened like this, Xia Shangzhou was also frightened softly. He no longer had to worry about the possibility that Qin Han might find out that he had reacted, and his mother no longer had to worry about his little secret!

Although Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, but when he came back to his senses, he was secretly glad.

But if it continues like this, there is no guarantee that there will be accidents in the future. Just in case, Xia Shangzhou said to Qin Han tactfully: "Well, I think the two of us have already studied almost...you don't need to study anymore, right?"

Qin Han snorted and raised his eyebrows: "Have you learned enough?"

Xia Shangzhou nodded with a straight face.

"Then you call twice to listen?" Qin Han laughed, if he wasn't handsome, he would be like those hooligans in TV dramas who molested the daughter-in-law of a good family, hooking the chin of the daughter-in-law and smiling wretchedly: Come on~ give the uncle a laugh~ Xia Shangzhou thought, is it not easy to call twice? Although he was a little half-hearted just now, he listened carefully. Panting and groaning, she opened her mouth and tried to imitate others and yelled twice.

After shouting, Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but blush a little. He's a big man, it's really weird to pant so much, if it wasn't for the male god...he wouldn't sacrifice himself like this.

Qin Han frowned, Xia Shangzhou asked a little nervously, "Can't you?"

"What do you think?" Qin Han didn't answer Xia Shangzhou directly, but asked back with raised eyebrows.

"Uh, your expression tells me that you seem to be dissatisfied with my performance," Xia Shangzhou silently pointed fingers, "but I think I have tried my best qaq..."

"It's not like, it's true." Qin Han smiled slightly.

Xia Shangzhou: "...qaq"

He said he was hit!

"You scream..." Qin Han paused, as if he was considering his words, "It's too exaggerated."

"Exaggerated?" Xia Shangzhou was at a loss, "Does that mean I called it too exaggerated? But that's what people call it too..."

Qin Han compared the mobile phone in Bixia Shangzhou's hand with his chin, and said flatly, "Try recording with your mobile phone."

Unconvinced, Xia Shangzhou yelled at the phone a few times, and then played it.

Although people listen to their own voice every day, they are the most unfamiliar to their own voice. Listening to their own voice from the mobile phone, Xia Shangzhou felt strange and awkward, but also felt that something was wrong just like what Qin Han said, although The cry is quite emotional, but the problem is that it is too emotional, it is almost like panting and moaning in some action movies for the sake of acting effect.

Xia Shangzhou was depressed.

"How is it?" Qin Han chuckled, "Do you feel something is wrong?"

"This h is too difficult to play!" Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han depressedly and said, "If you have the ability, try to record a section!"

"Me?" Qin Han seemed to be taken aback for a moment, then he smiled, "Yes."

"I mean, you come to record a section of shou!" Xia Shangzhou made an inch of it.

Qin Han nodded, indicating that there was no problem, so Xia Shangzhou handed the phone to Qin Han.

Qin Han closed his eyes, seeming to be brewing his emotions for a while, then opened his eyes, his expression was completely different from before, he picked up Xia Shangzhou's mobile phone, lowered his eyes slightly, and then made a sound.

Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han's expression almost stunned. Although Qin Han's expression didn't change much at this moment, there seemed to be a certain kind of different style flowing between his eyebrows and eyes. He was matched with Xia Shangzhou The character of Xia Shangzhou was reading Xia Shangzhou's lines, but at this moment, he seemed to be the big brother who was deceived by his own junior, with some grief and sadness in his tone, after reading those lines, he Started to gasp.

Xia Shangzhou was brought into the scene by Qin Han almost instantly, Qin Han panted again and again, as if there was really an invisible person caressing wantonly on him...

Then, Xia Shangzhou found out with grief and indignation that he had reacted again.

Not daring to be discovered by Qin Han, Xia Changzhou could only tightly close his legs together again, put his hands on his knees, and quietly pinched his inner thighs as hard as he could, trying to use the pain to appease his eagerness to move ...unfortunately with little success.

Qin Han's voice was hoarse and low at the moment, as if 1000 million small feathers were scratching Xia Shangzhou's heart at the same time, causing Xia Shangzhou's blood to flow backwards, rushing to the place he was trying to block with his hands.

In fact, the time for Qin Han to match h is not strictly speaking long, but this short minute is too long for Xia Shangzhou. When Qin Han finally finished, Xia Shangzhou felt as if he had finished After a strenuous exercise, the back is sweating, but it's cold sweat.

Xia Shangzhou lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Qin Han's expression. He waited for Qin Han to stop, and immediately stuttered and said, "Well, I suddenly remembered that I seemed to have forgotten to feed the dog leftovers at noon, hehe, I'm going to feed the dog leftover first..." In this case, he couldn't say that he was going to the bathroom, could he?If he really said that he was going to the bathroom, wouldn't that be an obvious exposure?

But with Xia Shangzhou's current situation, it's hard not to be exposed when he goes out, unless he moves out sideways like a crab with his back to Qin Han and clutching his crotch...

Xia Shangzhou silently thought about the feasibility of this method.

At the same time, he silently prayed in his heart—the straight man is the god!Kneel to the straight male god!You must protect him from being discovered by Qin Han!Otherwise, he would definitely be regarded as dead by Qin Han!base!guy!of!Boo!