What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Tang Song laughed and said: "What is the relationship between Chun and Shuihan and King Qin Hanwu, and what is the relationship between Er Yueqing and King Qin Hanwu?"

As soon as he heard the name of his male god, Xia Shangzhou suddenly froze. Yes, Qin Wang Hanwu can even hook up with his male god. What's the point of hooking up with Er Yueqing, not to mention that Er Yueqing is always romantic A guy who likes to hook up with others... Sigh, it's a pity that such a high-altitude flower, such as his male god, has been defiled by Er Yueqing like this!

... Bah bah bah!His male god has not been defiled!

"Qin Wang and Han Wu are also very cold. He asked him to authorize many plans before, but he refused all of them. He said it was to protect the characters, and he was afraid that those people would ruin the novel." Tang Song said while packing his luggage, "It is said that Yuan Mingqing and him are very good friends, that's why I asked him to come to authorize, but I also patted my chest with him to ensure that the novel would not be destroyed, so Qin Wang Han Wu agreed, the previous novels of Qin Wang Han Wu that your male god mates were adapted from Most of the radio dramas are authorized by Yuan Mingqing from Qin Wang Han Wu, haven't you noticed that the radio dramas of Qin Wang Han Wu's novels are usually produced by Shengru Xia Hua?"

This Xia Shangzhou hadn't noticed it before, but even if he had noticed, he wouldn't have thought of these twists and turns. In fact, after thinking about it carefully, he found that Qin Wang Hanwu had a lot of interactions with Er Yueqing on Weibo Yes, it's just that he just stared at his male god and automatically ignored other people.

It took Tang Song about half an hour to pack his luggage. He patted the ashes on his clothes, looked at Xia Shangzhou and said, "I'm leaving, you can have dinner today." Solve it yourself, um, your cousin's cooking skills are good, you just hug his thigh and kneel down to beg for support."

Xia Shangzhou felt a little baffled and asked, "How do you know that he is a good cook?"

Tang Song paused, looked at Xia Shangzhou and said, "Why are you always not smart when you should be smart, and so smart when you shouldn't be smart?"

Xia Shangzhou suddenly became angry from embarrassment: "I am smart every moment!"

"Well, you are very smart," Tang Song nodded without sincerity, he hesitated for a moment, looked into Xia Shangzhou's eyes with suggestive eyes and said, "Your cousin...not only is he good at cooking, but also Even the level of supporting radio dramas is not bad.”

"Ah, I know this," Xia Shangzhou was surprised. Could it be that Tang and Song could tell from Qin Han's appearance that he was good at supporting dramas?What a godlike observation ability. If he hadn't seen Qin Han's performance this afternoon, he would have thought that Tang and Song were talking nonsense, "But how did you see it?"

Tang Song was about to say something, but Qin Han was already standing at the door. He reached out and knocked on the door lightly, and said softly, "The meal is ready and ready to eat."

Before Xia Shangzhou could react, Tang Song paused and said slowly: "Your cousin's cooking skills are good, of course I didn't see it, but I smelled it... I knew his cooking skills as soon as I smelled it." good."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

... Are you a dog invited by the monkey?

Tang and Song didn't stay for dinner because they had to drive a car, but Xia Shangzhou sat at the dining table and looked at the dishes on the table, his eyes widened. He never expected that Qin Han's cooking skills were really good. good!

Especially the plate of steamed fish in the middle looked so delicious that Xia Shangzhou's saliva was about to drop. He looked at Qin Han eagerly and waited for Qin Han's order to lift up his chopsticks. Three thousand battles!

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's eager eyes, Qin Han smiled lowly and said, "Why don't you eat it?" Xia Shangzhou looked like a kitten looking at its owner begging to be fed.

Xia Shangzhou's eyes lit up, and he immediately grabbed his chopsticks and started eating.

Qin Han's cooking skills are really good. Xia Shangzhou squinted his eyes and looked happy, while eating, he praised Qin Han: "It's delicious!" Because his mouth was full of rice, he said it sticky.

Qin Han couldn't help raising his eyebrows, and asked, "Is it my delicious food, or the delicious food made by Tang and Song Dynasties?"

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a moment, biting his chopsticks, with a face full of entanglement in making a difficult choice.

Qin Han was amused by his expression, curled his lips and said with a smile: "Is it so difficult to choose?"

Xia Shangzhou nodded like a chicken pecking rice. Although from a technical point of view, it seems that Qin Han's cooking is better, but from an emotional point of view, it is better for Tang Song to be more familiar with him!

"Forget it, I won't tease you." Qin Han laughed, shook his head, picked up the chopsticks to pick up the vegetables.

Xia Shangzhou ate this meal with trepidation, although judging by Qin Han's appearance, he is unlikely to be like the kind of person who cares about every detail, and it is impossible to get angry because he didn't praise his delicious food, but in case... What if!What if Qin Han really got angry because he didn't praise his delicious cooking, and in a fit of anger, he poisoned the food and swelled it up the next time he cooked!

Although friendship is precious, life is more expensive!

Xia Shangzhou succumbed in an instant, so he quickly looked up at Qin Han and said, "The food you cook is better! It's better than Tang and Song's!" Anyway, Tang and Song are not here, and they can't hear it. He tried to destroy the friendship, but even if he heard it, it would not lose a piece of meat.

So Tang Song, who was rushing to the D University dormitory with his suitcase, suddenly sneezed: "..."

Qin Han bit his chopsticks and smiled. He lowered his eyes to look at Xia Shangzhou. Under the soft light in the living room, his eyebrows and eyes seemed a little soft.

Xia Shangzhou raised his head and stared into Qin Han's eyes for several seconds, trying to convince Qin Han to believe him with his sincere eyes, and at the same time make sure that there was no "sinister" look or any conspiracy in Qin Han's eyes. ...Later Xia Shangzhou realized that he really seemed to be thinking too much. Qin Han's expression was flat, and he didn't seem complacent because of his praise. Compared with himself, he was not surprised.

"Ahem," Xia Shangzhou changed the subject silently, "I don't know if we can pass the interview, why don't we burn incense sticks to pray to Buddha or pray later?"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "Do you believe in Buddhism?"

Xia Shangzhou shook his head honestly: "I don't believe it."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "Do you believe in Christ?"

Xia Shangzhou shook his head honestly, and at the same time nodded firmly: "I believe in communism!"

Qin Han: "..."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows: "You don't believe in either Buddhism or Christ, why should they bless you?"

Xia Shangzhou was speechless, so he had to bow his head and eat in silence.

After eating, Xia Changzhou helped Qin Han clean up the dishes, and then Qin Han said that there was too much oily smoke when cooking, and he smelled like oily smoke, so he was going to take a bath.

Now that Tang Song is not at home, Xia Shangzhou's courage has grown a lot, and he nodded generously in agreement.

So while Qin Han was taking a bath, Xia Shangzhou turned on the computer and started playing, scrolling through Weibo, reading novels, complaining about Qin Wang, Han Wu, time passed quickly.

There was also rattling in the bathroom. Xia Changzhou touched Gou Sheng's little head and began to lower his head to lick his balls again. He was very troubled. Although Gou Sheng hadn't entered the obvious estrus period yet, it seemed to be coming soon. He When should I take the leftover dog for neutering?

Xia Shangzhou was struggling, and suddenly heard a coughing sound from the computer, poking it open——

It was a friend request.

Hello, Banana Boat Silly Mom, I am the planning album of the crew of "Meet the Devil" (<ゝw·)～☆Xia Shangzhou was still immersed in the joy of being called a silly mom for the first time in his life, but when he saw After the last sentence, the whole person was stunned!

The planning album of the crew of "Meet the Devil"!

Plan album!

plan!

The planner of the crew of "Meeting the Devil" came to him!

What does this mean? !

This means that the crew of "Meeting the Devil" planned to hook him up!He passed the interview!

Xia Shangzhou widened his eyes, stared at that sentence word by word, read it over and over again, over and over again, and made sure that he didn't have presbyopia, glaucoma, floaters, cataracts, and misreading this sentence, he was completely stunned !

After pinching his thigh to make sure that he was not hallucinating or daydreaming, Xia Shangzhou let out a groan and wanted to roll all over the floor, while the villain in him was so happy that he stripped off his clothes and danced on the pole.

Xia Shangzhou chuckled, grabbed the dog's two furry little front paws, helped it up, and then leaned his head towards its little mouth and said a loud "chirp~", because he was so happy, Xia Shangzhou He didn't notice at all that the cat in his arms, after he finished tweeting, the eyes of the cat that were originally ignorant suddenly widened.

Xia Shangzhou was so happy, he supported Gou Sheng and chirped several times, and then realized that he seemed to have ignored the friend request, so he quickly turned around and agreed to the friend request.

Then his little heart was beating non-stop. Seeing the avatar in the lower right corner of the screen beating, he poked it away excitedly and shyly——

Planning album: Banana Boat Silly Mom, hello~ I am the planning album of the crew of "Meeting the Devil"~ Memmada~(╯3╰)

Planning Album: Congratulations on passing the interview~*★, °*:. ☆(￣▽￣)/$: *. °★*.

Xia Shangzhou's heart screamed and rolled again!

He really passed!

He really passed the interview!

Xia Shangzhou applied for a new Penguin for the purpose of officially mixing in circles, and now this Penguin is called Banana Boat, simple and straightforward, but now he has no reputation at all, and it is estimated that few people will come to join him.

Xia Shangzhou considered his tone, brewed his emotions, and replied——

Banana Boat: Hello planning silly mother! (*/w＼*)

Banana Boat: Well, don’t call me a fool, just call me a boat~ As a newcomer, you must have the self-consciousness of a newcomer, and you must not be arrogant in front of your seniors!

Must be humble!

Xia Shangzhou silently praised his modesty.

Planning album: hahahaha, yes, hello boat

Planning album: Then don’t call me a fool, just call me album Planning album: By the way, this is the crew group, you can add it first and get familiar with everyone, I will send the script to your mailbox in a while Banana Boat: Alright~ I will read the script carefully~(*/w＼*)

Although the planning girl's attitude is very approachable, Xia Shangzhou's little heart is still beating non-stop. After all, he has seen the name of this picture album girl on the promotional posters of many male gods' radio dramas. The behind-the-scenes personnel in the planning and director's later stage don't know much, but in his eyes, the names that can appear on a promotional poster with his male god must be great gods!

Brainless fans are so unreasonable!

According to the group number given by the planning girl, Xia Shangzhou immediately received a large wave of "great gods" lining up to welcome her.

[Planning] Album: Welcome Newcomers~

[Later] A cup of nothing: Welcome newcomers~

[Propaganda] Chuan Chuan Xiang: welcome newcomers~

[Artist] Gongzi Chou: Welcome newcomers~

【Geng Zilian

Xia Shangzhou was immediately blinded by the big wave of names that were often seen on the promotional posters of male gods. He was speechless for a long time until the planning girl called him.

[Planning] Album: Boat?

[Screenwriter] Nuclear Fusion: Small Boat?Pfft~ Such a cute name~≧▽≦Xia Shangzhou didn't dare to neglect these great gods, and quickly stepped forward weakly.

Banana Boat: Well, hello...

As soon as he appeared, his name was immediately changed.

[Second Shou] Banana Boat: Hello everyone...

[Second Shou] Banana Boat: Wait, what does the prefix in front of me mean Σ(っ°Д°;)っ【Planning】Album: Because you are a big brother~≧▽≦The big brother is the second in "Feng Mo" For the shou in cp, it is referred to as Ershou~ [Second Shou] Banana Boat: Why do I think this abbreviation is weird...

[Director] Yan Luodao: It must be your illusion~≧▽≦

...I always feel that something is wrong.

Xia Shangzhou silently shifted his gaze to the column of group members, looked down silently, passed the big wave of people who were born like the great gods in the Xiahua club just now, Xia Shangzhou immediately saw the name of Er Yueqing, at this moment It is on, but it shows that the mobile phone is online. At this time, he should be in the car with Tang Song, Xia Shangzhou guessed.

Looking further down, Xia Shangzhou saw Tang Song's cv name, which is sweet and sour fish, and he was also online at the moment.

Looking further down, Xia Shangzhou finally saw the name he was longing to find - Chunhe Shuihan.

It's a pity that Chun and Shuihan's profile pictures are black.

But even so, Xia Shangzhou's little heart couldn't help but thump.

Fuck!He actually saw a living male god!Live!

Although the male god is not online now, but this is the penguin account that his male god logs on every day!

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help poking Chunhe Shuihan's Penguin, staring at the string of numbers for a long time, and even clicked on the friend application interface, but he never dared to press it.

He dare not.

Because he liked it so much, he didn't dare.

Xia Shangzhou was entangled, so he continued to look down in order to divert his purpose, but saw a vest called Hericium erinaceus under the portraits of Chun and Shuihan.

Hericium erinaceus?Wait, isn't this Qin Han's cv name?

Qin Han also passed the interview?

...But it is normal for Qin Han to pass the interview. After all, even he has passed the interview. It is impossible for Qin Han to pass the interview. But when did Qin Han join the group?Why did you add it without telling him?

Qin Han's Penguin account is obviously a new application, his avatar is obviously a picture of Hericium erinaceus found on the Internet, and his signature is - who said monkeys like to eat bananas?

Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth, thinking that Qin Han was too high school, but he still silently sent Qin Han a friend request, and then turned his attention back to the group.

Right at this moment-

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: Is there a newcomer?boat?This name is so cute [Planning] Album: Er Yueqing, you scumbag!Don't even think about hooking up with a pure newcomer!

[Edit] Nuclear Fusion: Small boat, you must be sure that the upstairs is a pure slag attack!Don't be fooled by him!

[Director] Yan Luodao: Er Yueqing, your wife is still in the group, are you really a real man to hook up with newcomers in front of him like this?

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: Hey, what are you doing? It's like a mother-in-law defending against hooligans. [Planning] Album: Preventing hooligans is better than preventing Sichuan!

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help complaining, he finally knew what was wrong!Why did Yuan Mingqing and the others use the name of the character in front of them!And he is the "second subject"? !

However, Yuan Mingqing didn't seem to realize that his so-called newcomer was Tang Song's landlord?

...Didn't Tang Song talk about this with Yuan Mingqing?

Xia Shangzhou was a little confused, but before Tang Song Mingming said that he would tell Yuan Mingqing about this matter, and then asked Yuan Mingqing to open the back door for him... Now it seems that those words were just Tang Song's words to comfort him His, and it wasn't because Yuan Mingqing opened the back door for him to pass the interview?

【Second Shou】Banana Boat: ...

[Meng Baili] Er Yueqing: Cough, newcomer, don’t listen to them, they are teasing you. [Er Shou] Banana Boat: I don’t know why, I think they are right. [Planning] Album: Er Yueqing, Congratulations, your slag attack aura has penetrated the screen and transmitted it through the network cable, and now it is invincible [One attack] Er Yueqing: ...

Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt that there are still many good people in this world!

Seeing so many passionate, kind and righteous people, Xia Shangzhou was very moved, but seeing that Tang and Song hadn't bubbled up, he was a little worried. Although he was the one Yuan Mingqing tried to hook up with, Tang and Song looked at him. It will still be a little uncomfortable...

However, Tang Song said before that he had let go of Yuan Mingqing, and Xia Shangzhou was a little unsure if Tang Song really didn't care anymore so he didn't take the lead.

Seeing that the current chatting trend in the group has turned into Er Yueqing being teased and complained by everyone, Xia Shangzhou silently said that everyone in the group complained well. After getting a head, he dived down.

Xia Shangzhou recovered from the joy of passing the interview, and found that the cat in his arms was lowering his head and pulling at the corner of his clothes with his mouth, as if trying to attract his attention.

"What's wrong?" Xia Shangzhou was puzzled.

The cat meowed and turned its head in the direction of the bathroom.

It was only then that Xia Shangzhou realized that Qin Han was still in the bathroom, no, Qin Han was in his arms now, so the one in the bathroom should be Gou Sheng.

Xia Shangzhou sighed, got up silently and prepared to clean up the mess for Gou Sheng.

Then as soon as he walked into the bathroom, Xia Shangzhou was stunned——

In the bathroom, a young man was only wearing a white long-sleeved shirt, but he was naked underneath, and the white shirt became translucent and thin because of being wet. It was attached to the young man's body, and the open neckline exposed the young man's beautiful collarbone and a large area of ​​skin, and under the wet and thin shirt, it seemed that the spring light on the young man's chest could not be concealed.

Seeing the young man wearing only a white shirt, Xia Shangzhou's brain immediately exploded—isn't this the image of his male god in his imagination? !White shirt, beautiful young man...

Wait, it seems that he just said this to Qin Han this afternoon!

...But doesn't Qin Han really feel uncomfortable wearing a shirt to sleep at night, and doesn't he think the buttons on it are uncomfortable?

Of course, what made Xia Shangzhou speechless the most was not that the young man was wearing a white shirt, but that this young man, or the young man possessed by a dog, was trying to lower his head, even arched his body, trying to use his mouth Reaching somewhere below where he has stood up, he seems to think he is a cat, and he can stick out his tongue to lick the balls.

The young man tried his best to bend down, trying to put his face under it, but the flexibility of his waist was obviously not as good as he imagined, maybe... the flexibility of a human's waist is obviously not as good as that of a cat, so he tried his best For a long time, he didn't know what to do, his face was aggrieved, and even the circles of his eyes were a little red.

Xia Shangzhou was in a mess in an instant: "..."

Fuck! Fuck!Sure enough, you should take the leftover dog for neutering!Can't wait for a moment!Going to cut the balls tomorrow!

Immediately go to cut the balls tomorrow!

And the dog left in his arms also silently: "..."

After a long while, the dog left in Xia Shangzhou's already stiff arms silently stretched out two furry paws, silently covering his steamed bun face.

At this time, the young man who was trying to bend down to lick his balls noticed that someone was coming, so he raised his head and saw his master standing stiffly at the door of the bathroom, and immediately jumped over happily.

So Xia Shangzhou, who was stiff all over, was thrown to the ground by a young man wearing only a half-wet white shirt the next moment, and water droplets dripped from the young man's black hair and onto Xia Shangzhou's face. , The ignorant young man stuck out his tongue and tried to lick those drops of water, but the next moment... the young man licked the hair on his mouth.

Xia Shangzhou looked at the white mandarin duck-eyed cat meowing on his chest, and slowly heaved a sigh of relief.

——Damn it!Just now he almost died of sudden cardiac arrest!

Although the young man's body is now his family's silly cat, but when he saw that face, he almost couldn't control his heartbeat!Seeing that face approaching, he couldn't move anymore!

But... that doesn't mean he's gay!

He's just a dead face control!

As a qualified dead face control, of course, no matter whether the other party is a girl or a man, you must face control to the end!He's not gay!

Yes, there is only one truth!If there must be a gay guy in this room right now, that gay guy must not be him!

Xia Shangzhou hinted to himself desperately, but he couldn't control it all the time. When he saw Qin Han's face, his heart couldn't help beating wildly... and at this moment, Qin Han's voice suddenly appeared in his mind , Xia Shangzhou finally admitted with all his heart——

He admits...

He is a—

Hopeless dead face control plus... dead voice control.

_(: 3ゝ∠)_