What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

Qin Han raised his eyebrows, and asked in confusion, "Girlfriend?"

"That's right," Xia Shangzhou nodded and said, "You will turn into a cat every day after taking a bath, did your girlfriend make it?"

After hesitating for a while, Xia Shangzhou added: "I have no other intentions. I'm afraid that if your girlfriend doesn't know, it may cause some unnecessary misunderstandings in the future." They all saw Qin Han going to the park with different girls. Although the girl she met for the first time seemed to be Qin Han's cousin, the second girl should be Qin Han's girlfriend, right?

"Girlfriend?" Qin Han frowned and said, "...I don't have a girlfriend."

"Okay then," Xia Shangzhou didn't believe Qin Han's words, but he was too embarrassed to expose Qin Han directly, maybe he was having trouble with his girlfriend, maybe they had already broken up?Xia Shangzhou thought irresponsibly for a while, "Then do you want to explain the situation to your family? I don't know how long you will move to my place. What if your family or friends and classmates come here to find you? "

"No need," Qin Han said calmly, "No one will come looking for me."

"Okay then," Xia Shangzhou shrugged helplessly, "Then...do you need my help?" As he asked, Xia Shangzhou had already stood up, planning to help Qin Han pack his luggage.

Qin Han paused and said, "Thank you, can you water the potted plants on the balcony for me?"

Xia Shangzhou was a little confused, but he nodded in a good mood, turned and left the room.

Although this house has an extremely simple structure of one bedroom and one living room, and the area is not large, there is a small balcony attached to the living room. Xia Shangzhou took a closer look and found that the balcony is really small and exquisite, not even half the size of an ordinary balcony. , but put a lot of potted plants.

Xia Shangzhou couldn't name most of the plants. He picked up the shower on the balcony floor, filled some tap water in the faucet, and started watering.While pouring water, Xia Shangzhou slandered in his heart. He didn't expect that a male god with a face like Qin Han's interpersonal relationship seemed to be much worse than he imagined, but it was also, so cold, those who wanted to get close People who are far away are too cold to approach.

Playing with those unknown plants, Xia Shangzhou suddenly thought of a sentence he had read on Weibo - people who raise animals like loneliness, and people who raise plants enjoy loneliness.

When Xia Shangzhou was watering, Gou Sheng was playing by himself. It twisted its small body to chase its own tail, and kept going in circles, which made Xia Shangzhou laugh, but Gou Sheng didn't seem to recognize it at all. Not knowing that the tail was his own, he was still meowing and trying to grab the little tail that didn't know what to do with his claws.

After Xia Shangzhou finished pouring water, Gou Sheng was already out of breath, but he still didn't grab the tail, and rubbed Xia Shangzhou's trousers aggrievedly, Xia Shangzhou poked Gou Sheng's bun with a smile face, picked it up, and went into the room to find Qin Han.

It happened that Qin Han had already finished packing his luggage. When he saw Xia Shangzhou coming in, he glanced at him lightly and said, "It's almost done."

Xia Shangzhou nodded, and walked home with the man and the cat.

When Xia Shangzhou left, there was one person and one cat, but when he came back, it was two people and one cat.

When Tang Song opened the door and saw Xia Shangzhou holding a cat in his arms, followed by a person with a large luggage bag in his hand, he couldn't help being stunned.

Xia Shangzhou quickly chuckled, and said what he had thought up over and over along the way: "This is the eldest nephew of my third aunt's sixth cousin, my cousin from afar, and he will stay at my house for a while recently."

But Tang Song frowned, stared at Qin Han for a while, and murmured: "No, why do I think he looks familiar?"

...What the hell? !Could it be that Tang and Song saw through Qin Han's possession of Gou Sheng at a glance?Never expected that his tenant Mr. has yin and yang eyes?

Xia Shangzhou was taken aback and didn't answer. Instead, Qin Han smiled and said softly, "I'm probably the face of the public. It's not surprising that you've seen people who look like me before."

You are the face of the public!If the streets are full of handsome people who look just like you!Then do these ordinary-looking men still live?Xia Shangzhou shouted silently in his heart, but in the end he could only chuckle and said, "Yeah, my cousin is... the face of the public, the people you have met before may just look a little like him."

"Really?" Tang Song scratched his head in doubt, "Is there such a handsome public face?... Well, I must have misunderstood it. Come in quickly, it's windy outside."

Finally entered the house, the dog left in Xia Shangzhou's arms returned to the familiar place, and immediately jumped down and ran wildly, throwing and rolling around so lively, Xia Shangzhou didn't stop the dog left, and the dog left waiting in a strange place After so long, it must have been held back for a long time.

Tang Song turned around very virtuously and poured tea for the guests. Xia Shangzhou took advantage of Tang Song's entering the kitchen and marked Qin Han's territory: "There is still a vacant room there. You can move in soon. No one has lived in it for a long time. , it may be a little dusty, you'd better clean it up."

Qin Han nodded, and glanced at Gou Sheng, who was writhing and rolling on the floor, with an unpredictable expression.

Thinking that Gou Sheng might have used Qin Han's body to roll and splash on the floor, Xia Shangzhou's expression suddenly became a little unpredictable, but he quickly shifted his focus, and it happened that Tang Song was holding tea at this time After coming out, Xia Shangzhou quickly cleared his throat, and said to Qin Han, "Have a cup of tea, today's weather is very suitable for drinking tea hehehehe..."

"Please drink tea, this...Xiaozhou's third aunt..." Tang and Song seemed to be a little entangled in how to address Qin Han.

"My name is Qin Han," Qin Han said calmly, "Just call me by my name." After speaking, he chuckled and reached out to take the cup from Tang Song's hand.

"... Qin Han?" Tang Song was taken aback for a moment, and then said, "You are Qin Han? Then you are..."

"I am Xia Shangzhou's third aunt's sixth cousin's eldest nephew, just call me Qin Han." Qin Han stared at Tang Song's eyes and smiled slightly, there seemed to be some meaning in his eyes.

Tang Song paused for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders: "Oh, well, if this is the case... Qin Han, please drink tea."

"... Isn't that what? What did you want to say just now?" Xia Shangzhou eavesdropped on the conversation between the two while drinking tea. After hearing Tang Song's words, he thought Tang Song knew Qin Han, but Tang Song's words What happened if you stopped talking halfway?It's tempting to pull it out to flick the dick!So he asked Tang Song with a blank face.

Tang Song hesitated, and glanced at Qin Han. Qin Han smiled, but his eyes were a little dark. When Xia Shangzhou turned his head to ask Tang Song, he seemed to shake his head inaudibly.So Tang Song also shook his head and said: "It's nothing, I just wanted to say... even if your name is Qin Han, isn't that the descendant of Qin Shihuang? Hahahaha..."

Xia Shangzhou was so cold by this cold joke, he twitched the corners of his mouth and said, "Then I'm still a descendant of Xia Yu, the founding king of the Xia Dynasty. Qin Shihuang's surname is not Qin at all, okay?"

Tang Song shrugged his shoulders and said: "Whatever, it doesn't matter what Qin Shihuang's old man's surname is anyway, I just need to fill my stomach and yours... Well, now I have added one more you." Yes... third aunt's sixth cousin's eldest nephew, well, I'm going to do some grocery shopping, and I'll be back to make lunch for you later."

With that said, he patted his butt, turned around and went out.

After Tang Song left, Xia Shangzhou turned his head around, stared at Qin Han suspiciously and asked, "Do you know Tang Song?"

Qin Han was sitting on the sofa, with his slender right leg resting on the other leg, in a very natural posture, and he was holding a teacup in one hand, and he was sipping tea slowly, compared to Xia Shangzhou This kind of cow-drinking posture of drinking tea in one go, his tea-tasting posture can be called elegant.

... Well, sure enough, a handsome person is so handsome even with his legs crossed.

Qin Han's eyelashes were half down, casting a small shadow under his eyelids: "...I don't know."

Xia Shangzhou didn't believe it anymore. Tang Song's attitude was so strange just now, he must have known Qin Han, but if they knew each other, what's the point of Tang Song not admitting it?What's the point of Qin Han not admitting it?Unless, the way they know is not appropriate.

...Damn it, did they meet on 419?Xia Shangzhou was instantly overwhelmed by his own imagination.

Xia Shangzhou knew that Tang Song was gay. Although he had never seen Tang Song bring a boyfriend to his home, there might be some out there, but if it was a long-term and stable boyfriend, it was impossible for Tang Song not to mention it to him. However, think about the situation that it is said that the gay circle is very chaotic, maybe Qin Han met when he was looking for a one-time boyfriend (that is, the 419 object) in the circle!

Since we met on 419, it seems normal to pretend not to know each other when we meet again?After all, this kind of thing is too embarrassing to put it on the table, especially for people with such a thin skin in Tang and Song Dynasties.

After thinking about it like this, Xia Shangzhou felt that his idea was really justified and convincing, even he himself was going to be convinced by himself!So Xia Shangzhou looked at Qin Han suddenly became strange.

Damn, I never expected that Qin Han would go out to find a man 419 even though he has a girlfriend!

So Qin Han's original image of a cold and cold male god in Xia Shangzhou's heart collapsed instantly, and became the classic image of a ruthless scumbag in Danmei novels, while Tang Song became a scumbag in his heart. Abandoned the image of a crying sissy and a weakling...

Just when Xia Shangzhou's gaze became more and more strange, Qin Han couldn't help but sneezed.

Gou Sheng, who was playing with a small ball of wool at Qin Han's feet, was taken aback immediately, and quickly turned around and burrowed into Xia Shangzhou's arms with fried hair. I can't help laughing at it: "Why are you so timid!" Gou Sheng was so wronged that he rubbed his face against his hand.

Qin Han rubbed his nose with his bent index finger, and said embarrassedly, "Sorry, I seem to have caught a cold."

Ahem, it seems that Qin Han's body was tossed all night with only a towel around him yesterday.

Xia Shangzhou's original condemnation of Da Zhagong disappeared immediately, and he looked at Qin Han's slightly red eyes from sneezing with some guilt, and asked him, "Do you need cold medicine?"

"No need, it's not serious." Qin Han's eyes were slightly red, but his tone was flat, "Just sleep and you'll be fine."

"Well, it's not good to take too much cold medicine. After all, the medicine is three-point poisonous." Xia Shangzhou rubbed the leftover dog in his arms, hesitated, and said, "My dog ​​leftover It's very warm, holding it to sleep at night is like a small heater, how about you sleep with it at night?" Xia Shangzhou was very reluctant, not sleeping with Gou Sheng would be so cold to death Ah, but Qin Han wouldn't have caught a cold if it wasn't for him and his dog leftovers.

"No need," Qin Han refused flatly, "I'm used to sleeping alone." His expression was calm, as cold as his appearance, if it wasn't for the tears in the corners of his eyes, Xia Shang The boat will be frozen by him.

"Okay, okay, it's up to you," Xia Shangzhou curled his lips, anyway, Qin Han will turn into a dog after taking a bath tonight, and he will turn into a cat at that time, so he will be at his mercy, hum, "I'm going to To deal with work, you go to clean up the room first, and you can eat when Tang Song comes back later." He has not dealt with work for several days, and it is so busy to pile up!

So Xia Shangzhou went back to the room with the dog leftovers, turned on the computer and started to deal with the work accumulated in the past few days. After finishing the serialization and finishing the fairy tale of a certain children's magazine, Xia Shangzhou finally breathed a sigh of relief.

In addition to contributing to various magazines, Xia Shangzhou also serialized novels on the Internet. Although not many people read them, he still conscientiously coded and updated [-] words, and posted them conscientiously.Although there are not many subscriptions, there are at least a few hundred attendance bonuses every month.

While Xia Shangzhou was busy, Gou Sheng was always sleeping obediently on Xia Shangzhou's lap, which was even warmer than the leg warmers sold in the supermarket outside.

The cat actually sleeps most of the day. When Xia Shangzhou has to work and can't play with Gousheng, Gousheng will sleep obediently on Xia Shangzhou's lap, which makes Xia Shangzhou worry-free.

When Xia Shangzhou finished the last task and stretched his waist, he realized that there was someone standing at the door of his room at some point, because it was already dark and Xia Shangzhou was too busy to turn on the lights, so that The person stood in the shadow of the door frame for an unknown how long.

Xia Shangzhou was puzzled for a moment, and raised his hand to turn on the light switch next to the bedside table. This is the design he requested when decorating the room. The light switch was placed next to the bedside table so that he could turn off the light directly after lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone. Sleep without running out of bed again.Instead of installing the switch on the wall next to the door like a general home.

The light in the room was on, and Xia Shangzhou saw the person who had been standing at his door.

Qin Han was leaning against his door frame, his long eyelashes drooping slightly, he seemed to be squinting his eyes, and seemed to be staring at the people in the room seriously... But it was more like dozing off, the people in the room After the light came on, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he opened his eyes, as if waking up from a dream.

"What are you doing standing at the door?" Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth. At that moment, he immediately thought of the classic appearance of the masked man in black in Conan.

"...Tang Song just went out, and he said that he has something to do and won't come back tonight." Qin Han twitched his eyelashes as if waking up from a dream, and then continued, "He prepared dinner and put it on the table. time for dinner."

"Why didn't you say that just now? You were standing at the door all the time, scaring me." Xia Shangzhou twitched the corners of his mouth, and then a large living person stood quietly in the shadow of the door, if he didn't know this There were other people in the house, who might have been frightened to death by their brains.

"I see you are so serious, I'm sorry to disturb you." Qin Han said lightly.

What he said was so reasonable that Xia Shangzhou was speechless for a moment.

"Okay," Xia Shangzhou hugged Gou Sheng on his knees, "Let's go then, go to dinner." Gou Sheng nest rubbed his chest in his arms, his small triangular ears moved twice, round Liuliu's cat pupils opened.Cats are light sleepers. Although they sleep most of the day, they wake up immediately when there is any movement.

Qin Han looked at Gou Sheng who was nestling in Xia Shangzhou's arms, and the gentle smile in Xia Shangzhou's eyes. He looked at it for a while, and then lowered his eyes, which were hidden behind the half-drooped long eyelashes. It's hard to see what he's thinking.

The two of them and the cat finished the meal very successfully, and it was completely different from yesterday's frenzy. Xia Shangzhou was eating the vegetables in his own bowl, and at the same time threw some vegetables into the small plate dedicated to the leftovers. The leftovers behaved obediently. He buried his face in the small plate to eat, while Qin Han ate quietly on the side.

"Good boy, you can't just eat meat, you have to eat well..."

"You are so good, you are worthy of being a good son of Dad!"

"My son is so good, I will take you to find a handsome little tomcat tomorrow~"

Qin Han who was eating quietly at the side: "..."

After Xia Shangzhou finished feeding the dog leftovers, he suddenly thought of a question.

That is--

He hasn't brought the dog leftovers to cut yet!Egg!Egg!

Well, he had already made all the preparations, all he had to do was take the dog out to the pet hospital, but Qin Han suddenly turned into his cat, he couldn't take Qin Han who had turned into his cat with him Going to cut the egg, if you accidentally cause some psychological shadow on Qin Han, it will be a big crime.

But now, with the unstable exchange between Qin Han and Godson, it doesn't seem right...

But if you don't bring the leftover dog to cut the balls, what will you do if it comes into heat?

The first estrus of a cat is usually when the cat is half a year old to one year old, and it will enter an obvious estrus state when it is about one year old, and the dog is almost exactly one year old now, and it may be in a few days. Xia Shangzhou There is also a cat owner near his home. Before he had any dogs left, he would hear the sound of cats in heat almost every time during the transition period between winter and spring.No matter how cute the cat is, once it is in love, its voice is simply horrible, hoarse and deep like sawing wood, after listening to it for a long time, it will feel like the sound of a human baby crying, in the middle of the night, it is very scary.

Xia Shangzhou looked at Gou Sheng hesitantly, and then at Qin Han hesitantly, and couldn't think of any idea for a while.

Seeing Xia Shangzhou's hesitant eyes, Qin Han's hands froze immediately, and a rib caught in the chopsticks immediately fell to the table.

Xia Shangzhou looked at the dog leftover who was eating happily while bowing his head, hesitated for a while, moved his buttocks and sat next to Qin Han, and whispered in his ear: "Well, there is something, I don't know whether to say it or not. You shouldn't say..." He is a good owner who cares about the health of his pets, but the pet's situation is a bit special now, he thought about it for a long time, and decided to seek the opinions of the person concerned.

"Then don't talk about it." Qin Han calmly picked up the spare rib that fell on the table, and threw it into the dog's leftover plate like Xia Shangzhou.

But Gou Sheng just poked at the rib with his small nose, pushed it aside, and ignored it, and continued to turn his head to eat the food thrown to him by other Xia Shangzhou, seeming to dismiss Qin Han's rib.

Qin Han was slightly taken aback.

Xia Shangzhou quickly cleared his throat and said, "My dog ​​leftover doesn't like to eat food from other people. It usually only eats food from me. I used to teach it not to eat food from strangers. Especially those weird uncles... Ahem, of course it’s not about you.” Nowadays, there are quite a few villains who catch cats and sell them in unscrupulous small restaurants to make cat meat pots, whether they are wild cats or owned cats, If you see a cat, grab it.In addition, many cats were poisoned to death because they accidentally ate mice that had eaten rat poison. Therefore, Xia Shangzhou has been consciously training Gou Sheng not to eat randomly.

...Of course, under the current circumstances, it's obviously because Gou Sheng doesn't like Qin Han very much, but for the sake of Qin Han's face, Xia Shangzhou doesn't intend to tell Qin Han the truth.

Qin Han took back the pair of chopsticks that had been filled with ribs for Gousheng, put them in his mouth and bit them, he lowered his eyes, and for some reason, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt that Qin Han seemed a little wronged.

"Uh, it's really nothing. Sometimes Tang Song feeds it and doesn't give it face..." Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but comfort him.

Qin Han didn't speak in silence. After he finished eating all the rice in the bowl, he said softly, "I'm full."

"Then you put down the bowls and chopsticks, I'll wash the dishes in a while." Xia Shangzhou subconsciously said.

"...Let me wash it." Qin Han said.

"No need, I'll just come."

"I'll wash it." Qin Han insisted.

"Okay then," Xia Shangzhou stopped insisting, "After I finish this bowl of rice..."

"I'm not in a hurry, you take your time." Qin Han put down the bowl and chopsticks, his eyes passed through the space under the table, and fell on Gou Sheng, who was humming and muttering.

Xia Changzhou thought that Qin Han wanted to get close to Gou Sheng but was afraid of being scratched, so he said vaguely with a mouthful of food: "Gou Sheng has a temper when he eats, you can try to pet him later and give him a soft coat. "

Qin Han shook his head lightly, and smiled. Xia Shangzhou didn't know what he was laughing at, so he continued to lower his head to eat his own meal. After a few bites of the meal, he went back to the room with the leftover dog. Leave the leftovers to Qin Han.

Back in the room, Xia Changzhou turned on the computer to start the night’s pastime. After eating and drinking, the chubby Gousheng climbed up his knees, nestled between his legs, continued to squint his eyes and dozed off, listening to Gousheng While snoring, Xia Shangzhou's heart softened to the point of failure.

After turning on the computer, Xia Shangzhou planned to check the male god's Weibo first as usual, but when he opened the small Weibo, he was immediately taken aback by the hundreds of posts and comments in the upper right corner of the Weibo.

As a little transparent, Xia Shangzhou felt that he was frightened!

Xia Shangzhou was a little unclear at the beginning, so when he poked open a few, he suddenly understood.

...It turned out that Qin Wang Hanwu replied to his comment.

Oh, it turned out that this was all there was to it, so there was nothing to make a fuss about.

Wait, wait, Qin Wang Hanwu replied to his comment? !

Xia Shangzhou felt that he was frightened.

I opened Qin Wang Hanwu's homepage and saw his first Weibo, which is the latest Weibo he posted recently, which was a repost of his comment——

Qin Wang Hanwu: ...//If you are ugly, you should read more books: If an apology is useful, why do you need the police? !I look down on men who don't keep their promises!Sure enough, men are reliable, and sows can also climb trees! //Qin Wang Hanwu v: I'm sorry, there was an accident just now, and it was a few hours late. The agreed-upon entry into v will be delivered in the tenth update.

...Wait, why does this scene seem a little familiar? !

Xia Shangzhou touched his chin and fell into deep thought. Then, he quickly came to a conclusion - he seemed to have sent a comment to King Qin Hanwu before, but he forgot the content of the comment. Anyway, he spared no effort to blackmail King Hanwu of Qin every day. , how does he remember what comment he made on Qin Wang Hanwu that day?In short, one day he complained about Qin Wang Hanwu, but Qin Wang Hanwu replied to him, which caused him to be rounded by Qin Wang Hanwu's brainless fans again.Well, at that time Qin Wang Hanwu replied to him as if it was also a string of ellipses.

Hmph, he doesn't care about revealing something!

Seeing the envy, jealousy and hatred in the tone of those idiot fans in the comments, Xia Shangzhou felt that he was floating. Although he didn't want to see King Qin Hanwu, but seeing the idiot fans of Qin Wang Hanwu so unhappy, he The whole person is very happy!It's a hundred times happier than him posting thousand-word long comments to King Qin and Han Wu every day!

This is the so-called - "Seeing that you are not happy, then I am happy."

Xia Shangzhou, who was in a good mood, smiled, went to the page of Qin Wang Hanwu's novel, and finished reading chapter v of "The Vast Galaxy". Coupled with today's double watch, Xia Shangzhou is completely satisfied.

Of course, while reading the text, Xia Shangzhou did not forget his original intention. While reading, he analyzed the grammar of each sentence, the usage of each idiom, the correctness of each punctuation mark, each typo, and each Every language problem was picked out by Xia Shangzhou one by one.Xia Shangzhou opened the word document while reading and recorded the bugs he found. After reading it, he immediately typed on the keyboard and wrote down all the bugs in Qin Wang Han Wuwen. More than 3000 words.

Xia Shangzhou was a little puzzled when he sent out the long comments. He would complain about Qin Wang Hanwu every day, and sent out long criticisms to Qin Wang Hanwu every day. Although Qin Wang Hanwu still had many typos and words The language is bad, but it gets less and less as it goes to the back, so that he can't find a place to complain and can only complain about punctuation marks. How come there are so many more in chapter v when King Qin Hanwu returned to the pre-liberation today? Typos and grammar problems?

It's just like……

It's like Qin Wang Hanwu wrote it in a hurry, and sent it directly without even checking it. After posting it, there was no time to go back and check it.

Xia Shangzhou took a look in the comment area, and sure enough, many readers were also talking about this matter.

Passerby A: Why are there so many typos in today's update?Your Majesty, are you unwell?

Passerby B: Is Your Majesty busy in the third dimension recently?Be sure to take a good rest, okay? Passer-by C: Don’t insist on updating if you are uncomfortable or too busy. Take a good rest, we will support you~…

Xia Shangzhou shook the goose bumps all over his body from being shot by the Holy Mother's halo, decisively closed the novel interface, and continued to browse Weibo.

As for what happened to King Qin Hanwu...does it have anything to do with him?

Opening Weibo, Xia Shangzhou went straight to the male god's homepage, wanting to see if the male god posted anything on Weibo today.

As an idiot fan who has to go to the male god to peek at the male god every time he logs on to Weibo, Xia Shangzhou is almost familiar with the Weibo homepage of Kaichun and Shuihan, and scrolls down—fuck, the male god is really Posted on Weibo!and!and!At once!exist!Just!talent! 1 minute ago!

This is fate!This is a tacit understanding!This is the traction of love!

The villain in Xia Shangzhou's heart had already started to dance the samba, but when he looked carefully at the specific content of Chunhe Shuihan's Weibo just posted with a chuckle, he suddenly felt bad.

Chunhe Shuihan v: I have received a new drama, "Meeting the Devil".

...Spicy, hot, glamorous and noble, not even giving fans a word.

But even though the male god is so aloof, the comment and forwarding of this Weibo, which was only posted for 1 minute, has already exceeded a hundred. When you poke open the comment, there are fans howling and waiting to be fed——

Awwhhhhh the male god finally accepts a new drama and looks forward to it! ! !

Ooooh, I can't wait! ! !

Waiting for the ears to get pregnant! ! !

Awow, beg for speed! ! !

……

Originally, Xia Shangzhou should also be one of so many fanatical and brainless fans, one of so many fans who are waiting to be fed, but when he saw the word "Meeting the Devil", the little flame in his heart was excited. Suddenly, it was like being poured a basin of cold water, and it went out.

And the villain in his heart, who was excited to dance the samba when he saw the male god posting on Weibo, knelt down as if he had been hit by an arrow in his knee.

The reason is very simple, because the novel "Meeting the Devil" is one of the famous works of King Qin and Han Wu.

...Damn it!Why did the male god take on the drama of the rival in love again? !Why? ! !

Xia Shangzhou was so depressed that he almost lost his face on the keyboard!

Chunhe Shuihan has seldom received any radio dramas this year. Although it is not completely free of new dramas, it is obviously much less than the previous high production. Now it is rare for Chunhe Shuihan to receive a drama. He should be rolling with joy, but when he saw that the drama Chun He Shui Han was receiving was actually a novel written by the King of Qin and Han Wu, the excitement in Xia Shangzhou's heart got stuck in his throat before he swallowed it down. I can't swallow it, I can't spit it out, it's like a stick in my throat!

The bastard Qin Wang Hanwu is indeed his number one rival in love!

Rival!Die!

Xia Shangzhou was so depressed that he almost wanted to write another ten long comments on Qin Wang Hanwu!

After being aggrieved for a long time, Xia Shangzhou lowered his head and wanted to touch the dog leftover to find a cure, but when he looked down, he found that there seemed to be something wrong with his dog leftover...

The appearance is cute and cute, and the leftover dog with a bunch of dull hair on his head is licking his balls with his head down.

lick!Egg!Egg!

Xia Shangzhou suddenly became ill again.

Because I checked some information when I was going to take the leftover dog for neutering, Xia Shangzhou knew that a male cat licking his balls is one of the signs of estrus. , licking the balls, and at the same time there will be enuresis, that is, the whole room is full of urinating and enclosing the territory to attract the kittens.

It is said that after male cats have enuresis during estrus, it is difficult to stop their bad habit of peeing anywhere in the future even if they are neutered in the future. Therefore, most posts on cat raising forums advocate taking male cats for neutering in advance Yes, Xia Shangzhou originally planned to take Gou Sheng to kill him before he showed any signs of estrus.

Thinking that in the future, I might have to force the whole room to deal with Gousheng's piss every day, Xia Shangzhou is about to kneel down to Gousheng, hey!

But the stupid little cat didn't understand the master's bitter mood at all, and still lowered his head and licked his balls happily. Xia Shangzhou remembered how many times today there were dogs left all over the floor. He didn't care, thought It's just that the dog is playing sports, who knows that it's not sports, it's commotion!

Xia Shangzhou looked at the kitten on his lap, his eyes were dull, and at this moment, someone knocked lightly on the door——

The low knock on the door brought Xia Shangzhou back to his senses.

"What's wrong?" Xia Shangzhou asked listlessly.

The door was gently opened, and Qin Han stood at the door. Although his slender body was wearing a pink apron (it was a gift from Xia Shangzhou for buying peanut oil in the supermarket), the tender pink color still couldn't cover Qin Han's body. His masculine aura... Sure enough, a handsome person, even if he wears a migrant worker vest, an old man's pants, cross slippers, is much more handsome than an ugly person wearing an Armani suit and a Rolex watch.

This wicked world of looking at faces!

Xia Shangzhou cast aside this wicked face-watching world, stared at Qin Han's face for a few minutes without blinking, and then slowly said: "What's wrong?"

Qin Han smiled slightly at Xia Shangzhou, and said, "I want to take a bath."

"Oh, then you take a shower, the bathroom is next to your room..." Xia Shangzhou subconsciously said, still a little strange why Qin Han came to report to him when he was going to take a bath, could it be that he was being stingy and refused to let guests A person taking a shower?

But wait...

and many more……

"Wait, what did you say you were going to do?" Xia Shangzhou was taken aback for a moment. Could it be what Qin Han meant when he said taking a bath?But besides taking a bath, does taking a bath have a second meaning?

"I said," Qin Han was not angry, and continued to smile, "I'm going to take a bath."

Xia Shangzhou is bad for the third time after Gou Sheng licked his balls——

Yup!

How did he forget!

Taking a bath anywhere in the world means that taking a bath has no second meaning, but for Qin Han, taking a bath has a second meaning besides taking a bath, that is - I am going to transform!