What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

"It's nothing," Qin Han calmly changed the subject, "Look down, there's still a first floor below."

Although Xia Shangzhou was puzzled, the interview was the most important thing, so he continued to scroll down the post.

After reading the post, Xia Shangzhou couldn't hold back his nervousness, and went to watch the cv guide again. Although he knew that it was useless to hold Buddha's feet temporarily, at least he could get some psychological comfort. He was so nervous while reading the post Drink water desperately.

So... as a result of drinking too much water, he ran to the toilet at least four or five times in the morning.

When Xia Shangzhou came back after going to the fifth bathroom with a look of kidney deficiency, Qin Han couldn't help laughing and said, "Do you need to be so nervous?"

"How can I not be nervous! I may meet my male god soon! When I think that I may meet a real male god, I am nervous qaq," Xia Shangzhou wanted to go to the toilet again, he was right He pointed at his fingers, "I'm afraid I'll make a fool of myself in front of the male god, and I'll hiccup when I'm nervous... If I hiccup while reciting lines, I'll be finished, and the male god will definitely laugh at me."

Qin Han raised his eyebrows, as if he was trying hard to hold his expression, but he couldn't help curling his lips: "Then you should keep your heart calm now, and don't be too nervous?"

"It's easy to say, but you should try to show me," Xia Shangzhou rolled his eyes, "Normal people get more nervous the more they want to, okay? Nervousness is a tormenting little fairy. !"

Qin Han smiled slightly and said, "Then just imagine that your male god is not there."

"...I went to YY for an interview just to see my male god with my own eyes. Who knows if I will pass it. If I fail, then I will have this chance to get in touch with my male god," Xia Shang Zhou's eyes widened, "Don't curse me! Be careful I'll beat you."

Qin Han was helpless, and said, "...well, as long as you are happy."

...Wait, what's with this domineering president's doting tone?

Xia Shangzhou snorted and said, "Forget it, I also know that it is impossible for me to pass the interview at my level. I just went to make soy sauce, alas..."

"I think your voice is good," Qin Han comforted him with a smile, "you are also full of emotions, which is very suitable for the role of Dai Shiyi." Xia Shangzhou was going to interview for the role.

Xia Shangzhou snorted: "How do you know that I am suitable for Dai Shiyu? You are not the king of Qin and Hanwu."

Qin Han: "..."

"Speaking of Qin Wang Hanwu," Xia Shangzhou hesitated, "He is the author, so he should have gone to the interview, right? But he is a master who changes every day, so he shouldn't be so free... But even if he goes Now, can he tell from my voice that I am his number one black? Well, it's impossible, I'd better not scare myself. "

After analyzing it for a while, Xia Shangzhou concluded: "King Qin and Han Wu will not be so idle!"

After the analysis, Xia Shangzhou felt that he was extremely witty.

Qin Han glanced at him silently, did not speak, but slightly curled his lips.

So at two o'clock in the afternoon of this day, a vest named cv Banana Boat and a vest named cv Hericium erinaceus appeared on the yy channel of the "Feng Mo" crew interview.

As soon as he entered the yy channel of the crew of "Feng Mo", Xia Shangzhou immediately looked for the names of Chun and Shuihan in a pile of small vests, but unfortunately he searched around, but couldn't find Chun and Shuihan's vests.

Xia Shangzhou's heart was suddenly filled.

But he cheered up soon, maybe the spring and the cold water will come later?After all, the main character always comes out last!The most important person always appears at the finale!

So Xia Shangzhou stared at the pile of interviewer's vests with his bright eyes, holding a heart of brainless fans, but Chun and Shuihan didn't show up until the interview was over.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Author you liar!

It's a good idea to have intimate contact with the male god!Intimate contact too!Contact too!Woolen cloth!

Xia Shangzhou expressed that he was very heartbroken and very happy. He felt that he had been deceived from the whole world.

However, although Chun and Shuihan didn't come, Er Yueqing came, and even comforted the interviewers not to be too nervous, because the interview had not officially started, so many girls who came to interview for supporting roles, even those who just came to join in the fun On the public screen, I screamed and swiped the screen.

Passerby A: Awwhhhh Er Yueqing silly mother!

Passer-by B: Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, so alive, silly mother Er Yueqing!

Passer-by C: Aw, oh, oh, Er Yueqing, idiot mother, I want to give birth to you!

……

Wait, these vests are also obtained too casually, the author is really careless!

Xia Shangzhou looked at the girl who was yelling and frantically swiping the screen in the public screen, and complained to Qin Han who was beside him: "Er Yueqing is a scumbag who is everywhere!"

So Er Yueqing, who was lying innocently on the wheat, sneezed violently.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Qin Han: "..."

The girls who frantically swiped the screen on the public screen paused for a moment, and then continued to frantically swiping the screen——

Passer-by A: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo(((p)

Passer-by B: OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooeryDon't catch a cold!

Passer-by B: Aw, oh, oh, if Er Yueqing's silly mother catches a cold, Chunhe Shuihan's silly mother will definitely feel distressed!

……

With the appearance of a cp fan, more and more cp fans are brought out. Once someone mentions spring and water cold, more and more people will mention spring and water cold later. See Xia Shangzhou Seeing the increasing presence of Chun and Shuihan in the public screen, I was a little depressed, but at this time Er Yueqing said jokingly: "Even if I catch a cold, that guy won't feel bad."

The girl fans in the public screen are frantic again——

Passerby A: Awwhhhh Er Yueqing silly mother don't be sad!We miss you!

Passer-by B: Awow, it turns out that Chun and Shuihan's silly mothers are arrogant!Saying that I don't feel distressed, in fact, I feel very distressed in my heart!

Passer-by C: AwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthChun He Shui Han must be particularly distressed!

Xia Shangzhou snorted heavily, and said silently: "I'm not a male god!"

For some reason, Qin Han who was sitting next to Xia Shangzhou suddenly sneezed: "..."

Xia Shangzhou looked at him inexplicably, and asked, "Is your cold still not healed?"

Qin Han silently touched the tip of his nose with his fingers, and said, "...it's almost healed."

"Then why did you suddenly sneeze for no reason? It scared me." Xia Shangzhou was puzzled.

"Because someone is thinking about me." Qin Han said with a light smile after a few seconds of silence.

"Hmph, just be narcissistic," Xia Shangzhou rolled his eyes, "Just one sneeze clearly means someone is cursing you! Two sneezes means someone misses you!...Oh, this is superstition, no doubt Accurate! Otherwise, I miss my male god so many times every day, and he won't even sneeze and become crazy!"

As soon as Xia Shangzhou finished speaking, Qin Han suddenly sneezed again.

Xia Shangzhou paused for a moment, then saw Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "This time it's two sneezes, look, I just said that someone is thinking about me."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

...Wait, please show some face!Bend down and pick up the morals!

The interview officially started soon, and Er Yueqing, who was teasing with the girls on the public screen, quickly switched to a business mode, and Xia Shangzhou, who was still doing nothing, immediately concentrated.

When it was Xia Shangzhou's turn to play, since he came to interview for the role of the big brother, he got a line related to the big brother. Xia Shangzhou read it briefly and found that the plot background of this line was probably big. The senior brother was rescued by the masked junior brother, and gradually fell in love with the savior, but he didn't know that the savior was his junior brother, so at this time the senior brother still hated the little brother because of the misunderstanding earlier. younger brother.

And the plot of this line is that the elder brother accidentally discovered that the jade pendant worn by the younger brother was exactly the same as the jade pendant of the masked boy in white who rescued him, but the elder brother who lacked a muscle in his brain not only did not find the jade pendant worn by the younger brother. It was his own savior, and he even thought that the junior brother also liked the young man in white, so he wore the same jade pendant as him, so he regarded the junior junior brother as his rival in love.

Xia Shangzhou especially liked the bloody farce between the pair of CPs, so he re-watched this episode many times, and he didn't even need to read the lines deliberately, the lines had already surfaced in his mind.

After thinking about the senior brother's emotions at that time, Xia Shangzhou memorized the lines with confidence.

Because the eldest brother's personality is not restrained, Xia Shangzhou deliberately emphasized his tone, and after he finished reading that line, he was relieved, and when he turned his head, he saw Qin Han looking at him with a smile that was not a smile.

"...What's wrong?" Xia Shangzhou asked inexplicably.

"Has anyone ever told you that when you read a sentence... your expression is particularly rich?" Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said.

Xia Shangzhou: "..." Humph!Do you need to tell me this? !

Looking at Xia Shangzhou's bulging cheeks, Qin Han couldn't help but stretch out his hand to poke, then Xia Shangzhou froze, but Qin Han quickly stretched his hand back as if nothing had happened, pretending nothing happened.

Xia Shangzhou was puzzled, and turned his head away. He had already dropped the wheat just now. At this moment, several interviewers are probably discussing whether to want him. I don't know if Er Yueqing can recognize his voice.

However, Xia Shangzhou thinks that his voice is still not distinctive, and the human voice will change a little when it is transmitted through the microphone. Maybe Er Yueqing can't hear his voice... But even if he can hear it, so what , Will Er Yueqing open the back door for him?

Because the final result will not be announced so soon, Xia Shangzhou doesn't know how his grades are, but he is not nervous now. A person who is open-minded by nature, he is still very open-minded.

After a few more people took turns, it was Qin Han's turn.

Finally it was Qin Han's turn.

Seeing Qin Han wearing the [Hericium erinaceus] vest and being hugged into the wheat, Xia Shangzhou wanted to laugh a little. He thought, if he and Qin Han really passed the interview by then, both he and Qin Han would be regarded as important assistants. cp, I will definitely be able to post promotional posters. When the promotional posters of the crew of "Feng Mo" come out, they will be full of food names such as sweet and sour fish, banana split, Hericium erinaceus, etc. Those people will see it in broad daylight. , if I saw it when I was hungry at night, wouldn't I want to complain about this crew and take revenge on the society in the middle of the night?

Thinking about Xia Shangzhou, he couldn't help laughing, but after he laughed silently for a long time, he realized that they don't necessarily want him and Qin Han, so why think so much at this time.

But in fact, Xia Shangzhou was a little complacent about his performance, but after watching Qin Han's performance, he immediately felt that he had been thrown out of eighteen streets.

The lines that Qin Han picked up were from the plot of the junior brother who had just appeared on the stage not long ago. The junior junior brother who appeared on the stage for the first time was amazingly talented, young and energetic, but still had some youthful heart, otherwise he would not hate his senior brother in the future Misunderstood him as another person without explaining.

Qin Han was originally about 21 or [-] years old, but when he got on the mic, somehow, his voice became clearer and higher than before. It is said that he must be at least three or four years younger... and the junior brother in "Meeting the Devil" was indeed only seventeen or eighteen years old when he first appeared on the stage.

If it wasn't for Qin Han sitting next to Xia Shangzhou, he would have even thought that the person reading the lines on the microphone was a great CV!You must know that many of the people who came to the interview are here for the first time, and they are planning to try their luck. Compared with them who barely read the lines completely after bumping into each other, when Qin Han recited this line, it was almost as if he was full. It's like a real little junior has possessed him like a super tuba who explodes like a novice little weak chicken!

And I don't know if it's Xia Shangzhou's illusion, he always felt that Qin Han had an indescribable charm when he read the lines of his younger brother, as if he was really the young man in white who was full of vigor but had a youthful heart , Unlike those who just read their lines dryly or tried their best to interpret the feeling of a teenager, Xia Shangzhou felt that every sentence and every line of Qin Han was full of aura.

Until Qin Han got off the mic, Xia Shangzhou was still immersed in amazement, his eyes widened, as if he had known Qin Han again.

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's dumbfounded look, Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said, "I tried my best, and whether I can pass or not is none of my business."

Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened. According to Qin Han's performance today, if he can't pass, then no one else can pass. If other people pass but Qin Han doesn't, it must be an unspoken rule!Go through the back door!

Although Xia Shangzhou didn't say what was in his heart, it was written on his face. Qin Han knew it at a glance. He hooked his lips and said with a smile: "You performed well, you should be able to pass."

"I also think I performed well," Xia Shangzhou sighed, "It's a pity that you are not the planner of this crew, and this matter is out of your control. It would be fine if you were the planner."

Qin Han smiled slightly, but did not speak.

"By the way, is this really your first time?" Xia Shangzhou stared at Qin Han's face up and down several times, as if he had discovered some new continent, "Your performance doesn't look like the first time at all. Time! No stuttering, no squirting, maybe even a lot of pink CVs can't compare to you."

But what surprised him the most was that Qin Han seemed to have false pronunciation. The few lines that Qin Han played just now sounded like a boy of about seventeen or eighteen years old. Listen, it's exactly like the voices of two people.

Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said, "What do you think?"

"... Guess your size, you must be the first time, if you have been in the circle before, I definitely can't not know!" Xia Shangzhou said as a matter of course.

Qin Han paused and said, "Why?"

"Because your voice is a bit like my male god," Xia Shangzhou snorted, "If you had been in the circle for a long time, you would definitely be pinched by my male god's fans to imitate his voice, even if you were originally a male god. Small and transparent, but I was pinched three times in the morning, three times in the afternoon, three times in the evening, and I was pinched like this all day long, and I was already black and red, how could I not know?"

Qin Han: "..."

"Okay, just kidding, my male god's fans are not so cruel," Xia Shangzhou chuckled, "But your voice is really similar to my male god's voice, if it wasn't for me, I knew it would be impossible, I would have thought You are my male god."

Qin Han: "...Why is it impossible?"

"Because my male god must be a handsome guy!" Xia Shangzhou said as a matter of course, after he finished speaking, he realized, looked at Qin Han with a serious face, and said, "Of course you are also handsome, but the male god I imagined The god is a little more handsome than you, and he is full of aloofness like the flower of Gaoling, wearing a white shirt..."

As Xia Shangzhou talked, he substituted the spring and water cold in his mind into Qin Han's image... Huh, there seems to be no sense of disobedience?

...Damn it!This must be his illusion!

Xia Shangzhou was frightened by this terrible illusion, and quickly threw this thought out of his mind.

Because both of them had finished their interviews, Xia Shangzhou quit YY, and then went to buy food for Gou Sheng, because Xia Shangzhou didn't play with Gou Sheng all afternoon, and Gou Sheng was a little angry and full of anger. His face was stuffy and he had a happy expression, but as soon as Xia Shangzhou took out the dried fish, Gou Sheng's eyes lit up immediately, and his expression was so cute.

Xia Shangzhou was feeding the dried fish, and suddenly a person squatted down beside him. Xia Shangzhou turned his head and saw that it was Qin Han.

Qin Han squatted down, reaching out his hand as if he wanted to touch Gou Sheng's little head, but Gou Sheng was obviously very rude to strangers, turned his head and meowed, and bit Qin Han's finger.

Qin Han was taken aback for a moment, before he could react, Xia Shangzhou was taken aback: "God left, let go! Let go!"

Qin Han's expression softened a little until Xia Shangzhou finished his sentence: "...His hands haven't been washed, they're very dirty!"

Qin Han: "..."

Gou Sheng finally let go of Qin Han's hand. Xia Shangzhou grabbed Qin Han's hand and took a look. Fortunately, there was only a ring of teeth marks, but no bleeding, but the teeth marks were a bit deep, which made Xia Shangzhou feel a little bit guilty conscience.

Qin Han's long eyelashes trembled slightly, he raised his eyes to look at Xia Shangzhou, and asked, "Aren't you going to lick it? Disinfect it with saliva."

Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth: "...Why should I lick the place where the dog left?"

"That's how it's played in TV dramas," Qin Han said calmly, "And it's your cat, it bit me, shouldn't you be responsible?"

"You touch it first before it bites you!" Xia Shangzhou snorted, "And you haven't been bitten to bleed, what kind of poison is it? Are the needles okay?"

The dog left beside me meowed twice, as if to help, Xia Shangzhou turned his head, ignored Qin Han, and continued to feed the dried fish to the dog, he put the dried fish in his palm, watched the dog buried Turning his face, he licked back and forth on the palm of his hand, there was a kind of itchy and crispy feeling, and it was itching all the way to his heart.

Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but giggled. After laughing for a long time, he turned his head and saw Qin Han looking at him with his chin propped on one hand. He didn't know what he was thinking, and his eyes flickered.

"What are you looking at?" Xia Shangzhou was a little puzzled, did he have cat whiskers growing on his face?

"You really like cats?" Qin Han was silent for a few seconds, but asked an irrelevant question.

"...Nonsense," Xia Shangzhou was a little confused, "If I don't like cats, I'll throw them away when I find out that my cat will turn into a human!"

After eating the dried fish, Gou Sheng, who was lowering his head and licking his paws, suddenly said, "..."

It raised its head and looked at Xia Shangzhou with teary eyes.

Qin Han who was almost thrown away: "..."

He looked at Xia Shangzhou silently.

Looking at this person and the cat looking at him at the same time, Xia Shangzhou suddenly had the illusion that there were two leftover dogs in front of him again, as if he had raised two cats!

At this moment, there was a sound from the door of the living room. Xia Shangzhou knew that Tang Song had come back, and hurriedly ran out to report to Tang Song.

"Hey, my cousin and I are going for an interview today~" Xia Shangzhou looked at Tang Song with a face begging for praise, quick praise, and his eyes were shining.

Tang Song raised his eyebrows: "Well, good boy."

"Hey, although I went to the interview, I don't know if I can pass it...Hey, are you ready to pack your luggage?" Xia Shangzhou followed Tang Song, watched Tang Song take out the suitcase, and started to walk. I put clothes in the suitcase, and hurried over to help.

Tang Song nodded: "Well, the train schedule has been advanced, and we are leaving tonight."

"Why so fast?" Xia Shangzhou paused, no, why is this scene so familiar?

"Yuan Mingqing...he is waiting for me in his dormitory now," Tang Song said without raising his head, "I will persuade him to let you pass the interview, because he actually got the authorization for "Meet the Devil" this time. The planning should give him more face."

"Eh? He got the authorization? What is his relationship with Qin Wang Hanwu...?" Xia Shangzhou paused. Although he knew that Er Yueqing knew Qin Wang Hanwu, but he had been I thought they were just a friendship on Weibo, but I never expected that Qin Wang Hanwu would be willing to authorize Er Yueqing...

Er Yueqing is really a big scumbag who hooks up with others everywhere!

...So the King of Qin and Han Wu who could be hooked up by Er Yueqing are indeed a flamboyant scumbag who hooks up everywhere!After all, birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups!They must be attracted to each other by the scumbag aura emanating from each other!That's why they collude with each other and act in collusion!

As the king of Qin and Hanwu, Xia Shangzhou blamed everything that was wrong on Hanwu of Qin without any guilt. No matter whose fault it was, it must be the fault of King Hanwu of Qin in the end!Regardless of whether there is a reason or not, in the end, the king of Qin and Hanwu must be blackmailed!

Hmph, being a black man is so insane and unreasonable!

Xia Shangzhou silently praised his professionalism.