What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

It wasn't until Qin Han's cat meowed that Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, and quickly stretched out his hand to push away the dog left on him, and got up.

Gousheng has a ignorant expression on his face, a certain place trembles and trembles following its movements, making Xia Shangzhou careless whether he wants to pay attention, but Gousheng still has an annoyed expression on his face, as if he doesn't understand why his flexibility suddenly It's not good, it can't even do the easy action of licking the balls for the usual one.

Xia Shangzhou turned his face away, deliberately not looking at Gou Sheng, the underwear and pants that Qin Han planned to change were still hanging in the bathroom, Xia Shangzhou quickly reached out to take them, and was about to help Gou Sheng change, but Gou Sheng was not happy and struggled stand up.

The white shirt that Gou Sheng was wearing was soaked, and Xia Shangzhou was going to find a dry one for it. When he saw how uncooperative it was, he felt a headache immediately, so he dragged and coaxed Gou Sheng back. When he entered the room, he had to forcefully undress it after closing the door.

No matter how many times, Gou Sheng is still not very happy about getting dressed, so Xia Shangzhou could only coax him while pressing him to dress him, but when he was about to put on his underwear, he looked at the energetic It looks like Xia Shangzhou is a bit difficult to start.

...Is this going to be stuffed?

Looking at Gou Sheng's expression that seemed a bit uncomfortable but still confused, Xia Shangzhou turned his head and looked at Qin Han's cat beside him. Qin Han's cat was squatting beside the bed, covering his face with paws with a look of lovelessness.

Xia Shangzhou had no choice but to turn his face back, looking at Gou Sheng who continued to bow his head, Xia Shangzhou took a deep breath, and said to Gou Sheng: "...Is it uncomfortable? You can't do it with your mouth. Use your hands, ahem, paws, stretch out your paws, and grab like this..." He began to teach persuasively.

Gou Sheng looked ignorant, but he still held it like Xia Shangzhou taught him.

"Well, yes, that's it..."

At first, Gou Sheng seemed to have found a new toy, and he teased it a few times with some interest. Later, it seemed to gradually feel the other party who was different from usual, so his expression gradually became blurred.

Xia Shangzhou has read some information. It is said that cats do not feel pleasure when mating. Male cats have barbs on their little chirps, and female cats only feel pain. Therefore, they are purely for breeding and mating. , not for pleasure-seeking activities like humans.

So for Gousheng, the feeling of licking its own balls is completely different from the feeling of masturbating with a human body. It is the first time for Gousheng to try this feeling, it is like opening a new door. The gate of the world... Seeing Gou Sheng's ignorant eyes, Xia Shangzhou felt a slight sense of guilt.

In fact, there is no need for Xia Shangzhou to teach Gousheng these things. Men are animals dominated by the lower body. Once stimulated, they will easily become impulsive, but they will not die if they don’t vent. So even if there is impulsiveness, you can wait for it to soften itself. go down.

But I don't know why, when Xia Shangzhou saw Qin Han's face that Gou Sheng was holding on to, he couldn't help...wanting to see this face that has always had no other emotions other than a deadpan face and a smile More expressions appeared on his face.

...That's right, not because of anything else, but because this kind of face belongs to Qin Han.

When Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses from his sudden bad taste, Gou Sheng had finished venting, and he sat on the bed blankly, his face was full of confusion that hadn't recovered, his face was tinged red, His hands were hanging down limply, and there was some kind of liquid between his slender, white fingers.

Xia Shangzhou looked at the dog left with a face full of spring in front of him, and his head exploded suddenly, and he was in a bad mood!

Damn... he just now... actually...

Taught his cat how to jerk off!

Xia Shangzhou was in a trance until Gou Sheng lowered his head and played with the white liquid curiously. He tilted his head and rubbed the liquid, as if he wanted to lower his head to lick it. Taste what it tastes like...

Xia Shangzhou immediately rushed forward to stop Gou Sheng's behavior. While holding Gou Sheng nonchalantly to prevent him from getting the liquid everywhere, he took out a few paper towels from the bedside table to wipe off those things. , as if nothing had happened, he pressed the dog leftover and put on his underwear and outer trousers, then ran to throw out the trash in a panic, not daring to look up at the owner of a certain body squatting beside the bed the whole time: "..."

After returning to the room, Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to look at Qin Hanmao's cat eyes, he just lowered his head and did his own thing silently. Instead of sleeping together, they left their room silently and ran to the guest room to spend the night.

Lying on the bed in the guest room, Xia Shangzhou stared at the ceiling for most of the night, feeling dazed.

Why would he be swayed by a man's face?

Even if he is really hopelessly controlling his face, he shouldn't be swayed by a face of the same sex, right?

What the hell is going on with him...

Xia Shangzhou struggled for most of the night, and then he struggled, struggled...and fell asleep.

When Xia Shangzhou woke up the next morning, he got up smelling the fragrance in the air. Xia Shangzhou walked towards the living room with his slippers while touching his hungry stomach, and then he saw Qin Han, who was wearing a pink apron, was cooking breakfast in the kitchen.

Xia Shangzhou had never seen Qin Han cooking before, so he stared blankly for a while. Qin Han's back was very beautiful, and he could be called a back killer. The male models in the magazine are all comparable, with broad shoulders and narrow hips, and a thin but not slender waist. The most important thing is that his waist is high, and his legs look slender and straight.

From behind, his back looks so handsome, but Qin Han is wearing a pink apron with a bow tie on the back of his waist. The contrast is just... kind of cute.

Seemingly hearing Xia Shangzhou's footsteps, Qin Han said without raising his head, "Breakfast is almost ready, go brush your teeth and wash your face first." It seemed very clear that Xia Shangzhou had just gotten up from the bed.

Xia Shangzhou snorted, turned around and went back to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face. Halfway through brushing his teeth, when he saw an extra set of toothbrush, toothpaste and mouthwash cup on the sink, he realized deeply that his house There was actually one more person.

When Qin Han first moved in, he obviously didn't feel anything special at all, just like a boy moved in because of a vacant bed in the dormitory during school, but he didn't know when it started, he seemed to gradually Realize that something is different.

After Xia Shangzhou finished brushing his teeth, Qin Han had already turned off the fire and started serving bowls. The breakfast he cooked was egg noodles. When the noodles were served on the table, I saw Xia Shangzhou's anxious little eyes.

Xia Shangzhou immediately forgot about how to deal with Qin Han when he got up the next day after struggling all night. He only had golden poached eggs and delicious-looking noodles in his eyes.

As soon as he took the bowl, Xia Changzhou lowered his head and slurped two mouthfuls of noodles. While eating, he suddenly remembered that Qin Han was still standing in front of him, so he quickly raised his head, smiled at Qin Han and said: "You are so virtuous, you can marry someone... ahem, you can marry a wife!" Because he often praised Tang and Song for being so virtuous, it was a habit of wives to be praised, so he didn't change his words all at once.

Qin Han also pulled out his chair and sat down. After hearing Xia Shangzhou's words, he laughed, "But...no one is willing to marry me yet."

"How is it possible?" Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened all of a sudden, "With your looks, you can support yourself with your face alone. How could no one want to marry you!"

Qin Han chuckled, looked at Xia Shangzhou and said, "Then look at my face, would you marry me?"

Xia Shangzhou, who just lowered his head and drank the soup: "...Pfft!"

...Damn it!etc!What does it mean? !

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's terrified expression, Qin Han lowered his head and laughed again: "Why are you so nervous, I was just joking."

Xia Shangzhou who almost choked on the soup: "...cough!"

Xia Shangzhou reluctantly swallowed the soup in his mouth, and said tremblingly: "Of course I know you are joking, I didn't take it seriously at all! I really didn't take it seriously!" Just now he was so scared that he sat on the ground directly!

Qin Han raised his head, raised one eyebrow, and said, "Then if I'm serious, how do you reply to me?"

Xia Shangzhou, who almost choked on the soup again: "...Pfft!"

Fuck!Even if he has a strong heart, he will have a heart attack after being frightened again and again, okay?

"Calm down, I'm just saying... if." Qin Han chuckled.

"Certainly not, it's impossible," Xia Shangzhou was so frightened that he took a mouthful of noodles and calmed down, "How could I promise myself for a bowl of noodles? Even if you are very handsome, you can't do it! And I Not gay! I don't like men!"

Qin Han smiled: "Don't be so nervous, I'm just talking casually."

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt that his reaction seemed to be too excited, but he seemed a little guilty, so he stopped talking, lowered his head and ate noodles silently.

After eating the noodles, Xia Shangzhou silently went to wash the dishes, and after washing the dishes, he was about to return to his room. When he saw Qin Han still eating the noodles in a leisurely manner, he said again in a strange way: "...I'm really not a basic guy."

After Xia Shangzhou finished speaking, he looked at Qin Han raising his eyebrows in surprise, and hurriedly lowered his head and the little daughter-in-law returned to his room in small steps.

Turning on the computer, as soon as Xia Shangzhou landed on Penguin, he was immediately overwhelmed by group news. When he poked open, the most active group was the crew of "Meeting the Devil", so he silently peeped at the screen for a while, for a long time, He silently came to a conclusion, that is - they seemed to be molesting Tang and Song.

[Planning] Album: Yu Niangniang ~ It's been hard to control the harem ~ Let's drink this bowl of lotus seed soup ~ [Fu Lanpei] Sweet and sour fish: ...

[Geng Zilian] Lotus Seed Soup: Why do you want to drink me?No trade no harm!

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: What Concubine Ai said in the picture album is very true, come here, and present the lotus seed soup to Niang Niang to drink. Seeing the words "lotus seed soup", Xia Shangzhou was a little excited again, lotus seeds Geng is also a great god. Although he is not as well-known as Er Yueqing and Chun He Shui Han, he is quite well-known in the circle, because he is a rare Gongyin in the circle, pure and not mixed with water.

It's hard to find Gongyin in the online distribution circle, and the pure Gongyin can be counted on a few fingers. Although the name Lianzigeng doesn't sound very offensive, but the voice follows the domineering emperor's attacking route. Even Er Yueqing The voice that can attack the spring and the cold water can only be worthy of being in front of the lotus seed soup.

In this way, the lotus seed soup is simply the general attack in the attack sound, the combat attack in the general attack...Compared to the repeated spring and water cold, it is simply the bottom of the total attack.

The reason why Xia Shangzhou knew about Lianzigeng was of course because Lianzigeng had cooperated with Chunhe Shuihan before, and it was self-evident who attacked and who suffered, so he couldn't help but wiped a bitter tear for Chunhe Shuihan, By the way, a few candles were lit.

But of course, Chun and Shuihan are not dedicated to dubbing receiving voices. Most of the time, he dubs Gong Yin. There are very few cv's, and the lotus seed soup is just one of them.

However, Xia Shangzhou quickly realized that there were not many CVs who could attack Chun and Shuihan, but there seemed to be two of them in this group!This made him unable to resist lighting another candle for the male god.

However, Lianzigeng is not a person born like a summer flower. It seems that it should be a foreign aid, but because Lianzigeng has cooperated with them several times before, they seem to be very familiar with each other.

Xia Shangzhou was a little envious of Tang Song. After all, Tang Song seemed to be quite familiar with this group of great gods, and he could make them joke with him... although it seemed that they were molesting Tang Song.

Xia Shangzhou was thinking this way, but the planning girl who was unwilling to be lonely found him at this moment——

[Planning] Album: The boat is on the line ~ Come on, come on ~ Say hello to everyone≧▽≦[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: The newcomer?Come on, look up and let me see how good-looking you are. 【Planning】Album: You are enough of the scum upstairs. Don’t frighten the newcomers when you talk like this all the time. ?

Seeing so many great gods speak, Xia Shangzhou was of course embarrassed to dive, and hurriedly typed.

【Second Shou】Banana Boat: Hello, silly moms~

[Planning] Art Album: Didn’t you say yesterday that you called me Art Album, Xiao Chuan’er, I’ve come to see Mr. Zonggong because of the lotus seed soup has been famous for a long time, and there are a long list of works, but so far, he has never been assisted, and almost maintains a [-]% record of gong. Even great gods like Er Yueqing, Chun and Shui Han have been paired before, so Lianzi Geng can be said to be a well-deserved general attack in the online matching circle, and at the same time his fans also like to call him general attack master.

[Second Recipe] Banana Boat: Hello, Mr. Zong Gong ~ Kneel and hug your thigh ~≧▽≦ But although Xia Shangzhou knows that the lotus seed soup is a great god, he doesn't have any awe when facing the lotus seed soup, because the male god in his heart is only Chun and Shuihan are alone, and other great gods are just male god backgrounds to him, and he doesn't have the ambition to become a great god by attracting fans, so his attitude is even more calm.

[Planning] Album: 囧, I have never seen a person who wants to hug his thighs so bluntly, Xiao Chuan, you are so cute [Second Shou] Banana Boat: Then you see it now~≧▽≦ [Geng Zilian] Lotus Seed Soup: Hahahaha, okay, come here, I’ll let you hold your thighs [Second Shou] Banana Boat: Hug ~ the leg hair is so thick ~ [Planning] Album: Pfft, boat, you bastard, really nothing Live up to your title [Second Shou] Banana Boat: Speaking of this question...why do all the names in front of them are the names of the characters, and I am the only one who is the Second Shou?

[Planning] Album: Because you are a second-hand receiver~≧▽≦[Second-shou] Banana Boat: ... ah?

[Geng Zilian] Lianzi Geng: There seems to be some inside story about this matter, you might as well tell it about the picture album [Planning] Picture album: Yesterday I asked him to join the group, and he asked me what group verification I wanted to write, I said whatever, just explain myself Whoever it is is fine, but after 1 minute, he really posted "Anything, just explain who you are" This group verified... He is not a second-hand guy, and there really is no second-hand guy in this world~ 】Banana Boat: You can say whatever you want. 【Fingering】【Planning】Album: Just copy and paste it at first glance!Can't you just walk around a little bit?

[Geng Zilian] Lotus Seed Soup: Hahahaha, it really is a second-hand product

[Second subject] Banana Boat: I am not a second subject...

[Ren Pingsheng] Chunhe Shuihan: It really is a second-rate victim

[Geng Zilian] Lotus Seed Soup: Hahahaha, look, Lian Chunhe also said so [Geng Zilian] Lotus Seed Soup: ... Hey, no, wait [Geng Zilian] Lotus Seed Soup: I'll go, Chunhe you, a guy who has been diving for thousands of years, Why did it suddenly bubble up? !

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: I checked it several times before confirming that I read it correctly. What the hell, Chun He Shui Han, you unconcerned flower of the high mountains, why did you suddenly appear?

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing; hehe, did you get seduced by a newcomer?

[Planning] Album: Get rid of the scumbag upstairs, you treat everyone as you, but Chunhe silly mother, why are you so free to chat online today?Aren't you always busy?

As for Xia Shangzhou, who had been silent all this time, because he was too excited, surprised, shocked... and other emotions mixed together, his brain reacted instantly, so he crashed instantly.

Spring and water cold...

Spring and water cold...

Spring and water cold...

Fuck!It's really spring and cold water!

Xia Shangzhou pinched his thigh bitterly, and after making sure that he was not dreaming or hallucinating, he stared at the four big characters on the screen, so excited that he almost wanted to roll his face on the keyboard, and then went downstairs and ran to the top of the screen. Ten laps!

No!

He wants to take a paper and calm down!

Xia Shangzhou lowered his head excitedly, lifted Gou Sheng's two front paws, and kissed Gou Sheng's small mouth several times.

Xia Shangzhou found that he still couldn't calm down, so he stood up with a thud, and did the eighth set of radio gymnastics on the spot. After finishing, he calmed down and returned to the computer.

[Planning] Album: By the way, where is the boat?Why is the boat silent?

[Second Shou] Banana Boat: I'm in...

[Planning] Album: Were you not there just now?Just now Chunhe Shuihan's silly mother appeared, it's super rare, you actually met Chunhe Shuihan's silly mother bubbling as soon as you joined the group, this is really lucky, remember to buy a lottery ticket tomorrow, maybe it will be I won the [Second Shou] Banana Boat: I just saw that the male god was too excited, so I did the eighth radio gymnastics to calm down. [Planning] Album: Pfft, have you calmed down now?

【Second subject】Banana Boat: Still very excited qaq

[Ren Pingsheng] Chunhe Shuihan: It seems that doing the eighth radio gymnastics is useless, I have to do the ninth radio gymnastics [Planning] Album: Poof!Chunhe Shuihan, silly mother...

[Geng Zilian] Lianzi Geng: Hahahaha Chun and you can tell a bad joke!so cold!

【Second Shou】Banana Boat: Male God qaqaqaq

Xia Shangzhou was almost too excited. At this moment, he wanted to say a lot to Chunhe Shuihan, but when he saw the words Chunhe Shuihan, his heart beat wildly. His hands were trembling, his feet were trembling, and he was so nervous that words poured into his throat, and he couldn't utter another word.

Because I like it too much, it is not so easy to say this like it easily.

[Ren Pingsheng] Chunhe Shuihan: Well, be good

[Planning] Album: Fuck! ! !So spoiled! ! !I'm going to blush! ! !

[Geng Zilian] Lianzi Geng: Pfft, Chunhe, your account has been hijacked?

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: Hey, hey, someone, why are you so shameless? Did someone call you a male god? Maybe he called me? [Planning] Album: A certain scumbag upstairs is the one Really shameless, Xiao Chuan is clearly calling Chunhe silly mother, isn't Xiao Chuan?

[Second Shou] Banana Boat: My male god is Chun He Shuihan, silly mother qaq [Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: ... just don't give me any face?

[Geng Zilian] Lianzi Geng: What face do I want to give you, you scumbag who hooks up everywhere [Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: Why do you even say that about me? If you say that again, I will be angry!Although I usually have such a good temper, once I get angry, even I will be afraid of myself!I will beat someone!

[Fu Lanpei] Sweet and Sour Fish: Hehe, scumbag

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: ...

[Planning] Album: Whoa, oh, oh, a scumbag, your empress is here to arrest you [Fu Lanpei] Sweet and sour fish: Hehe, come and beat me up [Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: How dare I ...

[Planning] Album: It seems that a certain scumbag is also a strict wife~ Xia Shangzhou is in front of the computer screen, touching his chin, and laughing. Although Yuan Mingqing has a lot of aura on the Internet, he looks completely It was suppressed by Tang Songke.

Sure enough, the devil is one foot tall, and the Tao is one foot high. The wicked have their own grind.

Cough cough, well, it seems that he accidentally said bad things about Tang Song...but so what!Anyway, Tang and Song don't know!Ha ha ha ha!

Xia Shangzhou was thinking about this when he saw——

[Fu Lanpei] Sweet and sour fish: Er Yueqing, are you secretly speaking ill of me in your heart?

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: Huh?No, how could I speak ill of you [Fu Lanpei] Sweet and Sour Fish: I sneezed just now, someone must have spoken ill of me, you still don't admit it?

【Meng Baili】Er Yueqing: Wronged...

Xia Shangzhou suddenly: "..."