What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

When Qin Han came out of the bathroom, he saw Xia Shangzhou standing at the door of the bathroom, holding the dog in his arms, and said to him with a serious face: "I think we should have a good talk about what to do in the future."

Qin Han glanced at him lightly, raised his eyebrows and said, "...Standing at the toilet door?"

"Ahem, of course not," Xia Shangzhou took a few steps back, sat down on Qin Han's bed naturally, put the leftover dog between his knees, and said while stroking his hair, "Judging from yesterday's situation, You will become my cat every day after you take a bath, and you will not change back until the night and early morning."

Qin Han put his arms around his chest and leaned against the wall. This was originally a very pretentious posture, but it was just like the golden saying - "This is a world that depends on faces", so Such a pretentious posture, placed on Qin Han's body, seems to be a matter of course.

"... What do you think?" Xia Shangzhou analyzed it again, then asked Qin Han again.

Qin Han glanced at Xia Shangzhou, nodded and signaled him to continue.

Xia Shangzhou continued: "Everything must be solved from the source, so we just need to solve this matter from the source... So I still say that, why don't you take a bath these days! "

When Xia Shangzhou said this, Gou Sheng broke free from his arms and rolled on Qin Han's bed a few times. Qin Han watched from the side and couldn't help frowning.

"Anyway, it's winter now, and I don't sweat very often. It's okay even if I don't take a bath for a few days. There are many people in this world who only take a bath three times in their life. When they are born, when they get married, and when they die, compared to their Let me tell you, what is it if we don’t take a bath today!” Xia Shangzhou saw that Qin Han’s expression didn’t seem to agree, so he hurriedly rambled and continued to think of reasons, “And it’s just a temporary solution, if we can find out the reason for this matter And the way to get you back to normal, then you can continue to take a bath!"

Xia Shangzhou babbled and talked a lot, and even diverted his thinking to think that people in the Middle Ages in Western Europe didn't like to take a bath. He gave full play to his sophistical thinking as a liberal arts student to give Qin Han psychological construction for not taking a bath.

To this, Qin Han only said one sentence: "Sorry, I have a cleanliness."

"Are you a Virgo?" Xia Shangzhou paused and asked cautiously.

"If you're not a Virgo, you can't have cleanliness?" Qin Han raised his eyebrows.

"Ahem," Xia Shangzhou almost choked on his own saliva, he just instantly thought of those jokes about black virgins on Weibo, "No, anyway... you just have to take a bath? Can't return? Don't give me any face?"

Qin Han glanced at him, the meaning was self-evident.

Xia Shangzhou drooped his shoulders, well, he also knew that his request was very capricious... But if this continues, he really can't hold it anymore, the cat at home will be worn by other people every day, and he will suffer from a nervous breakdown !And don't blame him for conspiracy theories, the world is so chaotic, he and Qin Han were complete strangers before, what if this superficially cold male god is actually a perverted murderer in his heart, things are unpredictable!

But it is also impossible for him to abandon Gousheng who has been with him for more than a year. He raised Gousheng as his son, and he still wants to provide for Gousheng to the end of his life.

After struggling for a long time, Xia Shangzhou tentatively asked: "Why don't you move to my house first before finding a way to bring you back to normal?" He couldn't find a direct solution, so he had to take a roundabout tactic. Although he can take Gousheng home directly, and go back to each house with Qin Han to find his own mother, but if Gousheng turns into a human every night, leaving it alone/a cat here, I don’t know something will happen.

So he can only take this person and the cat back, so that he can take care of what happens when the time comes.

Qin Han lowered his eyes, as if thinking about it.

"Anyway, even if you are not at my house during the day, you will be at my house at night. Is it still half a day away? If you leave your body here, what will happen to my dog's body and your body? What will we do then?" Xia Shangzhou Afraid that he would not agree, I quickly persuaded him, "It's fine if you just use your body to shit and piss to cause damage. Although my dog ​​is very clean, there is nothing you can do if it can't hold it back. If it's late at night When you go to the street and roll around, you will be in the headlines of the news and Weibo." Of course, the entertainment section does not expect it, but the social section may have it.

Qin Han reached out and rubbed his temples, and after a while, he nodded, "Okay."

Xia Shangzhou heaved a sigh of relief, he patted Gou Sheng's little butt, and said, "Then hurry up and pack your luggage, and move in today, my house is not far from yours, so it shouldn't have much impact. "

So Qin Han really went to pack his luggage, and Xia Shangzhou watched him pack his luggage while teasing the cat.

Qin Han just took advantage of Xia Shangzhou to go to the bathroom and changed out of the bright red long-wear and long johns for a young man of his age. The slim long-sleeved T-shirt showed off his slim and slender waistline , when he bent down to put clothes in the luggage bag, he highlighted his beautiful buttocks and revealed a small part of his white waist.

So Xia Shangzhou was a little absent-minded when he was teasing the cat.

Qin Han's figure is very good, with standard wide shoulders, narrow hips and a small waist. His legs are slender and straight, occupying most of his body. The typical long legs can throw those mortals of five or five bodies out of eighteen streets in minutes.

Xia Shangzhou teased Gou Sheng absent-mindedly, and asked Qin Han, "Are you a student of University D?" He didn't know if Qin Han still remembered that they had met twice in the park, but seeing how Qin Han reacted I probably don't remember the plain appearance.

Qin Han, who bent over to pack his luggage, replied casually: "Yes."

His voice was so nice that Xia Shangzhou subconsciously felt a little familiar. In fact, he already had a vague suspect in his heart, but he didn't think about that answer, and he was quickly overthrown by himself... How could it be possible? so coincidental?Reality is not fiction!

"How old are you?" Xia Shangzhou couldn't help but continue to ask, wanting to hear Qin Han's voice.

"... Junior."

"Pink and tender little fresh meat, I have graduated for three or four years, but I went to school a year earlier, probably about three years older than you." Xia Shangzhou rubbed his chin, then smiled, "Hurry up Call me brother."

Qin Han, who was stuffing clothes into the luggage bag, paused, then quickly returned to normal, and continued to pack as if nothing had happened, pretending that he didn't hear Xia Shangzhou's words.

"Hmph, don't bark if you don't bark," Xia Shangzhou was a bit self-defeating, and after poking Gou Sheng's bun face, he choked out another sentence, "... By the way, your girlfriend knows about your current situation. ?"

Although Xia Shangzhou knows that the premise of asking this question is - first of all, you have to have a girlfriend.

But in Xia Shangzhou's view, how could a male god like Qin Han who is upright and powerful...although he doesn't know if he will live a good life but at least lasts (judging from the time he first entered and exited the toilet), how could he not have a girlfriend?How could it not?How can it be?

... So there is no need to ask this "first" question at all.