What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Album: By the way, just now I seem to see that a newcomer is also online, poke it, it’s bubbling~ Hericium erinaceus and lotus seed soup: Is it a newcomer with a junior?

Er Yueqing: Come on~ look up and let me see how pretty she is

Album: It's enough for a scum to attack you

Xia Shangzhou just remembered that he hadn't had time to ask Qin Han about the interview, but since he has joined the group, he must have passed the interview, and at the same time, the system prompted [Hericium erinaceus] to accept his friend Apply to add him as a friend.

Xia Shangzhou hurriedly poked Qin Han.

Banana Boat: Qin Han?

Hericium erinaceus: yes

Banana Boat: You also passed the interview ~ Sahua *★, °*:. ☆(￣▽￣)/$: *. °★*.

Hericium erinaceus: yes

Banana Boat: ...why are you so cold qaq

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Hericium erinaceus: what do you want to eat at noon?

Banana Split: Sweet and Sour Fish!Hot and sour potato shreds!Steamed pork ribs! ~≧▽≦Hericium erinaceus: Good Qin Han is really so cold!Xia Shangzhou thought silently.

But Qin Han usually seems to be quite cold, his expression is expressionless except for a smile. Thinking, he will probably never have any interaction with someone like Qin Han in his life.

Gao Leng male god or something, he usually only finds it when he is on Weibo, and usually there will be a lot of girls down there screaming that the screen is dirty and needs to be licked...

And at this time, in the group——

Album: Newcomer?Little Junior Brother~Come on~Hericium erinaceus

Lotus Seed Soup: The newcomer must be shy, right?

Hericium erinaceus: here we come

Er Yueqing: Yo?Let’s take a look at the photos of the newlyweds~

Hericium erinaceus: do not explode

Er Yueqing: Don't be so cold~ Look up and let me see how pretty you are. Album: The scumbag upstairs is really enough, and the vests of the newcomers are also edible. When the time comes, our promotional posters will appear It’s all food~ That picture is so beautiful hahahaha Lianzi Geng: Why do I feel something is wrong?Banana boat Hericium erinaceus Xia Shangzhou was startled, thinking that he had lost his vest...

But when he came back to his senses, he thought, how could he have a vest to drop?

Banana Boat: Uh, yes, he is...my cousin

Hericium erinaceus: ...

At this time, the trump card planner of the Shengru Xiahua Club - the album girl, secretly knocked on the trumpet of a newcomer named Hericium erinaceus.

Album: Yo, my little cousin, when did you have an extra cousin?

Album: As your cousin, why don't I know about this?

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Album: I think your style of painting has become more and more strange recently. If you don’t want to stay, you move out from the dormitory of D University. You can rent a house by yourself. Why do you feel lonely living alone? Looking for someone to live with?Why are you making such a fuss?

Hericium erinaceus: Didn’t you say that living alone is lonely

Album: Forget it, forget it, do whatever you like, but you’re not a good master, why play a trumpet and pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger? You know, I was shocked when I heard your voice during the interview yesterday. Cut, do you really think there is someone whose voice is so similar to my cousin? Album: I exposed you, and you still won’t let me tell other people, even your good friend, a scumbag, what the hell are you doing? What do you want?For that banana split?You won't tell me that you really want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, and play some kind of transparent cultivation plan, right?

Hericium erinaceus: Don't you know my sexuality?

Album: If you know it, you know it, but... oh, forget it, what do you like, but you really don't feel tired when you divide it into this?I see so many vests of yours, I feel tired Hericium erinaceus: Very interesting album: You are really wicked, forget it, since you want to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger, remember to cover your vest, I will not expose you at most, but If someone finds out, I have no obligation to help you cover it to the end Oh Hericium Hericium: Got it At the same time, Xia Shangzhou looked at the spring and water cold in the column of group members, and was extremely entangled.

He was finally able to have intimate contact with the male god, but he still wanted to further seduce the male god... He used to fantasize about how to seduce the male god every day, but when things came to an end, he didn't dare to take this step.

Don't talk about hooking up with the male god, try to find common topics for both parties, desperately try to increase the favorability in front of the male god, and finally become good friends with the male god, he dare not even take the first step of hooking up, what is the matter with the male god Brush favorability in front of you?

Xia Shangzhou hesitantly clicked on Chunhe Shuihan's friend application, put his finger on the mouse, and didn't have the courage to click it for a long time, until—the dog left in his arms suddenly let out a meow, and on his chest Rubbed twice to act like a baby, then Xia Shangzhou's hand shook, and the mouse was pressed down.

Xia Shangzhou's heart froze for a moment, and the next moment, a friend verified and jumped out.

——【What is my real name? 】

Xia Shangzhou let out a sigh of relief, how did he know what Chun and Shuihan's real names were?

Chun and Shuihan are so low-key, they never post photos or publish personal information on Weibo, how could he know what Chun and Shuihan's real name is?So this friend verification on the surface of friend verification is actually a disguised form of refusing to add other people as friends!

Xia Shangzhou was very disappointed.

But he didn't dare to ask what Chun and Shuihan's real name was. Even asking Chun and Shuihan to be friends had already exhausted his courage all his life, let alone knocking Chun and Shuihan privately. The little bit of courage that I had just mustered up was withered in an instant.

At this moment, Xia Shangzhou wanted to curl himself up into a ball so that no one could see him.

Until Chunhe Shuihan bubbled up in the group again.

Album: Spring and Shuihan silly mothers, there is a newcomer here, why don't you make a fuss?Chunhe Shuihan Lianzi Geng: Yes, yes, Chunhe treats you equally, so hurry up and make a fuss Er Yueqing: Chunhe Concubine, so many people call you, stop being so cold, come out to Chunhe Shuihan: ...

Album: Why is it an ellipsis again? How can Chun and Shuihan's silly mother be as cold as a newcomer?

Lianzi Geng: Hahahaha, isn't this guy always very cold? Confession to the male god, but after brewing for a long time, his brain is still blank, and he can't squeeze out a word.

Hericium erinaceus: ...

Album: Come on, newcomer, say hello to Chunhe Shuihan's silly mother, let him protect you well in the future Hericium erinaceus: ...

Hericium erinaceus: spring and cold water are good for silly mother

Chunhe Shuihan: hello

Album: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Er Yueqing: Album What are you laughing at?

Album: Smile is ten years old, can I just smile?Bian'er goes to Er Yueqing: Concubine of the painting album, you are guilty, be careful I will put you in the cold palace Gu Xia Shangzhou only has two Weibos now, one is the large size of the magazine with V added, and the other is the small vest specially used to blackmail the King of Qin and Han Wu, how dare he give it.

Banana Boat: Cough cough, well, I'll apply for a Weibo album later: Hey, didn't you use Weibo before?

Banana Split: Uh, rarely...

In fact, he swipes Weibo every day to black Qin Wang Han Wu.

Album: What about Hericium erinaceus?

Hericium erinaceus: ...do not play Weibo

Album: Hurry up and apply for one. How can there be no Weibo in what year?By the way, Chunhe Shuihan, silly mother, after reading the script, let’s talk about life. Chunhe Shuihan: I want to order the lotus seed soup first: What’s wrong?something?

Chunhe Shuihan: Yes

Er Yueqing: Are Chunhe Aifei not feeling well? If yes, remember to see a doctor. I will feel sorry for Chunhe Shuihan: ...Go shopping, and then the group members Chunhe Shuihan The profile picture went black.

So Xia Shangzhou was brewing a lot of words, but he didn't type a word.

From the beginning to the end, he couldn't say a word to the male god, even if he said hello...

Xia Shangzhou suddenly suffered internal injuries, and fell headlong on the keyboard, hitting the keyboard with his head.

However, Xia Shangzhou was only hurt internally for a while, and he regained his strength.

It doesn't matter, anyway, now that he is in the same group as the male god, he will have a chance to talk to the male god sooner or later!

Full of confidence, Xia Shangzhou opened the group mailbox, found out the script sent to him by the planning album, and then read it seriously.

After roughly browsing through it, Xia Shangzhou began to secretly think about how he should play the role of the senior brother. Although the senior brother is only a supporting role in "Meeting the Devil", his role is also very important. Xia Shangzhou doesn't want his newcomer to drag the whole The back legs of the crew, especially his male god's back legs.

There is no doubt that Xia Shangzhou has a good understanding of the role of the big brother, otherwise he would not be recognized by the crew of "Meeting the Devil". After passing the interview, Xia Shangzhou is quite confident about this. What he is not confident about It's about dubbing skills. After all, Xia Shangzhou has never tried dubbing a radio drama before.

Xia Shangzhou hesitated for a moment, then ran to browse the forum again.

The forum he used is one of the more famous forums in the online distribution circle. Many associations or radio dramas recruit CVs, dramas, etc. will post on this forum. A certain cv's gossip broke the skin, and of course there are many discussion floors built by fans for their masters or cp floors built by cp fans for their cute cp, but occasionally there will be some technical guidance posts and the like.

Xia Shangzhou has found this forum since he started dating Chunhe Shuihan, and he often fumbles for gossip and gossip about male gods in this forum. Whether it is true or not, he will rub it secretly Write it down in a small notebook.For example, someone broke the news before that Chun and Shuihan liked sweets, Xia Shangzhou silently wrote it down.Of course, in addition to his male god, he also often pays attention to gossip about other CVs. Although he may not have heard the names of those CVs, he just loves to watch other people's gossip.

Cough, it’s getting too far. In short, Xia Shangzhou opened the forum now to find out if there are any recommendations for dubbing related equipment, such as what brand of microphone is better to use. Although his current microphone is still easy to use, but In order to make everything perfect, Xia Shangzhou still planned to change to a better quality wheat.

But before Xia Shangzhou searched for relevant posts, he was attracted by several posts on the homepage.

This forum has quite a lot of traffic, and the posts on the homepage are updated very quickly. If you post a post without any urine point, it may be swiped to the second page after a second or two. As for the most popular in this forum Posts, in addition to the cp building, are gossip posts.

Xia Changzhou's eyes habitually passed over the Qinghan cp building (Er Yueqing x Chun and Shuihan), Lianchun cp building (Lianzigeng x Chun and Shuihan) floating on the front page for a long time, Wuling Chun CP building (Qin Wang Han Wu x Chunhe Shuihan), when he just found this forum, he poked into these CP buildings out of curiosity, and was instantly defeated by the brains of those CP fans.

In the eyes of those CP fans whose brain holes are as big as black holes and whose brain circuits are as clear as the Somali Trench, saying hello on Weibo means having jq, saying hello on YY means having jq, occasionally saying something If you say that you have jq, you have jq if you have eaten the same dishes, and you have jq if you buy clothes of the same color... Although Chun and Shuihan are very low-key on Weibo, they have also interacted with other cvs, and these interactions are It has become the evidence of jq in the eyes of CP fans. Every time there is any disturbance on Weibo, hundreds of buildings will be built in the CP building frantically, which really makes Xia Shangzhou amazed.

But of course, although Chun He Shuihan seems to have a lot of CP buildings on the homepage, it is definitely not Chun He Shuihan, but Er Yueqing who has the most CP buildings.There are countless CP buildings related to Er Yueqing, but also because Er Yueqing hooks up everywhere, there are many CP buildings, and the CP fans are relatively scattered, so the firepower is also scattered, unlike Chun and Shuihan who only have so few A CP that can be used by people to YY is convenient for CP fans to concentrate their firepower, so Er Yueqing's CP building that hooks up everywhere does not have a low-key, high-key, cold, spring-like and water-cold CP building fire.

The CP buildings in Chunhe Shuihan are extremely popular. They have been floating on the front page of the forum for many years. All the CP buildings have opened several posts. When the old posts are full, a new thread will be opened. The building speed of each post is so fast that the onlookers The fighting power of CP fans is amazing.

Therefore, after Xia Shangzhou climbed a CP building, he stopped looking for abuse. The only thing he was cute was Chun and Shuihan, and it had nothing to do with other people. At the same time, he also didn't understand, what's so cute about those CPs who catch wind and shadows ?

But he is not cute, and he can't stop others from being cute, at most he can just ignore it.

Ignoring those thriving CP buildings, Xia Shangzhou's eyes fell on a gossip post with a more eye-catching title. The well-known gods of August [-] had revelations, gossip and black history.

Xia Shangzhou rubbed his chin, since the poster mentioned that he is a great god...then there must be a male god!Although he had read a lot of these gossip posts, he still couldn't help but click into the posts related to male gods.

In fact, Xia Shangzhou has read a lot of these gossip posts, and most of the posters have the same caliber, except for those posts specially opened for black people to trample on people, so even if Xia Shangzhou is not an insider, he knows a lot about The gossip of those great gods Zihongpink, although he doesn't know whether those gossips are true or not.

For example, a girl cv who often shows off her beautiful photos on Weibo has actually had plastic surgery, and another example is a male cv who often flaunts his wealth, but in reality he is a big guy who is stingy... So, so, so, Xia Shang Zhou didn't know the truth and falsehood, so he had the right to take it as a joke.

As for this post, there are similar revelations in the front. The poster did not directly mention the name of the person concerned, but only used relevant characteristics or references to refer to it. However, if it is a caring person or a fan of that cv, it must be obvious at a glance. Xia Shangzhou hugged Looking down all the way with a recreational mentality, he found that it was nothing more than the old stuff from before, until he saw that the host broke the news that a certain male cv, who was called the flower of Gaoling by fans, actually liked men.

Xia Shangzhou's eyes widened in an instant, what the hell, isn't this host talking about spring and cold water? !

Damn it, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt bad.

Although most of the radio dramas that Chun and Shuihan are paired with are gay, Xia Shangzhou never thought that Chun and Shuihan would be gay. After all, there are so many CVs that paired with Danmei dramas, it is impossible for everyone to be gay. Moreover, Xia Shangzhou once heard from Tang and Song that there are definitely more straight CVs for BL dramas than crooked ones, because compared to gay guys, straight men don't have much concern about BL dramas.

The best example is Er Yueqing, although he often hooks up with people everywhere, whether it is a man or a woman, he always has a concubine, most cp fans yy he is yy he and other male cvs, he himself does not resist, On the contrary, it was a bit of fun. Although he was suspected of selling corruption, he had announced his sexuality in a serious way, and his fans knew it, so even if the cute CP was just YY, it would never go too far.

Therefore, after accepting the setting that most of the CVs who acted in BL dramas were straight men, facing such explosive gossip and revelations, Xia Shangzhou felt extremely complicated in an instant!

Since many gods were mentioned without naming names in this post, many fans of the gods who were named began to pinch the poster, and many fans of Chun and Shuihan also got involved. After all, Chun and Shuihan had never announced themselves Whether it is on Weibo or in interviews, the poster who was pinched by the brainless fans still responded strongly. At the end of the post, a shocking big news broke out. A certain circle is known for being romantic and selling corruption The male cv is actually a straight guy who can't be more straight, and he often uses his cv status to find female fans for sex.

After posting the last post, this host never appeared again, but he was already scolded bloody in this post. After all, this host’s reference is very obvious, even if he is not a fan but a passer-by, he can see it at a glance. , the cv he called was Er Yueqing.

Er Yueqing's brain-dead fans instantly became angry, and one after another went to battle to scold the poster bloody, saying that the so-called revelations in front of the poster were just a fake shot, and the real purpose was to blacken Er Yueqing in the end, it was really intentional sinister!Of course, there are also a lot of Er Yue Qinghei among them, who blatantly complained about Er Yueqing in the name of fans, but in fact they are anti-criminal Er Yueqing, and dragged many other CVs into the water to lie down. It made the brainless fans of those CVs lying on their guns also have a lot of opinions.

So this post soon lived up to everyone's expectations. Some pinched the landlord, some pinched the landlord as a black dog in the navy, some pinched Er Yueqing, and some pinched other cvs. You pinched me and I pinched you. The smog made Xia Shangzhou dumbfounded.

That host was fine, he disappeared after posting the last reply, and left with a single blow, leaving a group of fans who pinched each other. At first glance, the main force of these fights seemed to be Er Yueqing's brainless fans, but If you take a closer look, you can find that many so-called brain-dead fans are messing up the water, but even if there are no such muddle-heads, Er Yueqing's real brain-dead fans are amazing in fighting power. I only feel that the fans of this cv are really evil, as if they have been brainwashed.

Although Xia Shangzhou didn't have any special feelings for Yuan Mingqing, and even had a little prejudice against him because of the Tang and Song Dynasties, he subconsciously felt that Yuan Mingqing was not that kind of person. He thought about the relationship between him and Yuan Mingqing. Several times, he didn't think Yuan Mingqing would do what the landlord said.

And in this post, the host didn't provide any evidence, he just said that with a touch of lip service, so many fans of Er Yueqing used this as a reason to pinch the host without evidence to mess with black people. The ones who are not good, on the basis of saying that the poster has no evidence, will label the poster, saying that the poster must be a fan of the xxx family to help the black master, and pulled a lot of cvs into the water to lie down. Of course, those cv fans who lay down the gun are not to be outdone. He scolded back again, saying that there is no reason for everything. If Er Yueqing didn't do this kind of thing, why would he be hacked if he has nothing to do?

It wasn't until dozens of pages were pinched that someone posted the so-called evidence, which seemed to be a group chat record——

xxxx: Silly mother Er Yueqing, can I ask you a question?Don't be angry Er Yueqing: Hahahaha just ask, I won't be angry xxxx: Well, with so many BL dramas, are you really gay?

Er Yueqing: Hahahaha how is it possible, I am a 24K pure straight male xxxx: Then why do you act in so many BL dramas?

Er Yueqing: To hook up with girls~

This is probably a group chat record, but it was taken by someone with a heart. Xia Shangzhou believes that Yuan Mingqing probably just said it as a joke at the time. He probably didn’t even think that this unintentional statement would be used as evidence. Save it.

Although Xia Shangzhou didn't like seeing Yuan Mingqing very much because of the Tang and Song Dynasties, he felt that Er Yueqing was a bit pitiful at this time. After all, the person who could blow up the group chat records must be someone he knew in the same group as Er Yueqing, but now Being shown such a merciless screenshot, Xia Shangzhou felt that if he was Er Yueqing, he would definitely feel betrayed.

Xia Shangzhou silently thought, although Er Yueqing is indeed often flirtatious, but he was obviously just joking, and he didn't deceive other people's feelings. As for being trampled and blackmailed by so many people?

The direction towards Xia Shangzhou at the back of the post is getting more and more incomprehensible. Some people say that if it can be regarded as evidence, I will live broadcast Chi Xiang, and some people say that I didn’t expect Er Yueqing to be such a person. Fans turned black. Gradually, more and more people Saying that his fans have turned black, there is a tendency to overwhelm everyone.

Xia Shangzhou looked at it with a shocked face all the way, until he wanted to turn the page, and when he turned the page, he found that there was an error in the post displayed on the web page. Xia Shangzhou was a little baffled, and he refreshed again, only to find that the original post had disappeared.

Probably pinched too hard and was deleted by the forum administrator.

Regarding this post, Xia Shangzhou felt a little inexplicable, and also had an indescribable feeling. Why did so many people who claimed to be fans turn black because of a piece of evidence that was not at all evidence? Is it just because they saw many People say that, so they follow the crowd?Although there were some fans who insisted on supporting Er Yueqing to the end, their voices were not as loud as those of others, and they were almost drowned out.

No matter which circle they are in, fans are the most affectionate and ruthless people... Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt a little melancholy, and this mood lasted until Qin Han called him to eat.

Xia Shangzhou was cosplaying the thinker, but Qin Han's knock on the door interrupted his thoughts.

When he looked back, he saw Qin Han gently opened the door, stood at the door and smiled at him, "It's time to eat, come out."

Xia Shangzhou touched his stomach that was so hungry that his chest stuck to his back, and asked, "What kind of food did you cook?"

Qin Han raised his eyebrows and said with a light smile, "Sweet and sour fish, hot and sour potato shreds, steamed pork ribs."

Xia Shangzhou's mood immediately improved again.