What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?
Chapter 58
Time passed in an instant, and Qin Han also finished frying the dishes, put them on plates and served them to the dining table.
Xia Shangzhou kept watching Qin Han's cooking, and he was already drooling with hunger. If the cooking in front of him was not Qin Han but Tang and Song, he would have rushed to steal the food without hesitation. He has done this many times, and he is already familiar with it, but now that the cook is replaced by Qin Han, of course Xia Shangzhou dare not lose face in front of Qin Han again.He thought, he had already left an image of a good-for-nothing in front of Qin Han, and now if he added the attribute of a gluttonous foodie, then he would simply die.
...Although Qin Han seems to have known that he is a foodie.
In fact, how could Qin Han, who was cooking, not know that Xia Shangzhou was already hungry. After all, Xia Shangzhou’s eyes had been staring at the dishes in the pot, and his eyes seemed to have no room for other things, so he swallowed silently from time to time. People who don't know will probably think that he hasn't eaten for a day, and his poor little eyes are like a puppy begging for food... If it were normal, Qin Han would probably take the initiative to let Xia Shangzhou eat two bites of food to taste the taste , but today I don’t know why, Qin Han seems to have not noticed Xia Shangzhou’s hungry little eyes, and finished frying the dishes expressionlessly the whole time, without even tasting the taste in the middle.
Xia Shangzhou was hesitant to ask Qin Han if he wanted to try the taste, whether it was too salty or too bland, but seeing Qin Han's expressionless face, he dared not speak again. Isn't it like questioning Qin Han's cooking skills?Even Qin Han himself has the confidence to put it on a plate without having to taste it. Does he still dare to question it?
Of course Xia Shangzhou didn't dare.
So until Qin Han brought the dishes to the table, Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to say a word. After Qin Han sat down, he went back to the table silently, sat down and prepared to eat.
Just when Xia Shangzhou picked up his chopsticks to pick up vegetables, Qin Han, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke. He raised his eyebrows and asked Xia Shangzhou: "By the way, didn't you read the h audio learning materials this morning? How's it going?"
Xia Shangzhou: "...Pfft."
At this moment, Xia Shangzhou was very glad that he hadn't stuffed the dish into his mouth, otherwise he would probably spit it out... God, is it really good to talk about this kind of topic while eating?
"Look, look." Xia Shangzhou lowered his head, and silently poked the white rice in the bowl with his chopsticks.
"How do you feel?" Qin Han seemed to chuckle.
"Cough, cough, cough..."
Xia Shangzhou instantly remembered the memory of Qin Han's face appearing in his mind when he listened to those h audios, but how could he tell Qin Han the truth? Did he want to tell Qin Han that he was thinking of Qin Han while listening to those h audios? Han's face almost hardened?How can it be! "It feels a little strange..."
"What learning experience do you have?" Qin Han's voice was full of laughter.
Learning experience?
He still reads the postscript... What can he learn from the postscript after listening to this kind of pornographic drama?
"No, no." Xia Shangzhou's face was almost buried in the bowl.
"Then do you know how to act in H-movies now?" Qin Han continued to ask.
"……Won't!"
As soon as Xia Shangzhou thought that he was going to record h with his male god, he would feel bad all over!If he just recorded sex with Qin Han, he didn't feel anything wrong, but now the problem came, Qin Han is not only Qin Han, he is also Chun and Shuihan, his male god Chun and Shuihan!How does this make him calmly face the fact that he is going to record h with Qin Han?
How does this make him calm? !
How calm!
"It seems that you didn't study hard," Qin Han said with a smile, "How do you think I will... punish you?" He said this sentence with a lot of meaning, especially the word "punishment" accentuated the sound.
So a lot of thoughts ending with avi popped up in Xia Shangzhou's mind... He almost choked on the white rice in his mouth, and after finally recovering, he heard Qin Han say in a brisk tone: " Otherwise, I will punish you for not eating tonight."
Xia Shangzhou: "...qaq"
Seeing Xia Shangzhou's pitiful appearance, Qin Han bit his chopsticks and smiled: "Just kidding, let's study together after dinner, I will take good care of you."
Xia Shangzhou imagined the scene where he and Qin Han sat side by side in front of the computer and listened to the H drama of the Tanmei radio drama together... The picture was so beautiful that he dared not look directly at it!Sitting next to him is his male god, listening to all kinds of panting and moaning in his ears, this must be done properly, the rhythm that cannot be controlled!
So Xia Shangzhou also bit his chopsticks, and said hesitantly: "This, does it feel a bit strange? Two big men are listening to Tanmei radio drama H dramas together...it feels weird."
"What's strange," Qin Han raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Do you like men?"
Xia Shangzhou suddenly exploded like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "Of course I don't like men! I like girls! I like cute girls with big breasts! I'm a straight man! How could I like men !"
"That's it," Qin Han said calmly, "I don't like men, and you don't like men, so what if we listen to a radio drama together? What are you afraid of?"
"...Who said I'm afraid, I'm not afraid!" Xia Shangzhou panicked for a moment, and felt chest tightness for two or three seconds after realizing something Qin Han said, and then he tried to calmly say, "You're right, We are both straight men, even if we listen to a radio drama together, it won’t matter, just listen to it.”
"Well," Qin Han smiled slightly, "Then it's decided."
Xia Shangzhou nodded, then lowered his head and continued to eat, but he still felt uncomfortable in his chest.
After eating, Qin Han went to wash the dishes as usual, Xia Shangzhou went back to the room and sat in front of the computer, and then Gou Sheng jumped onto his lap automatically, rolling around in a cute way, Xia Shangzhou absent-mindedly gave the dog Scratching his back, he began to fugue.
Qin Han said he doesn't like men...
The male god said he doesn't like men...
After wandering for a long time, Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized.
Fuck, what does it matter to Qin Han that he doesn't like men? !
Why does he want this? !
Xia Shangzhou quickly shook his head to drive some strange thoughts out of his mind. At this time, Qin Han also finished washing the dishes and was walking towards his room. He happened to see Xia Shangzhou turning 180 degrees. At the scene of frantically shaking his head, he couldn't help laughing and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xia Shangzhou suddenly froze, and with a stiff neck, he said awkwardly: "Well, it is said on the Internet that sitting in front of the computer in the same position is easy to get cervical spondylosis. In order to prevent cervical spondylosis, I am doing neck exercises."
Qin Han chuckled, "Aren't you going to do the eighth radio gymnastics?"
Xia Shangzhou: "..."
After flirting with Xia Shangzhou, Qin Hanyun said calmly, "It's time to start."
So Xia Shangzhou cautiously opened the folder that he almost deleted.
Then he poked his neck open and clicked on an audio file. His hands were already on his thighs, ready to pinch himself severely as soon as he felt it. He must not let Qin Han see anything wrong!
Because two people can’t wear earphones when listening to radio dramas, Xia Shangzhou’s mood was tangled and complicated when bursts of imaginative voices came out of the stereo. He was afraid that the voice would be heard by the neighbors next door. Seeing this, he was afraid that he would lose control again... While he was worried about being afraid, he couldn't help but want to turn his head to see Qin Han's reaction—he wanted to see if Qin Han really resembled him. As calm as he said.
Xia Shangzhou glanced at Qin Han indiscriminately at first, and found that Qin Han's eyes fell on the computer screen and didn't notice his gaze. Then he dared to amplify his courage a little, turned his head slightly, and stared at Qin Han's eyes. He took a careful look at the expression on his face, but he didn't dare to look too presumptuously. He drew Qin Han's attention to his gaze, so he could only glance at it from time to time, and then quickly retracted it, doing it secretly like a tunnel war .
Fortunately, Qin Han didn't notice him, and seemed to be seriously immersed in the h audio, but his expression was too calm, his brows and eyes were calm and unmoved, as if what he was listening to was not the h audio, but An academic report.
Xia Shangzhou was a little disappointed, because Qin Han looked really upright, not to mention his feelings and reactions, his expression didn't change much from the beginning to the end, is Qin Han really a straight man?
...Wait, does Qin Han have a dime relationship with him if he is a straight man?
Xia Shangzhou was taken aback by his own thoughts, turned around quickly, and focused all his attention on the computer screen, although there was nothing on the screen...
Because Xia Shangzhou was scared out of his wits by his strange thoughts, he naturally didn't notice the smile on the corner of Qin Han's mouth when he turned his head in a panic.
And when Xia Shangzhou focused on the h audio, it didn't take long for him to feel a little restlessness in his heart, especially after the audio was played, Qin Han picked a new audio to listen to when.
After listening to it for a few seconds, Xia Shangzhou was stunned, because the sound of Gong in this audio...why does it seem a bit like Spring and Shuihan?Of course, the voices of the two are not exactly the same, it's just that the voice lines are somewhat similar, but the voice of this cv is generally much lower than that of Chun and Shuihan.
... But this similarity alone is enough to make Xia Shangzhou in a trance.
In all h-scenes, the attacking scene is obviously not the highlight. The key scene should be Shou's panting and moaning. This audio is no exception. From the beginning to the end, it is almost full of Shou's soft and soft panting, interspersed with a few sounds from time to time. Attacking flirting words and rapid breathing...
Listening to the voice of CV Gong in the play, Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered the specious words Qin Han said to him today, and then Xia Shangzhou was caught off guard.
In order to prevent the neighbors from hearing any strange sounds, the windows were closed and the curtains were drawn. In the dark room because there was no sunlight, coupled with the urgent and ambiguous sounds from the stereo, and the nearby Someone's steady and long breathing...
Xia Shangzhou had an unprecedented reaction, almost instantly.
Xia Shangzhou kept watching Qin Han's cooking, and he was already drooling with hunger. If the cooking in front of him was not Qin Han but Tang and Song, he would have rushed to steal the food without hesitation. He has done this many times, and he is already familiar with it, but now that the cook is replaced by Qin Han, of course Xia Shangzhou dare not lose face in front of Qin Han again.He thought, he had already left an image of a good-for-nothing in front of Qin Han, and now if he added the attribute of a gluttonous foodie, then he would simply die.
...Although Qin Han seems to have known that he is a foodie.
In fact, how could Qin Han, who was cooking, not know that Xia Shangzhou was already hungry. After all, Xia Shangzhou’s eyes had been staring at the dishes in the pot, and his eyes seemed to have no room for other things, so he swallowed silently from time to time. People who don't know will probably think that he hasn't eaten for a day, and his poor little eyes are like a puppy begging for food... If it were normal, Qin Han would probably take the initiative to let Xia Shangzhou eat two bites of food to taste the taste , but today I don’t know why, Qin Han seems to have not noticed Xia Shangzhou’s hungry little eyes, and finished frying the dishes expressionlessly the whole time, without even tasting the taste in the middle.
Xia Shangzhou was hesitant to ask Qin Han if he wanted to try the taste, whether it was too salty or too bland, but seeing Qin Han's expressionless face, he dared not speak again. Isn't it like questioning Qin Han's cooking skills?Even Qin Han himself has the confidence to put it on a plate without having to taste it. Does he still dare to question it?
Of course Xia Shangzhou didn't dare.
So until Qin Han brought the dishes to the table, Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to say a word. After Qin Han sat down, he went back to the table silently, sat down and prepared to eat.
Just when Xia Shangzhou picked up his chopsticks to pick up vegetables, Qin Han, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke. He raised his eyebrows and asked Xia Shangzhou: "By the way, didn't you read the h audio learning materials this morning? How's it going?"
Xia Shangzhou: "...Pfft."
At this moment, Xia Shangzhou was very glad that he hadn't stuffed the dish into his mouth, otherwise he would probably spit it out... God, is it really good to talk about this kind of topic while eating?
"Look, look." Xia Shangzhou lowered his head, and silently poked the white rice in the bowl with his chopsticks.
"How do you feel?" Qin Han seemed to chuckle.
"Cough, cough, cough..."
Xia Shangzhou instantly remembered the memory of Qin Han's face appearing in his mind when he listened to those h audios, but how could he tell Qin Han the truth? Did he want to tell Qin Han that he was thinking of Qin Han while listening to those h audios? Han's face almost hardened?How can it be! "It feels a little strange..."
"What learning experience do you have?" Qin Han's voice was full of laughter.
Learning experience?
He still reads the postscript... What can he learn from the postscript after listening to this kind of pornographic drama?
"No, no." Xia Shangzhou's face was almost buried in the bowl.
"Then do you know how to act in H-movies now?" Qin Han continued to ask.
"……Won't!"
As soon as Xia Shangzhou thought that he was going to record h with his male god, he would feel bad all over!If he just recorded sex with Qin Han, he didn't feel anything wrong, but now the problem came, Qin Han is not only Qin Han, he is also Chun and Shuihan, his male god Chun and Shuihan!How does this make him calmly face the fact that he is going to record h with Qin Han?
How does this make him calm? !
How calm!
"It seems that you didn't study hard," Qin Han said with a smile, "How do you think I will... punish you?" He said this sentence with a lot of meaning, especially the word "punishment" accentuated the sound.
So a lot of thoughts ending with avi popped up in Xia Shangzhou's mind... He almost choked on the white rice in his mouth, and after finally recovering, he heard Qin Han say in a brisk tone: " Otherwise, I will punish you for not eating tonight."
Xia Shangzhou: "...qaq"
Seeing Xia Shangzhou's pitiful appearance, Qin Han bit his chopsticks and smiled: "Just kidding, let's study together after dinner, I will take good care of you."
Xia Shangzhou imagined the scene where he and Qin Han sat side by side in front of the computer and listened to the H drama of the Tanmei radio drama together... The picture was so beautiful that he dared not look directly at it!Sitting next to him is his male god, listening to all kinds of panting and moaning in his ears, this must be done properly, the rhythm that cannot be controlled!
So Xia Shangzhou also bit his chopsticks, and said hesitantly: "This, does it feel a bit strange? Two big men are listening to Tanmei radio drama H dramas together...it feels weird."
"What's strange," Qin Han raised his eyebrows and smiled, "Do you like men?"
Xia Shangzhou suddenly exploded like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "Of course I don't like men! I like girls! I like cute girls with big breasts! I'm a straight man! How could I like men !"
"That's it," Qin Han said calmly, "I don't like men, and you don't like men, so what if we listen to a radio drama together? What are you afraid of?"
"...Who said I'm afraid, I'm not afraid!" Xia Shangzhou panicked for a moment, and felt chest tightness for two or three seconds after realizing something Qin Han said, and then he tried to calmly say, "You're right, We are both straight men, even if we listen to a radio drama together, it won’t matter, just listen to it.”
"Well," Qin Han smiled slightly, "Then it's decided."
Xia Shangzhou nodded, then lowered his head and continued to eat, but he still felt uncomfortable in his chest.
After eating, Qin Han went to wash the dishes as usual, Xia Shangzhou went back to the room and sat in front of the computer, and then Gou Sheng jumped onto his lap automatically, rolling around in a cute way, Xia Shangzhou absent-mindedly gave the dog Scratching his back, he began to fugue.
Qin Han said he doesn't like men...
The male god said he doesn't like men...
After wandering for a long time, Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized.
Fuck, what does it matter to Qin Han that he doesn't like men? !
Why does he want this? !
Xia Shangzhou quickly shook his head to drive some strange thoughts out of his mind. At this time, Qin Han also finished washing the dishes and was walking towards his room. He happened to see Xia Shangzhou turning 180 degrees. At the scene of frantically shaking his head, he couldn't help laughing and asked, "What are you doing?"
Xia Shangzhou suddenly froze, and with a stiff neck, he said awkwardly: "Well, it is said on the Internet that sitting in front of the computer in the same position is easy to get cervical spondylosis. In order to prevent cervical spondylosis, I am doing neck exercises."
Qin Han chuckled, "Aren't you going to do the eighth radio gymnastics?"
Xia Shangzhou: "..."
After flirting with Xia Shangzhou, Qin Hanyun said calmly, "It's time to start."
So Xia Shangzhou cautiously opened the folder that he almost deleted.
Then he poked his neck open and clicked on an audio file. His hands were already on his thighs, ready to pinch himself severely as soon as he felt it. He must not let Qin Han see anything wrong!
Because two people can’t wear earphones when listening to radio dramas, Xia Shangzhou’s mood was tangled and complicated when bursts of imaginative voices came out of the stereo. He was afraid that the voice would be heard by the neighbors next door. Seeing this, he was afraid that he would lose control again... While he was worried about being afraid, he couldn't help but want to turn his head to see Qin Han's reaction—he wanted to see if Qin Han really resembled him. As calm as he said.
Xia Shangzhou glanced at Qin Han indiscriminately at first, and found that Qin Han's eyes fell on the computer screen and didn't notice his gaze. Then he dared to amplify his courage a little, turned his head slightly, and stared at Qin Han's eyes. He took a careful look at the expression on his face, but he didn't dare to look too presumptuously. He drew Qin Han's attention to his gaze, so he could only glance at it from time to time, and then quickly retracted it, doing it secretly like a tunnel war .
Fortunately, Qin Han didn't notice him, and seemed to be seriously immersed in the h audio, but his expression was too calm, his brows and eyes were calm and unmoved, as if what he was listening to was not the h audio, but An academic report.
Xia Shangzhou was a little disappointed, because Qin Han looked really upright, not to mention his feelings and reactions, his expression didn't change much from the beginning to the end, is Qin Han really a straight man?
...Wait, does Qin Han have a dime relationship with him if he is a straight man?
Xia Shangzhou was taken aback by his own thoughts, turned around quickly, and focused all his attention on the computer screen, although there was nothing on the screen...
Because Xia Shangzhou was scared out of his wits by his strange thoughts, he naturally didn't notice the smile on the corner of Qin Han's mouth when he turned his head in a panic.
And when Xia Shangzhou focused on the h audio, it didn't take long for him to feel a little restlessness in his heart, especially after the audio was played, Qin Han picked a new audio to listen to when.
After listening to it for a few seconds, Xia Shangzhou was stunned, because the sound of Gong in this audio...why does it seem a bit like Spring and Shuihan?Of course, the voices of the two are not exactly the same, it's just that the voice lines are somewhat similar, but the voice of this cv is generally much lower than that of Chun and Shuihan.
... But this similarity alone is enough to make Xia Shangzhou in a trance.
In all h-scenes, the attacking scene is obviously not the highlight. The key scene should be Shou's panting and moaning. This audio is no exception. From the beginning to the end, it is almost full of Shou's soft and soft panting, interspersed with a few sounds from time to time. Attacking flirting words and rapid breathing...
Listening to the voice of CV Gong in the play, Xia Shangzhou suddenly remembered the specious words Qin Han said to him today, and then Xia Shangzhou was caught off guard.
In order to prevent the neighbors from hearing any strange sounds, the windows were closed and the curtains were drawn. In the dark room because there was no sunlight, coupled with the urgent and ambiguous sounds from the stereo, and the nearby Someone's steady and long breathing...
Xia Shangzhou had an unprecedented reaction, almost instantly.
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