What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

What he said was so reasonable that Xia Shangzhou was speechless.

Soon, after Qin Wang Hanwu finished replying to Xia Shangzhou, there were n comments and likes on this microblog, and when I poked it open, it was nothing more than—hahahaha, booming and in a trance Laughing at Xia Shangzhou.

Of course, there is also this:

233333333 Since everyone has no sex life, why bother to hurt each other!

hhhhhhhhh Since neither of you have sex, let's be together!

Of course, most of them are like this:

Hei Hei His Majesty actually replied to this annoying Hei Hei again!Never love again!

Awowowowow kneel down and beg Your Majesty to flip the sign!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhly

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...I beg Your Majesty to take a look at me!

Xia Shangzhou chuckled and thought, I have special black skills!

... Cough cough, no, it's not because of his frenzied black Qin Wang Hanwu every day to attract his attention!

However, Xia Shangzhou was also a little confused about Qin Wang Hanwu flipping his brand again and again, but he couldn't think of a reason, so he could only attribute this matter to Qin Wang Hanwu It's a crazy person. The more black people are, the happier he is shaking m!

Yes, there is only one truth!It must be so!

After scrolling through Weibo, Xia Shangzhou checked the time and found that Qin Han hadn't come out of the bathroom yet. He guessed that it was almost time for his transformation. He buried his head in licking his balls again, and licked them so vigorously, it was shameless.

Xia Shangzhou watched Gousheng silently for a few minutes. A few minutes later, Gousheng suddenly trembled, the cat's eyes widened, and the pink tongue was still on the ball. Xia Shangzhou knew that Qin Han had changed back again. .

Seeing the shameful expression on Qin Han's cat's face, Xia Shangzhou chuckled, poked its steamed bun face, then turned around and went to the bathroom to get Qin Han's leftover dog.

When Xia Shangzhou walked to the bathroom, the dog left who had become Qin Han was squatting down and poking the little yellow duck that fell to the floor with a blank face, but he was wearing a towel around his body compared to yesterday. Xia Shangzhou walked in, and it happily leaned over to rub Xia Shangzhou's calf, but because of its height, it only touched Xia Shangzhou's thigh.

Xia Shangzhou coughed twice, and hurriedly dragged Gousheng to his room. As a person, Gousheng was not used to walking on two legs, and he was wobbly. Xia Shangzhou could only support him and let him It rests most of its body weight on him.

Gou Sheng put his head on Xia Shangzhou's shoulder, sniffing around, as if he wanted to smell if there was another cat on Xia Shangzhou...

"...Ahem, can you think about how you feel about being single?"

And at this moment, Tang Song, who seemed to be going to the toilet after coming out of his room, happened to see the sticky two people, perhaps to be precise, it should be one person and one cat, and couldn't help raising his eyebrows.

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, afraid that Tang Song would see something, he quickly dragged the dog into the room, cleared his throat and said, "Don't get me wrong, my...cousin is just drunk! "

"Drunk?" Tang Song was puzzled, "I remember we only ate strawberries tonight?"

"Yes! It's strawberries!" Xia Shangzhou said nonsense seriously, "My cousin is drunk on strawberries!"

Tang Song: "..."

When Tang Song was speechless, Xia Shangzhou hurriedly opened the door of the room, kicked Gou Sheng in, and said to Tang Song: "Hahahaha this brat is really weird, wait for him to wake up!" I will definitely laugh at him when I come here! Don't worry!"

Tang Song: "..."

"When this brat gets drunk, he likes to take off his clothes and dance pole dance in a crowded place. No one can stop him. I'm afraid he will take advantage of my inattention to go downstairs tonight and take off his clothes and dance pole dance around the tree. If someone sees him, he will wake up tomorrow and I will die... So I will watch him for a night first, hehehehe, don't get me wrong, we are definitely a pure man-male relationship. "Xia Shangzhou was afraid that Tang and Song would misunderstand something, then he would fall into the sulfuric acid river and be washed away!"

Seeing Xia Shangzhou trying to pretend to be serious, Tang Song only glanced at him and said, "I don't care whether you are in a pure man-man relationship or an impure man-male relationship, but I want to tell you something. The production team of "Meeting the Devil" is about to send out a CV recruitment post, and YY will start the on-site interview in the afternoon, remember to go for the interview when the time comes."

"What? Tomorrow? Why so soon?" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback, he wasn't ready yet!

"Well," Tang Song didn't say the reason, "don't worry, I think you have a good chance of passing."

Xia Shangzhou immediately said happily: "So you think highly of me..." He was almost moved by Tang Song's trust in him!If you have friends like this, what more can you ask for!

"You think too much," Tang Song rolled his eyes, "I just think you have so much emotion when you're serious and nonsense, it shouldn't be a problem for you to dub a voice or something."

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

...Wait, why doesn't he feel that Tang Song is praising him at all?

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou felt that the friendship between him and Tang Song had been challenged.

After returning to the room, Xia Shangzhou turned pale with shock and said to Qin Hanmao, who was squatting on the side and licking his fur: "Oh no, I have an interview tomorrow, and I'm not ready at all, what should I do if that time comes? What if I make a fool of myself? But the interview should last for a few days, or I will go on the last day? But what if they find a suitable CV on the first day?"

Xia Shangzhou was very conflicted: "I don't know if the male god will go, although the matter of recruiting a cv should have nothing to do with him as a cv, but he is a pillar who is born like a summer flower, so it should be normal to support a scene ?”

Qin Han's cat looked up at him, then lowered its head and continued to lick its fur and paws, very calm.

"No, no, I'm going to make up for it tonight!" Xia Shangzhou clenched his fists, "If the male god comes, I will try to make a good impression on him! Even if I can't be selected, at least I have to show my presence in front of him! "

As he said that, he hurried back to the computer and opened a web page——it was the novel interface of "Feng Mo".

Now it is definitely too late to learn skills, so he can only win in other places, for example, try to figure out this role more, try to rely on this role, although other CVs will probably do this homework, but at least one thing he is sure of Better than other cvs, he is very familiar with the original work of "Feng Mo".

Maybe some CVs will read the original novel in order to get this role, but as a professional hacker, Xia Shangzhou had to read each chapter at least three times in order to find out the shortcomings of this novel. He is even more familiar with some details than Qin Wang Hanwu. This alone is enough for him to throw those CVs who have only read the original work once and have not even read it out of eighteen streets.

Sometimes, the people who know you best are your enemies.

This applies to Xia Shangzhou. As a professional hacker and a high-end hacker, he is different from those low-level hackers. Hei is different. Xia Shangzhou's complaints are often justified and convincing, but all of this is based on his familiarity with the original work.

Xia Shangzhou not only watched it by himself, but also hugged Qin Hanmao to watch it together. Qin Hanmao was not happy at first and struggled a few times, but under Xia Shangzhou's coercion and lure, Qin Hanmao could only be held down by him. In his arms, he stared at the screen with humiliating little eyes.

Gousheng was very unhappy at first, because Xia Shangzhou's knee used to be its territory, but now it was taken over by another cat... But with its current body shape, it couldn't fit into Xia Shangzhou's knee He could only sit behind Xia Shangzhou aggrieved, hugged Xia Shangzhou from behind, and buried his face in Xia Shangzhou's shoulder.

There is a small heater in front and a big quilt in the back. Xia Shangzhou said...it seems a little hot.

The article "Feng Mo" has hundreds of thousands of words, and it is reasonable to read it in a day. Fortunately, Xia Shangzhou is very familiar with this article. He specially selected the plot of the CP of this pair of senior brothers to read, and gave it to Qin while reading it. Hanmao explained that he felt that he understood the plot quite well, so when he talked about the plot, he spoke with confidence and confidence.Listening to the tone of his analysis of the plot, if he didn't know that the novel he was analyzing was just an online novel, others would probably think that he was studying some masterpiece such as a dream of Red Mansions.

Xia Shangzhou not only analyzed these two characters from various aspects such as language, action, psychology, etc., but also rose to the level of thinking. In some places, Qin Wang Hanwu himself had never thought about it.

The Qin Han cat lying in his arms originally had a sluggish expression of being forced to attend the class, but in the end it couldn't help but prick up its two small triangular ears, moving slightly from time to time, and a gleam of light flashed in the round cat pupils .

After talking a lot, Xia Changzhou took a sip of water to moisten his dry throat, looked down at the serious-looking cat lying on his knees with his little hands in his pockets, and by the way, was caught by the round, wide-eyed little cat. It looked so cute, so he couldn't help lowering his head and chirping at the cat's small mouth.

After tweeting, Xia Shangzhou looked at the cat's eyes that widened suddenly, and then realized that the cat's body seemed to be a person... A little embarrassed for a moment.

And Gou Sheng, who has been holding him from behind, is immediately unhappy, this new cat is so annoying!He actually took over his master!It's fine to occupy his master!He even took over what the master loves!So it tilted its head and approached, and kissed Xia Shangzhou's lips.

Xia Shangzhou was still in the embarrassment of accidentally kissing Qin Han, suddenly his eyes darkened, and then the face of "Qin Han" came closer, and before he could react, he covered his face, a warm Something landed on his lips.

Xia Shangzhou was stunned for a moment, but he didn't react for a moment. The next moment, the man stuck out his tongue out of curiosity and licked the corner of Xia Shangzhou's lips.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

The Qin Han cat in Xia Shangzhou's arms: "..."

The next moment, Xia Shangzhou immediately slapped Gou Sheng's face away with his palm. Gou Sheng was stunned for a moment, and immediately pursed his mouth into grievance. It felt that the master didn't love him anymore, and was so wronged that tears almost fell out.

Realizing that the dog is just a cat, Xia Shangzhou felt distressed immediately, and was about to lean over to smooth the dog, but the next moment, the cat that was lying on his lap suddenly straightened up, stretched out two fluffy The little paws grabbed his face, then imitated Baozi's face, and kissed Xia Shangzhou's lips.

Xia Shangzhou was stunned. Before he could react, the cat had retracted its paws like lightning, turned around its bulging body, and pointed its furry buttocks at him, showing the cat's unique features. Proud.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Could it be... the cat's instinct to fight for favor is also contagious?

I always feel that something is wrong, it must be his illusion!

After reading and analyzing all the plots of the senior and junior brothers in "Meeting the Devil", Xia Shangzhou couldn't stand it any longer and went to sleep rubbing his eyes.

Early the next morning, Xia Shangzhou once again found that the place where he woke up was Qin Han's arms.

Qin Han was still asleep, his long eyelashes drooping down, his warm breath fell on Xia Shangzhou's face, and his slender hands hugged Xia Shangzhou tightly, and Xia Shangzhou was forced to stick to him. In the arms, there is not even a single gap, and they can feel each other's body temperature next to each other.

At first, when Xia Shangzhou found that there was no embarrassing thing like yesterday morning, he was relieved, but when he found that the position of his hands seemed to be a bit wrong...he suddenly felt his whole body once again. Oh no.

Because...it's his turn to put his hand into Qin Han's pajama pants today!

Xia Shangzhou stiffened his neck and felt the position of his hands. His whole body was in a mess in the wind. Not only did his hands reach into Qin Han's pajama pants without a teacher, but he also stretched them out without hindrance. It got into Qin Han's underwear, and the position where his hand was placed - happened to be in the middle of the front of Qin Han's underwear.

Fuck!This is not right!Why did Qin Han reach into his panties and touch his buttocks!When it was his turn to put his hand into Qin Han's underwear, the place where he touched it became the front—this kind of place is dozens of times more awkward than the butt!

...and it almost looks like it was on purpose!

Xia Shangzhou felt the heat source in the palm of his hand, he felt like he was touching a switch!A feeling like being electrocuted was conveyed to his brain through that hand, which made half of his body numb from the electric shock, and if it was any closer...it would burn.

Just when Xia Shangzhou tensed his body and carefully tried to pull the evil hand out of the "land of evil", Qin Han's eyelashes that were drooping quietly trembled slightly, and then he opened his eyes. Opening his eyes, he stared at Xia Shangzhou in front of him with somewhat confused eyes for a while...then gradually regained his clarity.

Xia Shangzhou's hand that was about to pull away immediately froze, and stopped in mid-air without daring to move, for fear that Qin Han would find out something, but obviously, how could such a thing be hidden from him, Qin Han paused for a moment, Looking down, he saw Xia Shangzhou's sinful hand that was half removed from his underwear.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

"...Wait! Listen to my explanation! Things are not what you imagined!" Xia Shangzhou was about to explode all of a sudden, damn it, is he going to be able to get rid of the suspicion of being gay for the rest of his life? ! !

"What did I imagine...?" Qin Han's voice was a little hoarse because he had just woken up. To Xia Shangzhou's ears, it was as if a small feather was tickling his heart, especially Qin Han's. The voice was a bit like spring and water cold, and Xia Shangzhou was in a trance for a while, and he came back to his senses for a while.

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's blank look, Qin Han suddenly smiled, and continued to say in a slightly hoarse voice: "Huh? What do you think I'm thinking?"

"...I'm playing a hooligan on you..." Xia Shangzhou subconsciously said blankly.

Qin Han chuckled and said slowly, "Isn't it?"

"No! Of course not!" Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, and immediately retorted with a blushing face, "When I woke up, my hand was already in your underwear! I didn't mean it at all! It must be While sleepwalking... I accidentally stuck it in..."

"Since you didn't do it on purpose," Qin Han raised his eyebrows, and said leisurely, "Then why don't you... quickly take out your hand?"

Xia Shangzhou came back to his senses, and quickly pulled his hands out of Qin Han's underwear. The blushing little daughter-in-law ran to the bathroom to wash her face and brush her teeth.

When Xia Shangzhou finished washing and came out, Tang Song had already gone downstairs to buy breakfast and came back. When Xia Shangzhou sat in his seat, Tang Song had almost finished eating. Seeing that Xia Shangzhou got up, he asked with a smile: "How did you sleep last night?"

"...Very good!" Xia Shangzhou was a little guilty, and he calmed down after drinking a cup of hot soybean milk.

"Oh..." Tang Song said meaningfully.

Xia Shangzhou was even more guilty, but at this time, Qin Han also finished washing, and walked into the living room with a refreshed face, because Tang and Song bought breakfast for three people these days, so Qin Han was very natural. He sat down next to Xia Shangzhou, bowed his head and began to eat breakfast.

After seeing Qin Han come out, Xia Changzhou felt even more guilty when he thought of the scene this morning. The breakfast that was delivered to his mouth with big mouthfuls has become a little bit of a little daughter-in-law mode, but at this time Tang Song suddenly smiled and looked at Qin Han. Han said: "Looking at your complexion, you slept well yesterday, so I don't worry about it. Yesterday Xiaozhou said that you would go crazy when you were drunk, and you would take off your clothes and go pole dancing in crowded places. You'll catch a cold after dancing the pole dance all night."

Qin Han who was eating fried dough sticks: "..."

Xia Shangzhou who was drinking soy milk: "...Pfft!"

Looking at Xia Shangzhou who spouted soy milk, Tang Song continued to smile: "You still said your cousin is a bear, but you are the bear, right? You can't drink soy milk when you are so old."

Xia Shangzhou was almost blushed by the soy milk, and when he stared at Tang Song resentfully with tearful eyes, a napkin next to him was handed over.

Xia Shangzhou turned his head and saw a long white hand holding a napkin, looking up, the owner of these hands was looking at him calmly, Xia Shangzhou blushed, silently took the napkin and wiped it Traces of soy milk on the mouth and on the table.

"You're still a cousin. Your cousin is much more reliable than you." Tang Song took a sip of soy milk and said calmly, "It seems that I have to rely on your cousin to take care of you when I'm not around."

Qin Han paused, then smiled: "I will."

"It's really troublesome for you," Tang Song sighed, "This child is really worrying..."

...Wait, what kind of trouble is this parental-like old-fashioned tone!

"I remember that I seem to be older than you..." Xia Shangzhou whispered depressed.

Tang Song pretended not to hear, and continued to say to Qin Han earnestly: "Remember to feed him three meals a day. Although he is a foodie, he is too lazy to die. He would rather starve to death than move. One day he will starve himself to death." I'm not surprised."

Qin Han also pretended not to hear, nodded: "I will remember to feed him every day."

"Hey, hey...is it really okay to speak ill of me in front of me..." Xia Shangzhou resisted weakly.

Tang Song continued to pretend not to hear, and said earnestly: "By the way, there is another very important point. Don't let him into the kitchen, be careful that he will blow up the kitchen."

Qin Han also continued to pretend not to hear, and nodded.

Xia Shangzhou stopped struggling and continued to eat breakfast silently with his head down.

So this breakfast passed in such a harmonious and beautiful atmosphere.

After breakfast, Xia Shangzhou opened the forum where he usually hangs out, and he saw the CV recruitment post sent by the crew of "Feng Mo". Looking at this post, Xia Shangzhou only felt his little heart beating, and he was so nervous that he couldn't help it.

The post said that there will be an on-site interview on yy this afternoon. Xia Shangzhou was a little nervous and wrote down the yy channel number in the post, and then began to worry. He seems to have no vest so far... He has never officially Of course, it is impossible to have a vest as a cv if you have been in the circle.

"What should I call my vest?" Xia Shangzhou was very entangled. As a good-for-nothing to name him, the most frustrating thing for him was to choose a name. It looks delicious, otherwise I would call it steamed fish."

After he finished speaking, he looked at Qin Han again, smiled, and said, "Then you'll be called Braised Fish... We can also form a group called the Three Brothers Who Eat Fish!"

Qin Han paused, looked at him, and raised his eyebrows.

"Don't like it? What about the fish-eating boy?"

Qin Han: "..."

"Forget it, let me call it Banana Boat," Xia Shangzhou thought for a long time, and finally made a decision, "I heard that the male god likes to eat desserts. If I call him this male god, he will definitely notice me!" I know it's not reliable, but I won't lose a piece of meat if I try it~ "Then what are you going to call it?" Xia Shangzhou turned his head and asked Qin Han.

Qin Han lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "Hericium erinaceus."

"... Hericium erinaceus? Why?" Xia Shangzhou wondered, "Although I and Tang and Song are the same kind, but it seems a bit far away... We are all familiar, but you are born!"

Qin Han chuckled and said, "Because monkeys like to eat bananas."

"...Ah?" Xia Shangzhou was confused and his eyes were blank. Does Qin Han's need to call this name have anything to do with the monkey's like to eat bananas?Is there any logical relationship?