What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Xia Shangzhou was a little embarrassed, but he couldn't stop letting people take a bath, so he nodded embarrassingly.

"Okay, I get it now."

Qin Han stared at Xia Shangzhou's face for a while, then his gaze passed over Xia Shangzhou, and landed on Xia Shangzhou's lap. At this moment, Gou Sheng was lying on Xia Shangzhou's lap, as if he had nothing at all. Affected by someone coming in, she still continued to lick her balls calmly.

Qin Han frowned.

But before Xia Shangzhou could say anything, Qin Han turned around and went out, closing the door gently by the way.

Xia Shangzhou was completely occupied by the formula "Qin Han is going to take a bath = Qin Han is going to become a dog", and when he recovered from this matter... he bowed his head, Seeing Gou Sheng lying on his knees, his whole body suddenly felt bad again.

...Damn it!He seemed to have forgotten to tell Qin Han that Gou Sheng was about to go into heat!Ruined!What if Qin Han happened to be licking his swollen balls after taking a shower? ! !

That must be to break the three views!

Xia Shangzhou was about to jump up and rush into the bathroom to stop Qin Han from taking a bath, but as soon as he stood up, Gou Sheng would roll around and beg for a hug, acting like a little bitch who didn't want Xia Shangzhou to leave. Although I don't know if the little tomcat will become particularly clingy when he is in heat, but when he sees Goushengao's shameless fluffing and rubbing his face, his heart is instantly melted, and his legs are cute I can't walk anymore.

So Xia Shangzhou's cat slave syndrome broke out.

He knelt down to smooth the dog's hair, and played with it for a while at the kind invitation of the dog, and after his cute brain calmed down, there was already the sound of the shower in the bathroom , Crashing, suddenly woke up Xia Shangzhou's cute heart.

"...Wait! Don't wash it yet!" Xia Shangzhou hurriedly turned his head and rushed out of the room. Without even thinking about it, he rushed to the door of the bathroom and subconsciously turned the doorknob. Just like that, it was opened, "I have something, I forgot to tell...you..."

In the bathroom, a naked Qin Han was standing under the shower. While flushing the water, he used a bath ball to spray shower gel on his body. The water flowed down his black hair and ran across his smooth back. , and the slightly concave line in the middle, across his firm buttocks and slender and straight thighs... But these are not the point. The point is that Qin Han wiped his body with a bath ball in one hand, while the other hand Actually playing with a little yellow duck.

... That's right, little yellow duck.

When Xia Shangzhou entered, Qin Han was playing with the little yellow duck expressionlessly, and the little yellow duck looked familiar.

then--

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Qin Han: "..."

Xia Shangzhou hasn't realized whether he should pretend that he didn't see anything and close the door and go out, or should he pretend that he didn't see anything and close the door and go out... As for the matter of Gao Leng's male god loving the little yellow duck, what does it matter to him? !No matter how cold, cool, dazzling and domineering a male god can be, he can have a little soft and cute hobby, right? !

……right?

right?

Right?

...Fuck, this matter is really worthy of him going to the forum to live broadcast it!He has already thought of the name of the post!It's called—"I never thought that that cold male god likes to play ducks!" " or "August [-] I know a high-cold male god who has a little hobby of boring sex! ".

As for the small difference between playing ducks and ducks, don’t pay too much attention to such small details. After all, everyone is a headline party these days!

And Qin Han, after being slightly taken aback, wanted to hide the little yellow duck as if nothing had happened, but accidentally shook his hand, and his arm hit the soap box on the sink, and the soap inside came out of the box and disappeared. It came out, and fell to the ground with a thud, in front of Xia Shangzhou.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Qin Han: "..."

Xia Shangzhou looked at the soap in front of him, his eyes widened, and he thought silently——

... The soap and soap have fallen, do you want to pick them up?According to the jokes on Weibo, once he bends down to pick it up, some things may happen that he will be overwhelmed with pain afterwards but the people will love to hear and see.

But if you don't pick it up... this is the soap he used to take a bath!That's right, as a simple and down-to-earth good boy, Xia Shangzhou still likes to use soap to bathe. Although the soap is slippery with his hands, it will fall off if he is not careful, but the soap is cheap and durable, and a box It can be used for a long time!

To pick up the soap or not to pick it up, that is the question.

But before Xia Shangzhou finished thinking about such a profound philosophy of life, Qin Han in front of him had already stretched his slender and straight legs, and bent down——his back was bent in an arc, revealing his slightly upturned and firm buttocks. When Xia Shangzhou reacted, Qin Han had already picked up the piece of soap and threw it back into the soap box.

Xia Shangzhou breathed a sigh of relief, and then saw Qin Han standing in front of him, staring at him with dark eyes, and asked him expressionlessly: "...what's the matter?"

Xia Shangzhou was scared away by Qin Han's expression when he was about to say something.

It never occurred to him that Qin Han, who was wearing the leftover skin of a dog, was completely different from the Qin Han who was wearing his own skin!When facing the Gousheng who was wearing Qin Han's skin, he could knead and flatten Qin Gousheng at will, but when facing Qin Han himself, who was full of aura, he almost turned into crying I'm so weak, not to mention talking normally, even my legs are a little soft... It's definitely not being soft by being handsome.

And the most important thing is... Qin Han's voice is like his male gods Chun and Shuihan...

When Qin Han spoke in a deep and soft voice in front of him, Xia Shangzhou felt his brain went blank and his legs were a little weak, as if that person could only be admired by him on the screen again and again in the earphones. The male god who worshiped with his ears over and over again walked out of the screen, came to him, and whispered in his ear.

It was like that unattainable high-altitude flower that bloomed suddenly, and the flower still fell within his reach.

In short, as a dead voice control, Xia Shangzhou's brain was instantly knotted.

His mind was filled with Qin Han's emotionless but unbelievably soft words just now.

So before Xia Shangzhou had time to smooth out the ball of thread in his mind, Qin Han frowned, and the next moment, he closed the bathroom door.

And the next moment, there was a click, and the lock was locked.

It was as if there was a perverted gay outside the door who liked to spy on men taking showers.

Xia Shangzhou was almost heartbroken.

Xia Shangzhou went back to the room, hugged Gou Sheng and cried loudly (no.

Xia Changzhou rubbed the round white belly with a round and round belly, crying: "Woohoo, dog left, your father, I am regarded as a dead pervert! And the one of the gay guys!"

Gou Sheng tilted his head and rubbed against the back of Xia Shangzhou's hand. While rubbing Gou Sheng, Xia Shangzhou muttered: "I just accidentally broke into the bathroom and just happened to see him taking a bath! I just accidentally Listening to his voice, I was just stunned for a while! I didn’t stare at his pectoral and abdominal muscles and mermaid lines! I didn’t look at his waistline, hipline, and long legs! I’m not a perverted voyeur I'm not a pervert! Hmph!"

Gou Sheng was messed up by Xia Shangzhou, his round eyes blinked dizzily twice, seeing his son's stupid and cute appearance, Xia Shangzhou's broken little heart, which was suspected of being a perverted voyeur, finally After being healed, he poked Gousheng's bun face, smiled, and after a long while, he said silently: "But his figure is really good, plus his face, tsk tsk... If I change a girl today or Xiao Shoulai, Bao Zhun couldn't hold back on the spot and was about to throw people down! Compared with them, my concentration is not very good!"

After chanting, Xia Shangzhou suddenly realized something was wrong.

...Damn it, no!

Did you say he is straight?How can a straight guy think another guy has a good body?Although occasionally he would think that a male star had a good figure, but facing those people on the screen, he would never generate so much YY like today!

Xia Shangzhou felt that his attributes of being a straight man had been challenged a little. His original straight and straightforward sexuality seemed to be a little shaken, and Xia Shangzhou suddenly had a sense of seeing something bad.

So the next moment, Xia Shangzhou, who was pale with fright, immediately went back to the computer, opened the mailbox, and found a few long-preserved movies that started with a and ended with v, intending to save his precarious sexuality.

As soon as he sat down, Gou Sheng automatically and consciously climbed up to his knees again, and nestled obediently between his thighs.

With a sense of righteousness and awe-inspiring mission, Xia Shangzhou began to watch educational films.

... Seeing this, Xia Shangzhou was very pleased to find that he really had more feelings for beautiful girls, and that he was really a straight man!

So Xia Shangzhou continued to watch with relish, looking at the beautiful girl on the screen, Xia Shangzhou was a little excited, but considering that his son was still there, he couldn't teach the children badly, so he planned to take a shower later. Once it was done, but as the picture on the screen became more and more inappropriate, Xia Shangzhou found that the dog nestled between his thighs started to lick his balls again.

Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth, wondering if Gou Sheng could understand human teaching videos?But the cat is quite smart, maybe it really understands.

But for some reason, Gou Sheng licked and licked, suddenly the cat's body shook, and the round cat pupils widened.

Xia Shangzhou realized in an instant that Gou Sheng and Qin Han switched bodies again!

However, Qin Han probably never imagined that he had worked so hard to get ready to cross into Gou Sheng's body after taking a bath, but he was not ready to pass into Gou Sheng's body. Fortunately, prepare to lick balls!

Xia Shangzhou knew that on this destined extraordinary night, Qin Han, whose lower limit and world view had been refreshed again and again, was destined to be refreshed again.

Xia Shangzhou silently looked at Qin Gousheng who was lying stiffly on his knees, and silently loved him for 30 seconds.