What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

It's a pity that no matter how devoutly Xia Shangzhou prayed to the straight male god, the straight male god didn't seem to hear the prayer of a devout believer, so the next moment, Qin Han discovered the secret that Xia Shangzhou tried his best to hide.

"How?" Qin Han chuckled, "...But your reaction seems to have told me the answer."

Xia Shangzhou was not feeling well, but he could only force himself to be calm, he squeezed his thighs together tightly, and said with a straight face: "This is actually quite normal... because I just listened to the h-movie, everyone It’s a man, you also know that men are animals that rely on the lower body to think! Ahem, so it’s normal to have a reaction! Even if I’m a straight man, some straight men will react when they watch GV, so it doesn’t mean anything !"

Qin Han snorted, then raised his eyebrows: "So?"

"So I'm really a straight man, don't get me wrong." Xia Shangzhou was about to become popular.

Qin Han nodded calmly: "I didn't misunderstand."

"That's good, ahem, I'll go to the toilet..." After Xia Shangzhou finished speaking, he wanted to rush out the door and run to the toilet, but before he could stand up, he heard Qin Han's chuckle.

"...Why are you so troublesome, why don't I help you?"

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a while, wait, did he hear wrong just now...?

He seemed to have heard something extraordinary just now.

He must have heard wrong.

"Isn't it normal for boys to help each other?" Qin Han laughed in a low voice, and slowly attached his upper body to Xia Shangzhou, "I mean...between straight men."

Hearing Qin Han's accentuated words, Xia Shangzhou nodded frantically: "Well, we are all straight men! It's normal for straight men to help each other...?" At the end, he was a little uncertain.

……is that so?

He had never "helped each other" with other boys when he was in school.

Xia Shangzhou hesitated a little.

"If you are a straight man, you are not afraid of helping each other." Qin Han seemed to see through Xia Shangzhou's inner thoughts, and said solemnly, "Unless you..." He didn't complete the sentence, but Xia Shangzhou, who was full of brain skills, Shang Zhou has automatically and consciously completed the half of Qin Han's unfinished sentence.

…unless you’re not straight.

If you are a straight man, you don’t mind helping each other with other men, being open and frank, only gay guys would mind helping each other with other men, all kinds of awkwardness, because for a straight man, other men are nothing to him Like their left or right hand, so they are very calm, but for gay guys, other men represent a completely different meaning.

After Xia Shangzhou automatically and consciously made up his mind, he felt that if he continued to be awkward, he would not be a straight man who stood up to the sky!As a manly straight man, how could he be afraid of such trivial things? !

The gentleman is frank, the villain hides the jiji.

So Xia Shangzhou opened his trousers openly, with a heroic expression on his face: "Come on!" Shoot at me!

But Xia Shangzhou didn't harden for a long time, and was immediately fiddled with by Qin Han's hands so that his whole body softened. Of course, the places that should be hard were still hardened, and even became more vigorous under Qin Han's hands, but Xia Shangzhou Changzhou's whole body softened into a puddle of water, and limply leaned against Qin Han's body.

Xia Shangzhou's mind became a mess, he couldn't think of anything, and he didn't have the energy to think about it anymore, only Qin Han's hands were in his mind...

He lay powerlessly on Qin Han's body, resting his chin on Qin Han's shoulder, and between his breaths, the air flow sprayed under Qin Han's ears.

Because Xia Shangzhou rested his chin on Qin Han's shoulder, he couldn't see Qin Han's expression at this moment, but he thought, with Qin Han's personality, his expression was probably very calm and calm. , this person is probably expressionless even when he is masturbating himself...

Xia Shangzhou stared blankly at Qin Han's earlobe, which was close at hand, and found that Qin Han's earballs were quite round and cute, but before he could study them carefully, he was soon pulled into a vortex where Qin Han couldn't think.

When Xia Shangzhou finally let his mind go blank, he opened his mouth subconsciously, bit Qin Han's earlobe that he had coveted for a long time, and even stuck out the tip of his tongue to lick it.

Afterwards, Xia Shangzhou felt Qin Han's body tremble violently, and his breathing seemed to be a little short, but because Xia Shangzhou was immersed in the emptiness just released at this moment, it was the so-called sage time. , so he has no leisure to analyze and think about other things.

After a while, Xia Shangzhou finally regained his strength. He stayed for a while before he remembered the current situation.

Fuck!He was in the hands of the male god just now!Fuck!up!one!Tube!

In the hands of the male god! ! !

God! ! !

Xia Shangzhou was stunned. If he hadn't rested his chin on Qin Han's shoulder right now, he would probably lie down on the ground to pick it up.

Xia Shangzhou stiffened his neck, got up from Qin Han's arms stiffly, and said stiffly, "...Thank you...Thank you..."

What should I say to help him at this time?

Why didn't anyone tell him what to say after masturbating with a male god?

Could it be that at this time he still has to go to the forum to post "Help I just masturbated with the male god, now what expression should I use to face the male god ps: I am a straight man, and so is the male god!" ! ! "...Damn it, you don't need to read the content, you will definitely be labeled a gay!

...And he's still a tsundere gay duplicity!

Wait a minute, what should he say to Qin Han at this time?

Thank you for your help, I feel good, I will come to see you next time~(<ゝw·)~☆pass!It feels weird and slightly perverted...

This is just mutual help between straight men, and we will still be good friends in the future.

pass! pass!Full of the ruthless sense of sight of plucking chickens!

Since you helped me once, for the sake of fairness, let me help you once too!

pass! pass! pass!If he really said that, he felt that he was one step closer to becoming a gay!

Xia Shangzhou hasn't finished tangling here, Qin Han has already smiled slightly and said: "I helped you just now, for the sake of fairness, you should help me too."

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief. He was so embarrassed just now that he didn't know what topic to find to break the silence. Since Qin Han himself spoke, it would be great, but it was just to help Qin Han masturbate once... that's all ……Well……

……and many more?

Did he hear wrong just now...?

He seemed to have heard something extraordinary just now.

He must have heard wrong.

"Why, you don't want to?" Qin Han looked at Xia Shangzhou's eyes that suddenly widened, and raised his eyebrows.

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a long time. Did what Qin Han said just now mean what he thought?

"...Since you don't want to, then forget it." Qin Han lowered his eyes, his long eyelashes were half down, inexplicably making Xia Shangzhou feel that he seemed aggrieved, "I won't force you."

Somewhere in Xia Shangzhou's heart was immediately hit by Qin Han's expression at this time, and he blurted out subconsciously: "I am willing! Who said I am not willing..."

"Really?" Qin Han raised his eyebrows and pursed his lips.

Xia Shangzhou immediately regretted it. Is it too late for him to change his words now?But thinking about it, Qin Han has only served him once before, if he doesn't reciprocate, it seems a bit unreasonable.

So Xia Shangzhou gritted his teeth: "Come on!" He had the expression of a strong man breaking his wrist again.

Qin Han chuckled, but he didn't take off his pants directly, but calmly took out a few tissues from the bedside table, and then slowly wiped his hands. Xia Shangzhou, who realized what Qin Han was wiping, suddenly His face was burning red.Looking up at Qin Han's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, Xia Shangzhou was in a bad mood. He seemed to be able to make up what he wanted to say at this moment from Qin Han's expression——

"Look, these are your sons."

After wiping his hands slowly, Qin Han calmly threw the wad of tissues into the trash can next to the bed, then looked at Xia Shangzhou, raised his eyebrows, as if to say, come on.

Xia Shangzhou tightened the expression on his face, trying not to look so expectant... Bah, bah, bah!He didn't expect it!How could he expect it?He is straight!The expression on Xia Shangzhou's face was tense, as if he was circulating in his heart, "I'm a straight man, I'm a straight man, I'm a straight man...", then he stretched out his hand and pulled off Qin Han's trouser chain.

It was the first time in his life that he pulled another man's trouser chain, and Xia Shangzhou's hands trembled twice.

Mr. Xia, who pulled another man's trouser chain for the first time after living for more than 20 years, said that he was so tight and dirty!It's so dirty that you can't even tell the difference between a flat tongue sound and a warped tongue sound!

Xia Shangzhou tried his best to maintain a calm expression on his face and pulled down Qin Han's trouser chain. During this period, he kept looking up at the ceiling, because he neither dared to look at Qin Han at the same level nor meet Qin Han's eyes. Dare to look down at Qin Han.

So after pulling off Qin Han's trouser chain, he fumbled into Qin Han's underwear, and was instantly stunned by the touch——

This heat!This hardness!It's not like Qin Han's calm look just now!It's completely ready to go!

Xia Shangzhou silently looked at the ceiling and recalled Qin Han's calm expression just now, just now Qin Han was very calm and wiped the toilet paper with a paper towel!So... how much of a god is he - pretending!force!ah!

...But Xia Shangzhou's mood improved inexplicably, although he didn't know why.

But he doesn't want to know why, there are so many reasons in this world, does he have to investigate every reason why?Just live comfortably.

Xia Shangzhou felt that he had accidentally illuminated some of the attributes of a philosopher.

So the philosopher Xia Shangzhou, while thinking about the philosophy of life, put his hand into the underwear of the male god and did some very philosophical things.

Therefore, a true philosopher must not only comprehend philosophy with the heart, but also comprehend philosophy with the body. Only by comprehending philosophy from the mind and body can one comprehend the philosophy of life, the philosophy of life, and thus achieve the goal of life. great harmony.

——The above thoughts come from the newly released philosopher Shangzhou Xia.

…As for why Xia Shangzhou is written as Shangzhou·Xia, it is probably because it is more foreign.