What should I do if my rival becomes my cat?

But at this moment, Xia Shangzhou suddenly felt malicious. Looking at Qin Gousheng who was lying on his knees, his whole body was stiff, Xia Shangzhou chuckled, pretending not to notice that Qin Han had exchanged bodies with Gousheng, deliberately pretending He said to himself: "According to the cat raising strategy on the pet forum, if the little male cat starts licking his balls, it means that he is about to go into heat. Now that the dog has started to lick his balls, it means that he is about to go into heat soon." , it seems that I will take it to cut the balls in the next two days~ It will be done earlier, and it will not be so much trouble in the future."

Qin Gousheng, who was lying on Xia Shangzhou's lap, really exploded in an instant. It stared at its big round cat pupils, and jumped up with a meow, as if it wanted to stay away from Xia Shangzhou, but when it jumped, its furry little But the claw accidentally caught Xia Shangzhou's headphone cable.

So when it jumped off Xia Shangzhou's knee, it tore off the end of the earphone connected to the computer.

In an instant, various unbearable sounds filled the entire room.

Xia Shangzhou: "..."

Qin Gousheng: "..."

... Should he be thankful that what he watched wasn't a movie that started with g, but a movie that started with a?

Should he be glad that he was finally able to get rid of the suspicion of being gay?

Seeing Qin Gousheng's cat eyes widen, Xia Shangzhou turned off the movie on the screen as if nothing had happened, then plugged the earphones back in as if nothing had happened, then opened a news webpage as if nothing had happened, and then Pretend that you have been watching the news just now, and then pretend that nothing happened just now, everything is an illusion.

Qin Gousheng: "..."

...Wait, no.

Since the Qin dog is left here, where did the real dog go?

Could it still be in the bathroom?

Thinking of what he saw at Qin Han's house, Xia Shangzhou hurriedly got up and turned to look for the real dog who had changed bodies with Qin Han.

Sure enough, at the bathroom door, Xia Shangzhou found the dog left in the bathroom.

But here comes the problem - the door is locked inside.

"Gousheng? Gousheng!" Xia Shangzhou knocked on the door and shouted twice impatiently.

Suddenly, there was a crackling sound in the bathroom, as if something heavy fell to the ground, and then there was the sound of scratching the door behind the bathroom door and the sound of Gousheng's aggrieved whimpering.

"...Gousheng, where did you fall?" Xia Shangzhou felt distressed instantly, of course, not only for Gousheng, but also for Qin Han's face... What if he broke his face?

After all, he can't afford to pay for plastic surgery!

Gou Sheng whimpered again from behind the door, Xia Shangzhou opened the door in vain, but the door was locked tightly, there was no room to open it, and the problem came - he didn't have the key to the bathroom.

Since Xia Shangzhou is a person with poor memory and easy to lose things, most of the keys in the house are kept by Xia Shangzhou in Tang and Song Dynasties. Except for the house keys that are necessary for entry and exit, other kitchen keys, bathroom keys, etc. The ones that are not commonly used are placed in Tang and Song Dynasties. After all, Xia Shangzhou is usually fine and will not lock himself in the bathroom and then cannot open it.

"Gou Sheng, listen to your father, use your hands... use your claws to twist this doorknob, turn it to the right, right!" Xia Shangzhou was sweating profusely and directed Gou Sheng through a door, but Gou Sheng She's smarter, but she's just a cat after all, how can she understand Xia Shangzhou's complicated words? Xia Shangzhou is anxious here, and Gou Sheng is also anxious inside.

It is said that some cats will suffer from claustrophobia. Once they are locked in a small room without the company of familiar people, they will attack. Xia Shangzhou has seen other owners say in a loving tone on the forum that their cats cannot leave. Exposing himself, he was still a little contemptuous in his heart, thinking that the cat was too hypocritical.Now it was his turn, Xia Shangzhou was very anxious, afraid that the dog would mess around inside and hurt himself.

Just when Xia Shangzhou was anxiously scratching his head, a furry paw tugged at the corner of his clothes.

Xia Shangzhou turned his head to look, and saw Qin Gou left squatting in front of him, one paw was pulling the corner of his clothes, the other paw was holding a mobile phone, it silently glanced at Xia Shangzhou, put the mobile phone on the In front of Xia Shangzhou.

...Mobile phone, by the way, you can call Tang Song!

Xia Shangzhou's eyes lit up immediately, he took the phone and called Tang Song.

Qin Gousheng probably also noticed that Xia Shangzhou didn't have a bathroom key anymore. There are only two people living in this room. At that time, he calmly and calmly handed the phone to Xia Shangzhou.

Tang Song's call was quickly connected.

Xia Shangzhou didn't wait for Tang Song to speak, and quickly said: "Little Tang Tang, come back quickly! I'm waiting for you! I'm so anxious!"

"..." No words were spoken, only the sound of light breathing.

"It's really urgent! I can't wait! Come back soon!" Xia Shangzhou was about to sing "Come back soon~ I can't bear it alone~".

There was finally a voice on the other end of the phone, but it was an unfamiliar voice.

"who are you?"

Although unfamiliar, it sounds good.

Xia Shangzhou searched for this voice in his mind, and then he groaned, isn't this the voice of the great god Er Yueqing? !Isn't this the sound of that big scumbag in Tang and Song's family? !

... Well, although Tang Song only had a crush on her unilaterally, but as a good friend of Tang Song, of course he would stand by Tang Song without hesitation!That's how you don't help your relatives!It's so unreasonable!

"I'm from Tang and Song... Huh, what's none of your business, what about Tang and Song?" Although Xia Shangzhou really wanted to make use of the topic, for example, I'm Tang and Song's man, or I'm Tang and Song's husband or something, but The most urgent thing right now is Gou Sheng locked in the bathroom, so let's put other things aside for now.

The voice on the other end of the phone was silent for a while, and finally handed over the phone with some reluctance.

"It's so late, who is it?"

"……do not know."

"Xiao Zhouzi? What's the matter?" Tang Song who answered the phone was a little surprised, apparently he didn't expect Xia Shangzhou to call him at this time.

And Xia Shangzhou, who was aroused by the conversation between the two people on the other end of the phone, couldn't help asking: "Haven't you already given up on that scumbag? It's so good that you don't want to turn back!"

"..." Tang Song was a little speechless, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"The moon is dark and the wind is high! In the middle of the night! Lonely man and widowed man! Together in the same room! Dry firewood! Thunder and earth fire! What kind of rhythm is this? Two men are alone in the room in the middle of the night, and it is clearly the rhythm of something happening!" Xia Shangzhou snorted.

"You are gay everywhere," Tang Song said flatly, "We are very ordinary friends."

"Then why are you going out at night?" Xia Shangzhou was suspicious.

"My mother sent a box of things to him, and I just went to get them," Tang Song said calmly, as if he had no emotion towards Yuan Mingqing. "It's you, why are you calling me in the middle of the night? Can't sleep because of the loneliness and the fire?"

"Go, go, you are so lonely and burning with desire," Xia Shangzhou remembered that Gou Sheng was still locked in the bathroom, and quickly said, "The big thing is bad! Come back quickly! Gou Sheng is locked in the bathroom It's inside! It's locked! Can't get out! It's very urgent, very urgent!"

Tang Song was speechless for a while: "When did you Gousheng learn such an advanced skill of locking the bathroom door?"

Xia Shangzhou was speechless for a while, and could only laugh: "I don't know, anyway, I watched the AV for a while and it was locked in the bathroom when it came out! Come back soon~"

"So... it locked yourself up because you were ashamed to watch the AV? No, then it should be locked by you, a stupid father who taught bad children."

"Get out!" Xia Shangzhou snorted, his tone softened again, "Come back soon~"

"Please." Tang Song said calmly.

"Please! Kneel down and beg you! Come back quickly! I can't wait!" Xia Shangzhou said immediately, patting his chest and thumping his thigh.

"...Do you still have morals?" Tang Song was speechless.

"Come back soon~" Xia Shangzhou hummed.

"...Stop acting like a baby, the goosebumps are all gone," Tang Song said leisurely, "I put the key in a small iron box in the cabinet to the left of the TV cabinet in the living room, find it yourself."

Xia Shangzhou was silent for a while: "So the key is not with you at all?"

Tang Song hummed.

"So you've been teasing me just now?" Xia Shangzhou was indignant, "You're so bad!" It's so bad!

After hanging up the phone, Xia Shangzhou felt aggrieved and ran to the living room to look for the keys. After searching for a long time, he finally found a bunch of keys. He didn't know which one was the bathroom key, so he had to try one by one.

But looking back, it's a good thing that the key is not in Tang Song's body. If he really waited for Tang Song to come back to open the door, how would he explain why it was his distant cousin who was locked in the door instead of his dog? ?

Finally, Xia Shangzhou found the key to the bathroom after trying all the keys. As soon as he opened the door of the bathroom, Gou Sheng, who was lying on the door of the bathroom and scratching the door, immediately came to him, and swooped up to try to be like before. Also nestled in Xia Shangzhou's arms looking for comfort.

Xia Changzhou, who was standing at the door of the bathroom, only felt his eyes go blank, and a mass of white naked body rushed towards him, with a bit of moist skin sticking to him, and the smell of shower gel immediately came to his nostrils.

Gou Sheng wanted to bury his face in Xia Shangzhou's arms, but after trying it, he found that the height was not right, so he could only put his chin on Xia Shangzhou's shoulders aggrievedly, and rubbed his face against Xia Shangzhou's neck .

But Xia Shangzhou's mind is full of the white naked man just now, and his mind is full of "there are such lewd things in this world!"... The only thing he can be thankful for in this deja vu scene and deja vu feeling is that There's only one thing - Gou Sheng is wearing underwear this time!

Looking at Gousheng Han who was completely naked and wearing only a pair of white cotton underwear (with a little yellow duck on it), Xia Shangzhou felt a little lucky, but also had a little, not obvious regret.

On the other side, Qin Gousheng on the other side witnessed such a harmonious and friendly scene while staring at the big round cat pupils, and finally couldn't help it, and buried his face with his paws.